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himejoshireagan · 1 year ago
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reagigi · 2 years ago
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anyway, i am officially back on my bullshit so some miscellaneous reagigi headcanons for the soul:
gigi is a widow, and was directly responsible for her previous husband's death. everything around her previous relationship makes her very nervous about committing that much to reagan. i may elaborate on gigi's husband/her marriage later on.
gigi is very strong, physically. one of reagan's favourite things is when gigi just scoops her up and holds her - sometimes she'll even ask to be held like that.
gigi and reagan are diagnosed/undiagnosed autistic girlfriends.
reagan likes to run gigi a bubble bath after a long day :]
both of them are suckers for forehead kisses, either giving or receiving. gigi is the most typical giver in this case.
gigi has tattoos! reagan likes to trace the edges of them when they're cuddling.
reagan has a lot of appearance related hangups - especially around some of her nastier scars. gigi likes to kiss them, in a sort of "i love everything about you, not in spite of" way.
both of them get nightmares, but waking up in the same bed helps a little.
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your-mums-nuts · 2 years ago
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Well since you said you were staring to like Reagigi (Or Breagigi. That one with Brett) Got any headcanons for them? Angsty, hurt/comfort, fluff? Anything really
Yes! While breagan is my fave ship reagigi is catching up (platonic reagigi is my fave relationship out of anyone to be clear) but here’s my Reagan x Gigi hcs
>Reagan has had a crush on Gigi for a long time, what’s more surprising is that Gigi has had a crush on her for LONGER.
>Gigi organised the girl trip (it’s on inside job Insta) to help reagan get over Ron
>Reagan fell in love with Gigi after seeing her yell at their coworkers in the same crazy way that she does
>the office has a bet going on when they’re gonna get together (Brett’s winning it but he has an advantage bc Reagan tells him everything)
>Myc teases Gigi about it CONSTANTLY she does not get a moment of peace
> they have a mutual love for reality tv
>Gigi plans the dates (she let Reagan do it once and things went to shit)
>Myc is their biggest supporter secretly
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swimmingcreatortyrant · 2 years ago
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ben-pincus · 2 years ago
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might I request headcanons for brett hand where after the still valley episode, the reader kinda sorta swipes his blue letterman jacket just cuz (I want one so badly I don’t think you understand) and his reaction to seeing them wear it?
please, and thank you
i died but im back now!! and yes. id love to steal that silly blue letterman RAH
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-he was looking for his blue letterman like ALL over the place
-poor lad thought he lost it :(
-so he asked the gang, and when they immediately said they hadnt seen it, he KNEW something was up....
-his brett senses were tingling...
-so when he went to you, and saw YOU in HIS blue letterman he almost died
-like, he froze up for a moment, just watching you get coffee at like 2AM
-"brett.. are you okay?"
"YES I'M OKAY I AM PERFECTLY FINE-"
-then you realise that he's probably like... hopping off the WALLS from you wearing his jacket
-he's like,,, RED in the face by now
-looking like a tomato
-and you then tease him about it, which makes him even MORE red
-so in short, he'll go from white boy to tomato boy in 0.2 nanoseconds if you wear his letterman
-he might let you keep it
-he just might because you look amazing in it <3
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karyanastore · 5 months ago
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justasfunsober · 8 months ago
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Inside Job characters as John Mulaney quotes
Bc anytime I make a new blog I have to do this.
Reagan Ridley
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Brett Hand
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Andre Lee
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Gigi Thompson
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Magic Myc
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Glenn Dolphman
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cognitosclowns · 2 years ago
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I wanna fall asleep with these freaks 💓🥺
I am the eepiest sleepiest little guy of all time and this activated a Worm in my Brain so this is gonna get SO LONG AMSDNAMSND
sfw!! just snuggles and soft things
Reagan
Not extremely cuddly? She likes her personal space!
That doesn't mean she never wants cuddles, she's just gotta be in a particular Mood for it!
Most nights, she wants to be kinda,, gently curled into your arm?? just a loose grip around it w/ her own, cheek resting on your bicep.
She talks in her sleep, but it's very quiet. Usually it's just her going through her schedule for tmrw (does she?? dream of work in her sleep???), but occasionally, you'll hear her mumbling about how much she loves you <333
Yes, it's just as cute as it sounds. She has no memory of it in the morning, but if you bring it up, she'll get this flustered little Half-Smile alllll morning <3
She falls asleep so fast. if you wanna be cute w/ her while cozied in bed I'm so sorry, the second she feels Safe and Warm and Cozy in your vicinity she's passing out for 4-12 hours ✨✌🏻
It's alright, you know she needs her rest <3 besides, that just opens up options for you two to be soft and shmoopy in the morning
Brett
Unsurprisingly, the cuddliest guy of all time. He would be inside your ribcage if the opportunity was provided KJASDKASJD
He really likes?? laying on your chest and stomach?? he likes to be significantly further down. occasionally you'll just,, barely see his hair and the top of his forehead peaking out from the covers from how low he gets
it's just so comfy! he likes The Noises and Warmth and Vague Suffocation that comes w/ sleeping w/ his head under the covers, resting against your torso <3
He smiles so much in his sleep. you didn't think ppl did that outside of movies, but he totally does <3 usually only when he's having a particularly good dream.
OH ALSO HIS BED IS SO FUCKING COZY
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THIS MAN DOESN'T QUILT. HE HAS SO MANY BEAUTIFUL HAND-MADE QUILTS AND BLANKETS AND KNITTED SHIT IN HIS BED. I hope you like being cozy bc you're gonna be The Coziest Of All Time.
He also sleeps with stuffed animals! He always did as a child bc his treehouse was always cold as hell, and the habit just stayed with him!
they're so well-kept and soft all these years later <3 usually he just keeps them at the foot of the bed, bc it makes him feel safe to, but occasionally he'll bring a couple up for you two to snuggle <3 You Are Never Too Old To Snuggle A Stuffed Bear Don't Like To Yourself.
Andre
A Nightmare (affectionate)
not only is his sleep schedule Entirely Batshit, but he has so much trouble falling asleep. expect lots of tossing and turning
he does settle a lot thought when you hold him!! Don't hold too close, he still needs to squirm a lot to actually fall asleep
You're also the only person that he gets a full nights sleep with <3 he usually ends up waking up in the night, his mind starts working on smth, and he doesn't go back to sleep <3 but with you, it's almost instantaneous.
A little Jump, a bit of squirming to get into a comfortable position, and then off to seeb again <3 it's nice to see just how safe he feels around you <3
Expect plenty of early morning/late night convos <3 hell even middle of the night convos, where he hasn't realised that he fell asleep and instantly hops back into Whatever He Was
He also has such a habit of. Continuing Conversations From His Dream. like he'll just grab your arm and start talking about Yes I'm Sure If We Distilled It Enough We Could Make Whiskey Out Of Lighter Fluid Myc before passing out cold MASNFASMFJ
TLDR. squirmy silly man, but also enjoyable to seeb with.
Gigi
OUGHEEEEEEEEAWBABWBAGOURGHR <- experiencing wife fevers
SO COZY HOLY SHIT
I refuse to believe she doesn't have a Big Comfy Bed. Silk covers, big thick duvet, more pillows that she knows what to do with. The bed is 3 times the size of her so when you catch her snuggled up in bed she truly just looks like those photos of Very Small Puppies in Very Large Beds MNASDMASND
So cuddly <3 you wouldn't expect it, since she makes a point of being seen as very Untouchable and Independent, but she loves to be held.
Her ideal state is nuzzled under your chin, feeling your pulse through your neck <333 a leg hooked around yours to make sure you're nice and close.
She takes a while to fall asleep, so she likes to go to bed early! Feel free to join her at any time, she'll just be dozing <3
If you do join her when she goes to bed, expect some,, very soft, lovey-dovey moments. she looks utterly adorable, all bundled up in her cozy little slightly-too-poofy nightgown and eye mask.
She Deserves 1000000 Cheek Smooches Or Else You Shall Die Of Love Disease <- her favourite part of the night. she will start giggling the moment she feels your lips on her cheeks and neck.
kisses her 1000. she's the most
Myc
HE OWNS A WATERBED I KNOW THIS FUCKING MAN OWNS A WATERBED
A FREEFLOW WATERBED TOO. NO SUPPORT IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE FLOATING.
It's actually pretty comfortable after you get used to it. you see the appeal, it's kinda got that Sensory Deprivation Tank feeling of weightless floating <3
Expect to be utterly Mummified in tentacles AKSDJASKJ
He insists that it's so that you don't go tossing and turning in your sleep and knock his ass off the bed but. You See Through His Lies You Understand. You See The Jackassery At Play Here.
OUGHEEE he has such a habit of like. swirling his tentacles gently around your skin. Not necessarily stroking back and forth, moreso massaging? if you have any knots in your back, thighs, or arms, they're gonna be gone by morning.
Fairly quiet? That doesn't mean silent though, he absolutely talks while you two drift off to sleep, but it's all in very quiet tones. A Little Shit, But Lovingly. (you may. gently have to bop him on the head and tell him to Shut The Hell Up Its 3 Am Goddamn Not Everyone's Job Is Just Sitting Around Getting Jacked Off MANSDMASNDMANSDMN)
Glenn
He snores like a foghorn I'm so sorry. the old man of all time
If you can look past that though, he's so fucking delightful to sleep with <33 most especially bc he loves when you lay on him
he says smth about how it Helps Unfuck His Back, but you're at least 45% sure that that isn't the main reason
(and you're right, it isn't <3 he just loves feeling your weight on him)
He loves just,, leaving a hand against your back, running up and down as you settle in to sleep <33 before leaving it to rest on the small of your back <33 love is so real and true.
his tail wags in his sleep
HIS TAIL WAGS IN HIS SLEEP
HIS TAIL WAGS IN HIS SLEEP
You'll see this most when he's sleeping on his stomach, bc when he's on his back his tail can't move, and on his side Everything Hurts At All Times KAJDKASJ
You'll see it squirm around the most when you're touching him <3 if you run your hands through his hair, or trace patterns on his back that things gonna be WHIPPING like a wheatstalk in a hurricane.
^ this also applies to. early morning and late night cuddles. in the morning its more of a,, slow waggle? like you'll just see it gently twitching under the bed, while you place kisses on his cheek BAWBBABWBABW <- if I talk about his tail any more we'll never be done
just the guy of all time <3 go sleep with that old man go do it go do it now go go go go g
JR
Let Him Sleep On The Booba
Truly he sleeps best with his face buried in your chest. what can he say, it's cozy as hell.
his ideal state is being Unconscious. A Coma. Laying horizontally being fed nutrients through a tube. He will nap on you at any possible moment
It's one of the time's he feels Truly Safe? Like he's constantly having to run around doing what the Shadow Board wants, doing what Rand wants, etc. Sometimes You Just Need A Little Nap With Your Partner To Be Okay Again
He IS freezing cold I refuse to believe otherwise. he runs Ice Cold and it takes him 15 minutes to warm up. feels a bit like cuddling a corpse until your body heat brings him back to Human Levels Of Warmth.
The things we do for love smh MNSFGKFAJSFGKSDJ
stupid rich expensive bed. imported silk sheets. mathematically optimised mattress designed in a lab to give him The Best Sleep Possible. he's rich enough to buy several countries, he might as well put it to use.
Alpha-Beta
OUGHEEEEEEEEAWBABWBAGOURGHR <- experiencing wife fevers part 2
He's such a heavy sleeper MY GOD. If you couldn't hear his internal systems whirring and clicking you'd think he was dead KJDSAKFJASDKFJDSA
It isn't really his fault - his 'sleep cycle' likes to be done in one solid stretch, to avoid file corruption, which means. His body just,, won't wake him up unless it senses Active Danger to himself or you.
It's fine! He'll wake up if the house is on fire. Probably.
'aww you're such an old man <3' <- he's going to push you into a woodchipper AKSGJSAKDJFKSDFGJ
He's so warm and cozy <3
Upside, personal heater during the winter. Downside, summer is hell for both of you (Upside, he sleeps mostly naked in summer to avoid Dying of Death Disease)
Hold him <3 hold him he won't ask but he loves being held, even more than he loves holding you (which is. Saying Something). The second he feels your arms wrap around him, maybe one of your hands gently fussing with his hair? Out like a light <3 its sweet, all those unspoken ways that shows how much he loves you <3
ABWBABWBAB I swear I did an ask like this before but. I don't care this was so cute. If you have any additions, go nuts!
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sin-sidejob · 2 years ago
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Inside Job Text Prefs
texts to send them abandoning their work and stripping their clothes off while running to you:
JR scheimpough
— “My lunch meeting just got canceled. Also, I’m not wearing any panties.”
Andre Lee
— “want to fuck while testing your new strain?”
Brett Hand
— “I want a baby.”
Glenn Dolphman
— “anyway we can get clearance to fuck in the tank? I heard the seat’s comfy.”
Reagan Ridley
— “Filled the coffee pot. Btw, want to break in your new office, CEO?”
Gigi Thompson
— “saw you earlier while grabbing coffee. You look tired. My face is free to rest on.”
Alpha Beta Robotus
— “I’ve got a new idea for a dick modification. Also, you look good today.”
Myc Celium
— “want to see how many flagella you can put in me? I feel like breaking our record.”
Ron Staedtler
— “it’ll count as repentance if you kneel between my thighs.”
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hxney-lemcn · 2 years ago
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Domestic Daydreams — Brett Hand x gn! reader
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summary: Reader celebrates Brett's birthday and end up scoring a date :)
tw: One mention of sex, and it's Gigi... Rotting amounts of fluff omfg. I went all out with this one.
a/n: I had no motivation to write, but this has been bouncing around my head for a few days so I forced myself to write it. Also, the beginning is heavily inspired by this fic, as well as me recently giving my friend a crocheted jellyfish plushie I made <3
wc: 2k
Master List
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I fiddled with the stuffed crocheted jellyfish I had made. I made it a few months ago, and Brett’s birthday was coming up, so I thought it would be a cool gift. But I felt anxious. What if he didn’t like the colors? What if he didn’t like jellyfish? Would he even want a stuffed animal? I stared mindlessly into the happy face of the jellyfish, wishing it would bring me some form of clarity. 
I knew it was silly of me worrying. I mean come on, this is Brett we’re talking about. I’m sure I could give him dirt and he wouldn’t mind. I let out a sigh, deciding to text him.
Hey, are you free for a minute?
I wasn’t expecting his response to be immediate. Although I wasn’t sure what I was expecting.
Brett😻: Of course! Did you need something?
I got something for you :)
This time, it took a few minutes for him to respond. I bit my lip anxiously as I noticed those damned three bubbles pop up and disappear a few times. 
Brett 😻: You didn’t have to Brett😻: Where are you?
My office 👍 Stop by when you can
I didn’t receive a reply after that, but I think I had an idea he was on his way already. I didn’t even notice the smile that crept onto my face. I looked back at the plushie that laid on my desk. Suddenly, the situation seemed less intimidating. I haven’t given someone a homemade gift before, but just texting Brett seemed to have calmed me down a bit. 
Before I could get too far, the doors to my office slammed open, and overly excited Brett on the other side. I quickly grabbed the plushie and hid it under my desk. Brett quickly walked up to my desk, eyes wide, reminding me of a puppy. 
“Happy birthday!” I exclaimed, shoving the plushie into his hands when he was close enough. I watched as his eyes scanned over it, and the tears that started to form in his eyes made me falter. Brett turned his gaze from the plush to me.
“Did you make this…for me?” He asked, admiration in his tone. 
“Uhm, not at first, but I thought you’d like it…” I admitted. 
Without another word, Brett pulled me out of my chair and wrapped his arms around me. I hugged him back, ignoring the tears that seemed to have fallen onto my shoulder. I rubbed his back gently, enjoying the warmth. I felt a giant smile work itself onto my face, happy that he enjoyed the gift so much. I never realized how nice it was to give people homemade gifts. 
Once he pulled away, his cheery attitude seemed to have increased ten fold, his smile seemingly ear splitting. He held the plush jellyfish close to himself, staring at me with what I could only describe as a loving stare.
“I will cherish this forever!” Brett exclaimed. “This is the best thing I’ve ever gotten!”
I smiled sheepishly in response, “I’m glad you like it so much.” Gaining a bit of confidence, I asked, “Are you free after work?”
“Yeah,” Brett said, his eyes lighting up even more if possible. 
“How about we do something to celebrate your birthday then,” I suggested. “Whatever you want.”
Brett opened his mouth before closing it. He seemed to be racking his brain for what he wanted to do before finally answering, “C-could we bake something together?”
My eyes lit up, that actually sounded really fun!
“Yeah!” I agreed happily. 
We planned everything out. We were going to bake chocolate chip cookies since he already had all the ingredients and it would be at his house. The work day seemed to be a lot longer. I kept checking the time, imagining all the grossly cute things that could happen later today.
Girlboss Gigi💅: What the hell did you do to Brett?
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Girlboss Gigi💅: He won’t shut up about this stuffed jellyfish, and he said it was a present from you.
Oh, I made that a few months ago and since it’s Brett’s birthday I thought it would be a neat gift. I didn’t expect him to like it sm tho 😭
That warm bubbly feeling simmered through me at this new information. God, I was so lovesick I felt like giggling at that moment. Gross. 
I mean how could I not fall for Brett? He was the definition of sunshine. He was so caring and sweet, literally a package deal. I tried to keep the feelings to myself, but my boss, Gigi, sniffs out any and all drama. The word quickly spread around, but no one seemed to really care, which I was grateful for. So I was left to simmer in my romantic feelings that I tried to hide as Gigi would bring it up from time to time.
Girlboss Gigi💅: He also won’t stop talking about you Girlboss Gigi💅: It was funny at first but it’s getting old fast Girlboss Gigi💅: You need to fuck him or something to shut him up 🙄
My jaw dropped at the last message Gigi sent, feeling my cheeks heat up, trying not to think about doing that with…Oh God. I know she tends to be crass but oh my god. She can’t just say that to me without giving me a heart attack. 
GIGI NO
He’s probably just excited because we made plans for his birthday
Girlboss Gigi💅: If y’all are going out for drinks count me in 😉
We’re… baking cookies…
Girlboss Gigi💅: … Girlboss Gigi💅: You two seriously make me want to puke Girlboss Gigi💅: Give me all the deets tomorrow <3
I laughed a bit, calming down a bit. When work was over I quickly went home and changed into something more comfortable. When I arrived at his place, I took a deep breath before stepping out of my car. I debated between texting Brett or knocking, but before I could make a decision, the door opened. 
Brett stood on the other side donning a pink frilly apron. I couldn’t stop myself from checking him out, though I tried to do it on the down low. I probably failed at that though.
“You’re here!” Brett exclaimed excitedly. “Come in, I’ve got everything set up.”
This was the first time I was outside of work with Brett. We’d typically eat lunch together, which meant that Reagan or the others joined in. He would drop by my office as well whenever he had time to just talk about whatever happened recently. 
I took my shoes off in front of the door, following Brett into the rest of his house. Everything was neat and simple looking.
“Here,” Brett grinned, handing me an apron matching his. I tried to tie it, but I kept accidently pulling too hard, causing it to undo the knot. 
“Do you think you could help?” I asked sheepishly, turning my back to Brett and holding the strings up.
“Of course,” He grinned, tying it somewhat loosely, but not too loose. 
“Thanks,” I smiled back. “Let’s get this started then.”
Brett nodded, going over the directions with me. I started with the liquid ingredient bowl while Brett started on the dry ingredient bowl. I added it all to the mixer, rereading the directions to make sure I was doing everything right. I turned the mixer on slowly and waited for everything to mix. I didn’t even notice that Brett appeared next to me. I jumped slightly when I noticed him. 
“Sorry,” He laughed lightly. His eyes seemed to have a slight haze to them, but I didn’t question it. 
“You’re good,” I replied. “Got the sugar ready?”
“You know it,” He winked. I felt myself fluster, I know he meant it innocently but the connotation was still there. I tried to laugh it off lightly, but it sounded somewhat awkward. The silence felt deafening between us and I realized that I should play some music. I took my phone out as Brett started to pour the sugar in the mixer. Looking through my variety of playlists, I decided to play Spotify’s Black & White playlist. ‘Again’, sung by Doris Day, started playing and I set my phone off to a safe spot on the counter. 
When my focus turned back to Brett, he was looking towards me, wide eyes and sparkling grin seeming to never vanish. No matter what, Brett’s cheery attitude always rubbed off on me. Whenever I’m around him, my cheeks hurt from how much I smile. 
“What?” I asked with a goofy grin. 
“I’m just so happy,” Brett said earnestly. I felt my heart melt. The world was rose tinted for me, and this all seemed so sappily domestic. 
“I am too,” I replied. I was so caught up in my own world, I didn’t notice the pink tint that coated his cheeks, or just how lovesick he looked. Brett quickly turned his face down to the cook book, eyes scanning over the next step. 
It continued like that for a bit. Longing glances shared over romantic music. My daydreams before I sleep are going to go crazy with all these new scenarios. I felt satisfied at our work as we put the two trays of cookies in the oven. When my gaze landed on Brett, I wasn’t expecting him to already be looking at me. ‘Put Your Head on My Shoulder’ by Paul Anka started playing, and the want to slow dance overcame me. 
“M-may I have this dance?” Brett stuttered out slightly, which surprised me. I mean, he always seemed so confident, I wonder why he was being so shy right now? 
I opened my mouth, not sure what to say exactly. I met his soft brown eyes and felt silly for overthinking it. If only I could feel this way all the time.
“Yes you may,” I replied, holding my hand out. When his hand held onto mine, I couldn’t help but bask in the warmth he offered. I put my free hand on his shoulder, Brett’s falling on my mid back. We swayed slightly to the music, and I fought the urge to rest my head on his shoulder. Damn song putting the thought in my head. 
I felt so content in that moment, just wanting it to continue forever. It was a hopeless romantic’s dream come to life. If only we were actually more than just friends. I finally gave in to my urges and rested my head on Brett’s shoulder. I closed my eyes as Brett softly hummed to the song. 
The need to confess suddenly overwhelmed me. What if I just told him right now? I mean…it really does seem like he likes me back. From what Gigi has said to the way he acts around me are like giant flags screaming his feelings. I just never felt so strongly for someone before, and I was scared about the what if’s. But at this moment, who cares about the what if’s? Us being a thing would be better than always wondering what could have been. 
Now the next problem, what the hell do I say? Before I could think on the subject further, the timer for the cookies went off. I pulled away hesitatingly, feeling cold without him so close to me. 
“Smells good,” I commented as Brett put on his pink heart oven mitts. Who made it legal for him to be so cute?
“Yeah,” He replied dreamily, placing the trays on the counter top. I grabbed a spatula and started placing the cookies on a plate to cool off. 
“Hey Brett?” I called out, placing the last cookie on the plate.
“Hm?” He hummed out, looking towards me. 
“What if we did something like this again, but as a date,” I said boldly. This time, I couldn’t deny the redness that littered Brett’s cheeks as he let out a short squeal. He couldn’t seem to hold in his excitement as he nodded vigorously. 
I already couldn’t wait for that day to come.
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himejoshireagan · 4 months ago
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reagigi...i love you,,
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reagigi · 2 years ago
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Gotta live up to the blog name and title somehow, so have a Reagan/Gigi headcanon as my first ever post.
Bathing together is a big thing for them. Gigi manages to convince Reagan to join her in the bath one time, and Reagan absolutely bitched about how inefficient baths are when compared to showers, but Gigi doesn't really… argue the point? She just washes Reagan's hair for her and Reagan melts. Reagan still grumbles and complains about how inefficient baths are for getting clean, but it's more… teasing? Less serious than actual complaining; and she shuts up pretty quickly when Gigi points out that she hasn't had to ask Reagan to join her since the first time.
It's not a sexual thing for them. Like, at all. Myc makes one (1) crack about them having bath sex and gets a wrench thrown at him for his trouble. Gigi just stares him down for an unsettlingly long time. Surprisingly, he backs down as soon as Gigi looks back at her phone (it definitely had nothing to do with the fact Gigi was having very homicidal fantasies about him at the same time, no sir).
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your-mums-nuts · 2 years ago
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Annual reminder post to send me anything inside job related requests I am ALWAYS ready to make content, don’t be a gross creep tho. I’m fine with any and all ships except the gross ones.
I do fanart, fanfics, edits and just generally headcanons in my head constantly
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riddleymethis · 2 years ago
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Another night another inside job brainrot
Inside job characters and pets they'd get with reader!
(Hcs for Brett, Reagan, Andre, and Gigi)
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Brett:
- This feels pretty predictable but you guys would get a dog.
- Honestly at this point it just feels like there's two dogs in the house bc they have the same exact energy levels
- you have no complaints though! You love your bf and you love your dog so you're more than willing to deal with the energy levels
- you guys can take the dog on walks together which has led to a lot of nice moments of just. Peacefulness together.
- Alternatively: I think he'd love any bird in the parrot family? Maybe a cockatiel bc of the hair LOL
- Brett's urge to laugh at you teaching the bird cuss words vs telling you to not teach the bird to greet everyone with "What the fuck?!"
- you want to name your pet smth actually normal bur he talks you into naming it after some stupid animal pun based off a movie character
- idk honestly I think he'd really like to take care of any kind of pet that likes lots of engagement with you♡ leafs to lots of stuff together!
Reagan:
- Also pretty self explanatory, but a cat
- it takes awhile to convince her. She already shoulders a lot of work, plus the last pets she had were the turtles from her childhood which didn't. Go Well.
- but eventually you're able to convince her by the power of Being Annoying On Purpose
- she's basically the "I don't want a cat" vs walking into the room to see her baby talking the cat kinda energy
- it's not that she doesn't like cats at all, just the energy required to own one is what put her off initially, but now that the furball is in the home she is so in love with the small creature
- she just honestly likes the semi-independence of it. She likes that she can get any leftover work done at home whole the cat will entertain itself.
- plus have u ever had a cat sleep on your chest after a stressful day? God's work 🙏
- meanwhile you are the opposite. You will hug that cat all day. ITS NOT YOUR FUALT ITS SO FLUFFY AND CUTE
- cue lots of distant "MeooOW??" in another room that Reagan hears everytime you pick it up
- "Stop picking the fucking cat up like a baby!" "Tell it to stop being baby shaped then, idiot."
- You guys spend hours thinking of a good name and then just decide on something really stupid like "fishstick"
Andre:
- Honestly? Seems like a reptile kinda guy?? You'd guys probably get anything from something as small as a leopard gecko to a fucking python snake
- ok but. Snake.
- u both decide to name it smth dumb as hell like "Noodle"
- Andre is actually? Surprisingly very well educated in snake care.
- Like, he actually has made sure that everything from cage size to temperature to food is right. He's really been interested in them for a long time.
- meanwhile u just like the fact that the front of a snake face looks like ":]"
- people can just walk by you two working on something in your lab and there's just. A huge fucking snake slithering over your guys' arms and back.
Gigi:
- FERRET.
- I can't explain this one. It's a fucking ferret. Is fluffy. Is noodle. Are you jokester?
- you let Gigi take full liberty of naming it because you trust her to come up with something fitting
- you will both drop whatever your doing to just watch your ferret in silence as the run up and down one of those little play tube tunnels.
- the ferret definitely picks favorites and it's Gigi. Everytime you walk into a room, it's wrapped over Gigi's shoulders
- getting it the most obnoxious colored harness and walking it.
- people give you guys strange looks, but you don't mind. You're just happy to have your gf and your demon child of a ferret♡
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ben-pincus · 1 year ago
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reagan ridley as your partner would include
• meaningless but cute inventions when u complain about somethjng
• for example if you complain about the tv remote being too far away she’ll install legs on the remote or something
• staring as a love language
• watching cheesy rom coms until the ungodly hours of the morning with her
• stalking peoples social media and talking shit about them
• actually, just talking shit about people in general!
• hacking little kids on roblox
• rand being a cheeky fucker
• getting a cat together, because i firmly believe reagan ridley is a proud cat lover
• facetiming on the toilet
• domestic dates, she’s not a fan of places with big crowds
• shit talking her dad
• crisp packets and soda cans. EVERYWHERE.
• “diabetes central” movie nights, consisting of a lot of sweets that could give a person diabetes
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karyanastore · 5 months ago
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