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the rejuvenation of my old socmed au because i’ll never get tired of them
we will call this part 4 because everything before my new self proclaimed part 1 was just incorrect quotes instead of my original awesome hilarious and comedic jokes
part 3
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happy birthday to some guy named Junior?? I guess?? The blood writing on the wall was a bit excessive but we all have our traditions I guess
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Both Jason and Percy have very good hearing.
Both have wolfish traits.
Both bark at people.
Especially each other.
In conclusion, they bark when they hear the other coming home.
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk, you're welcome.
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UTRH AU - (before revelation) Jason tries to kill Dick but can’t keep his emotions under control. Loosely inspired by this.
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do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it
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blonde boys 🤤🤤 beautiful blonde boys 🤤🤤🤤
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I've recently gotten into Kyou Kara Maou, specially on the fanfic side of the fandom (Wolfram is my favorite character, surprising absolutely no one) and after reading my fair share of different fanfic headcanons, I gotta say... I LOVE when the main catalyst for Yuuri coming to terms and accepting his feelings for Wolfram is when someone else is visibly down bad for him. SPECIALLY when said person is Murata. I find it hilarious, like
Yuuri, five feet deep in denial and digging even deeper with a toy shovel: well he's good looking but every demon I've met is handsome to some degree, it's not THAT big of a deal.
The lord of if whateverthehell, Prince of whothefuckcares, ready to risk it all after Wolfram blinked in his general direction during a ball: Well if your Highness doesn't want the engagement, I would gladly take your place...
Yuuri, thinking the pros and cons of causing an international incident:... Who the fuck are you, go back to your country. Get out of my castle. CONRAD!!!
Or like
Yuuri, about five minutes away from an identity AND sexuality crisis because Wolfram is currently looking very sexy as he trains his men into the ground: Okay yeah I'll admit it, he's the most beautiful person ive ever seen, but it doesn't matter. I'm a Japanese man, I'm supposed to like girls. I don't want to kiss Wolf!
Murata, kinda also a Japanese man but very much bi and ready to try playing with fire, always down to tease Yuuri and not afraid to be horny on main: I do. Step away from the line if you don't want to get on the ride, your Majesty.
Yuuri, feeling like violence MIGHT be the answer sometimes: beg your fucking pardon
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Sketches from a scrapped comic for my kkmheads out there..!!
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Yuuri would make a fool of himself if Wolfram did not dust him off before meeting an important person/persons
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