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tumblr is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have, but i have it
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#just unlocked a memory of mine#i have a pic of me somewhere standing in one of these things on the coast of northern california#beautifully gloomy ocean visit#i was probably 11#don’t remember much just liked the scenery a whole bunch#also was wearing the cutest brown coat#those kind that u button all the way up n give the illusion of a dress ?? because of the design/shape#i remember it so vividly#like a scene from an indie film is what it was
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how everydays been goin for me the last like 5 years
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Do you think wallys hair unfurls like one of these party favors when he sneezes
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was just informed that it’s pronounced distrib’uted and not dis’truh’bue’ted today… my whole life is a lie
#pls tell me other ppl say it like this#ik it’s grammatically incorrect (now) but there’s SO many words native english speakers in the usa#say (technically) wrong due to different accents/dialects#my reality is crashing all around me#have i been the only one to ever say it like that ?#why did no one correct me till now i’m almost an adult r u serious#i should’ve listened better in 4th grade sorry#someone help#this is mind boggling to me#WHERE DID I LEARN TO SAY IT LIKE THAT IF NO ONE SAYS IT LIKE THAT ??????????? HOW
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Does this count as speculation?
Totally not serious meme i did instead of work. assets are from the official https://www.clownillustration.com/welcome-home website
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Shane Madej really is the funniest possible co-host of a mystery show because he’s just like. some things will remain a mystery forever and that’s fine. I’m satisfied by not knowing for sure if there was a government conspiracy because that means the CIA is doing their covering-up job well, I’m proud of you guys. does it really matter who Jack the Ripper was? it was a hundred years ago. this murder victim still wasn’t identified? maybe they were a spy and that’s what they wanted. if I ever disappear in mysterious circumstances just assume I’m dead and move on, don’t even look for my body because I want it to be eaten by wild animals.
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you can unfollow me but you can’t un-read my posts so really i’m the winner here
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literally any true crime doc will just straight up tell you that almost every unsolved case in history is due to police incompetence or outright intentional negligence
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some of y’all have schedules for posting? i just wake up at a random time and reblog everything i see and once a millennium i post original content
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why don’t we have dancing plagues anymore
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GALLIARDISE
[noun]
extreme gaiety; merriment.
Etymology: from Middle French gaillard - lively, vigourous; a lively dance.
[James R. Eads]
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