I exist purely on Chai, silly little turtles, and the pure unbridled spite of a god
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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I was expecting some horrid bird-human creature..... this is somehow worse
You鈥檙e welcome 馃槝
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Kursed. You better explain yourself right now./j
Ive seen people gush about garlic bread here but hot take. I think garlic bread is overrated.
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To quote Thomas Sanders: "I can't decide, they're all cute, and they're mine now."
choose your fav puppy
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"No socks because they are foot prisons and I refuse, but my family hates the fact I don't wear them so sometimes I have to" neurodivergent
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Same with the little "doot-doot-do-doot-doo-doo" at the end of sonic levels. If that little fanfare played whenever I did something at work, I'd actually be able to afford rent.
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OP..... I mean this in the nicest way possible.... those are a raspberries. Not cherries.
i ate this in four bites and it was so good except for the frozen cherries
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Happy birthday Pumpkin!
everybody say happy birthday pumpkin
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This is also pretty useful if you're like me, and looking for good outfit descriptors for your writing!
i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
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The void is pleased with your offering of snackies.
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*sets this down at your feet and runs away* ENJOY I GOTTA GET BACK TO TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE NEXT CHAPTER!!!
#rottmnt au#rottmnt fanfiction#my writing#it just the prologue for now#open to advice#ao3#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#Blood Of Brotherhood
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A favorite AU plus a favorite song of mine!? Op, you and I need to talk about our likes together. (I too also enjoy explosions)
this is where late night motivation gets me
I wanted to animate to this song, and I thought @onionninjasstuff villain pb&j duo would be perfect for it
This was also an excuse to just draw explosions
Yeah I should sleep more
You can read the comic here
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This... this is beautiful. We have two pretentious pricks, talking all hoity toity and them someone debunks them in ten words, and the phrase "Dork ass losers"
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I feel called out and I dislike that it's coming from Twitter of all places.
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Okay, for a second I read this as "Doctor Who" and my nerd-ass brain went "OMG DOCTOR WHO AU!?" and now I need someone who's an artist to see this and understand my plight. (I can't draw turtles, I would if I could)
i love duo names
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Hot chocolate, made with almond milk specifically. Add in a little sprinkle of a vanilla flavored coffee creamer (or whatever, I just personally prefer vanilla). Add some whipped cream on top, and you have the perfect drink for reading a good book (Or fanfiction) on a cold fall/winter day.
Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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I guess you could call these.... raph-a-doodles?
raph doodies for the night!
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Y'all, can we keep politics and off of the hellsite? Spread awareness? Sure. Complain about your local government. I'm all for it! But like... can we try our best to keep it limited to shitposting and fandom stuff? I come here to escape the fear of the future, not embrace it. TvT
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