#inside job brett

[its-my-mental-breakdown]

Reagan ridley and bret hand coded

need a bi4bi t4t m/f pairing where the girl is a giant freak and not in the "cute manic pixie" way but in the "unethical experiments in my fucked up laboratory" way and the guy is a golden retriever who thinks he can fix her. and he brings her cute bento lunches and she's like "bradley shut up put on your fucking gloves and hold this possum down so i can graft these giant grasshopper legs to it"

[froggybirdtaco]

please oh PLEASE tell me somebody hasn't done this one yet

[jo-gakky]

Brett Hand doodles because i miss him :(

[nemnums]

I heart my malewife

[bubbledsoap]

get this woman a monster energy stat

version w/o overlay:

[meeenrui]

SAME ENERGY

[fnibbit-png]

Since inside job is trending right now :3 (I drew this a while ago but forgot to share here)

Spanish under the cut

[chizoies]

I want them as friends…but also lovers…Idk I just wan them back

[maimoncat]

so that spotify wrapped list, huh?

[ben-pincus]

IM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE

[uarekindagaybro]

[maleposting]

(artist is @/idonotexist_222 on twitter)

[06stryker]

BRING HIM BACK PLEASE PLEASE PLEAA-

[hobokido]

cringetober 23; adult cartoon

art block hit me cuz drawing them in my style was not doing them any justice so this is just me joining a trend late (as usual)

but i will FOREVER be pissed that inside job was ABSOLUTELY ROBBED of continuing on to a third season. like this show deadass grew on me and season 2 was PEAK and i miss the show sm, i seriously cant believe this show didnt get another season IT WAS LITERALLY GOING SO GOOD but we cant have nothing good no more smh😭srry for the rant but im so angry that companies wont give shows with so much potential a chance.

anyways, dancing reagan and brett to cope :,)

[writings-ofthe-heart]

Haaaayyyyy!!Can you make my request????If you can,could you make headcanons of Brett from inside job????

Brett Hand/Reader headcanons

WC ; 593

Side notes ; UGH YES! I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! I did romantic only im sorry anon i am so deeply in love with him.

• First, Brett we all know, and love is insanely smooth. He’ll stroll up to any girl he wants and “rizz them up,” with his genuine conversation charisma. Surprisingly, it’s different with you.

• You’re at a bar, exhausted. The 9-5 job you do is grueling and thankless. Being so far from family, having no time for socializing, you’re left on your own.

• Cue in Brett had a bit too much “fun juice,” and is currently hanging off Reagan who is trying to get him off her.

• “Brett, what the fuck are you doing?!” Reagan groaned, pulling his sticky fingers off her. He seemed to be in a daze when he spotted you. A mess, maybe, but lonely for sure.

• And Brett was NOT going to let someone be lonely, on a Friday night.

• He stood, suddenly and walked to your side slowing down when he realized his heart was pounding, palms sweaty.

• Why was he so nervous???

• You were staring him down since you caught eye contact the first time. Maybe you were glaring at his weirdly chiseled jawline, and the way he seemed in a trance, by what, you wouldn’t know.

• Brett took a deep breath, sliding across into the chair beside you.

• “Hey.” He choked, on his spit. You swirled your drink and chuckled.

• “Take your time, sweetheart.” Your voice rang in his ears, like honey spilling over his heart.

• His knees gave in, like seriously. He dropped to his knees. You could only stare down at him, laughing.

• Stupidly laughing, loudly.

• Brett saw your smile, your laugh and began to awkwardly laugh along.

• His stomach did so many flips that night.

• You and Brett spent the entire night talking, drunkenly laughing over stupid things and enjoying each other's company.

• After several dates, you came to the conclusion, you knew nothing about Brett.

• He would only listen to you, a spineless man. But you knew better, you knew he had to have something unique about him.

• So you tried, asking him questions every time you saw him. He got nervous every time.

• After several more dates, you pried info out of him.

• “Puppets? Well... that’s interesting.” You kept an open mind, but couldn’t help but giggle.

• “W..What? Is it really funny?” He laughed, coughing anxiously. You shook your head, leaning over to him and pecking his cheek.

• “You sweet, loveable man.” Under your breath, he heard you and grinned widely.

• From then on, the relationship was the most genuine, loving connection you’d ever had.

• He loved you dearly, and was never afraid to show it.

• I fear this man has all five love languages.

• He’d send you flowers to your job at least monthly. ‘To cheer you up! <3’

• Brett would be amazing at cooking.

• You’d both be defintely be the dynamic of girlboss and her malewife.

• He loves to do things for you, cuddle and kiss you whenever he has the chance.

• Brett would only want that love to be returned in acts of service, physical touch, etc.

• He looooveeessss being coddled by you, whenever he’s sick, he knows he’s in good hands.

• Whenever Brett gets drunk, he gets really clingy... and lovey... which makes him talk nonsense.

• Which is nonsense to you.

• “Mmm...” He tugged on your dress, mumbling your name. “I can’t wait to grow old with you, god, I love you!” He sobbed, embracing you tightly.

• You pat him, smugly taking a video.

• He was never redder the next day, shrieking at you.

• All in all, you love him, he loves you.

• He’d really do anything for you.

[winkwonkwankwenk]

This might sound fucking crazy but Netflix has a request TV shows or movies form and WHAT IF everyone spammed it for Inside Job Part 3? Hypothetically? I'm desperate, if that's not obvious, PLEASE NETFLIX PLEASE.