#razor mane

[ho-ho-mb]

bloody bunny year of the dragon

[joyfulducktrash]

what...?

[redfoxdude07]

Someone slipped their Ponysona into BB and thought we wouldn't notice

[neodracunyan]

Y/n L/n and the Bloody Bunny Apocalypse Cover Art

Suggested by Kenny122445 as a art commission.

Y/n L/n was the only human left on Earth as the Dark Bosses took over the entire planet and wiped out humanity by killing them and reincarnated them into loyal and obedient plush dolls as Y/n struggles his way for survival as he becomes a target for the Dark Bosses with a very large bounty on his head.

What will Y/n do now as he is being hunted down by a race of sentient, bloodthirsty dolls in a post-apocalyptic world ruled by the Dark Bosses?

[raichufan86]

Bloody bunny: blood on revenge: chapter 1.5: escape

in a dark night, in a doll factory with humans making skull minions or else they will die, through the cold steamy vents and shows a dungeon, it shows the doll villains called the dark bosses heading to the dungeon room, what does Dr. Kikky wants us? Said razor mane, didn’t he told you all? He’s been studying on D-7295! The “special” doll he was talking about Said dark rabbit, they meet with Dr. Kikky at Door 7295 with some skull minions there, Dark rabbit, I wasn’t expecting you! Are you here to check on D-7295? Said Dr. Kikky in a worried frightened look, I want to know about them! Did they say something? Said dark rabbit, no sir, ever since we put them in the room, they haven’t said a word In a week, said Dr. Kikky, but the only strange thing is that they choose what lunch they want In dungeon’s cafeteria orders! Said one of the chef skull minions, well today they order something that isn’t on the menu, they want us to give them the things they order, a pair of scissors, a rock, 4 boxes full of matches, bow and 8 arrows, a loose, and a blade with the words: property of Electro slice, written in black pen said one of the skull minion chefs, oh! I got a name for D-7295! Let’s call them Electro slice! Said Dr. Kikky! Dark rabbit sighs in disappointment and disbelief, he grabs the keys and opens the door to D-7295, and it shows a Shinx doll with her left leg chained to a wall, the doll looks away at the dark bosses, You know, I wish we could let you go, but you can join us and you will no longer be in this room, said dark rabbit, the Doll bites dark rabbit’s hand, Aw! What the!? Why! Why are you hard to convince? Said dark rabbit as he in pain, so, here’s the lunch you ordered, said one of the chefs skull minions, The doll grabs the blade and using it to break the chains without anyone noticing, listen, if you join, we will give you special treatment! Said dark rabbit, then the doll breaks free and uses their blade to create a wave of electric to paralyse the dolls, the doll gets out of the room, No! I can’t let electro slice escape, said Dr. Kikky in panic, Boss! They are escaping! However dark rabbit is paralysed too, Dr. Kikky presses the emergency button, the alarms go off, attention, we have an escaped doll, don’t let them escape, said Dr. Kikky as he on the speakers, the doll heads to the grinding room, and sees some skull minions, one of them throws a knife at the doll, the doll catches the knife and throws it back at the skull minion to death, and kicks one of them off the bridges and into the grinder, and slices them in half with the blade, thanks for saving us! How can we repay you? Said the human kids that was captured by the skull minions, however the doll kills the kids and kicks the last captured kid into the grinder, and sees the exit sign and runs to it, but it’s block by skull minions, but they get sliced into lots of pieces by the doll, and escapes the factory, meanwhile two skull minions are chit-chatting, So what’s better? Salt or pepper? Said the skull minion, the other skull minion tries to think but heys slices in half by the doll, Holy heck! Please don’t hurt me, said the skull minion begging for their life, but gets murdered, later, the doll went to a nearest lake getting the blood off their blade, a skull minion pass by and sees the doll, um… excuse me? Who are you! Said the skull minion, Then the doll points their blade at the skull minion, so your a girl and your name is electro slice? Because the blade says so? Said the skull minion pointing out the doll, electro slice nods for yes, oh, said the skull minion, then electro slice cuts the skull minion’s arm slowly, Ah! Stop it! It hurts! Said the skull minion screaming in pain and runs away from electro slice, so is gonna be, a doll escaped from a factory that locked her, and now she’s a free doll, her goal is unknown, end of chapter 1.5

[weedeaterisback]

He couldn't gain access to Razor Mane onlyfans

[pony-royale-restoration]

Today I decided to restore some manes. When I bought a batch of PR ponies off of eBay with the carousel, it came with three manes that did not have matching tails. So I decided these would be my little lab rats.

I watched a few videos on people restoring MLP hair to get an idea of what to do. I used Kristin Ess Signature shampoo and Costco brand moisture conditioner. I saw the recommended was to use mild products like baby products and unscented to prevent future miscoloring, however I have neither and my wallet is still suffering from Christmas shopping so if I used the recommended products, it will be at a later time. I washed the hair in warm water and let the conditioner set for a few minutes before brushing out.

I tried to wrap the hair in little donuts as I let the conditioner set. I’m unsure if it would make a difference. Because the manes are removable, I didn’t wrap them around the pony legs which was what most MLP restorers did that I watched. Some of the manes I couldn’t wrap up like this because of the varying lengths but I doubt it made a big difference.

I used a brush that came with one of my PR ponies from over a decade ago when I was a little girl and a spare toothbrush. I first used the plastic brush to untangle the hair after letting the conditioner set for a few minutes and rinsed it out. After untangling with the plastic brush, I used the toothbrush to get out the smaller knots the plastic one couldn’t get.

Washing helped a little with overall straightening but the hair still has frizzy ends. I saw some people putting their MLP pony’s hair in boiling water and decided I’d do this if washing and conditioning didn’t work.

I set aside the tinsel hair that still had conditioner and wrapped it up in some foil. I’m going to wait a day before I unwrap and rinse it out to see if it makes a difference to the frizziness.

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[meloncandyy]

twink behavior

[ho-ho-mb]

bloody bunny vs kuma

[joyfulducktrash]

bloody bunny the first blood doodle

[elodieunderglass]

for the horse asks: appaloosa?

Appaloosa - What's your favorite horse color(s)?

I don’t really have one but I LOVE when horses and ponies are what they’re supposed to be!

I’m also a huge fan of the primitive markings, and general Lascaux cave horse appearance.

So like I wouldn’t say flaxen chestnut is my favorite AT ALL, but the Haflinger!! . yes you are a cobby little horse with a big butt that needs to be a flaxen chestnut!! and everyone understands this. Perfect animal. No need to track changes. Also I do love when a horse has a bit of texture in their mane and tail, so respect to Haflingers for being the rare wavy-haired horsie. I don’t even like blondes so you see what I mean here about it just being the pure synergy of intention and form and style, the Haflinger just is perfectly complete.

And then a brunblakk fjord horse. The mealy muzzle. The dorsal stripe. Black ear tips. Someone from 20,000 years ago is grasping my hand across space and time and we are crying together about how perfect a thick little horsie can get. Granted the fjords always have the weirdest haircuts in the world, but you can see exactly why. This horse is so perfectly what it’s supposed to be that you can’t resist scrungling it a little bit. Also another animal that IS its name like: all Norwegian Fjords LOOK like the breed name is Norwegian Fjord, and they ARE all named things like Freya. As they should be. This is an animal that is exactly what it should be.

You know how horse people compliment each other’s horses by saying they have a kind eye? It’s hard not to have a Kind Eye if you are a brunblakk Norwegian Fjord.

And of course, my baby, my darling, my moorland mousie, the feral shaggy brown/bay with mealy markings that is the Exmoor Pony. You look at this tubby beastie and you say YES. YES YOU ARE BORN TO BE A LITTLE BEASTIE ENCOUNTERED SUDDENLY ON A MISTY MOOR . The sculpting of the contour colours! Some sculpture artist would spend hours with an airbrush trying to do that! and they just wake up in the morning , eyeliner: on, eyeshadow: on, lipstick: on, cheeks: contoured, muzzle: mealy, dapples subtle, ready to go. Can’t even see their eyes half the time, but underneath 25 pounds of luscious pelted mane they’re wearing natural mascara. And for what? Living full time on rocks in the rain, baby!! This is a cave painting horse and it always will be!

The reverse of that of course is horses who Shouldn’t Be That Color. For example I am a little bit upset by this chestnut Shire, who isn’t a flaxen chestnut and probably should be. What are you doing baby? You need some leg markings sweetheart. Can we just dye your mane and tail black maybe, you have bay energy. Ughhhhh I’m trying not to be prescriptive. Ughhhh all horses are beautiful and beauty standards are fake but ———— - sweet child we HAVE to style you somehow!!!! You are a Shire!!!!! WHAT IS THIS??

And I love - LOVE! - a grulla/grullo. Obvious reasons: I like primitive markings, and I have the aesthetic taste of a small child. Who doesn’t secretly love a deviantart sparklehorse?

but I will be the first to admit that it is a razor’s edge between a really lovely grulla horse who reaches back to touch our shared history and knowledge of ourselves, an unbroken thread of beauty that should be painted in a cave under an ancient mountain, like a jewel of the earth: and a necromantic vessel that was bred to encourage possession by evil ghosts, to be harvested regularly and sold at retail prices by some midwestern white woman as part of some tortuous work-from-home scheme. And I do understand this. I know this about myself and about grullas. Like, this one is a horse that probably shouldn’t - we probably shouldn’t have done this. You know?

Do not ask about cremellos.

[shonen-brainrot]

Dragon!Kirishima, who is a huge dragon with fiery red scales that gleam brilliantly. Crowned with two razor-sharp horns, he boasts a majestic golden-red mane that billows in the wind as he soars through the skies, his massive wings casting an impressive shadow below.

Dragon!Kirishima, who is a fire dragon. When faced with a threat or an intruder trespassing on his territory, he doesn't hesitate to unleash torrents of scorching flames, leaving behind a searing trail.

Dragon!Kirishima, with an affinity for all things shiny and golden, shares the common dragon love for richness. His lair is adorned with numerous trophies and trinkets, golden coins and goblets, jewelry, gold bars and many, many more.

Dragon!Kirishima, who is all about rhubarb and figs. Every dragon craves heaps of calcium, and it comes from different sources.

Dragon!Kirishima, who experiences intense heats, making it hard for him to think straight, with his mind consumed by the overwhelming desire to relieve himself in any way possible.

Dragon!Kirishima, who's finding amusement as you navigate lost in his territory, initially contemplates swift retribution. However, upon catching a whiff of your sweet and intoxicating scent, he has a change of heart, opting for a more intriguing course of action.

Dragon!Kirishima, who waits until you enter his den before revealing his massive presence. Amused by your initial screams, he reassures you that he won't harm you and offers a deal – your assistance in helping him get off in exchange for your safety.

Dragon!Kirishima, who, beneath his impeccably sculpted strong abdomen, has not one, but two cocks. Both of his impressive cocks boast extraordinary length, a substantial girth, and a mesmerizing gradient of coloration. Starting with a striking crimson hue near his pelvis, the tones gradually transform into a captivating shade of gold at their tips.

Dragon!Kirishima, who keenly observes as you tentatively discard your garments. In a swift and deliberate motion, his forked, serpentine tongue envelops the entirety of your pussy, earning him a chorus of sweet moans from your lips. The sensation of your exquisite flavor cascading over his tongue sends waves of wild passion coursing through him.

Dragon!Kirishima, who guides you through a series of climaxes with the adept use of his to gue and muzzle. The relentless waves of pleasure leave you thoroughly drenched, creating an ideal state for accommodating one of his impressive cocks.

Dragon!Kirishima, who, once you're wet enough, confidently seizes the opportunity to simultaneously fill both of your eager holes with his cocks. Witnessing you completely engulfed by him ignites a primal surge of satisfaction within the dragon.

Dragon!Kirishima, who fucks you in a forceful, hard rhythm, thrusting into you with primal, guttural sounds escaping his muzzle.

Dragon!Kirishima, who's nearly pushed over the edge by the symphony of your sweet pleas and desperate cries, as you express your inability to last any more.

Dragon!Kirishima, who's unleashing his runny, golden cum in a series of at least a few robust spurts, roaring loudly, praising you for taking both of his cock so well.

Dragon!Kirishima, who, having reached his peak, insists on keeping you close, sprawled on his massive, scaled paws. He watches you breathing heavily, pressing his sizable muzzle against your abdomen, savoring the lingering scent of your slick wetness and of the sex you just had, still hanging in the air.

Dragon!Kirishima, who's confident in his allure, and knows you'll return for more. After a bit of post-coital cuddling, he fulfills his promise and allows you to depart from his den, fully aware that you'll be irresistibly drawn back to him.

Dragon!Kirishima, who's deeming you his mate, luxuriously spoils you with furs, trinkets, and jewelry. Whatever you desire, simply ask, and it's yours.

Dragon!Kirishima, who has a little secret he hasn't revealed yet - a human form tucked away. He decided to keep that tantalizing mystery for himself just a bit longer.

these headcanons were requested by my lovely mutual @crystalwolfblog ilysm ❤️

[ninibeingdelulu]

Is it love ? ✧

Plot : You notice how your boyfriend is more comfortable in the relationship.

The evening stillness enveloped you both in its tranquil cocoon after that grueling match. Bodies utterly depleted yet gloriously sated in the afterglow of Rin's latest dominant performance on the pitch.

You lounged together atop the rumpled bedsheets, one of your novels dangling lazily from your fingers as the wandering twilight spilled through the curtains in molten rivulets.

Rin's tousled black mane fanned out across your bare thighs where his head lay pillowed.

Impossibly long lashes fanned across those chiseled aristocratic features in repose while you drank in every detail illuminated by the dying embers.

An unbidden smile tugged at your lips remembering the raw intensity blazing from Rin's prussian blue gaze earlier while he sliced through the opposition's defenses with those transcendently honed predatory instincts.

Moving with such decisive, ruthless efficiency and power that even you'd found yourself shamelessly aroused just witnessing the sheer dominance emanating from his physique in motion.

Yet here cradled against you now, all those razor edges appeared to soften and blunt beneath your delicate ministrations gradually gentling the ferocious beast-like focus into blissful languor.

Your fingers idly trailed in hypnotic eddies through the silken strands spilled carelessly about Rin's face and chiseled jawline.

An indulgent purr rumbled past that sensuous pout, the sound alone igniting frissons erupting across your skin in waves of tingling adulation.

Just picturing those plush lips closing around your flesh in searing caresses, their insistent possession devouring you wholly.

How privileged you suddenly felt anew that the real Rin Itoshi entrusted only you with tenderly cradling his unguarded state, permitting his steely edges to temporarily blunt into malleable putty under your adoring attentions alone.

Relinquishing every rigid defensive barrier keeping the world at calculated arm's length so only you may reverently stroke the fire smoldering behind those blazing sapphires into embers of pure intimacy burning for you alone...

After all, in those initial weeks and months you'd dated, Rin kept you rigorously held at a distance equivalent to every other unworthy human swarming on the peripherals of his stratospheric orbit.

Not to mention you'd absorbed the full brunt of his exquisitely chiseled disdain and acid tongue yourself more times than you cared to recollect.

All defenses fortified full tilt while his imposingly statuesque figure radiated icy removal a thousand miles away.

Yet persistent glimpses you caught of infinitely warmer embers flickering behind those piercing irises even when directed your way steadily chipped through the glacial facade you grew determined to fully thaw.

Just like the electrifying jolts that ignited your core whenever that lithe, predatory frame moved with calculated leonine grace in your proximity.

You'd relished the rare occasions Rin's granite visage fractured into grudging half-smirks while imparting casual flashes of searing charisma and roguish charm beyond his control before that mask snapped back into place.

Or the indescribable rapture transmitted through your linked gazes as you cheered every match from the sidelines pouring encouragement and admiration into fueling Rin's already blazing fire...

Each coveted moment and incremental surrender ultimately amassed into the indescribable privilege of him voluntarily cutting you inside the electric fence securing that inner world and true self Rin guarded so obsessively.

You who'd painstakingly persisted through the sharpest rebukes and dismissals to ignite the minuscule spark of tenderness now cradled so intimately between you both in this hushed space.

Closer than anyone else could ever hope to penetrate.

So your luminous smile only intensified gazing down at the proud yet boyishly tranquil visage you alone witnessed in slumbering repose.

More enamored than ever witnessing the wondrous metamorphosis you'd catalyzed through steadfast patience and adoration.

Until the quintessentially formidable Alpha of Rin Itoshi became the cherished diamond radiating prismatic warmth from his core in your loving embrace alone.

[snapdragonessart]

Part 2 of my dragon dentition series 😊 ancients coming next! Teef info under the cut

Obelisks take inspiration from Chinese guardian lion statues, with their voluminous manes, big paws and fierce face. As such, their teeth would be similar to a lion’s dentition, with massive canines and carnassials. Although lions mainly eat land-based animals, they are also opportunistic and will sometimes eat fish and even insects. This doesn’t make up for any large part of their diet, however, and in this way they differ from Obelisks which only eat seafood and bugs. Jaguars make a better match for Obelisks in regards to food, as they eat aquatic prey more often than lions do, with one remote population of jaguars in Brazil primarily feeding on aquatic reptiles and fish.

Pearlcatchers were pretty tricky to pin down. Their body and face look almost horse or deer-shaped. Their diet is insects and plants. The only creature that came to mind for Pearlcatchers were qilins; one-horned legendary beasts from Chinese mythology. They’re fully scaled, with dragon-like faces and a body shaped like a horse, deer or goat. This seems to fit Pearlcatcher’s the most, but figuring out their dentition is another matter. There’s not really a 1-to-1 comparative animal I can base their teeth on, so I think they’d be a mish-mash of different tooth structures. They’d have larger canines, maybe like a musk deer, but the rest of their teeth would follow a more herbivorous design. They’d have large, flat molars and premolars for grinding up plants, probably similar to a horse or goat. 

Ridgebacks are basically land-sharks, no question. Their diet and face says it all. Although their snouts look more like goblin sharks to me, I don’t think they’d have those creepy mouths. Their dentition would be more like a great white; they’d have a mouth full of serrated, razor sharp teeth. Like actual sharks, Ridgeback’s would have a reserve of extra teeth in their jaws. 

Skydancer dragons present another tricky situation. They’re bird dragons, and eat plants and insects like Pearlcatchers. Although some official art shows them with teeth, I don’t think they’d actually have them. The closest structure to teeth that's found in birds is the tomia, which is the cutting edge of the upper and lower beak. Tomia is not made of enamel, but of cartilage. Seed-eating birds use this to slice through seed hulls, and birds of prey like falcons have a single sharp projection to rip meat and insects apart. Geese have tomia on their tongues, which pushes the food back towards their throat as they eat. Skydancers probably have a gizzard as well, as the tomia is not enough on its own to grind food down completely. It was hard to figure out what the Skydancer’s beak would be most similar to; out of all the more hook beaked birds, it reminded me most of vultures or eagles, although in diet they do not match them at all. Skydancer beaks are a mish-mash of different bird characteristics that I thought would fit them the most, rather than based on a single bird in particular.

Snappers are tortoise dragons, and like tortoises they’d have ridges in their beaks to help chew food. The official lore states that their beaks are “lined with molars that begin halfway down the jaw and continue all the way to the back”. Real-life tortoises don’t have teeth, so I’d imagine these structures would be like the tomia of birds. Their diet would be a mix of what tortoises and turtles eat, as Snappers eat both plants and seafood.

Spirals really remind me of ferrets, with their noodley bodies and energetic, chaotic nature. Like ferrets, they’d have sharp little canines, incisors and carnassials for shredding meat. Ferrets mainly eat meat, but will also eat bugs too, which matches up with the Spirals diet.

Tundra dragons are currently the only purely herbivorous dragon. The lore states that they have “impressive canine teeth used for combat. The majority of their jaw is set with flat, wide molars, perfect for grinding up scrub.” They’d be most similar to musk deers in dentition, with both male and female Tundras having the enlarged canines characteristic of male musk deer. The canines wouldn’t be as thin or long as a musk deer; they would be thick, robust, and fit more snugly inside the mouth. 

Last for the modern breeds, we have the Wildclaws. They’re raptor dragons, based on the Dromaeosaurids - raptor dinosaurs (velociraptors, utahraptors, etc). Like raptors, Wildclaws would have widely spaced and serrated teeth. They’d be fairly equal in shape, and would curve backwards.  Raptors were carnivorous, which fits with the Wildclaw’s meat diet.

[ccazimi]

Hiyahh saw that u said ur reqs are open my idea is pretty simple tbh but maybe could ya write sum abt sukuna lets reader bleach his hair to re-dye it but ends up failing horribly so he has to shave off his hair n he's js acting like a soggy cat 🫡

sorry if this didn't hit the mark! new to this haha

"I'm going to fucking kill you, woman."

You pouted from where you stood behind Sukuna as he scowled at his reflection in the mirror.

"Hey, it's not that bad..." You started nervously, trying to alleviate the situation you had created.

"Not that bad?!" Sukuna angrily interjected before you could even finish your sentence. "My head looks like an overused toothbrush."

And with uneven splotches of yellow, orange and white with short stiff strands that sat like straw after being freshly dried, the comparison was actually quite accurate. Accurate enough that you had to look away with a hand over your mouth to suppress a giggle.

"Are you laughing? Is you fucking up my hair funny to you?" He grit his teeth, irritation only growing at your tittering.

"No!" You squeaked, before stepping up to where he stood by the sink counter. "Is it really that fucked up?"

He watched you from the corners of his eyes as you lifted your hands to gently grasp a small tuft of hair sticking out. It was dry and brittle as though someone had air fried it for a bit too long. You tested its flexibility by bending it in your fingers and it gave way with a soft crunch leaving you staring at the dead hair between your fingers, and Sukuna stiffening even more. "Oh."

"Oh? Oh? Is that all you have to say for yourself?" You could practically see the steam exiting Sukuna's ears. "Give me that." He snatched the fossil of his once beautiful salmon colored hair that you'd collected and inspected it for himself. "How'd you even mess it up that bad? Were you using industrial bleach or something?"

"I don't know, I just used the old bottle of bleach I found under the sink." You mumbled. "The 'forty' brand."

"Forty?"

"It had the number forty on it."

He spun around at looked down at you incredulously, making you furrow your brows. "What, is that a bad brand or something?"

He brought his palm to his face, closing his eyes as another growl escaped his throat. "That wasn't the name of the brand, you idiot. 'Forty' is the level of the bleach"

You kept your mouth shut as he seemed to only become more livid.

"They come in volumes from weakest to strongest: ten, twenty, thirty, and forty."

He opened his eyes to glare down at you, leaving you to marinate in your guilt and feeling dumb as hell. "I'm sorry, Sukuna. Listen, I'll pay for you to get it fixed at the salon-"

He dismissed your attempts at reparation with a wave of his hand, holding up the tuft of broken hair up to your face. "You see this? There's nothing any professional can do when your hair is fucked this bad. I'm going to have to buzz it."

He watched you drop your gaze trying to hide the growing pout on your lips. Honestly, you'd really liked his hair too.

With an exasperated sigh he decided to take pity on you, trying to make you feel better in his own way. "Its fine, I'll just shave it so that it grows back fresh. Also I am never letting you near my hair again."

"Do you need any help buzzing it?"

He shot you a death glare that had you scrambling to exit the bathroom as quickly as possible.

You were laying on the couch, reading a book with Yuuji curled up on your lap when you heard the door to the bathroom open. The last few minutes were marked by the buzzing of an electric razor and you snapped your head up as Sukuna finally revealed himself to you.

He stared at you silently with his arms crossed, waiting for your commentary. "Well?"

Your first thought was that he reminded you of a lion that had its majestic mane shaven off - more so due to his demeanor rather than his appearance.

As for his appearance...

"You know I actually like the look." You said with a genuine smile. His chiseled features and sharp inky tattoos gave his face enough structure that he could actually pull off the buzzed look.

He deadpanned you, clearly skeptical of your approval.

"Look Yuuji, doesn't he look handsome?" You scratched the golden retriever's ears, prompting him to look up. Although Sukuna supposedly didn't like the puppy, Yuuji absolutely adored Sukuna from the moment he'd met him and would routinely piss himself in excitement whenever Sukuna would visit (much to Sukuna's disgust).

But Yuuji caught sight of Sukuna and growled, before laying his head back down.

You might have never seen Sukuna look so genuinely offended in his life.

"Don't mind him, he probably just needs to get a little used to your...new look." You tried to reassure Sukuna, but could barely contain your laughter at what a dirty scowl he was giving the dog.

"Let's go out for dinner tonight."

"No."

You sighed, dramatically throwing yourself on Sukuna's lap where he sat on the couch snacking on chicken katsu. "Come on, how long are you gonna keep sulking over this?"

He grabbed a pillow to throw it over your face and kept eating. "I am not sulking." He grumbled.

You fought against the pillow, finally managing to get it off and grin cheekily up at him. "You so are. Seriously, it doesn't look bad."

For the past few days Sukuna had refused to go outside, slinking around the apartment like a wet cat. His pride, his joy, his beautiful hair that he normally only trusted with high end salons had fallen at your hands, and he refused to let it go.

"Look even Yuuji's warmed up to you again."

Upon hearing his name, Yuuji got up from where he was slobbering on a chew toy and nosed Sukuna's ankle, tail wagging back and forth like a propeller. Your dog wasn't the smartest and it took him a little to be convinced that Sukuna was still his grumpy self and not some hairless replacement.

"Tsk. I don't care about your rat dog - in fact i'd rather have it not be all over me."

You chose to not mention it, knowing damn well Sukuna had perked up if even a bit when Yuuji went back to fawning over him. Instead you sat up, cozying yourself on Sukuna's lap in that way that you knew would always grab his attention.

"I'm seriously sorry I messed up your hair, okay? And you know I find you sexy with or without your pretty hair. So lets go out so I can show off to everyone how attractive my boyfriend is." You teased him on purpose, knowing that his ego would take some coddling while his hair grew back.

He rolled his eyes but you knew you were getting somewhere when he set his food down to snake his hands around your waist. "Fine. But only if we get sashimi."

"Yes!" You chirped. "Sounds good to me." You raised a hand to pet his head but he caught your wrist before you could feel his buzzed scalp under your fingertips.

"You're still not allowed to touch my hair, though."

[ho-ho-mb]

Perverted killers 🩸🔪