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My Shakespeare play tier list!
(Slightly terrifying to see how many I still have to read, seeing as I've read 25 already...)
Here's the tier maker if you'd like to make your own:
#shakespeare#tier list#rb with your rankings!#you are more than welcome to insult me for this#but i WILL die on the hill that 1 Henry IV and 3 Henry VI are masterpieces on the same level as Hamlet and Macbeth#also Romeo & Juliet is not only good but one of the best Shakespeare plays#I feel like I'm going to get flamed for putting Midsummer so low#I'm SORRY#I just don't vibe with it as much as the rest of them!#As You Like It and Othello are very likely to get placed higher once I reread them in more depth#I'm already second-guessing myself about 2 Henry IV...#I think I like it more than that...
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Did the heroacasorter for fun since I saw people on twitter passing it around lol. I'm not really surprised by my results, though there's more ties than I thought there'd be. If I redid it, I'd put Izuku above Bakugou, and Toga above Nejire. Ochako before Shinsou is fine though.
#somehow slidin' go ended up at the very bottom of the ranking which is endlessly funny to me#not poll related#okay i lied inasa making it into the top 20 is a bit surprising to me. it's because he scores well on the himbocity scale#bnha#boku no hero academia#nagant's placement... that was my sapphic hindbrain taking control i admit#y'know i think ochako should have been above neji-chan and eri too. not sure what happened there. i love all of them though#feel free to ask what number ranking any other character got if you want#also rb with your results too if u do it! it's always fun to see other ppl's favs :)
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GETAWAY CAR a social media au starring racer!suna and actress!reader
synopsis -> rintarou suna is the top formula one racer for scuderia ferrari, and he would be the top ranked in the world if not for the top driver for redbull racing aston martin: hajime iwaizumi. it’s no secret that suna has a silly celebrity crush on world famous actress [name] miya, and when it hits the tabloids that iwaizumi was seen out with her, it’s all interviewers will ask suna about. will this take their rivalry to a new level? or will suna befriend [name], and be the final match to the gasoline puddle of rumors?
warnings -> suggestive content (nothing explicit), alcohol mentions, swearing, etc.
rating -> PG13
tags/keywords -> smau, social media au, rintarou suna, rintarou suna smau, celebrity smau, racer suna, little bits of humor i hope, angst, racer au, celebrity crush, forced proximity, crush to friends to enemies to ??, love triangle, suna x f!reader
completed ! [07/09 - 08/09]
meet the characters profile post
table of contents / masterlist [chapters 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 13, 14, 15, & 17 owe chapter title brainstorm credits to @itsdragonius] 1. rintarou “big fan” suna 2. boys & their expensive cars 3. a hundred boys in bars 4. is it cool that i said all that? 5. i'd give up everything to be close to you 6. loving him is like driving a new maserati down a dead end street 7. the empathetic hunger descends 8. seeing you tonight... it's a bad idea, right? 9. is she friends with your friends? is she good in bed? 10. i got this one boy, & he won't stop calling 11. clandestine meetings & longing stares 12. losing him was blue / but loving him [is] red 13. don't wanna keep secrets just to keep you 14. you crashed my party & your rental cars 15. he never thinks of me, except when i'm on tv 16. this is me swallowing my pride 17. to kiss in cars & downtown bars 18. touch me while your bros play grand theft auto 19. i feel something when i see you 20. swimming in a champagne sea 21. my heart, my hips, my body, my love
2024 seats… ferrari: rintarou suna & kotarou bokuto red bull racing: hajime iwaizumi & tobio kageyama mercedes amg petronas: tooru oikawa & kiyoomi sakusa mclaren: atsumu miya & yuuji terushima alpine (renault): shinsuke kita & aran ojiro aston martin: satori tendou & suguru daishou kick sauber: shoyo hinata & tetsurou kuroo haas: lev haiba & akira kunimi williams: keiji akaashi & kenma kozume visa rb (torro rosso): issei matsukawa & takahiro hanamaki *some of these teams will be less relevant to the plot & won’t come up often
others… *other characters are most likely either mechanics, not involved, or sponsors. (ex: osamu miya’s onigiri miya is the largest contributing sponsor for mclaren in 2024) + kei tsukishima is a mechanical engineer for scuderia ferrari
taglist - CLOSED @satoruzlove @idlerin @akumakitsune21 @qualitygiantshoepsychic @dani-shitting-around @alienvarmint @reverie-starlight @tsukiran-blog @xbl00dy-r0s3x @universal-s1ut @koushisbabie @breakmyheartlater @phoenix-eclipses @ris-krispie @coyloves @2baddies-1porsche @girlkissersco @dontmindtheevie @yuzurins @reekapeeka @leave-rae-alone @usmell4 @noideawhothatis @moonlit-mizukage @thirtykiwis @highkey-fangirling @ast4rg1rl @razberrywrites @zamorazz @k0z3me
#haikyuu!!#hq imagines#hq x reader#hq#hq hcs#rintarou suna#haikyu x reader#haikyuu smut#suna rintaro haikyuu#hq smut#haikyuu angst#haikyuu fanfiction#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu x reader smut#iwaizumi hajime#haikyuu#haikyū!!#haikyu fluff#haikyu smut#suna rintaro#rintaro suna#rintarou x reader#rintarou suna smut#suna rintaro smut#suna rintaro x reader#suna rintarou smut#suna rintarou#iwaizumi x reader#haikyuu iwaizumi#hq iwaizumi
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What are some of your favorite fan fiction writers for Call of Duty?
in no particular ranking/order (and letting you know A LOT OF these authors write extremely explicit p0rn. read the tags):
queeniegalore (literally noone writes ghostsoap like queenie man, her fic called The Spaces Between The Light is my forever comfort read)
MildLimerence (literally the GOAT of this fandom, i swear she's written a solid 30% of everything i've ever read in cod, and i've read her entire catalog maybe 3 times over at this point)
noxmajor (their Seven-Year Itch fic broke my heart and put it back together again)
ANTchan (*coughs* iykyk)
applepieces (*coughs harder but in bottom!ghost*)
surveycorpsjean (writes for a ton of fandoms and is generally just an incredible witer, but their cod fic Poison Apple i think has the most kudoses in the entire tag and it's for good reason)
prettyunhinged (bestie)
congee4lunch (wrote solemn prayer, poppy in my hair which is so painfully domestic and lovely. they've moved on from cod and write for rw&rb now, so don't bother them and ask them for more)
thirteenbullets (writes a lot of ghostsoap hurt/comfort, my favourite is side by side)
kaijusalad (fell in love with i like you alive, continue to fall in love with every additional fic they write about these freaks)
highlonesome (for all your catholic soap and asshole ghost needs. the pain kink is strong with these two.)
#reminder: if literally any of you bother these wonderful writers i will nuke this post from orbit <3#go be nice#leave a kudos and a kind comment#and dont mention me <3 just show them some love
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GRID ACE 0.2
GAMER READER X Lestappen SMAU
Summary: Reader is a Red Bull e-sports athlete who happens to catch the attention of two particular drivers with her streams
PART TWO BABY WOOT WOOT. I've never seen anyone really mix twitch streams into these so let us see how I did!
And my requests for these are open!!
All pictures are from Pinterest!!!
Reader has various face claims!
Masterlist / Previous Part / Next Part
Xx.y/n.xX just posted
tagged @ maxverstappen1 @ charles_leclerc
Liked by landonorris, yourbestfriend, and 9,678 others
Xx.y/n.xX another race weekend or something like that
-> yourbestfriend she’s oh so casual about it too
-> Xx.y/n.xX they had good lattes I’ll keep going
-> Redbullgaming I'm sure there were plenty of Red Bulls also 😉
-> Xx.y/n.xX admin is going to lock me in a cage if I say espresso and coffee are actually my choice of caffeine intake.
-> Maxverstappen1 She took a sip of mine, I feel like that has to count
-> Xx.y/n.xX he did share his cooties with me so I could steal a sip
-> Landonorris with the way she behaved she needed to be locked in a cage
-> Xx.y/n.xX you're uninvited from game night. @ Danielricciardo there's a spot open now!
-> Danielricciardo I'LL BE THERE
User1 Is no one going to comment on the nails
-> Xx.y/n.xX they played rock, paper, scissors to decide what merch I wore and what nails I did.
-> Danielricciardo who won
-> Xx.y/n.xX me when I broke up the fight after cheating allegations got thrown around.
-> Maxverstappen1 @ danielricciardo I won.
-> Charles_leclerc no.
-> Xx.y/n.xX he actually did Charles...
-> Maxverstappen1 officially the favorite
-> Xx.y/n.xX OKAY I didn't say THAT
Redbullgaming those nails look like those of a traitor
-> Xx.y/n.xX I'm sorry admin but you can't get rid of me I carry too hard 🫡
-> User3 there hasn't been a stream in a few days I miss watching my queen carry daily
-> Xx.y/n.xX keep your eyes pealed 🍌
-> Redbullgaming 👀
User4 so is this a soft launch, or a hard launch, or a best friends launch?
-> User5 THATS WHAT I WANT TO KNOW TOO
-> User6 like no word from ANYONE on any of this
-> User7 I mean it could be contract related with RB Racing and RB Gaming but then why would they also be constantly hanging out with Charles? It seems like other drivers also now too.
-> User4 EXACTLY if it was just y/n and Max I’d be like oh RB is looking for some cross promotion to grow fan bases but 🫣
Scuderiaferrari please never wear Red Bull merch in our garage again
-> Xx.y/n.xX @ Charles_leclerc your admin is threatening me
-> Charles_leclerc It isn’t a threat you just look better in red
-> Maxverstappen1 wrong.
-> Xx.y/n.xX he's kinda right actually
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Landonorris just posted
Tagged @ Xx.y/n.xX, @ maxverstappen1, @ charles_leclerc
Landonorris Come watch me and y/n destroy Charles and Max in a custom match before we play some unranked.
User8 Lando finally gets to stream with y/n!!!
-> User9 this group keeps growing like weeds
-> User8 it’s actually really cool to get to watch the boys stream with a girl who’s just good at what she does?
Yourteammate1 so this is why she wouldn’t get on with us??? Traitor @ Xx.y/n.xX
-> Xx.y/n.xX bite me 😘
Liked by @ maxverstappen1 @ charles_leclerc
-> Yourteammate2 you probably taste bitter anyways
User10 Y/N collecting F1 drivers like they’re valo agents
-> Xx.y/n.xX I’ve still got some to unlock!!! (I want to unlock Carlos next he seems cool!)
-> Danielricciardo rude
-> Xx.y/n.xX oh I already unlocked you, learn how to play valo then we'll talk old man.
User12 I NEED to know who everyone mains!
-> Xx.y/n.xX tune into the twitch stream to find out 👀
Redbullgaming we're always looking for new talent to join the ranks
-> Xx.y/n.xX sorry admin he vroom vrooms for the orange team
-> User13 she calls McLaren the orange team she's so unserious
-> Landonorris @ Xx.y/n.xX we're actually Papaya
-> Xx.y/n.xX semantics
-> Landonorris I'm dyslexic
-> Xx.y/n.xX so am I and I know what that means...
Charles_leclerc come watch me and @ maxverstappen1 carry!
-> Xx.y/n.xX carry the bottom of the scoreboard maybe
-> Maxverstappen1 if you're this mean all the time you're never staying with me again
-> Xx.y/n.xX your cats like me too much, I am one of them
-> Charles_leclerc she did blend in with them rather well napping in the sun.
Liked by @ maxverstappen1
User13 SHE STAYED WITH MAX IN MONACO???
-> User14 DETAILS 👏
-> User15 y/n is totally going to spill the beans on her stream
-> Xx.y/n.xX or will I?
-> User14 PLEASE, she strikes again.
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Xx.y/n.xX is live on Twitch!
Y/N: I beg of you, I am on my knees BEGGING you both, please don’t embarrass me this time.
Lando: You know they’re going to.
Max: I take that very personally.
Y/N: And I take you going 4 and 20 last game very personally.
Charles: How do I put out my teleport again?
Lando: Remind me why we let him play Chamber?
Y/N: He’s French, Char insisted I’m afraid. It’s E Charles, you press E. Okay Max and what does Omen’s blind do?
Max: It blinds teammates too.
Y/N: Lando stop laughing!
Lando: I'm sorry! It's too good!
Y/N: You are not sorry and we both know it.
Yourbestfriend: I’m just here for a good time not a long time.
Y/N: No you are in this game for the long haul! I’m going to take the spike and push on to A and if I’m not drinking by the end of this half or if more than two of us make it to the end of the round god has performed miracles.
Lando: I’ll flank!
Charles: Can I go with Lando?
Y/N: Sure, ba- Char.
Max: I’ll go with the girls!
Yourbestfriend: Roadtrip to A site!
Y/N: I’m going to go get the alcohol shortly I can feel it.
Max: I fell off the side.
Y/N: Im definitely going to get the alcohol now.
Lando: New drinking game, take a shot every time Max falls off abyss.
Y/N: I like being tipsy not dead, thank you very much.
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Y/N: Someone in chat has asked what I am doing in Monaco and where I am staying.
Lando: Creepyyyyyyyy
Max: Judging by the cat in her lap I would assume she's staying with someone with cats
Y/N: Judging by the two men in the background of my stream I am staying with Max and Charles is over.
Yourbestfriend: and she didn't invite me, rude
Y/N: Someone needed to watch my cat, thank you very much
Max: I want to try another character.
Lando: No.
Y/N: No.
Charles: Can I try someone new?
Lando: Try sitting in spawn this game Charles
Y/N: Here
Max: For those unaware Y/N has now gone to look at characters with Charles
Charles: Oh she's cool!
Y/N (through Charles' mic): I play her or her if I don't play Neon.
Charles: First one!
Lando: For those with no eyes Charles has now locked in Fade and he is in his goth girl era after not being able to get more podiums yet this season.
Y/N: Be nice or you're not coming out to brunch tomorrow!
Lando: Is no one going to comment on that
Max: I’m definitely not
Yourbestfriend: She’s always like that I’m not surprised
Y/N: Don't test me Norris
Charles: I really wouldn't
Max: Yeah please don't
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Y/N: Max please stop staring at the ground you literally play video games somewhat professionally. And I know, it’s not this game but for the love of god LOOK the fuck UP!
Max: You’re dead stop talking
Y/N: I’m dead because you blinded me as I was pushing on to site and I ran straight into like three of them!
Charles: You’re still dead!
Lando: SO ARE YOU! Max why are you shooting at their fucking feet?
Max: Fuck, I died.
Y/N: YOU DIED BECAUSE YOU’RE SHOOTING AT THEIR FEET! Okay, new round, we can do this.
Lando: Y/N is no longer using her inside voice, it has now gotten serious.
Charles: What gun do I buy?
Lando: Nothing you’re going 2 and 10
Y/N: You can’t buy what you need. Here, I’m not buying this round.
Charles: It’s pink! This is the cat one!
Max: Can I have a cat one?
Y/N: No we’re both poor. I’m poor because I bought Char you’re poor because you’re bad.
Lando: They’re going to think he’s your pocket Sage with that skin.
Y/N: They both might as well be. I’m gonna ult.
Max: You’re gonna what?
Charles: Pocket what?
Lando: She’s going to run around and electrocute the other team.
Max: Oh that one!
Yourbestfriend: It's like she's your sugar daddy but the girl version and with kills not money.
Lando: A Valo sugar mommy.
Y/N: One, I'm going to scream soon, two.
Charles: oh she’s good at this.
Lando: You’re just bad mate, and it's her job.
Y/N: three, shut up this is literally my job, four.
Lando: See! It's her job!
Y/N: LET ME ACE PLEASE MAX YOU ARE SHOOTING THEIR FEET AGAIN AND- FUCK
Max: I GOT ONE!
Yourbestfriend: HE GOT ONE!
Y/N: Yes, yes you did an amazing job.
Lando: I’d like to announce to the world that Max is officially going, drumroll please, 3 and 11!
Y/N: Would you like to share our KDA’s Mr. Norris?
Lando: Why of course Y/N! While Max and Charles have a collective five kills our lovely top frag is going 28 and 3 while I am going 15 and 5.
Yourbestfriend: I’m going even!
Lando: ahh yes our middle frag who still has more kills than Max and Charles combined!
Charles: I’m getting better!
Y/N: sure Char.
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User16 NO BECAUSE SHE COVERED IT UP SO FAST
User17 I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAUGHT IT
-> User18 NO! I totally caught it also
-> User17 and then she called him Char?
->User18 NICKNMAE BASIS ALREADY
User19 I wanted to talk about her staying at Max's while she's in Monaco!
-> User20 Or whose WAG she wants to be
-> User16 If you watch Y/N's streams she doesn't need to be anyone's WAG
-> User20 All I'm saying is it's suspicious that she had been to two GP's and is taking a little trip to Monaco and they haven't seemed to be friends that long
->User21 just because they only recently started streaming together and just because Y/N only just went to her first GP's doesn't mean they haven't been friends behind the scenes
User22 Max was in her liked starting almost a year ago
-> Xx.y/n.xX the devil works hard but fangirls work harder!!!
-> User16 OH MY GOD
-> Xx.y/n.xX I'm everywhere, no one seems to remember that!
#f1 fanfic#f1 imagine#max verstappen imagine#charles leclerc imagine#formula 1 fanfic#reader x lestappen#lestappen imagine#max verstappen x reader#charles lecrelc x reader#formula 1 imagine#f1 social media au#f1 smau#formula 1 smau#formula 1 social media au
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I FORGOT
it’s time
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11:15 pm — yuuji ★. rbs are very appreciated <3
i'm thinking that gamer!yuuji just loves playing while you're by his side. no words are exchanged, you work on your stuff while he does his.
sometimes, he tells you to sit in his lap or between his legs while he's unaliving some boss to increase his ranking.
and you'd do just that, watching him as a grin marks his lips, happy about his victory like a little kid.
when you get bored of sitting down, you shift your position, slightly bringing his attention away from the game and sometimes making him lose.
but it's okay, he can win next time anyway. but as a punishment he does tickle you so much that your mixed giggles and laughs can be heard by the neighbors, ruffling your hair when it's over as you scoff at him in return.
gamer!yuuji is very sweet to you and never lets you lack anything. he is extremely happy though, when you show interest in the game he is playing, so he'd just give you the joystick while positioning his hands over yours, so that both of you are playing, even though he is the one moving everything.
“ha! see what i told you? killed him in one move,” you tell him excitedly, bragging about your talent in gaming while he just shakes his head, smiling at you.
“yes yes, princess, you're the best,” and he kisses you before you can retort, knowing how annoyed you're usually at the nickname.
@jlyasworld - 2024 / all rights reserved
#★. writing#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk fluff#jjk fanfic#jjk x y/n#jjk hcs#jujutsu kaisen headcanons#yuuji itadori#itadori yuuji#jujutsu itadori#jjk itadori#yuji itadori#itadori x reader#jjk yuuji#yuuji x reader#itadori yuji x you#itadori yuji x reader#itadori yūji
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one kiss (is all it takes)
At first, you regretted agreeing to going to the game with the boys. Turns out a hockey game can be a lot more interesting than you thought.
Or; You and Price get caught on a Kiss Cam.
Pairing: Captain John Price x Reader
rbs greatly appreciated!
WC: 1.5K
a/n: i have no idea how a hockey game - or the military - works. anyways. this was written in an hour, is barely edited and not beta read lmao
tags: just pure fluff and Soap being a smug lil bastard :))
Sighing, you looked at yourself in the mirror one more time, accepting that yes, you did look as tired as you felt, but at that point you had no choice but to make your peace with it and try your hardest to rock those dark eye circles. At least you supposed your outfit looked presentable enough, since even if you were incredibly tired, you still felt like putting some effort into your appearance, telling yourself it was for no particular reason - or person - at all.
It had happened a couple of hours before. Sitting inside the bar across the street from the dingy hotel you and your teammates were staying after a successful recon mission, Soap and Gaz had disappeared for some time, returning later with a couple of tickets to a local hockey game. You found it best not to question how they got those, and, to be honest, you never pegged either of them to be into hockey, much like yourself, but Soap seemed so excited that you didn’t have the heart to tell him you were not looking forward to it one bit. Admittedly, you suspected the same thing happened with Price, who accepted the invitation somewhat hesitantly - you knew north american sports weren’t really his thing - and you admired Ghost for just saying ‘no’ to Soap’s face before returning to his cup of bourbon without another word. So that led you to where you stood at the moment, regretting falling into Soap’s trap and longing for your hotel bed that looked oh so comfortable. A knock on your door took you out of your reverie. Opening it, you found the devil himself standing outside with a smirk on his face.
“Hey, L.t. Ready to go?” You rolled your eyes playfully at Soap’s nickname for your rank, humming in response while you fetched whatever you needed to go out from your room - making sure to grab a coat.
Gaz and Price were already at the end of the corridor, waiting for the elevator, and, after greeting them both with a wave of your hand and a smile, you had to pretend to be very interested in the instructions written on the fire extinguisher by the wall to avoid gawking at your superior. It wasn’t often you got to see Price out of tactical gear and without his beloved boonie hat, and the sight of him in a basic and slightly too tight t-shirt under his jacket was doing things to you. Being pushed close to him in the impossibly small elevator once it arrived, too cramped for four soldiers to fit comfortably into, did not help you in the slightest.
A short car ride later - and somewhat silent, since Soap had lost his aux cord privileges after the last time - you stood in front of the arena, swerving your way between the other attendees, except clearly less excited to be there. As the four of you looked for your seats, you wondered how long it would take for them to notice if you bolted to go back to the hotel and sleep, but decided against it. Soap and Gaz took the first two seats side by side, leaving you to sit at the other end, with Price on your left, and you found it both a blessing and a curse. As he removed his coat, clearly feeling too warm with the amount of people around, and left his bulky (and hairy) arms visible to the world, you decided it was more of a blessing. Not feeling like committing an HR violation, you scolded yourself to stop ogling at your unaware superior, too lost in your musings to realize he was side eyeing you with a knowing smirk.
The first period flew by. You had no idea what were the teams names, you just know they were currently sitting at 1x0 when the first intermission rolled around, and, surprisingly, you were having a lot of fun. The crowd’s high energy and Soap’s enthusiastic cheering - even though he had said in the car he had no idea who was playing - was enough to make you momentarily forget how tired you were from the mission, and the fact it happened altogether. It was very rarely you got to enjoy some down time with your teammates, and that alone made you feel glad you accepted Johnny’s invitation.
Checking the time on your phone, you started scrolling through the various notifications, getting so immersed in the screen that you didn’t notice the way people around you were suddenly staring in your direction. Feeling observed, you looked up to the sight of people hollering and cheering around you, and, for some reason, Soap was angling his body out of his seat to look smugly at you, to which you only replied with a quizzical arch of your brow, receiving a nod upwards in response. Looking at the direction he nodded, you realized the huge screen in the middle of the stadium now displayed a banner written “Kiss cam.”
Directly under a live feed of you and Price.
That definitely could not be happening.
Your blood froze, and you felt like you were both on fire and ice cold at the same time, trying to process what was going on in seconds. Instantly your brain conjured images of you watching with a side eye as Price rejected you publicly to the camera, probably sneering and making a “cut it out” motion with his hand, as if kissing you was something incredibly unimaginable. However, none of those visions came true, since, when you gathered the courage to actually look over to him - with what you imagined was a very wide eyed and flustered expression - he was actually calmly chuckling and smiling with that damn good looking smile of his. Looking this closely you could swear you saw a faint hint of red on his face as he turned to you with a very gentle gaze, clearly considering the idea and giving you a silent chance to back away if you didn’t feel comfortable with it. Of course, you knew that you would never even dream of shying away from an opportunity to kiss your very attractive Captain who you absolutely did not have a huge crush on, but he didn’t need to know that just yet.
So, seeing no resistance from you, he leaned in closer and brought one of his huge hands to rest delicately holding your face, as if you were made of glass, and you felt like your heart stopped beating. Up close like this he smelled faintly of the cigar he liked to smoke and cologne he must have put on when you returned from the bar to get ready to leave for the game, and his blue eyes never looked so intense. You saw him smirk when you leaned in to meet him halfway before letting your eyes flutter close and your lips finally meet.
Kissing Captain Price was even better than you imagined. His mustache tickled your top lip and, in the background, you could hear the cheering of the crowd - particularly Soap’s hollers and someone, who you imagined was Gaz, wolf whistling - but you drowned it all to focus on the feeling of John’s lips moving against yours in a kiss that lasted a second, but felt like an hour inside your head. As you expected it, he did taste exactly like the cigar he smelled as, and a hint of mouthwash, and you found yourself embarrassingly sighing into the kiss.
You decided you could spend a good few hours just kissing your Captain, but any second longer would be positively awkward for your audience, so, regrettably, you broke the kiss, almost going insane by the way he chuckled lowly against you before leaning back as well, giving the camera an uncharacteristic almost bashful smile. So much for not committing that HR violation. You didn’t find the courage to look anywhere, much less the damn camera, so you pathetically stared at your shoes instead, very aware of the way your face felt like a thousand degrees and you must have looked like a deer caught in the headlights. Distantly, you felt Soap’s eyes on you, burning holes in your face with what you imagined must have been the smuggest smile ever, but you didn’t turn to confirm your suspicions.
Within seconds, the kiss cam had moved on, as well as the entire crowd, and you were the only one still dwelling on it as everyone cheered on another couple put on display. Trying to convince yourself it meant nothing, you shook your head and tried to pay attention to what was going on in the arena, something cut short when John Price himself discreetly leaned over for your ear, not turning his body or taking his eyes off the screen above you.
“You know,” He started above a whisper with his deep, gruffy voice. “If I knew you were such a good kisser, I’d have done this a lot sooner.”
With that, he leaned back into his seat, hand crossed above his stomach and a satisfied smirk on his face as he pretended not to notice the way you stared at him with wide eyes and your mouth gaping open like a fish.
That was going to be one long hockey game.
#this man makes my daddy issues go brrrrrrr#capy.writes#cod#call of duty#cod mw22#cod mw2#cod mwii#call of duty mwii#call of duty mw2#call of duty modern warfare 2#call of duty modern warfare#captain john price#john price#price cod#price x reader#captain price#captain price x reader#captain john price x reader#john price x reader#soap mactavish#john soap mactavish#soap cod#kyle gaz garrick#gaz cod
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just a few more
Diavolo, Barbatos, Mephisto + two bonus characters // 3.k wc
*disclaimer: this is written as poly!romantic mc + all dateables
not only did Mc bag the seven lords of hell, they also ended up bagging the prince, his butler, and his highest ranking noble. Yk, as they should.
a/n : we’re gonna pretend Diavolo didn’t say he couldn’t form a pact with us just bc he’s the prince/future king because I think that’s a load of shi—
It all started with you mentioning how pretty you thought Barbatos’ pact was. You said it casually- in passing- when you and the brothers had been over for tea. They were all fighting (with the exception of Lucifer and maybe Beel and Satan) over who’s pact mark looked the best when you dropped the bomb.
“Come oooon, Mc! You don’t havta pick a favorite or anythin’, just tell us which one looks the best!”
“That’s the same thing, moron!”
“OI!”
Smiling, you picked the choice least likely to start a fight, “I think Barbatos has a pretty sigil. Solomon showed me once.” Yep- there definitely wasn’t any room to argue when they all had their jaws on the floor.
Oh, but you sent a shock of heat straight through Barbatos, who was the last one expecting your particular reply.
Not even the uproar from the brothers or the shit eating grin from his master could make that heat dim. In fact, it only grew stronger at the mischievous smile you sent him.
And then you showed up on the castle’s doorstep, bruised and bleeding, while crying out his name.
“B-bar— Barba-tos! Barbatos!” it was the only coherent thing he could decipher as he watched you sob violently into his chest, fist clutching his shirt so hard he almost thought it’d rip.
You’d been in the Devildom for so long now, it was a shock that anything could scare you this badly- but when you managed to choke out that a group of demons ganged up on you, the butler felt searing hot threads of possessiveness and rage grip at him.
They’d touched you- hurt you. You were probably crying out for him while you fought your attackers and he didn’t hear it. He couldn’t hear it.
The final blow to his wavering resolve came only an hour later :
“Why didn’t you call one of the brothers? You could’ve gotten fatally wounded if you hadn’t been using your magic.” He was scolding you.
And you were smiling. “I didn’t want one of them at the time. I wanted you.”
…oh.
“B-rb…Ba-rb-os…Barbatos!”
He blinked, staring at you blankly, “Huh?” Did he really just space out?
“I said I’m sorry for worrying you and putting my life in danger. I’ll be more careful next time and call on my pacts.”
Your pacts. Pact. “May I have the pleasure of entering a pact with you?”
Surprised, you stared at Barbatos like he had three heads for a moment. “Me? A p-pact with me? But I thought—“
Barb interrupted by grasping your hands and bringing them to his lips, “If you think I do not trust you, I must ask you to think again.”
You watched him press your intertwined hands against his chest, where his heart is, before he was leaning closer- closer than he’d ever been.
“I trust you, Mc. Do you trust me?”
Voice nothing more than a whisper and without a trace of hesitation, “Yes. I’ll make a pact with you- I want to make a pact with you.”
Barbatos’ eyes darkened ever so slightly as he gave you a genuine smile, “Excellent.”
Then his lips were on yours and your hands broke apart so he could cup your face while yours went straight to his hair and you could faintly feel the tingle of your new bond but kissing him felt too surreal for you to even begin deciphering where it was located.
7 -> 8
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Mephisto was certain he only tolerated you due to your closeness with the seven brothers and his lord- it’s all anybody heard him run his mouth about when you were mentioned. But when he got scolded by his kid brother for saying such things about you, he simply decided he had to see what everyone saw in you- and boy, was he straight up beat down with the realization.
“Good morning, Mc.”
Without even questioning why he was suddenly speaking to you out of the blue, you smile brightly and stop walking, “Morning, Mephisto! I like your tie, is that one new?”
He blinks in surprise— you…noticed? “Yes, it is. I thought I might change things up every now and then.”
“It’s pretty! Like you!” Not even embarrassed at such a bold comment, you point in the direction of the newspaper club’s office (which was opposite of the student council’s- where you were supposed to be going), “I’ll walk you to your office so we can talk some more, yeah? I don’t get to see you much!”
One day he caught you taking care of his little brother and the feelings just intensified.
“Now, now, none of that. You’ll make your eyes all swollen-“ you wiped away the boy’s tears, “and then your little head will hurt-“ your hand ruffled his hair playfully, “and we can’t have that, can we?”
Mephisto watched you carefully doctor his brother’s scraped knee, not noticing his feet were moving until he was right beside you.
Smiling at the excited ‘big brother!’, you glance up in acknowledgment before placing a bandaid over the injury. “All better!” You kiss his knee, giving him another on the forehead before helping him stand.
And as you and Mephisto watch the younger demon run off with a wave, he can’t help but feel the slightest bit miffed at the kisses you’d given said demon. It must’ve shown too, because—
“Oh, ‘Phisto,” you couldn’t stop giggling, even after you’d grabbed his face and pulled him down, “If you want a kiss, all you have to do is ask.”
You kissed him on the cheek, patting it afterwards, before leaving with a grin (and leaving him behind with a blush and a hint of possessiveness).
Not even a full week after that, Mephisto quickly decided that you simply couldn’t go any longer without it.
“Form a pact with me.” He stamped down the urge to shuffle nervously under your surprised stare, “..please?”
Your expression slowly morphed into a giddy smile, “I’d love to make a pact with you, ‘phisto.” Feeling the familiar warmth of the forming sigil, you beamed at him.
He could feel it too; the bond threading itself together— his first (and only) pact. “Mc…” his tongue felt like lead but he knew what he wanted. All he had to do was ask. “May I have a kiss?”
“As many as you want.” You sounded breathless as you brushed over his lips with your own, connecting them eagerly once he grabbed onto your hips.
He nearly jumps when you grab onto his tie, though he steels himself and pulls you even closer, not daring to break the kiss for more than a couple seconds at a time. Now that he’s felt this…Mephisto doesn’t think he can live without it.
8 -> 9
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Your pact with Diavolo, while he truly wanted to have that relationship and bond with you, mostly happened due to childish jealousy. He’d dealt with your happy ramblings about your pact with Barbatos for months, but then…
“Another pact? With Mephisto? How ever did you manage that?”
Either you didn’t notice the strain in Diavolo’s voice or you simply didn’t bother pointing it out, your smile stayed as you hummed happily.
“I didn’t really do anything. ‘Phisto just came up to me all of a sudden and asked to make a pact.”
“He asked?” If Diavolo wasn’t bothered before, he sure was now. Mephistopheles in a pact? It was simply unheard of, and now, he was the only demon in your group without a pact with you. “I see…”
It was such a petty feeling, because truly, he was thrilled for all of his friends— Diavolo just felt undeniably left out despite no one treating it that way [but him].
“I swear if the four of you stubborn bastards don’t take a break, I’ll make you!” giving a deadpan stare, you crossed your arms and stood in front of the demons seated at the student council table.
Mephisto relented immediately, having heard of what exactly you can do with your pacts, and chose to go get some coffee. Lucifer- after a quick staredown- followed the noble, but not without leaving a kiss on your hand in silent ‘thanks’. Barbatos and Diavolo, however, remained in their spots.
“I appreciate the sentiment, Mc, but we really must finish; these are documents for RAD’s-”
“Barbatos. Take a break.” you watched his hands release the papers involuntarily, smiling at his incredulous stare, “At least go eat something. Please.” when Barb reluctantly stood from his chair, you turned to Diavolo and leaned to rest your forehead against his. “Just because I can’t make you, doesn’t mean you’re exempt from this. Up- come on.”
And while his heart was practically beating out of his chest at the care you showed for him, that ugly jealousy still churned inside him at the clear display of difference in your relationships between him and the others.
Everything finally bubbled over the day you confessed to him :
“Apologies, Mc, but could you…repeat that?”
Ducking your head to hide the flush of your cheeks, you fiddled with your fingers, “I like you, Dia- if that wasn’t already obvious, and Barbatos and a few of the others agreed that I should tell you and ask if you’d like to date me too…”
Diavolo answered a bit too fast and desperate for his liking, “Yes! I-I mean, yes, I would be overjoyed to be in a relationship with you, Mc.”
“But?” you squinted, knowing something was- and had been for a while- on his mind. “What’s wrong? You’ve been like this for weeks.”
“Nothing is wrong, I just…” Follow his heart or follow the rules? “I just want to be in a pact with you like all the others.” he averted his eyes, feeling childish when he spoke those feelings aloud.
You only giggled, “That’s it, huh? I would love to enter a pact with you, Dia. Wait- are you even allowed? As the prince and future king, I mean?”
As soon as you agreed, his hands were already cupping your face, “I don’t care-” his lips finally, finally met yours as his feet began moving, walking you backwards until you hit the wall, “-I decide what I want and I’ve wanted you for so long, been jealous of the others for so. long.”
With the pact etching itself into your skin, you couldn’t deny him anything in that moment, completely enamored with the way Diavolo was practically begging for you, still, even though he already had you.
9 -> 10
+bonus
When Simeon fell completely, wings black and horns protruding from his head, he desperately needed something to ground him while he worked through his new body and new status.
“They’re so pretty, Si.” You were brushing through his wings softly, smiling at the contrast it brought to your glittery nails, “Your horns, too.”
Simeon shifted, nervous despite your words at letting anyone else see his new form. “Do you really think so?” his spine straightened at the feeling of your lips pressing kisses down his back.
“I do. You’re so beautiful- angel, human, or demon.” Nuzzling your head into his neck, you smiled against the skin, “In fact, I’m going to have to fight off so many demons just to keep you to myself.”
That made him chuckle, body relaxing into yours easily, “Nonsense…that might be quite a sight, though.”
Adjusting wasn’t hard— he thinks he had an easier time at it than the brothers, but he couldn’t help but feel something was missing.
It was difficult to not fiddle with his outfit, but in Simeon’s defense, this was his first time at one of Diavolo’s formal parties as a demon— and the first time everyone saw his demon form.
Tsking, you gently slapped his hands away and re-straightened his shirt. “Don’t pay any attention to the staring. You’re just too pretty to look away from.”
He knew it was because, in all technicalities, he was a fallen angel, even if he’d been human before this. But he also knew that if anyone was an expert in unwanted spotlight attention, it was you.
“I’ll try not to, thank you, Mc.” Simeon smiled at your pleased expression, “May I have this first dance?”
As the night went on, he watched you dance with the other nine demons (and with the other members of Purgatory Hall). Everything was like it always was- nothing changed after he became a demon. Still though….
“Simeon!” you called out with a bright smile, hand waving him over to join the dancing circle you, Mammon, and Asmo had created.
He felt as if there was something absent in him, something he couldn’t describe. “I’m coming.”
Finally, Simeon figured out the missing puzzle piece.
Laying with you, clad in only your underwear, always brought him a sense of love and tranquility. He simply couldn’t get over how vulnerable and exposed you were willing to be around him.
“Siiimeonnn~” you sang, laughing when his eyes fluttered sleepily. Your fingers carded through his hair, making him hum in delight, and you hummed right back at the faint feeling of his nails tracing over your pacts.
He continues to trace the slightly raised skin, not thinking too much about it until you mumble something about how he’s always had a fascination for the marks adorning your body. At that, Simeon sits up quickly, all traces of tiredness gone.
You follow his lead worriedly, “Simeon? What’s-”
“Make a pact with me. Please, Mc, please, I don’t think I’ve ever wanted anything more- I knew something was missing when I became a demon and now I know it’s because everyone else is bonded to you but me. I couldn’t have that with you as an angel or human but I can now. Please, Mc, allow me to be selfish just this once.”
“Oh, Si…” there was an undeniable warmth blooming in your chest. “You never needed a pact to feel bonded to me— you’ve always been perfect the way you are.”
Simeon let out a shaky breath, allowing you to shift closer while his heart thumped wildly in anticipation.
You moved even closer, and closer still, until you were practically in his lap. “You can be as selfish as you want with me. I’m yours, and now-“ your lips brushed, “-you belong to me, in turn. I’m honored you trust me enough for this, Simeon, of course I’ll make a pact with you.”
And although your lips have met in this dance time and time again in the past, and will surely do the same in the future, it still sent shivers down his spine and heat to his face.
When his hands move to trace your pacts out of habit again, his is the first he finds- guided by your own hands- and devils does that make Simeon’s head spin; he’s finally complete.
10 -> 11
++extra reverse!bonus [no specific demon form]
For someone with 72 pacts and ongoing shameless attempts at getting Lucifer into one, it surprisingly didn’t occur to Solomon once you became a demon (in his defense, he was more focused on your well being and adjustment).
“You need to stop scratching, Mc. I know it itches, but you’re going to get an infection. You’ll get used to them eventually.”
While he was lecturing, you were practically boneless in his lap, keening as he softly rubbed your horns and applied ointment on the irritated areas.
“Are you even listening to me?” He huffed in false annoyance, feeling a smile fight its way onto his face when you whined at the loss of his touch.
Nudging your head against his hand, you stubbornly huffed right back. “Yes. Don’t be mean- feels good. You're so sweet to me…”
“Don’t get used to it, darling apprentice. You’ll learn how to do this yourself eventually, too.”
And while you did in fact get the hang of caring for your own demon form, you simply enjoyed when he did it instead.
“You know, each of the ten demons you have wrapped around your finger would jump at the chance to help you.”
You hummed in agreement, curling in on yourself at the blissful feeling of Solomon grooming your extra appendage(s).
He lifts a brow, “And yet I’m still called, why? No complaints here of course, but I am curious.”
“Want you.” Stretching, you shift onto his lap to be closer, “Don’t you want me anymore, Sol?”
Solomon inhales sharply, tilting his head so you have more room where you’re nipping at his pulse point with your sharpened canines, “Of course I do, Mc.”
The lightbulb finally goes off in his brain when he catches you glaring at his bare upper body, to which he’s all too happy to oblige you :
“What’s with that look?” Based on the tone of his voice, he very well knew what said ‘look’ was for.
You bared your teeth anyway. “You’re mine.” nails scratched over the pacts on his lower stomach as your hands gripped and prodded at every small inch of bare skin you could see.
Solomon wanted to see just how possessive a new demon could get. Did you have those instincts yet, especially since he was already yours beforehand? “I am. So why don’t you prove it?”
“Gladly.” Your voice came out as a low growl, hands finally coming to a stop when your fingers brushed ever so slightly below his belt. “I think mine will go riiight…here.” You pressed down over his pelvis firmly.
He tried not to stutter, “o-oh?” but he could feel the blush snaking up his face.
“Make a pact with me, Solomon. ‘S not fair you have so many marks but mine…mine’ll be the prettiest, though…especially on you.”
“Fuck- yes, I’ll form a pact with you, Mc—“ Solomon’s back arches at your pact etching into his skin, having forgotten the feeling, but the knowledge that it’s yours makes it all the more better.
“mine, mine, mine. Is this proof enough, or do I need to prove it further?”
#obey me x reader#om x reader#barbatos x reader#om barbatos#diavolo x reader#om diavolo#mephisto x reader#mephistopheles x reader#om mephisto#simeon x reader#om simeon#solomon x reader#om solomon#obey me drabbles
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This is barely related but it was always weird to me that Myth school with their "imagination" and Storm with their "creativity" (both the main trait listed by the official site for the schools) were supposed to be opposites narratively. Like, surely they're pretty much the same? There's a lot of overlap potential here
Then I realized Myths are the daydreamers and Storms are the realists out there actually making shit and it made Myth so much more relatable rofl
Favorite to least favorite schools?
OOOOOO A QUESTION so okay this is an interesting one for me because not only are my faves tied for first place BUT I have such a limited knowledge on the schools I don't play as often so the list is gonna be super wonky HSLABDIRKE BUT HERE, LET'S PUT IT INTO WORDS:
Most favorite school(s): Storm/Death
So we all know I love Storm and it's for No Reason. Like I can't even say it's because of the game mechanics or whatever I just love Storm and there's no reason why. Even as a kid I immediately knew that I wanted to be the Purple Lightning Bolt School before I even took the book of secrets test. Like I swear I kin Storm but like. Kin-lite if that makes sense. Like I'm NOT Storm itself but IDKKKK HOW TO EXPLAIN IT I love everything about Storm; the aesthetics and the color scheme and the lore behind it, it all just SPEAKS TO ME so yeah I never grew up. Sjsldjdi
But like narratively? Lore-wise Death has to be my favorite because not only is there so much that goes into the Magic itself but like so many important and well-lived characters are Necromancers. And in my PERSONAL opinion some of the most compelling tales come from Necromancers alone because OF WHAT THEY GO THROUGH SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE THEY ARE NECROMANCERS. Like yeah I relate to that shit and honestly? The game says that the three Primordial forces are the most powerful magic but I feel like Death (along with Life and Balance of the main schools) is one of, if not the most powerful. Also because dead stuff and goth girls are my two most favorite things in the world so
Next Favorite School: Myth
Actually if I, myself, was the young wizard instead of my homunculus puppet I think I prooobably would be Myth. Like I think that's just literally who I am and even though I don't think my aesthetic lines up with Trolls and Cyclopes that much I just literally feel in my heart I'm just so...... (gestures towards myself) that I'm quite fit to be a Myth wizard. Lore reasons only. Like the "imaginative" Wizards is so mecore. I like Myth a lot but it's definitely below Storm and Death
The school after that: Balance
This time it's a mix between aesthetic and lore a lil bit. I like the fact that Balance doesn't even really seem to be a unique Magic that it's its own thing but rather a bit of each and every existing school (including the Astrals and Shadow) that it just became something entirely new and on its own???? Like it's familiar in the sense that you can see it in other Magic schools but there's still something in the core of Balance that makes it Balance. If that.... even begins to make any sense (I'm sorry my vocabulary is fucking shit. I know no words to describe things well). Also this is just my personal headcanon that Balance is one of the hardest Magic schools to master because it's so complicated. Like Balance in the Spiral is like Physics or Chemistry in our world
So this is where I start to fall out of groove with the other magic schools because I don't know shit about them so I'm gonna have to just rank them off vibes alone at this point:
The next favorite school: Fire
I was a fire wizard like years and years and years ago before I listened to my autism and went with Storm and honestly Fire fucks!!!! It's a cool school and idk how popular it is in terms of game mechanics (I think Ice and Life and Balance is most popular I think? idk I don't play the game) but I've always thought Fire was just super pretty to look at during battle. The color scheme may be a bit basic (red and orange for fire mhm) but it still works and honestly???? Personal headcanons that Fire wizards are actually one of the most mellow-headed wizards out of all the schools (commonly mistaken with Ice wizards; remember kids "Calm" doesn't equal "Aloofness") and that Pyromancers are typically daycare teachers or people who are normally in charge of/care for the youth
Some of y'all are gonna hate me for this but I can't really put Life or Ice above or below each other because I just don't really think about either of them that much HALSEHRKSH: LISTEN I DONT HATE EITHER OF THESE SCHOOLS, they just don't really....... stand out to me that much and my life and ice wizards aren't that far enough along yet where I can spot a significant difference between those schools and the ones I actually do play. Aesthetically wise yeah they're pretty!!! And then that's it DUDJSJSO I APOLOGIZE TO MY LIFE AND ICE MUTUALS/FOLLOWERS
(I assume anon meant like, the schools you start out with and not the schools you learn about later so I left out Shadow and the Astrals but if I had to put them somewhere on this list Shadow would definitely be right under Storm and Death, Moon would be below that, Star would be after Fire and Sun would be just kinda hanging out on the outside somewhere)
THANK YOU FOR THE QUESTION ANON I HOPE MY ANSWERS WEREN'T A COMPLETE DISAPPOINTMENT 💖💖💖
#that wasn't very related so uh I'll rank my favorites in the tags#not narratively because uhhhh#but in terms of playstyle death/balance are probably my favorite#closely followed by life because healing#aesthetically I like ice a lot and lots of health and shields are good#but taunt does basically nothing and aoes exist so tanking is all in your imagination#as for the rest... sigh#storm is cool and powerful and all#but it makes me feel like an old lady wheezing on a street corner about to accept the sweet embrace of death after looking at somebody wrong#myth would be higher if the minions were any good#but i feel like I'm babysitting in the middle of combat and then they don't even do anything useful?#fire has some value because of the dot spells but those also annoy me to no end#in turn-based combat you can still die even if your enemy would die next round and that's just sad#also not a fan of the colors. same with balance but... yeah#not all from personal experience but partially from watching others play#winter rbs
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GhostKing!danny head cannon @tourettesdog ‘s post got me thinkin about
It’s tradition in the GZ for high ranking vassals of the Ghost King to gift a Royal Mount upon coronation. (Oh also secondary head cannon> the long period of time pariah dark was trapped in the sarcophagus allowed for diversification of types and specialization of ghosts) and while the context why the tradition started has been lost to time, the ghosts SCRAMBLE to adhere to it
(they haven’t done this in a L O N G time and aren’t entirely sure what to do about having a king after hundreds of years??? But Horse???? Oh yeah. They can do horse.)
THIS ALL CULMINATES TO WHAT I WANTED IN THE FIRST PLACE. NEW KING NOW HAS SURPLUS OF FUCKED UP HORSIES IN THE ROYAL STABLES THAT HE HAS NO IDE A WHAT TO DO WITH
(feel free to rb with drawings of fucked up spooky ghost horse of your choosing)
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i spent all of today compiling pictures of all of chappell's tour outfits so that i could make a tierlist. would love to see people fill it out and rb with your rankings.
make yours here
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☹ the alt kids
sfw | tags : poly!nb!yans x gn reader (only prn used for reader is ‘you’), obsessive thoughts, slight manipulation, mentions of drinking
listen,,, i know melchior / nb demon yan beat these three in the poll but im itching to write about them. this goes out to my friend who wants to get piped by faust + lolita anon. love yall mmmmwah
also for reference, faust is they/he, delta is they/them, and anton is he/she/they !
please rb to support me 🫶
the alt kids were notorious for seeking out club newbies to play with. it was just something they did.
there was just something so adorable about the way someone totally out of their element dipping their toes into their scene! and the three had made it clear that fresh meat was off limits to anyone but them.
it was a simple cycle — someone new would enter the club, they'd swoop in and show them a good time, take them home at the end of the night if they're lucky, and repeat.
they thought it'd be no different when you came along, but...
oh, how wrong they were.
see, faust could practically feel the inexperience dripping off of you the moment you entered the nightclub.
all on your own, your eyes wide as you took in the flashing lights and loud music, the way you cautiously stepped around the sea of dancing bodies in attempt to find some place you could fit in comfortably? definitely another cute little freshie that'd soon join their ranks.
but faust didn't account for the zip of heat that ran through his body when you and him locked eyes from across the club. he didn't expect the unfamiliar feeling of his heart racing, a feeling only comparable to how he felt when he saw his partners — but why was it so much stronger? and when you offered up a shy little smile and averted your gaze, it damn near knocked him back.
who were you?
they had no clue, but they knew one thing. they needed to leave this club with you at the end of the night.
so faust all but ran to your side, appearing by you before you had even noticed their approach. god, you were even cuter up close... the way you looked up at them made their heart want to leap from their chest!
but they kept their cool. faust introduced themself, commenting on how they noticed you from across the bar and how they couldn't just let a sightly little thing like you venture around all on your own. the club could be so intimidating for newcomers — dangerous, even! but you didn't have a thing to worry about with them by your side.
they loved how demure you were, how you held your heating face when he complimented you, how you tried to wave off their advances but seemed to enjoy it just a bit too much to wave them off. were you intimidated by them? or… did you like them back? they wish they knew!
so you joined them, and accompanied them to the bar.
it was there you met one of their partners — a startlingly tall, reserved goth. you saw him well before you even got to the bar! between the major size difference, her icy gaze, and seemingly disinterested demeanor, it was safe to say you were intimidated. so you were incredibly surprised when faust strutted right up to them, pressed a kiss to his cheek, and waved you over to meet her. and it surprised you even further when they took one of your hands in theirs, pressed a kiss to your knuckles, and introduced themself after studying you silently.
unbeknownst to you and faust, anton was feeling that same intense fire in his chest that faust got when they first looked at you. he couldn’t help but let his eyes wander over your attire as you gave your name in turn.
you were so small compared to him. as was most other people, but… it was strangely endearing when he looked down at you. it’d be so easy to just scoop you up, wouldn’t it? and you wouldn’t be able to do a thing about it. he kept those thoughts to himself, but they flickered across his mind every time you came enough for him to take in the difference in your sizes.
the pair bought you drinks, got you a nice seat and showered you in attention. chatting you up, complimenting you, practically treating you like you were part of their polycule already. though they never mentioned it, faust and anton knew they had the same feelings towards you. the intense desire to just… have you. and not just for the night, either. you were so much more than all of their previous flings.
then delta came along. petite, sly delta who liked to play coy when it came to those they were interested in. they had pretended to be too busy dancing the entire time before joining their partners and you at the bar, but they were watching. and after witnessing how their boyfriends were all over you for so long, they had to join in. what were you doing to them?
they walked up to the three of you, pointedly looked you up and down, and… they understood in an instant. man, you were a looker! and even sweeter than the usual folk the three would usually play around with. they easily invited themself to the conversation, taking a seat right on faust’s lap and stuck up a chat with you as if they had been there the entire time.
they loved how flustered you were, so overwhelmed by all the attention the three were now pouring onto you. and despite your overstimulation, you were trying so hard to talk to them all anyway. you clearly had no clue what to do, poor thing… they had no choice but to take the lead for you!
“wanna dance? ..no? that’s fine~ let’s get another drink!”
“it’s so loud in here. let’s go somewhere quieter, yeah? i wanna hear that pretty voice more clearly.”
“aww, you wanna leave? you can sober up at our place! it’d be dumb if you got a ticket you could’a avoided.”
“you’ll stay the night with us, won’t you, darling? we’d hate for you to leave us so soon.”
#🕷️ the alt kids#yandere x reader#yandere boy#yandere x you#yandere x oc#yandere headcanons#yandere imagines#yandere x darling#nonbinary yandere#nb yandere#trans yandere#yandere girl#lovesick | ocs#yandere#yancore
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these are my batkids ranked!
1. dick grayson, i cant express my love for him with words i need a playlist
2. damian wayne, first character i knew about in the fandom and my actual son hes my baby boy he can do wrong and idgaf i want to study him
3. duke thomas. duke thomas. duke thomas. duke thomas. tuke dhomas. thuke domas.
4. jason todd, i like him and hes a SMASH but not the kind of character i gravitate towards
5. cassandra cain, shes amazing when done right (rarely)
6. stephanie brown and tim drake. they share because i love them in very very specific scenarios
(rb this with your ranked batkids !!)
#batkids#batman#dc#dcu#batfam#batfamily#ranking#dick grayson#damian wayne#duke thomas#jason todd#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#tim drake
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Look at that I only get 12 slots, none for you Tony
Also feel free to RB with your personal rankings
#be proud of me for showing restraint and not putting my biases at the top#pit babe#pit babe the series#em post#polls
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