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currently trying to watch every A24 movie for some unknown reason here is my ranking so far
everything everywhere all at once
midsommar
civil war
lady bird
the killing of a sacred dear
aftersun
the iron claw
priscilla
the witch
cmon cmon
hereditary
the florida project
i saw the tv glow
bodies bodies bodies
zola
american honey
the bling ring
20th century women
dicks: the musical
problemista
love lies bleeding
the spectacular now
#a24#a24 films#a24 movies#ranking movies#everything everywhere all at once#midsommar#civil war#lady bird#the killing of a sacred deer#movies#films#cinema#i have no qualifications for this
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Ranking of “The Crow” Movies
I want to preface by saying I’m not a film critic. I just wanted to make a post about The Crow, after watching the original 1994 film and most of its sequels, for fun. Especially since I’ve never seen the original film till just 3 or 4 days ago after hearing about the 2024 “remake” coming out sometime in the last week.
Also I’ve noticed I have the ability to find enjoyment in movies others yell hatred towards. Not all the time, there are movies I don’t like. Still something I’ve noticed.
I will be ranking them from what I most enjoyed watching to what I least didn’t.
The Crow(1994)
The Crow: Salvation(2000)
The Crow: City of Angels(1996)
The Crow: Wicked Prayer(2005)
I will admit, I haven’t been able to watch Wicked Prayer yet. But based on what I saw in the trailer… I doubt of its chances of moving up in my personal rankings of these movies.
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Putting a divider here so you don’t have to be unnecessarily be subjected to my ramblings. If you’re curious on my thoughts on City of Angels and Salvation, feel free to continue. Just know that, again, I’m not a film critic. I just ramble about the things I liked vs what I didn’t. :P
Now I know the sequels are hated on, I get it. Especially with the unnecessary nudity. I can ignore the nudity since they thankfully don’t focus on them too much… but honestly I felt the camera were on those girls a few seconds longer than needed. In any case, ignoring those facts, I found some merit of enjoyment in the stories of the sequels(except for Wicked Prayer due to previously stated reasons).
For Salvation, the story itself wasn’t that bad to me. Guy feels pain for not only the death of his gf but also the anguish of being accused of the murder when he himself is innocent. The way Alex acts as the Crow is fun to watch as well. A little awkward at times but not bad over all. Some of the scenes in the movie were a bit over the top, felt like the way were added just to make the movie seem cool. Like the fact there was a helicopter THAT low in that one chase scene?? Like is that even possible irl?? It caught me off guard honestly. Also I’m not sure how to feel about the film makers having it so kill the crow(the bird not Alex) not being a permanent damage to Alex’s abilities. I get they were trying to do something different but it just… well as I said, I’m not sure how I feel about it. It seems off overall.
For City of Angels, most of my issues were honestly with the nudity. Can be ignored but still sticks out to me on the screen when I’m just trying to focus on what’s going on in the story. Another issue I have is the sudden romance between Ash and Sarah. Like is it just me or do they seem to fall for each other just for the sake of doing so? Like come on Sarah, just because you dreamt of Ash’s death only to see him alive doesn’t mean you can kiss him. The dude is trying to avenge his murdered son, leave the man be! At least tell him about what you know of crows bringing the dead back to the land of the living to write the wrongs of their death. That way he has an understanding of what’s happened to him.
As for the original 1994 film, I honestly don’t have much to say. It was a little weird for me in the beginning but I honestly loved the film over all. The way Eric laughs off getting shot in the hand by Funboy much to Funboy’s confusion is such a delight to watch.
All my issues aside, I’m actually willing to watch these sequels again if I ever feel in the mood. Salvation more so than City of Angels, probably.
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If you actually read all of this, what the heck are you doing?? No but seriously I’m curious why anyone would listen to my ramblings Lol. Also if you’re reading this and haven’t watched the original 1994 film; GO DO THAT! It’s awesome.
#the crow#the crow 1994#the crow: salvation#the crow: city of angels#the crow: wicked prayer#the crow salvation#the crow city of angels#the crow wicked prayer#the crow movie#the crow sequels#personal thoughts#posting for fun#ranking movies#ramblings#love the soundtracks of the first three movies#don’t mind me#don’t take this too seriously#please#movie spoilers
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Cillian Murphy Film Tier Ranking
what do you think? I know it's heavy on the ones I haven't seen yet, but most of those are the less important ones anyway.
#to review later on#cillian murphy#teir list#tier list#film#fandom#reaction#cillian murphy tier list ranking#ranking movies#actor
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100th Episode Extravaganza!
Have you ever wondered how Barbie compares to Bionicle? How about Christopher Nolan and High School Musical?
In celebration of our 100th episode*, we are ranking every movie we have covered on the podcast!
#Yes I know this isn't technically our 100th episode#But if you take out the bonus episodes the math works out#barbie#2000s nostalgia#bionicle#barbie movies#high school musical#christopher nolan#ranking movies#barbie rankings#movie podcast
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2023 - Week 4 Rankings
Kuroneko
Hidden
Prey
The Final Girls
Men
The Lighthouse
Annabelle
A fun week with a wide variety of films many of which were very visually stunning. Also, Annabelle.
Comparisons to Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB, as well as the month so far after the cut…
Rotten Tomatoes Ratings:
Kuroneko (96%)
Prey (94%) [+1]
The Lighthouse (90%) [+3]
Hidden (80%) [-1]
The Final Girls (74%) [-1]
Men (69%) [-1]
Annabelle (28%)
IMDB Ratings:
Kuroneko (7.7)
The Lighthouse (7.4) [+4]
Prey (7.1)
The Final Girls (6.5)
Hidden (6.4) [-3]
Men (6.1) [-1]
Annabelle (5.4)
October 2023 (so far):
Talk to Me
Invasion of the Body Snatchers
Kuroneko
The Birds
Hidden
Prey
No One Will Save You
From Dusk Till Dawn
Hell House LLC
Black Box
Totally Killer
The Final Girls
The People Under the Stairs
Juan of the Dead
My Best Friend’s Exorcism
Pet Sematary Bloodlines
Paranormal Activity Next of Kin
Men
There’s Something Wrong with the Children
The Watcher in the Woods
Night of the Comet
The Lighthouse
Jigsaw
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark
Annabelle
Pod
#31 days of horror#31daysofhorror#horror films#31 days of halloween#horror movies#scary movies#ranking movies#october vibes#spooky season
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To anyone who was genuinely excited/optimistic for this movie until now
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#personally I’d rank them: Redstone; voyage; island in terms of enjoyment#but Voyage could’ve made an incredible minecraft movie#books#minecraft#minecraft movie
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No thoughts just sojoplittle challengers dynamic
#I just think they’re neat#listen if you delulu hard enough anything is possible#is their dynamic anything like this? fuck no#do I like the thought of two dogs fighting for the same little guy (who’s rank is well below theirs)? hell yeah#but instead of destroying their friendship like in the movie they go damn bro my bad we can share#and then they form a happy polycule#expect more of this btw#that scene of art looking up at tashi is MADE for a nedward insert#btw I think something clicked for me with rendering in procreate this piece came so easy to me#the terror#the terror amc#edward little#ned little#solomon tozer#thomas jopson#sojoplittle#froggerart
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He absolutely sold me the best reason why I should watch Carry-On
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Standartenführers and their captured allied lieutenants (who kicked their ass in the end scene)
#inglourious basterds#hans landa#aldo raine#landaraine#t 34 movie#klaus jäger#klaus x nikolay#klaus x nikolai#nikolai ivushkin#nikolay ivushkin#i find it funny how similar their ranks are…although aldo is a 1st lieutenant and nikolai is a junior lieutenant
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One of the best things about Disco Elysium by far is that it does not fear ugly women. The world is full of ugly men, but ugly women are so hard to come by.
#I'm not calling the characters ugly btw#i don't believe any one can be ugly#i do not care for beauty standards and thus i don't rank people based on how “ugly” or “pretty” they are#but the characters in DE do not meet the conventional beauty standards and look like actual people with unique faces#and thus would be considered “ugly”#and that is so important to me. i go feral whenever media represents how people look like in real life and not how they look like in the#fictional parallel universe where everyone is a model and where a majority of the movies take place#because irl you don't have to be a model to be desirable#the most attractive man in any video game I've ever played has a receding hairline and a big nose and thick glasses and a small chin#and not only is representing realistic people. just good. in general. but it makes the character of Dolores Dei stand out so much more which#works for the game so well. she's barely human. she's a deity- a myth- a legend. the only version that exists of her now is the one with#glowing lungs. she's perfectly beautiful because she's inhuman. the fact that everybody else looks so human only highlights how inhuman she#has become yk?#if everyone was as conventionally attractive as her then she wouldn't stand out. we wouldn't get why she's so special.#disco elysium#disco elysium analysis#media analysis#beauty standards#this is only one aspect of how this game portrays real people btw. as someone interested in character design this just immediately stood out#to me#the first time i noticed it was when i first met garte and the second time was when i met ruby because neither are conventionally desirable#oh my fucking god the nerds who complain about a woman with a model face having body hair in a video game would perish if they played this#mainstream game/movie studios catering to western masses could never
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hey i had a wild and crazy idea, just bear with me here bro, but maybe if you're beetlebabes dni you should try not going in the tags constantly to announce that to everyone who is the exact thing you're trying not to interact with. idk just a thought! like consider that we all know you exist, no one who has shipped beetlebabes for any amount of time is unaware that there are people who find the pairing and the people who ship it disgusting. i know that this new film must have all of yall huffing massive amounts of copium to deal with it all, but you could also just, yknow, not interact with it at all. not talk about it. stay in the lane of things you actually like instead of treading on other people's fun bc your disgust with it makes you feel entitled to try to shut it down. just put it in your bio if you feel that strongly about it and move on with your life maybe? choose happiness instead of bitterness? focus on improving yourself and your life instead of trying to play fandom cop every day? just thoughts, do with them what you will!
#beetlebabes#beetlejuice x lydia#once again antis go wandering into the exact places they claim to hate#yelling at everyone to 'dni' despite literally being in the middle of the function#like what do yall think is going to happen??#if you don't like it go away???#im just so tired of these people lmao it's been like 10 years of this now#every day im blocking some new anti that's made their way into the tags yelling DNI DNI#this new movie has them FUCKEd up but that's not OUR problem ok lmao#tbh tho ive always found it kind of hilarious that people are that opiniated about it in the first place#it doesn't even really rank up there with the most problematic ships
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that one youtube comment that said smthg like they saw more chemistry in these 3 seconds than in 2 hours of Call Me By Your Name and I just can't
#finkeldorf#this canon ship we are at war babe prepare the pink triangles#sweethearts#captain k leaning in almost got caught#sam rockwell#alfie allen#jojo rabbit#freddy finkel#captain k#movie#cjr gop#captain klenzendorf#Perfect husbands#Blonde-brunette and significant age gap and boss-sub ranks dynamic just TICKING ALL THE BOXES JFC#happy pride 🌈
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#i for one am more than happy to welcome optimus prime into the ranks of the great animated revolutionaries of our time#a bug’s life#a bugs life#chicken run#robots#robots blue sky#blue sky robots#robots 2005#robots (2005)#robots movie#transformers one#pixar#dreamworks#aardman#aardman studios#tf one#tf1#orion pax#transformers#animation#animated movies#poll time#tumblr polls#tumblr poll#random polls#flick#ginger#rodney copperbottom#optimus prime#the four great cartoon revolutionaries of our time
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Who's the better villain?
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#poll#polls#tumblr polls#disney#disney polls#disney villains#disney movies#the princess and the frog#princess and the frog#dr facilier#dr. facilier#the emperors new groove#emperors new groove#emperor's new groove#yzma#whos the better villain#whos the better disney villain#ranking disney villains
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What was your favorite Saw Movie? Like rate them from highest to lowest (I love your art btw ^_^)
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I would like to apologize in advance AKSHSKDKD this is… my personal favorite according to my taste… everybody’s likings are each to their own… LMAOO
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#if any of your fave movie is in the lower ranks i truly apologize… not a big fan of it personally KANDDKFKFKFK#again… everybody’s taste varies 🧎♀️🧎♀️ don’t throw tomatoes at me LMAO#asks#also THANK YOU!!! im glad you like my art 😭❤️
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what's your opinion on whether or not canon zutara could have made sense to happen by the finale?? i can't decide if i would have preferred them getting together or just hints at it and then it's revealed in tlok that they got married (and ig the comics would include the story of them getting together then)
my stance has always been that the show should have ended with no canonical romantic relationships, or a hint of future zutara at best. we didn't need anything more than a quick, intimate scene where zuko and katara discuss their futures and promise to keep in touch, with maybe a lingering glance or two to foreshadow romantic feelings. no kiss or grand declarations necessary.
that being said, if a romantic relationship had to happen, zutara was both built up more and made more sense narratively than kat.aang and mai.ko. i wouldn't have liked a zutara kiss in the finale for many of the same reasons i didn't like the kat.aang one, but it would've at least been thematically fitting and consistent with the characterizations of everyone involved - unlike zuko ending up with someone who never underwent any of the growth he did, and katara entering a lifelong romantic relationship without even so much as a word to give us insight into her sudden change of heart.
the only way to really do justice to zutara would've been with book 4, allowing plenty of time for a proper slowburn friends-to-lovers arc, but the reason so many people ship them today is because their relationship at the end of the show is the perfect jumping-off point for a romance. canon didn't actually have to give us anything more - the seeds were all planted already, and the imagination of the fandom would've done the rest.
#zutara#anti kataang#anti maiko#they should've taken a leaf out of carmen sandiego's book#and left it up to the fans to decide what came next#every day i remember that atla chose to resolve the babysitter crush storyline instead of literally anything else in aang's arc#that ranks at no. 2 on worst decisions of all time surpassed only by bryke going for the m. night movie instead of book 4
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