#rat mail

[synapseoftheark]

Could you draw something in cant beat karma that palette is just so tasty

the creature

[trejean]

ur gay

NOOOOOOOOOOO I WOULD NEVER BE GAY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[happypeachsludgeflower]

Who wants to bet Peerless Cucumber has an entire fan base within the pidw’s fandom? Potentially even bringing in a portion of pidw’s readers who just want to enjoy shen yuan just loosing it in the comments.

Like sure, some of the fandom’s definitely there for the toxic masculinity and papapa, but I guarantee you there’s an entire section dedicated to gleefully watching the fandom sewer rat being feral.

[sinceisawviennaa]

this woman was out here committing literal war crimes and it was just? chill?

[correct-hermitcraft-quotes]

Hypno: Actually we should just wipe the entire Hermitcraft server, because this is unacceptable... Starting Hermitcraft Eleven today.

[empidonax]

What is this, a charcuterie board for rats?!

(And then they decided they were too sleepy to eat much and dozed off. Male rats are so lazy, it's so funny!)

[polyamorouspunk]

can i perchance get a moodboard 👉👈

[ennabear]

hi ennabear can i request a one-shot with a chef!sevika au where you're just a line cook working under her teachings and even though kitchen life is stressful and sevika is hard on you while during training you find yourself attracted to her...and one day after making pasta with sevika well into the night, the romantic tension of watching her knead the pasta dough becomes to much and you end up pushed against a counter, ferociously making out with her..you notice she's still wearing her chef's hat and you see a..suspicous outline under it..you're scared to confront her thinking it's ratitoutle and you're worried that she's being controlled by a rat..after some passionate lovemaking you find an excuse to pull the chefs hat off even though sevika loves to keep it on and be called by "chef" even during sex..turns out its a hairclip she forgot to take out that was suspiciously shaped like a rat under her hat..but you're so relieved that she's not being controlled by rattuloute that you continue your passionate night and end up dating and live happily ever after in your couple's own restaurant...smutty pls thanks xx

🏃🏃🏃🏃 PERFECT IM OMW TO WRITE ONE BILLION WORDS OF RATITUOILE AU

[bandsandwristbands]

Fun fact

I have a rat kakashi

I love him 😍

[hippolotamus]

Guess what!! It's Nutcracker season!! The NYCB is currently busily rehearsing for their shows! What are our boys up to?

🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰🩰

It definitely is! They have been quite busy with shows, and so grateful to have this opportunity together. (Just like I'm so grateful for co-authoring this AU with you) However, they are Exhausted™️ and need a breather. So, for the purposes of this ask, we’re taking a trip down memory lane if that’s OK 🫶

Typically the studio is filled with noise. With chatter, gossip, the gentle tap of pointe shoes. Not now though. It’s still; a sacred space.  It’s been over a decade since Eddie last attended anything akin to mass or confession, but now feels as close to a religious experience as he’ll ever be again. A place to be reverent, and inspired by divine energy. A sanctuary to unburden himself.  Inky black sky has given way to the blues and grays that creep in before dawn. The dreamy transition between sleep and wakefulness that waits for the rest of the world. But not for Eddie. Currents of excitement sweep over his skin, rippling through the fine hairs like dandelion wisps on a breeze.  He forces himself to be patient through his stretches and warmups. Extra practice doesn’t do him any good if he doesn’t do this properly.  Finally, when he’s loose and limber, he steps to the center of the floor. His eyes fall closed as he inhales, straightening his body. The opening notes to the third act begin in his mind as clearly as if Chimney had hit ‘play’ on the sound system. He counts the bars until it’s his time to come in. And then his body moves.  In a series of spins and leaps, he crosses the floor as if he’s weightless. As though nothing can touch him. Like he’s disentangling himself from all the anxieties that try to trap him from one performance to the next. The memories that have followed him from childhood. He won’t allow them to follow him here.  Not his five year old self being frowned at for attempting to imitate his sister’s movements. Or him at six, anxiously fidgeting in place as his parents told Miss Tara they didn’t think a boy’s place – their boy’s place – was in a ballet studio. Him as a teenager nearly reaching a breaking point, enduring the slurs and ridiculous cat calls. The constant feeling of alone, alone, alone. By the time he lands, he isn’t any of those versions anymore. He’s Edmundo Diaz, man who graduated top of his class at Juilliard. Eddie Diaz, corps de ballet at NYCB.  “Should’ve figured someone as eager as you would be here early.”  “What-” In the mirror he meets a familiar set of playful blue eyes, pale but intense.  Tommy saunters in, drops his bag near Eddie’s, and leans back against the barre. “I couldn’t help but notice the alignment was off in your landing. I can help with that.”  Eddie frowns, so sure he was holding himself correctly. He returns to his previous stance, studying his reflection. “I don’t see what I’m doing wrong.”  “Don’t move.” Tommy appears at Eddie’s side, making minor adjustments to his rear leg and both arms.  “There.” He circles around to inspect Eddie from the front. “Perfect.”  Their eyes meet again and something flickers across Tommy’s features. Something deeper than simple approval. Something that feels like– “Mornin’, boys!” Chim’s voice slices through the moment, pushing them apart. Oblivious, he cracks his gum while staring at his phone screen. “Thanks,” Eddie says. Tommy glances at Chim, then back again for another assessing gaze that might leave him breathless in another situation. “Of course.”

[lowpolybread]

surprise crowley

[synapseoftheark]

i used to know you way back when. not trying to find a way back into your life since i don't want that; just wanted to say i was a really unfairly shitty person to you and i apologize. i genuinely hope you're doing well these days.

not sure when this is referring to but thanks for the sentiment

[trejean]

I want you to know that whenever I see you on my tumblr, I always thing "What a nerd! I love that nerd!" and that you are basically my best friend besides my fiancee

stoppppppp this is so sweet ily 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[davenportia]

part 2 of lab rats deserving better, for lack of a better title

picking up where we left off with mr. donald davenport/big d (chris and bryan, what the heck-) also HUGE TRIGGER WARNING of abuse and narcissism - donald davenport is one of the worst parents i have ever seen on disney. he makes it abundantly clear he only cares about himself and barely cares about his kids. i am fully aware that he was trying to protect them from douglas but i will say this on here because of the hate i got on the ‘say my name’ edit on tiktok. it’s davenport’s APPROACH that i am talking about. i know douglas would have been worse. with that being said… davenport always managed to make the situation about him. whether that was making a doll version of himself and making the toy company pay him god knows what amount of money for the lab rats’ action figures, or it’s an award FOR HIS KIDS for their 1000th mission that he tries to turn into a market deal with the president for his car, he always made it about him making money. even if it’s not about money, his ego never quits. when the KID’S BIONICS WERE EXPOSED, he said “i’m the brains behind it all. the smart behind the heart” (idk his exact words) and it’s like, stop talking about yourself for once. your kids could potentially be separated from each other and you’re talking about how you deserve credit for them. stfu, donald. additionally, and i sort of buried the lead here, my bad, in the literal first episode, you can see how donald had treated them for 16 years. he fed them pellet through a tube in their capsules - which was called ‘feeding time’ - what the fuck. chase LITERALLY says they’re “like human lab rats” and then they show adam in a human-sized hamster wheel. do people that defend davenport not realize that he treats his kids like animals? then after they made one mistake (going to school with no outside world experience thus inevitably causing trouble at school) and he almost sent them to an off-shore facility where they could complete their training - AGAIN, not letting them see the real world. bro, these are human kids you’re shutting out from the world. that’s like elsa in frozen possibly never evening meeting anna, could you imagine that? if you defend davenport, respectfully, unfollow or block me. no hate to hal sparks, all the hate goes to donald davenport.

tasha - my god, i love tasha. but there’s one thing that i wish they could have explored more: where the fuck is leo’s bio dad and what happened to him? so we know leo has a dad because leo says in ‘crush, chop, and burn part 1,’ “my NEW dad is batman!” but that’s literally all we even remotely hear of his bio dad. there are so many questions about this man. trigger warning real quick. was his dad absent most of his life? did tasha and him have a messy divorce? was he abusive? did they have a good or bad relationship with him? did he pass away? was he anything like davenport? in ‘can i borrow the helicopter?’ leo confides in davenport with a crush he has on janelle. davenport decides to tell tasha about said crush and she tries to help him hang out with her. after it backfires, leo is inevitably and understandably upset. “and what’s up with mr. blabbenport? i spill my guts to him and he blabs all about it” he says to tasha. davenport appears and here’s what he says to him: “you told my mom about janelle! i’ll never trust you again.” in my opinion, he could have and should have been more hurt. that could have showed us a bit more of leo’s past with his reaction. he could have said something like “i can’t believe my new dad can’t keep secrets either” or “my old dad would never have said anything.” like give us SOMETHING, disney. leo could have even struggled to tell davenport because his dad could have been a blabbermouth. we have no idea what his life was like before his mom married davenport. and tasha, when davenport was being irrational, could have said something like “this again! my ex husband always did stuff like this” or “new husband, same shenanigans.” seriously, we can get a little deeper here.

douglas: again, LOVE douglas. i know he started out at the main villain of the show along with marcus, but his CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT; BRAVO. he’s probably one of the funniest characters on the show. he just wanted his kids back, you know? give him a break. no but in all seriousness, he changed so much and became a better person. he showed he cared about the kids and saved their lives twice. donald? didn’t care that chase came home safe in ‘avalanche’ and was more excited about the money than his own kid. also the thing with perry having a crush on him was hilarious. i wish we had seen more of his backstory, though. all we know is that he wanted to make adam, bree, chase, and daniel cyber soldiers and davenport kicked him out and stole/rescued (however you see it) the kids, he faked his own death, and he partnered with victor krane to continue his research. all we get are these jokes throughout the show: “i was going through a rough patch and wanted societies to destroy each other.” in ‘sink or swim part 2’ when krane says to destroy adam, bree, and chase, douglas says “that was never my plan?” and from then on, tries to get in with and protect the kids, what did he want then? did he just want forgiveness or did he still want control over them? other than that, i don’t have much to say. i think douglas’ character was well written and had a good arc.

theresa cherry perry aka principal perry - i know she’s a terrible person but she’s so easy to like. she clearly cares about the kids but will never admit that. she wasn’t a very complex character though, i think. she was the standard mean principal who had a questionable past and 6 cats. what do you guys think of perry? what questions and/or suggestions do you have?

danielle, trent, ethan, stephanie, mrs. thissle - where did they all go?

am i the only one who couldn’t stand caitlin? like she started out as bree’s nerdy best friend but then became this like crazy weird girl everyone hates. like? you couldn’t let bree have one good friend?

overall, lab rats is a great show. clearly, it has a huge fan base and there are lab rats editors everywhere on tiktoks and instagram. hundreds of blogs dedicated to lab rats and other disney xd shows on tumblr, or loads of posts about the lab rats universe. again, chris peterson and bryan moore did a great job with what they had, but if the show hadn’t been produced by disney and the things from post and part 1 of this post had been thought about more, it could have been a MUCH better show. what are your thoughts?

[crepusculum-rattus]

so i'm seeing you have some knowledge of philza's hc world. i started watching philza like four months ago and there's a Lot of s4. do you happen to have any vod recommendations for getting into the s4 lore because i would have to stop sleeping or going to work if i were gonna try and catch up with everything lmao

trying to watch all s4 vods would definitely feel Never Ending BUT!!!!!!!! for some quick ways to get into the lore, and get more understanding of what happened on the qsmp today, i have a few things for u!!!

hc s4 presentation by @greaterspawnislands (who is also a good person to ask abt lore in general!!)

& THIS >>> hc s4 lore carrd

i don’t entirely Suggest this if u don’t have the time, BUT if u Rlly wanted to watch from the start of s4, philza does have his hardcore series 4 playlist on youtube! (HOWEVER i should warn you he has not updated it in a long time, and will likely never update it again. but its fun to see the start of it all imo)

also!!!! most philza mains r more than happy to talk abt hc s4 lore cause we r always Waiting to talk more abt it >:3

[dtblrlove]

THE RATS THE LOT OF THEM THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE

ily

💌 @ the rats