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@thebreadmantm inspired me to do 3D sculpting again to make t h e b o y ✨✨
I should 3D print him… make a little Cat!Martin shrine for funnies
Ridiculous amount of rotations (and memes) below:
#he is free of his 2Dimensional prison#ready to take over the world#tma#martin blackwood#tma cats#cat!martin#art#my art
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I’m slowly posting art from Art Fight
Next is for @lemonlurkrr @mmmwafflesart and @narsh-poptarts
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i feel like im not making any sense but does anyone else feel like there are stories that let u run with them and ones that spell everything out for you
#im reading that post that says artists are directors of audience reaction and not its dictator:#'you cannot guarantee that everyone viewing your work will react as you are trying t make them react. a good artist knows that this is what#allows work to breath. by definition you cannot have art where the viewer brings nothing to the table ... this is why you have to let go of#the urge to plainly state in text exactly how you think the work should be interpreted ... its better to be misinterpreted sometimes than#to talk down to your audience. you wont even gain any control that way; people will still develop their opinions no matter what you do#im thinking abt this again cuz i was thinking maybe the thing that lets adventure time work so well the way it does is cuz it doesnt#take itself too seriously that it gives the audience enough room to fuck with subtext and then fuck with them back yknow. i think it was#mentioned somewhere that they werent even planning to run with the postapocalyptic elements that are hinted in the show but changed their#mind after the one off with the frozen businessmen and dominoed into marcy and simons backstory. on the other side there are stories that#explain too much to let the story speak for itself and i think it ends up having to do more with the crew trying to lead ppl in a certain#direction than expand on what they have and i see a lot of this with miraculous. like when interviews and tweets are used as word of god in#arguments and it becomes a little stifling to play around with it knowing the creator can just interject. u can say its the crews effort to#engage with its audience but it feels more like micromanaging. and none of this is to say there ISNT room for stories that spell things out#theyre just suited for different things. if sesame street tried abstract approaches to themes and nuance itd be counterproductive#a lot of things fly over my head so i need help picking things apart to get it- but it doesnt have to be from the story itself. ive picked#picked up or built on my own interpretations listening to other ppl share their thoughts which creates conversation around the same thing#sometimes stories will spell things out for you without being so obvious abt it that it feels like its woven into the text. my fav example#for this might be ATLA using younger characters as its main cast but instead of feeling like its dumbed down for kids to understand why war#is bad its framed from a childs point of view so younger audiences can pick up on it by relating to the characters. maybe an 8 year old#wont get how geopolitics works but at least they get 'hey the world is a little more complicated than everyone vs. fire nation'. same for#steven universe bc its like theyre trying to describe and put feelings into words that kids might not have so they have smth to start with#especially with the metaphors around relationships bc even if it looks unfamiliar as a kid now maybe the hope is for it to be smth you can#look back to. thats why it feels like these shows grew up with me.. instead of saving difficult topics for 'when im ready for it'#as if its preparing me for high school it gave me smth to turn in my hands and revisit again and again as i grow. stories that never#treated u as dumb all along. just someone who could learn and come back to it as many times as u need to. i loved SU for the longest time#but i felt guilty for enjoying it hearing the way ppl bash it. bc i was a kid and thought other ppl understood it better than me and made#feel bad for leaning into the message of paying forward kindness and not questioning why steven didnt punish the diamonds or hold them#accountable. but im rewatching it now and going oh. i still love this show and what it was trying to teach me#yapping#diary
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to every woman and to every trans, queer, bipoc, and/or disabled person, i am holding your hand so tightly right now
#★#as much anguish as i have over the results of the election#i was preparing myself for this outcome#i'm not as ready as i want to be truthfully#as a neurodivergent queer woman of color i am quite scared#but to parrot some of the things i've heard people say:#it shouldn't be that simply being yourself is an act of resistance#but it is#it shouldn't be but it is#but it's also all the more reason to stay alive#do everything you can to not just stay alive but to live and to thrive#this world needs queer joy trans joy bipoc joy disabled joy#don't let anyone take it from you so easily#stay safe my friends take care of yourselves always but especially at this time#hug your loved ones and tell them how much you love them#the sun will come up and again tomorrow and again and again
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no one like her btw.
#jade#jade thirlwall#txt#im so ready. IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ready for her to take over the world yup!
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Damian wayne head cannon, bro is either over dressed or underdressed but always in style. The Wayne's tend to just pick a stugle some times as Dick, Jason ans steph and known for being in tight/short/ skimpy fits with loads of accessories and Bruce, Tim, babs, cas and Duke tend to do a...lot because why show up if it's not to show up? They are beautiful humans and they show off. Damian is from a place where everyone dressed over accessorised.
You can not convince me that the RAs don't walk around with gold/silver/broz/metal and gems apart of every fit.and everyone dose it too just they the main blood line is extra about it something about the wight helps training and you can't go around looking homeless if your a ra. So dami comes with his own gems why thank you and gets more 'anonymously'. It's also a good way to get in his good graces or earn is help or silence(this is abused by the family on 'don't tell xxxx').
So some days you see Damian in this 50 layer kimono because he favourite anime character of the week died or in botty shorts and a crop top (Both with mannny accessories) because he just felt like it.
Mind you he is still wearing heavy jewellery so people do try to rob him. But he is Damain, his rep is of a wild but beautiful dog. He dose bite he also has security detail thanks to his mother and grandfather that only do nothing if they themselves send assassin's to harm him.
He knows everyone knows. They are his old servants and nanny's he acts like it too. Alfred likes the extra help and plays card games with them. One of the mannor floors is dedicated to Damains 'guards'.
Witch leads me to another au.
The nanny's and servants help with house work alot so alf have more time with the family and the family gets to know them as well but they know the servants don't need to awnser to them and it's only because Damain likes them it happens. They are loyal af.
One time burce asked Damain why can't he act like kids his age at the time. The only kids outside of his siblings he knew was the rich brats at school.
This gose wrong fast.
As damaian has them disguise themselves in a mall area and plan for a meeting with one of his classmates who talked bad about his mother one day to come fight.
Damaian had an outing with a 'friend' that day conveniently.
So they met at the mall the kid had like 10 guards all buff and some with guns. Damaian smirked, and like a demon who won a prize, he started cackling.
Brat" why ate you laughing your surrounded "
Somebody was recording in the background BTW. There was even a crowd. When the guards surrounded him he grinned and clapped.
His guards sand up some dropping trays and lifting guns, others lifting knives. All looking at the small crowd of 11.
D: "No you are surrounded"
People in the crowd gasp as more jumps from. The 3rd floor to the 2nd floor some hand off wires with more guns by now even some coming out of the crowd with more weponds totalling to almost 300 men and women.
D"now what was it you said about my mother?being a broke, whore?"
He lifted his hands and grined eith a glint in his eyes.
"Everyone around you is an enemy shawn. You best kneel and beg before me for forgiveness before I have them wiped you off the map."
By this time the crowd was growing and it was on the news all asking who the armed people worked for.
Then they turned red in the center from Sniper aims and it becomes national news it's on NBC and BBC how some wayne kid plans to kill a classmate with 100 men and 40 snipers for being disrespectful to his mother talking about how Bruce is letting his kids use his money.
Then a chopper appears because damain is dramatic he came that way and his family *caough * Dick *caough * made it worst.
His grandfather walks out in all his glory, and it becomes known to the world as it is now world news it has the kids' parents showing up even. That Damian is a part of the Al Gulh royal family, and they came out of hiding because of the disrespect they faced in a school. The parent where bowing a grovelling to spare them. Then talia shows up in her crown princess clothes. It makes RA act even bolder because she often refuses to wear clothes he gives her. She apologized for the mess her son and father cause on international news.
The a chopper came over from the Korean royal family asking who disrespected their family.
Damnian becomes international overnight. His mother and grandfather now have Twitter, and so do the very much hidden in the plane sight empire. While the world want to know what land is, they refuse to talk about it.
And Bruce is pissed he scolds him and then some when he reaches home. Damaian said.
"You said 'why don't I act like other kids' I acted like my classmates are you happy now?"
Bruce sinks in defeat and noe has to make up a story as to hoe he and talia met and now has to fit royal meeting into Damains schedule as the korean[ he didn't know ] side of family also wants turns with him and his siblings if they wish to come. Ras is the same and nobody questions damians linage again.
And all racist comments stop in his presents, his slate wiped clean anyone who offended him where either expelled or conveniently disappeared. Gotham acts like it's an every day thing and now news reporters and other people try to dig into his life more than the other Wayne's forming sort of a protection for them because who cares I'd Jason and Tim had a gun fight in the middle of Gotham (paint gun) all of Gotham didn't care because they too also joined into to the mess.
Damain looks actually too tired to care now because too much is on his plate and he can't get work related injuries else take a leave of absence which last time made international news again, he played off the brused lip as he lost a tooth while reading a book and it fell on his face. Had to get check out infount of t.v to confirm it by at least two nations doctors. All 3 of them did and confirmed the sooth got shook out by something falling on his face. [It was jon. Jon fell on his face].
Damian also has to walk around with food testers and his school released his gardeds once to show off and his private touters [smartest people in the world] showed thier certificates from when he was a child of him being thr smartest kid they have ever thought.
It's not the end of it, Damain now basically sits and eats at galas because who has the standing to talk to him, both good and bad because everyone is watching him and he don't have to talk to them.
(I'm just building help:^
I need to stop alright one more
Sick as fuck rn )
Damains clothes become trendy and scrutinised. Because look at this, he is either over dressed or under dressed but never worse dressed and refuses to care about gender or cultural norms. Once, we wore a whole silk gown to a beach, like the after divorce, or just married a rich man type gown with the slit and everything with heavy jewellery, garter belt and that toe chain that ties up to your calves with a parasol.
(In my cannon, he looks more like talia than Bruce)
#damian al ghul#batman#alt au#dcu#headcanon#damian wayne#bat family#royal damian wayne#bruce asked him to be a normal kid and he only knows rich kids. utill he meets jon after burce thought about what he said#it wss like bruce said i know what i said was wrong i fix it by gibing you thr most normal kid i know *shows alien boy*#dick loves to plan damians outfits with bhim because why not#Jason uses damian to get more books#tim uses him to get more international assess#barbra sees this as a way to get better wheel chair#she also gets her spine fixs a bit so she can walk and shit but not for long so still needs the wheel chair.#duek gets aloooot of comics and games#cass loves to use it to get food and just show up places and nobody bats an eye like that one time she showed up behind a victora secret#show and besically they just dressed her in what ever becauee she is rich enough and shit idk how those work#she is now a model on the side.#steph loves to go all over the world and eat there and do social media shit. but she also made shore her child got better treatment#even without her interference in her life she doesn't feel ready for that yet but she still wants it to live a life she could only wish for#even if she is not there#alf loves his new friends working in the mannor and have sceduled game and movie nights.#he also takes breaks now some times.
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#a coworker came over to show me a video on his phone earlier#and yall the way my brain short circuited when he walked over and the sleeves of his button up were rolled up to expose his forearms#I was not ready#truly my brain stopped#men of the world#plz take notes#it’s truly this easy#externally I was like 😊#internally I was like 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
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jeffy collecting cats like they're pokémon-
#jeff satur#idk rambles#please excuse the editing skills i was in a hurry-#this really be jeffu tho#every interview he's like +1 a catto#cat magnet in the best way😻#jeffu the lord: our cat whisperer#cars dont choose him he chooses the cars#the car distribution system❌️ the jeffcar collection system✅️#cattomon#ps. I'll add more jokes as i remember🤪#thanks for coming to my CatTalk/ Catj#jeffy in his ash era#ready to take the world down by their sheer determination to win the world and have full trust over their capabilities!!!
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got ahold of some jstor access!
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quite frankly i am shocked & disappointed with the Phandom for the lack a werewolf AUs. where is your fucking awoo
#Fic Writer With ADHD Politely Reminds World That Werewolf AU Fic Ready To Go Whenever (If They Remember To Post It)#y'all literally have an excuse to make a whole chaptered fic about Danny being a feral wild animal & are ignoring it. smfh#literally werewolf AU is so easy you literally just make everything the same except instead of ghosts it's werewolves#& yet. i've only ever seen like 3. 4 if i include my own#& they were all just concepts & drabbles!!! please i'm begging#Danny Phantom#maybe i will finish & post Black Dog as it is. maybe i'll wake up early one day take my adhd meds & just bang the rest out#it's been sitting around since like 2017 omg. i need to post this shit asap#it's over 60k btw. this shit is a novel#i'm even writing an original series based on it like this shit is one of my biggest projects. this shit is FOtPoD level#i NEED more i can't be the only one
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Dear humans, take it from someone that had been through four different waves of inescapable character design fads: the things you hate about Hoyoverse character design will be exactly what's nostalgic about it in a couple of decades
#and the only reason you hate it#--I understand you have a ready-made explanation for this I used to have them as well--#but the only reason you hate it is because it's too popular#market is saturated and you're bored with it#that's fine#hang on and someone will come up with a different thing to take over the world in a few years
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I'll write a proper post once I've cooled down but given the argument I just had with my boss, who's blatantly pressuring me to resign, underhanded financial blackmail included, I'm definitely going to open whatever commissions I can get.
I'm looking for new job prospects while also trying to get enough proof of their shady methods to drag their ass into a legal mud race, but in the meantime said shady methods will in fact work and get me seriously broke.
#So far I don't have enough proof to fight back#And even then#whatever legal action on my part is unlikely to succeed#they have money and lawyers and connections#and a convenient legal grey zone to exploit people in#Tbh scaring them to take legal action in itself is my best hope#make the costs too high to be worth it#But if they keep cutting my wage I'm in trouble#I hate this world I just wanna exist in relative peace#Aaaah anyway venting over sorry guys#I'm just in a state. A battle ready one but also a jaded one if you see what I mean
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I love effiebarty please give me some headcannons surrounding them but also what about montyeffiebarty?
i see your montyeffiebarty but i will have to leave you to it❤️ my barty does not get along with the potter men. he hates james with a passion, and he hates monty too :/ he cant stand either of them
anyway!!! some hc’s!!!
1. barty is so entirely whipped. hes at effies beck and call. he’ll do whatever she wants whenever she wants
2. effie absolutely knows this and basks in it
3. a leash comes into use a lot :/ barty brings it up first
4. barty is nowhere near rich enough on his own to get effie pretty things like monty can but he’s good at stealing. he’s a great pickpocket. he’ll text effie at a gala (shes there with monty 😔) if she shees anything she likes, she texts back that mrs whatshername has a pretty necklace, then they meet up in some closet space and he gives it to her and then hes on on his knees and her leg over his shoulder
5. effie gets a tattoo and barty gives it to her. he’s good at them. its a small tattoo. she doesnt have any others
6. they sext a lot
7. they make sure to have sex in every single room in monty and effies mansion. barty especially loves ruining their marital bed
8. monty finds out at some point
9. post monty finding out, effie buys a small mansion for herself and doesnt even ask if barty wants to move in. she just tells him to
10. he’s her housewife. wears an apron and everything. waits on his knees by the door like a dog when shes expected to come home
11. they dont stop going to galas and fundraisers and what not. effie doesn’t give a single shit and they get looks and barty’s throat is covered with hickies and while hes not wearing a leash in public he might as well be with the way he doesnt leave her side
12. barty goes no contact with his father at some point. he always tries to talk to (or yell at, or hit) barty whenever they’re at the same function but effie stands infront of barty like an unbreakable wall
13. they go to museums a lot. and they travel. they enjoy reading aloud to each other. especially in the bathtub or barty propped up against the headboard and effies head in his lap. they go to the cinema and they both like silent film. effie likes french new wave the most tho
14. they have a pool and like roleplaying pool boy and married woman. like how they met <3
15. effie gets more tattoos
16. barty gets an effie tattoo. obviously
17. effie doesnt ask him to marry her. she tells them they’re getting married that afternoon. they bring the leash
18. barty is insanely jealous so hes mean and blunt to whoever he thinks is flirting with effie
19. effie dresses barty up. a lot. be it in their own home or when they’re going to a function. barty is her little plaything and barty is happy to do whatever she wants
20. they’re very happy <3
#i hope yall are ready for when i hard launch my cottage core wood chopping and ’going steady’ lyall/james 😔#its just.. sirius and remus are away at uni..#and james is taking a year off.. he wants to be home..#and like. lyall is lonely and wants company..#it becomes routine 😔😔 lyall teaches him how to chop wood and start a fire#and then they drink tea by the fire every night at 6 sharp 😔😔#and lyall is the daddiest dad in the entire world <— not in a sexy way#in a Dad way#james is going insane over it actually 😔#they cook together too..#its all soft and warm and intimate#just the two of them in their warm solitude in lyalls cottage <3#theres no drama either#james tries to kiss lyall and lyall says ’if we’re going to go steady we have to tell remus first’#and james just wants to kiss him more 😔#and they tell remus. and remus is shocked for about 2 minutes#and then hes like 🧍 ok#and it doesnt affect anything#james visits siriud and remus#james gets flirted with and remus is laughing when james tries to kindly let them down#and then says ’theres no point hes fucking my dad’#and when remus visits home james doesnt stay with lyall#remus is happy for them <3
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i truly fear the person i become when im on character ai
#like that’s a different entity#she takes over and controls the scene like a director ready to show the world her weird desires#she casts these beautiful sonas to play her#and like adam sandler selects the most beautiful people to date her#if you guys could see the stuff that CREATURE orchestrates#you wouldn’t have any respect for me like 😭😭#she is UNINHIBITED#she’s got ISSUES#SHES ME#I NEED DICK *caveman noises*#that part in the latest broski report where brittany’s like ‘no one’s ever needed dick more than me’ i felt seen and heard and spoken for#text post#marius rambles
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there are 2 types of ships in this world
#pls take all of mzen’s suffering and give it to lxl#wHO’S NOT READY FOR MZEN DIVORCE#it’s been hours since the initial announcement and im still kinda shaken tbh#mzk isnt even my top prsk character but. still. it’s so over#i dont usually sit through all of prsk’s event stories (no attention span) but im gonna make an exception for mz5#how bad are the events in this event story to the point where it was delayed twice????#in a different world mz5 wouldve been released on national coming out day as initially planned. but alas#im prepared to need therapy at 25 o’ clock gn dudes for i must grieve#you will not see me aside from daily nagisa for now. i think. sorry asuna-chan maybe ch36 next month
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