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kdram-chjh · 2 months ago

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Kdrama: Uinyeo Dae Jang Geum (Season 2) (2025)

Dae Jang Geum is BACK!!! 2024 JEWEL IN THE PALACE

Watch this video on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/79KdkAGKkpU

#Uinyeo Dae Jang Geum #Dae Jang Geum 2 #대장금(大長今) 2 #Una joya en el palacio 2 #Jewel in the Palace 2 #Great Jang Geum 2 #2nd season #Season 2 #Fantagio #2025 #youtube #kdrama #korean drama #short video #shorts #Lee Young Ae #Seo Jang Geum #real cook #doctor woman

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spyglassrealms · 2 years ago

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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

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densewentz · 2 months ago

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no im not thinking constantly about the early game hilarity of when its just the ladies of da:v lounging around the dining room watching a freshly freed Lucanis bus about the stoves making food for his new strange flock of poorly fed women.

#lucanis dellamorte #datv #da:v #my rook and bellara and neve and harding just #smirking and giggling and leering and backseat cooking #the Female Gaze is real #and a soft but dangerous man with a slutty little waist and his sleeves pushed up his forearms making dinner is #probably new for them #also spite #rookanis #harding constantly elbowing my mooning rook in the ribs like #girl get your shit /together/

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inkskinned · 2 years ago

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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

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nothing-impt · 4 months ago

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I’m alive. Have this crispy Athena 🍽️

#art #epic the musical #wisdom saga #crispy Athena #Zeus really cooked her real good #Owl is on the menu #jorge rivera herrans #epic musical #odyssey #epic the musical fanart #athena #greek mythology

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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago

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Michael Afton draws FNAF tape girl for Vanessa,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #michael afton #vanessa fnaf #vanny fnaf #phone guy #phone dude #tape girl #fnaf 3 #fnaf help wanted #security breach #fnaf fanart #PHONE GUY MENTIONED 🔥🔥#ALL THREE of the phone information folks in FNAF!#I like to think Michael would draw these dudes like this #in the survival logbook he draws himself super simply #a faceless night guard SO I could see he draws phone guy with a phone head #IT FEELS fitting to me #the phone guy design is classic WHICH I promise I’ll give him a human design in time ☎️❤️#BUT there isn’t any real established object head looks for phone dude or tape girl #SO I MADE MY OWN!#so I hope you like them I THINK the designs as very cute #Idk If I’ll draw them again maybe just for fun #VANESSA was hoping Michael drew tape girl as a full human #so she’s a lil disappointed with what he actually drew..#SHE just doesn’t get what he’s cooking 🔥🔥

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squidthusiast · 7 months ago

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“The oven has a goofy face”

Octo-Oven Moment?

Just some past work experience

#WE’RE SO BACKKK #haha at least until I get real busy #need to catch up with my ask box #i’m also making a separate piece with them yipee #Marina’s got a complicated past with bioengineering it seems #Pearl doesn’t mind the oven screeching cus she doesn’t have to cook #but the toaster seems to have a vendetta against him #off the hook #splatoon #pearl houzuki #marina ida #pearlina #splatoon fanart #splatoon 3 #great octoweapons #my art #squid asks

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marisatomay · 1 year ago

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#be gentle with the site…let it cook especially if you’ve been on here for along time #if it takes too long you can always restart it #saw a poll about tumblr fame where the metric was follower count but since follower count is private the real metric we use on here is #how much interaction do your original posts receive #anyway! have at it!#also if you wanted to take the final Total Notes number and divide it by Posts Counted for your Avg Notes Per Post I would appreciate that #like when I divide my Total Notes by my Posts Counted I average 644 notes per original post allegedly

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coffit0 · 21 days ago

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I got shinyduo/gempearl life series thoughts in the brain <333

#kicking and screaming and jumping around happily!!!!!!#shiny duo #gempearl #pearlescentmoon #geminitay #wild life smp #secret life #secret life smp #i just looooved making their designs <333 I love drawing pearl sooo much #artfitto #coughs violently. I can only cook doodles atm. the post-end-of-semester-burnout is real 💔

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platoapproved · 5 months ago

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iwtv ships + book quotes

#iwtvedit #iwtv #interview with the vampire #loumand #loustat #danstat #lesmand #armandaniel #louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #armand #daniel molloy #I KNOW that not all these make sense out of the context of the books #and i'm only three books in there may be Juicier Quotes later but i'm working with what i've got so far #also many of these are edited for brevity or tying together two sentences from opposite sides of a paragraph #let me cook!!!!! they're all direct quotes just lightly arranged for impact #basically my point is: vampire polycule REAL!!!!!!#they're all in love with one another. wanting and inviting one another. planning and imagining futures together.

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gongyussy · 9 months ago

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you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

#this is now my FAVOURITE game i've watched in real life knocking the game misconduct one off the number one rank #he was so annoyed the entire game and so annoying about it :')#he kept shrieking away on the bench and i couldn't hear a word from where i was seated #but you could just hear this constant yipping away dhfsgfkjshgfsjf PLEASE it was so funny your 36-year-old babygirl was BARKING #drew kept sitting there like... is mom okay... i don't think mom's okay...#also extremely good for me (since he wasn't really hurt) was the whumpfest of it all oh my god what ancient gods did he anger.........#geno kept Hovering in concern #po kept giving him little shoulder pats the way a sweet brave babyboy would try his best to soothe a rabid little dog #ek of course kept trying to slide right inside him and also kept skating up to him and STARING him in the face in concern/lust/both #also guys this is my first time in canada ever!!!!!!!! i'm excited #anyway. very good game for me sorry for this post but you know i love a #long post #sidney crosby #evgeni malkin #pittsburgh penguins #also!!! to all who celebrate #ramadan kareem/eid mubarak #<333 staying with a friend here through the eid celebration and they've been cooking and everything smells so good

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kdram-chjh · 3 months ago

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Kdrama: Uinyeo Dae Jang Geum (Season 2) (2025)

Jewel in the Palace Season 2 | Dae Jang Geum 2 || Amazing World #korea #drama #netflix #tvseries

Watch this video on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/moAR06kl77s

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asteraws · 10 months ago

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my clown college grad project from december last year 🎪

#my art #oc #illustration #ok to elaborate a bit #its more of a circus/performing arts school but clown college is just easier and sillier to say so #i call it that #what da hell do i tag JFLDSKSFKD #im archiving a lot of stuff these days...#post uni burnout has been so real guys lol ill be taking a break from this proj but def wanna come back to it some day :3 #IN THE MEAN TIME THO... im finally cooking up another oc story omggg im saur excited abt it hopefully i can share some art of it here soon

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mayomkun · 3 months ago

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Stiles during his FBI internship probably

Inspired by draw this as your OTP post

#my art #teen wolf #stiles stilinski #sciles #thinking about stiles facetiming scott baking and cooking things in real time

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zaisamoo · 7 months ago

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more soukoku. ok i swear my next post will be an actual and colored drawing that isnt soukoku

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pandadrake · 16 days ago

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Dr. Crane yelling at the Arkham Asylum staff for removing the images from his presentation slides due to "triggering content," as though that was not The Entire God Damn Point.

I was wondering what Dr. Crane would do with the results of his fear gas research then I remembered that Arkham Asylum contains 90% of Gotham's scientific community.

Follow-up to my last Batman comic doodle.

#Jervis stans his fellow classic literature otaku #Harvey is just there for the participation grade #Dr. Crane was the only one who got anything out of their fun crime adventure before Batman threw them back into gay baby jail #Maybe the real treasure was the data we collected by nonconsensually drugging everyone along the way #Later a imageless slide appears titled “Test Subjects with DID". Harvey immediately whips his chair at the podium.#Arkham Aslyum’s policy regarding its inmates seems to be “let them cook”#my art #batman fanart #scarecrow #jonathan crane #mad hatter #jervis tetch #two face #harvey dent #arkham asylum #batman #detective comics #dc comics

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