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OMFG MY BRAAIIIIIINNNNN!!!!

I have an idea. (This is incredibly garbled and probably incoherent, but I need to get this out now)

So basically, ROTTMNT separated AU right?

Splinter was only able to save Raph and Mikey from the lab explosion, but only narrowly. Some rubble cut him off from the twins, and baby Raph got a little banged up as well. After the whole wreckage, Draxum assumes that half of his creations are dead based on the small puddle of blood near a large pile of debris. Lou had taken the other two.

Splinter raises Raph and Mikey the same he does in canon EXCEPT when Raph is 16, he asks about the large scar on his arm. Splinter who has been dreading this question for years carefully explains the story. (At least... some of it). He's silently believed that the other two have been living in the hidden city all these years. They have his DNA, they won't die easily. Mikey almost instantly decides he wants to see the hidden city, so after some scrounging around and paying a visit to a certain goat yokai running a candy/mystic item shop who had a terrible password (wink? seriously?). He managed to get a gateway opener.

Fast forward a couple of years. The boys and April have been visiting the Hidden City for a while. They met a rabbit yokai named Yuichi Usagi a while back, and Mikey has been dragging him around ever since.

Now let's say something happens and Raph and Mikey encounter a problem that they can't razz-ma-tazz or punch their way out of. Usagi offers some advice. Two of the most well known characters in The Hidden city's underground network. One is a mercenary, and is well known for having a VERY strict moral compass when it comes to jobs (What that moral compass is exactly is anybodies guess.) and the other is a rarely seen arms dealer, well known for their incredible mystic technology. The two are known to be exceptional strategists, and could help solve this problem

This is where we meet Vio and Indie. (Placeholder names). Raph, Mikey, Usagi, an April enter a small sketchy looking building, COVERED in mystic flora. Weapons line each wall, and at the counter in the back, there are various jars of poisons and medicines. Then a yokai catches their attention.

A turtle yokai.

He's wearing a cross between a robe and a cloak, a mask covering the lower half of his face, but that does very little to hide the smug grin on his face. He throws a couple of flirtatious remarks at Usagi, before introducing himself a Indigo, or Indie to the three who don't know him. Raph and April are reasonably shook, and struggle to find the words they need, so Mikey introduces himself and his family before discussing the problem. Indie almost instantly starts acting buddy-buddy with him saying he "Likes his vibes" and asks a couple clarifying questions when a second yokai walks in.

He looks.... bad. Half of his torso has pretty nasty burn scars, and he has a prosthetic arm and eye. (No wonder he was rarely seen). He has a bit of an absent look on his face, and Indie quickly excuses himself, introducing the other as his brother, Violet, or Vio, and starts to nudge him back towards the curtain door he came through (the house section of the building). He explains that Vio had a bad run-in with a certain spider when they were younger and a very poor deal was made. Everything had been solved at this point, but it left Vio with lasting damage (mentally and physically) and today was a "Foggy Day"

So, fast forward a bit (again) and the random threat is dealt with by now, but Mikey still enjoys visiting the twins (even if they are sketchy af). Vio is pretty chatty when he's not "Foggy" and Indie knows some really good jokes and one liners. Eventually Mikey spills the beans about Draxum (this whole situation has taken place over the course of season one) and that reawakens some buried memories from the other two. One Vio mandated DNA test later, and Indie is practically squealing over his relation to not only the greatest martial arts movie star EVER, but also the Ex-Battle Nexus Champion!

Insert awkward reunion here, blah blah blah, I haven't got this far in my idea yet. Idek if I'll even continue this little thought experiment. (It started out as a simple 'Okay, Disaster Twins, but like.... Anti-Hero')

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Fucking THIS. ADHD experience right here! I take D-Amphentamine, so the process is a bit different, but GOD having to remember to SCHEDULE, then remembering the TIME, then having to remember to PICK IT UP FROM THE PHARMACY, and then ACTUALLY FUBBERNUCKING REMEMBERING TO TAKE THE DAMN PILLS WHEN I GET UP IN THE MORNING!!!!

if i gotta deal with it they gotta deal with it

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Here from the land of mormons and FNaF. My first manga? Can't remember what it was called but some guy found a stray cat on the street and brought it hoe. The cat turned out to be a shapeshifting vampire. (If you know what this is PLEASE DM me, I can't find it anywhere) But my first anime was Kamisama Kiss.

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

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YOU! YOU GET IT!

adhd paralysis sucks bcuz im just sitting there and my brain is like

YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME YOU ARE WASTING TIME

no work done no rest gained. literally no point of this at all

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"Mrrrrp?"

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Mimiku

woaj

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OMG SPAGHETTI BOWL MIKU

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Not enough snackies. I need help feeding the voids.

Too many Voids 🥰🐈🖤

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Deadpool fanfic authors who don't make Wade aware he's in not only in a piece of media, but a fanfic specifically are seriously missing out. This man should be able question the readers questionable reading history.

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THIS.

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Y'all need to appreciate the this image description. Every desc I've seen so far is very professionally done, and so is this.... BUT THE EDIT

hey pal, take it easy! you're scrolling with way too much intensity. look at this horse

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Pretty sure this happened to me irl actually.

It's been over a month since your manager was possessed by a demon. Yet, instead of fetching the nearest priest or throwing a bucket of holy water at them, you and your coworkers have just rolled with it, as the demon is WAY more bearable to work under.

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Feral Donnie my beloved.

He bites 🥰🥰

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I want to consume cough drops like candy until my throat is so buttery smooth I can swallow everything whole.

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@wannie09 When you go to my funeral, you best make sure I'm buried in this.

OMG I FOUND THE BURRITO BLANKET HERE!!!

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The spectrum.

forcing myself to read a fic that isn’t Mikey-centric for the first time in forever and why is it so good 😭😭

Donnie-centric writers what are u on and can I have some of it

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*emerges from a pile of crumpled up paper balls, trying to write Donnie angst and failing* Some ice cream, anti-depressants, and a copy of 'Now that's what I call polka!' might help.

There is something so deeply broken about the way specifically tmnt fan artists depict grief and sadness and mourning and I AM talking about SAINW but I'm also talking about the part of tmnt 2012 after I stopped watching and I am also talking about what I keep seeing of ROTTMNT even tho I have no idea what the FUCK is happening there

But back to the original point are you guys okay? Like are you good? Can I get you anything?