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it’s about time I posted inside job fanart :,)

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I'm sorry I haven't written to responded to requests. I've had like. A nonstop headache the past few days haha u hate migraines so much its unreal

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i am way too depressed and tired to write anything tonight but iwanted to remind you al that: Reagan Ridley

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Writing x reader is so much harder than I thought I FEEL SO OUT OF MY ELEMENT AND SLIGHTLY EMBARRASED BC I GET A LITTLE SELF-INDULGENT... I know I shouldn't feel embarrassed but HDJSJDH

I write tons of fics on ao3 and I feel so proud but then I write x reader and I'm like "hehe... 😳😳😳 omggg..."

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Hi I can't remember if I sent a request did you receive anything within the past few days 💔

I DID im just thinking on how to answer it bc im having a brainfart about it BUT I DID GET IT DW!! <33

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Reagan Ridley kissing head cannons !!

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+ Reagan loves kisses but when it comes to things like kissing her confidence is through the floor and at the bottom of hollow earth

+ shes always just so nervous she'll mess is up and wants you to have only the best kisses be you are the best in her eyes

+ sometimes when shes rly just out of it and needs just some sort of comfort , she'll just grab your face and slam her lips into yours

+ she is a v aggressive kisser 👍👍

+ that just adds to how adorable she is tho in a way her own Reagany way yk

+ she loves forehead kisses and i mean she love love loves them

+ if you cup her cheeks and give her one maybe before leaving or before going to bed you will have her heart forever and her face will flush so red and shell be at a loss for words and gah its so cute <33

+ she hates pda though , sometimes she doesn't care but she usually does

+ one time you gave her a quick little cheek kiss in the conference room before leaving to do something and everyone teased her for it after you left while she was a blushing mess

+ it does excite her in a special way , getting kisses in public i mean , but she wont admit it to herself or anyone else

+ when she initiates kisses its soooo cute because she never does it and when she does shes kinda shy and awkward but also rly aggressive and its so <333

+ She'll like pull at your sleeve on your shirt or something to get your attention and then say something like " come here ." and then before you can even get closer to her face she'll just give you a quick peck on the lips and act like nothing happened

+ anyways , live laugh love Reagan 🙏🙏

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Hi there! If you’re taking requests, maybe some headcanons about Reagan and Brett taking care of a sick reader, like you’ve done for some of the others? I love your writing!

AWE IVE NEGLECTED THESE TWO <3333 YES OFC I CAN

SFW BELOW!! tw for illness and medication <3

REAGAN

Oh lord she's gonna do her best buddy but she has,,,, no idea what she's doing <3

she got her dads immune system! She rarely if ever gets sick and,, when she does she usually just ignores it to the best of her ability and keeps going about as usual - she can't remember the last time she actually took a sick day

EEE she's definitely more of a problem solver than a caretaker? If you want smb to soothe you she's probably not gonna be a great bet

IT ISNT THAT SHE DOESN'T CARE, SHE JUST,, STRUGGLES WITH COMFORTING PPL

you WILL be getting taken care of in her own way tho <333

!!! she will bully you into taking medicine!! You don't get a choice in the matter.

dw she makes sure it doesn't taste like ratshit <3 Andre makes it for her when she gets a cold. It's very sour and she WILL tease you if you grimace smndsmd

she INSISTS that she's gonna sleep on the couch bc,, she doesn't wanna get herself sick....

HOWEVER <333 don't think this woman isn't gonna pull out a bunch of bullshit excuses to sit in bed w/ you as long as possible <333

What? Of course she isn't making excuses - you look pale, she doesn't want you cracking your head open! etc, etc, <333 eventually she passes out, half-sat up beside you. <33333333333

BRETT

QUITE LITERALLY THE POLAR OPPOSITE MSDNSMD

oh BABEY OH BABEY <33333

HES VERY DOTING, PERHAPS OVERWHELMINGLY SO. Lots of,, tutting and humming!! he doesn't even realize he's doing it lmao smdnsd its just instinct <3

okay maybe <333 maybe some of him checking your temperature w/ his hand is just an excuse to squish your face. You can't prove it <33333

HE DOESNT CARE IF HE GETS SICK LMAO <3333 he'd much rather be all cuddly in bed with you than having to sleep on the couch!!! Besides, what if you need something during the night? He can't have you getting all cold at 2 am getting some water!! :(((((

ok yeah he might baby him a little bit but who DOESN'T want to be taken care of when they're sick??? Besides he rarely gets to indulge in his 'caretaker' instincts lmao sdmsndms

HE TRULY IS IN HIS ELEMENT. Since he basically had to raise himself he knows,, so many tricks to make you feel better when you're sick <333

OH <333 he makes this lovely,, cider-ish drink??? It's orange juice n some cinnamon n some other stuff that he leaves to boil for a few hrs,,,, and it taste SO fucking good. Since having candy isn't a good idea when you're sick, he makes you that instead!!! The house smells like citrus for a week, it's fantastic <333

EEE yknow those Icky Uncomfortable Shakes you get when you're sick, where you feel kinda numb?? <3333 he'lll straight up lay on you if you want. Just <333 compress all those shakes outta you until you can fall asleep <33333

SNIFFLES LOUDLY <333333 GHUUGUGHHUGHGOOHOHGHGGHOH <333 this was so cute, tysm!!

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Omg can you please do some hcs of how Reagan would flirt or try to romance the reader (preferably she/her but doesn’t have to be)? Hwkrbrkf maybe even something about their first date or first kiss? Im dying for more Reagan x reader content, it’s so scarce 😭

A/N: I did just write something about Reagan trying to romance the reader!! So do go check that out! But I will write for the first date and/or the first kiss for you!! Enjoy!

First date.

Whoo boy.

It took a while for the first date to actually be a thing in planning, so Reagan would be nervous. I mean, Reagan’s always kinda nervous so she’d be a little extra nervous.

She’d probably want to take you to a museum but after the entire thing with Bryan, she’d opt-out of that. Instead, she’d take you to a small diner, one that’s not too crowded.

Reagan wouldn’t talk much and let you lead the conversation, as she’d probably be too flustered at the sight of you alone, [kinda] with her, on a date. Cause you actually like her. She might of let it go to her head a bit.

Afterward, she’d drag you to a park, or somewhere you two could be alone, and she’d sit and talk to you like not just let you lead the conversation. She’d tell you how much this moment means to her.

“Sorry if it’s too cheesy.”

Funny thing that’s coming from her, but if you tell her that you don’t think it’s cheesy and you find it cute, she’s going to turn red, but thankfully it’s going to be later in the night so it’s dark and hides her blush.

As for her first kiss with you, that depends.

She won’t initiate it, so it’s up to you.

You could be sly and walk her back to her apartment and kiss her goodbye. Reagan’s not too big a stickler for romance, but if you kiss her goodbye, she’s going to shut down, whole Reagan.exe stopped working thing.

OR if you wait for her to kiss you, it’s going to be lowkey, she’s going to wait for a bit, and probably wait for you to ramble, and kiss you then. She’ll say you’re cute when you talk about things you enjoy.

Cue you to stop working.

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What Reagan ridley brainworms does to a mfer

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do you think we could maybe have the Gang’s reactions to the reader coming into work after having spontaneously cut their previously longer hair the night before? I swear I’m one listen to brother by kodaline away from doing it

please, and thank you

STOPP THIS IS SUCH A GOOD PROMPT BC IVE DONE THIS BEFORE multiple times.

yes I absolutely can

The Gang's reaction to reader impulse cutting their hair shorter!

CW/info:Gn reader! Sfw!

Characters: Reagan, Gigi, Andre, and Brett (I'm sorry Myc and Glenn lovers idk how to write them at ALL)

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Brett:

- barely questions it tbh?

- not that he doesn't have any questions, he's just more concerned about how you're feeling rather than how your hair looks

- LISTENNN he's been friends with so many people in college and high-school. Most of there reactions to an emotional break down was cutting their hair or dying it impulsively

- After you reassure him you're doing fine and that it was just a spur of the moment thing, he's just very supportive! Says it looks very good on you!!

- even offers to help you style it bc he 100% owns like 15 tubs if hair gel

Reagan:

- Tries really hard to mind her own business and not be rude by asking but you can just. Feel her staring at your hair every 5 seconds

- "If you're gonna ask, just ask."

- "what the fuck happened to your hair?"

- YOU EXPLAIN IT WAS A SPUR OF THE MOMENT THING OK???

- YOU WERE LISTENING TO MUSIC. YOU WERE IN YOUR FEELING AND U JUST KINDA. Snip snip yknow?

- she honestly can't judge you because she's pretty sure she's done the same thing when she was drunk before

- gives you a shitty little comb and tells u to at least try and brush down the uneven ends so it looks normal and offered to take you to her place after work

- she's not a professional or anything, but she can do something basic to make it look good. (Like have u seen her hair in the wedding episode... it's so cute)

Gigi:

- the moment she sees you she's like "OH MY GOD NOOO😭"

- You worry she doesn't like that it's short. She assures you it's not the fact that it's short, it's the fact that you impulse cut it in the messiest way possible

- drops everything she is doing to give you the cutest make over ever.

- actually makes you feel even more confident than before about your new appearance??

- she tells you next time you want to cut your hair to TELL HER and she will always find a way to make it work. She wants you to be happy!♡

Andre:

- ok be real he probably cares the least bc his hair care routine is just like. The generic shampoo and conditioner and wash. No styling or anything

- so if you walked in missing like half your hair from the lower half bc you cut off he'd just be like "!! Nice cut!"

- might just impulsively walk up to you and start petting your hair without saying anything. He just wants to see how it feels

- HONESTLY... I rlly can't see him having a big reaction. He just. Does not care and would support it

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* hi :D could you maybe do the inside job gang comforting a dysphoric transmasc reader? Like maybe giving them masc compliments and like getting them food and stuff

Hey!!

I struggle with Gigi and Myc but I can sure try

ALSO THANKYOU FOR DOING MY ASKS IVE BEEN PRAYING FOR BRETT CONTENTFOREVER

Note that I am Bigender (Feminine/female presenting) so if I write anything that may come off as upsetting or wrong PLEASE let me know)))

Inside Job x Trans-Masc/Afab Reader

Reagan

I feel like Reagan would be rly nonchalant about it.

Like no matter how it came out ( like wether it was made known from the start or if you found out after meeting her and/or came out.) she would have no problems with it.

If you’re feeling dysphoric she’s a little lost on how to comfort you. She struggles with social cues so she may not notice unless you said something.

If you tell her what you need she’s definitely there to help though. Wanna borrow some baggy clothes? Let her wash them first. Want some comfort food? Door dash. Need to take your mind off it? How about a marathon?

She completely forgets your binding (if you bind) until she sees the binder. But instantly when she sees it she’d ask how long you’ve been wearing it.

I imagine you two have this cute little thing where you both take your meds in the morning. If you’re medicated then obviously you’re taking your meds, if not then She helps you with the T shots. If it’s gel then maybe she helps you rub it in.

Sleepy yawns and mumbling while you get ready for your day

Brett

He’s so sweet about it omg

I think he’s rly up to speed with LGBTQ issues and shit

Brett is obviously the pinochle of manliness (/hj) so he’s so eager to help you out with anything you need.

He’s rich right? He’d constantly ask to pay for your treatment.

If you’re feeling dysphoric he’s there to do absolutely anything. He’s doing the cooking and the cleaning, just focus on feeling better

He’s such a doting partner, everything you need he’s got. Showering you with complements and reassurance.

Gigi

She’s happy for you, also pretty chill about it but she’s a little more receptive than Reagan

I imagine that if this is like a new thing (like you came out after knowing/dating her for a while) she’d practically drag you to the mall for a new wardrobe.

She’s an absolute fashion diva, only name brand and designer are fitting for her lover.

“Babe. This top is just your shade.” “Have you seen these shoes??”

Makes sure you’re in therapy and if necessary, medicated. No excuses

She’s very ‘Get moving and you’ll feel better.’

If you’re pre-op, she’s on your ass about taking binder breaks and making sure you’re keeping up with hygiene.

If you’re post-op, she’d help you change your bandages and keep you comfy

“Honey have you eaten today?”

“No, I haven’t really had the energy-“

“Put some pants on, Sushi or the Cheesecake Factory?”

Andre

I absolutely think he’d make your T.

Don’t trust him with surgery though he cannot be trusted with a scalpel.

If you’re up for it, he’s got plenty of drugs to help keep your mind off the dysphoria.

You tryna load up on fast food he’s got that covered.

In All seriousness, He’s great at physical reassurance. He’ll snuggle the shit feelings away. Just lay down and listen to his fucked up heartbeat.

Probably better at physical than vocal/mental.

“You know what makes me feel better when I’m upset?”

“Cocai-“

“Cocaine.”

“I’m not doing cocaine.”

“…ok… how about Wendy’s?”

Myc

Im so sorry but I cannot figure out how to write myc in this

I HOPE THIS IS GOOD- AGAIN PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF ANY OF THIS IS OFFENSIVE OR UPSETTING I TRIED TO DO RESEARCH BUT I MAY HAVE MADE MISTAKES)))

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May I request Reagan, Brett and Andre with a s/o who loves singing but is really insecure about it? They also play the piano and is surprisingly good at it. In headcanons of course <3

Hey y’all, long time no see hey? Eh things have been difficult lately but I will try my best to come back and write for y’all again <3 rn I’m sick at home so I have nothing to do

THIS IS SO CUTE AHHH OK LETS GOOO

//SFW, DRUG USE THO

Reagan

Please come to her lab and sing for her sometimes- it calms her down after dealing with bunch of idiots

She will just quickly watch you and adoring you and your voice.

She mind join you but we all know she’s a terrible singer

She’s not that great with comforting but she tries ok??? She like gives thumbs up and this smile like,, “it’s ok you are doing well bud”

SHE LOVES THE PIANO LIKE- INVITE HER TO YOUR HOUSE AND PLAY FOR HER. IT MAKES HER SLEEPY AND WE ALL KNOW THAT WOMAN NEEDS SOME GOOD SLEEP

she actually records the piano and plays it whenever she’s feeling stressed <333

Brett

You literally got yourself a fanboy like,, he’s obsessed

He just loves to sing along with you while having one of his hand wrapped around your shoulders <3333

He literally thinks your voice is perfect- nothing to say here.

He will comfort the heck out of you. Showering you in compliments <3

HE LOVES THE PIANO

PLEASE TEACH HIM THE BASICS HES GONNA CRY.

He just,,, sits next to you and watches you as you press the keys in pure excitement (my man has literally stars in his eyes)

PLAY SOME SONGS TOGETHER AND AND HES GOING TO MELT.

Andre

Get high with him and sing random old songs-

Please sing his fave song. It’s the best you can do for him.

Just like Reagan, he records all your singing and then plays it as a background music while he’s working

Actually,, once you walked into his lab while he was playing a record of you singing his fave song and- you u were blessed <33 just the fact he’s willing to record it brings you so much comfort.

“Nobody in this company can actually sing. Don’t worry. You can’t be worst than Reagan”

Why do I feel like Andre is into classical music??? I just get this vibe???

WHICH MEANS HE LOVES THE PIANO

He just sits near you, enjoying you, your company and your playing, getting some of that good old nicotine into this blood system.

hmmm I tried. Hope it’s ok!! Thank you for your request <333

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hi! may i request some reagan x gn! reader drabbles with a laidback s/o?

oh my goodness yes u absolutely can

you are the most chill person in the entire of incognito inc.

an invention went wrong? oh well.

reagan sometimes wants to murder you because you never seem to care about anything but then you tell her,

"life's too short to be worried, man." while swinging back in your office chair,

and then you fell over.

she rushed over to help you up, all worried about you, you smiled and laughed from your upside down position,

"im alright!-" you managed to get out in between giggles.

she knew she fell in love with you then and there, the way you looked when you laughed, the way you laugh everything off.

you crawled up from the chair, standing face to face with reagan, wiping your eyes from your fit of giggles.

"a-anyways, like I said t-the invention um.. was m-messed up and-"

"hold on, why're you stutterin'?" you tilted your head to the side. reagan was undoubtedly red as a tomato right now.

"uh- um-" she struggled to find words.

"SHE LIKES YOU!!!" brett called out from behind a computer.

you turned around to brett to raise an eyebrow at him and when you turned back around you saw reagan running around a corner.

you grinned and started walking after her, and that's where it all started.

after about 2 months, you two FINALLY started dating.

safe to say, everyone in the office saw it coming.

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Hear me out, how about the gang comforting their s/o who are on their period? I really really adore your writing and hope you’ll have a good day honey 🥺

I WAS HOPING I'D GET THIS ASK!! LMAO

And tysm??? I adore the asks you've been sending in omg

They're all so fun and sweet I'm living for it <33

Period shenanigans below!!

(Also there is a nsft mention w/ Myc, just a heads up <3)

Reagan

Oh god, does she sympathize with you on this; her periods are absolutely fucking AWFUL

Really painful and she ends up being incredibly irritable the entire time

And it's funny bc yknow what? Yall sync up, a million fucking percent certain on that LOL

So rather than her comforting you entirely? It ends up being more of a suffering together and trying not to die type of thing <3

Fuck working; its not like either of you could really focus on anything anyways, and Reagan can get you out without causing problems pretty easily anyways

Yall just hang out together at home, sweatpants and hoodies, binging Great British Bake-Off lmao

Just cuddle up on the sofa together and complain as much as you want and need about your menstrual cycle and how it is literal hell on earth <33

And you damn well better bet she's stocked up on what the both of you need for fuckin sure

Pads, tampons, a large variety of sweets and weird ass snacks, and probably a few inventions of her own to help a bit with the pain/bloating/etc

(Like better/portable heating pads, massage pads, etc.)

She's a literal godsend with that sort of thing

And if you need pain meds she def had those too, and downs them herself like it's nobody's business LMAO

Brett

Mans is hopeless, but he really really does try his best

He wants to help more than anything, don't get me wrong, but he doesn't really know much on how to really go about it??

And he knows he shouldn't be like squicked out by it or anything and he really isn't typically, but he does have his moments lmao

He'll do anything you ask of him no hesitation and no questions asked tho <3

Need pads/tampons? Sure! Might be a lil embarrassed and need to ask a million questions because what the fuck why are there so many types, but he'll do it!!

Snacks? Heating pad? Medication? He's on it

Is definitely concerned about just how much you bleed and how much pain ur in, and how it's just considered normal?? How you tell him it's fine, it's just how it is? Dear lord

He hates seeing you so uncomfortable and in pain </3

He'll get a buncha blankets and pillows and stuffed animals if you want them, and buy a ton of movies for yall to binge together

And he could order yall takeout! Whatever ur craving, yall will spend the night cuddling, binging and eating to your hearts content

Also will happily message ur abdomen if you'd like him to!!

Anything he can do to help <3

Gigi

Now Gigi? This woman is on top of that shit.

She has everything you need, and both her office and home are set up to help and accommodate you

She has your cycle calendar and is always sure to keep track of it for you; half the time she knows it's about to/had started before you even do LOL

She has a stockpile of all the pads/tampons you need, the pain medication that works for you, the snacks that you always prefer, drinks - literally anything you can think of, she has you covered

And if there's anything she missed or anything more you need? She has it for you asap, no problem what-so-ever

Periods suck and she totally gets that, so she's gonna take as much weight off of ur shoulders as she possibly can until it passes for you <3

(She also secretly makes sure you have a lighter workload for the time being, if she's afraid you'll focus on it too much and work urself too hard)

It helps that she's just so incredibly efficient with that sort of thing lmfao

And any sort of comfort and affection you want she's more than happy to provide! Definitely a little more doting than normal (tho she's still pretty doting in gen), and drops anyone else at just the mention of you wanting/needing her

Gigi's got you covered baby, no need to fret <33

Glenn

As someone who’s had a wife and who has a daughter, he knows how it all goes and he’s fairly prepared for it

If you need anything, he’ll get it, sure!

Now the problem arises when it comes to the emotional and hormonal aspect of things lmfao

His avoidance is unmatched, no joke - he doesn’t know how to handle such things and never has really found himself wantig to try

The type to make up exuses to get the hell out and grab you something or for something “work related” should you try and bug him about anything related to all that

Please do it a ton, if only to get him all flustered and nervous like he does LOL

It’s super fun and a surefire way to get him to go out and grab things for you if you need it ;p

He’d never leave you hanging if you like.. actually need or want him though, so don’t worry about that

He’ll stay with you and do his best to comfort you and help; he just may not be the greatest at it, and may be the slightest bit flighty lmfao

But it’s for you! So he’ll stick through it! (And admittedly it helps him feel more comfortable with helping his daughter down the line, so it ends up a win for everyone <3)

So tease and mess with him! It’s funny and cute and works to your advantage haha

Andre

Andre is on some king shit honestly LOL

He’s completely unbothered and 110% willing to get you whatever you need, be it snacks, pads/tampons, movies, etc

Discussed it and yes, Andre would 100% be the “what size pussy you wear” guy, there’s not a single fucking doubt in my mind lmao

He may have a few things whipped up to help with any pain, bloating and such too! That shit’s rough, and it was a fun project to do anyways <3

Definitely all over wanting to just chill and cuddle and just overall vibe, whether it's at home or in his office :)

He’ll give you massages! Rub your abdomen while the two of you lay together, sometimes during meetings when yall are sitting together, almost absentmindedly

It’s very soothing <33

Fr one of the best people to help you through it though, from his tactics in comforting you mentally and physically, and his general goofiness to make sure to keep ur mood up

Even if he’s constantly teasing and making period jokes, because we all know he totally would

( Which is partially just to mess with you, partially to try and get smiles and laughs out of you :) )

Myc

He gives… zero fucks

Well maybe not zero, bc as much of an ass as he is, he doesn’t really enjoy seeing you in pain, y’know?

He acts all nonchalant and uncaring about shit, and like he’s beyond reluctant to actually do anything to help, complaining any time you send him to get shit and ask him for favors

He is actually pretty doting in his own way though, and helps to take care of you and make sure things for you are the least amount of painful and inconvenient as possible

I.e. Making sure you have what’s needed in the way of pads/tampons, medication, etc (He didn’t need to ask - he already knew, which was surprisingly sweet to find out)

He’d also be sure to make people lay off and give you a bit of a break, with plenty of jesting and insults directed their way LOL

He’s honestly pretty soft and actually does pretty well at caring for you, he just has to act like a dick about it bc it’s Myc

He also definitely has his fair share of jokes, much like Andre

(Probably at some point jokes about how one of the solutions for period cramps is sex, knowing him (how that goes I leave up to you LMAO))

He’s a little sweeter in private, too, and pretty touchy partially for comfort and partially to continue to make sure you’re doing alright <33

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I’m tired