#razz tazzes

[razzzletazzle]

I swear I'm a fluff writer (I say while writing another major character death fic)

[mylegendarygf]

tag urself as ur own jarv

[flameandindifference]

There's no sketch for what Razz and Tazz look like, but I imagine they look something like this

(plushes made by Cirquell Curiosities )

[dazzlerazz]

I think starting as Hikari gave me a weird perspective or expectations for the game, I assumed it was going to be Collect Friends To Beat Big Bads In This Relaxing Low-Stakes Game, but it turned out to not be that, but honestly I don't think I mind it. I think the shock value from realizing "oh wait, this game isn't actually what I expected it to be" was an awesome realization that I really really enjoyed it was 10/10

[stupid-2012tmnt-pics]

gotta add some splinter flair

[bubbeelz]

An AU of an AU of my own characters~~

Jazz, Razz, and Tazz are triplets. The adopted siblings of Bay and Sidney. Razz and Tazz are always fighting with each other, and Jazz is always trying to act like an adult.

I love them so much~~ Lil babs

[helluvamystery]

Just did the thing I always do when someone mentions sour candy: web searched all the candies I loved as a kid and looked sadly at the 'discontinued' next to each of them. There's not any good ones anymore because they """"hurt people's mouths""""" or whatever. Maybe five year olds can't handle Shockers but they weren't for them. They were for me. Specifically.

[arise-children-angel-is-here]

Mikey: *walks into the room in doctor delicate touch mode*

*Slams hands on table quiet aggressively*

Hey now guys, lets not forget who the favorite is...

ROTTMNT: Leader

Leo: And? Are you jealous yet?

Donnie: Of what?

Leo: Of me being dad’s favourite~! He chose me as leader after all.

Donnie: *Scoffs* Jealous? Quite the opposite.

Leo: Eh..?

Donnie: *Smirks* Papa didn’t pick me so I wouldn’t have to shoulder everyone’s stupidity.

Leo: Wait..

Donnie: *Whispers* I’m his favourite, Leon.

[our-happygirl500-fan]

So in Rise there’s a small running gag where whenever one of his family members try to assume what Leo’s doing it cuts to him doing basically the opposite of what they’ve just said.

Raph: Hey! Where’s Leo?

Mikey: I’m sure wherever he is, he’s trying to save us

Raph: Leo probably talked his way straight into Big Mamma’s dungeon 

But the interesting thing about this gag is the reverse isn’t true, when Leo guesses his families actions he’s almost always correct in predicting their actions

Leo: Look I bet the only reason we’re here right now is ‘cause Donnie inputted coordinates 

Donnie: After inputting Shredder’s previous coordinates on the X-Y-Z and D for Donnie axis, I have calculated that this is the sight of our final resting spot

Leo: Mikey Razzed his Tazz

Mikey: Whip-o-Rama!

Leo: April finally used her crane license

April: ‘Why would you get a crane license April?’ BECAUSE THIS!

Leo: And Raph is going to put it all together in a plan to defeat that led head with this mystic collar 

Raph: Wow Leo that’s remarkably accurate 

Leo being able to predict his families actions to a near perfect accuracy shows his skill as a strategist & potential as a leader but the fact that the reverse isn’t true, that Leo’s family CAN’T seem to predict Leo’s actions to a almost humorous degree shows that while Leo has an understanding of his family, his family fails to truly understand him.

I just can’t stop thinking about the fact that Leo knows his family far better than they know him.

[theamazingaxleyax]

OMFG MY BRAAIIIIIINNNNN!!!!

I have an idea. (This is incredibly garbled and probably incoherent, but I need to get this out now)

So basically, ROTTMNT separated AU right?

Splinter was only able to save Raph and Mikey from the lab explosion, but only narrowly. Some rubble cut him off from the twins, and baby Raph got a little banged up as well. After the whole wreckage, Draxum assumes that half of his creations are dead based on the small puddle of blood near a large pile of debris. Lou had taken the other two.

Splinter raises Raph and Mikey the same he does in canon EXCEPT when Raph is 16, he asks about the large scar on his arm. Splinter who has been dreading this question for years carefully explains the story. (At least... some of it). He's silently believed that the other two have been living in the hidden city all these years. They have his DNA, they won't die easily. Mikey almost instantly decides he wants to see the hidden city, so after some scrounging around and paying a visit to a certain goat yokai running a candy/mystic item shop who had a terrible password (wink? seriously?). He managed to get a gateway opener.

Fast forward a couple of years. The boys and April have been visiting the Hidden City for a while. They met a rabbit yokai named Yuichi Usagi a while back, and Mikey has been dragging him around ever since.

Now let's say something happens and Raph and Mikey encounter a problem that they can't razz-ma-tazz or punch their way out of. Usagi offers some advice. Two of the most well known characters in The Hidden city's underground network. One is a mercenary, and is well known for having a VERY strict moral compass when it comes to jobs (What that moral compass is exactly is anybodies guess.) and the other is a rarely seen arms dealer, well known for their incredible mystic technology. The two are known to be exceptional strategists, and could help solve this problem

This is where we meet Vio and Indie. (Placeholder names). Raph, Mikey, Usagi, an April enter a small sketchy looking building, COVERED in mystic flora. Weapons line each wall, and at the counter in the back, there are various jars of poisons and medicines. Then a yokai catches their attention.

A turtle yokai.

He's wearing a cross between a robe and a cloak, a mask covering the lower half of his face, but that does very little to hide the smug grin on his face. He throws a couple of flirtatious remarks at Usagi, before introducing himself a Indigo, or Indie to the three who don't know him. Raph and April are reasonably shook, and struggle to find the words they need, so Mikey introduces himself and his family before discussing the problem. Indie almost instantly starts acting buddy-buddy with him saying he "Likes his vibes" and asks a couple clarifying questions when a second yokai walks in.

He looks.... bad. Half of his torso has pretty nasty burn scars, and he has a prosthetic arm and eye. (No wonder he was rarely seen). He has a bit of an absent look on his face, and Indie quickly excuses himself, introducing the other as his brother, Violet, or Vio, and starts to nudge him back towards the curtain door he came through (the house section of the building). He explains that Vio had a bad run-in with a certain spider when they were younger and a very poor deal was made. Everything had been solved at this point, but it left Vio with lasting damage (mentally and physically) and today was a "Foggy Day"

So, fast forward a bit (again) and the random threat is dealt with by now, but Mikey still enjoys visiting the twins (even if they are sketchy af). Vio is pretty chatty when he's not "Foggy" and Indie knows some really good jokes and one liners. Eventually Mikey spills the beans about Draxum (this whole situation has taken place over the course of season one) and that reawakens some buried memories from the other two. One Vio mandated DNA test later, and Indie is practically squealing over his relation to not only the greatest martial arts movie star EVER, but also the Ex-Battle Nexus Champion!

Insert awkward reunion here, blah blah blah, I haven't got this far in my idea yet. Idek if I'll even continue this little thought experiment. (It started out as a simple 'Okay, Disaster Twins, but like.... Anti-Hero')

[pigeonstab]

This is everything i've ever needed thank you

Part 3!

He can do his razzmatazz again >:D

You have no idea how much fun I have drawing his acrobatics. I love future Mikey, but his vibe is so calm and unhurried. I missed his craziness haha

Part 1 Tangerine-sized baby Leo

[other-fan-fiction]

Another comic and I still can't tag people ;P Getting ready for the next round!!! Let us all Razz our tazz

VOTE REPLICA!!! from amazing creator @kathaynesart

[flameandindifference]

Razz and Tazz used to do tumbling acts for Lucius when he was little because it was one of the quickest ways to cheer him up when he was upset.

They still do this but more so because they like it and it's not uncommon to see them travel around the Hotel with one on the other's shoulders.

[nanadeyo]

Need my razz-ma-tazz!

Speedpaint

[graffitiplanet]

She razz on ma tazz until the lights go down