#ranger exhaust

[devikaglobosoft]

[shy-nightmare]

YAAAAYYY!!! I'm on break!!! 🥳🥳🥳 Also, are they serious right now? 😑

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! I MISS YOU GUYS!!!! 😭😭😭

I know it’s been almost 2 weeks since I posted, but AUGH these last 2 weeks have been driving me up the damn wall 😩 But now that my break has finally begun, I can return to my daily schedule 😁! There’s so many things I wanna do on my break, but first let me make it up to you all with another of my hilarious, crazy-ass dreams 🤣

@weaselnerd, @lastofautumn, @spookiifi, @heartsissopure, @los-angeles-toon-patrol, @amberfox232, I hope you guys find this one hilarious (as per usual 😆). @marinerainbow, @trashogram A.K.A. @mantisandthemoondragon, @imaginarytoon1 @basiabd and @slashingdisneypasta A.K.A. @wicked1will0sparkles, I fully intend on making you laugh to death. Again 😂

So…guess who paid me a visit for the FOURTH night in a row? Not third, FOURTH

I’ll give you a hint. It’s Cagney and Casanova XD

Anyway, I’m in a deep slumber, right? It’s been another stressful month for me and all I want is a good night’s sleep. Wellllll……….that didn’t happen 😬.

One moment I’m snoozing, next thing I know, I’m falling down through a whirlwind of a rabbit hole and I faceplant on the ground like a human-sized pancake 🥞. Ow 🤕

I get up, and I find myself in a large building stacked with clothed tables decorated with WFRR merchandise. And the thing is, they were all separate and reserved for each of the characters. I was all alone until I heard the impending thunder of footsteps.

And then I realized. Oh my God, I’m in a fan convention center 😱 Like the Chip ‘n Dale movie.

Before I knew it, the doors swing open and a humongous crowd of people rush past me, all of them holding autographs and wearing costumes.

Every single person. Dressed up. Like the characters. And that can only mean one thing.

I turn around to see them surrounding a table, and guess who I find sitting and signing autographs?

Yes. Sergeant Smartass and Greasy Fucking Weasel, having a great time while I’m in desperate need of medical attention. The nerve 🙄

Since they were so busy, I thought I’d take this as an opportunity to slip away and go back to sleep. I take the first step…

…and I hear him laughing.

“Well, well, well. Look who took her sweet time ‘ta come and visit us, Greasy." Smartass snickers, greeting me with that shit-eating grin on his face.

“How kind of you to join us. Still feeling dizzy from that spin on the way, Chiquita?” Greasy chuckles, clearly amused at my current state.

“You guys are heathens, do you know what?” I grumble, rubbing my head as I stand up. “Listen, I got shit to do, so I’mma just head out—”

“You’re staying here.” Smartass interjected, dropping his snicker for a piercing glare.

Well, fuck. I tried XD.

“You know why we ‘shaman-ed’ ya here, so get your sneaky little ass over here and explain yourself,” the pink bastard beckoned me over, like I was a naughty dog that got caught stealing a freshly grilled barbeque sandwich.

Baby Jesus, give me strength 🙏

“Guys,” I tried to reason as I walk over, holding my hands up nonchalantly. “I get it, OK. I’m way behind schedule and I’m sorry. Things have been so busy, I can’t just multitask things.”

“Well, you ain’t multi-taskin’ if you’s on break, right?” Smartass raises a brow at me accusingly.

I return his glance and sassily stick my hip out while crossing my arms. “If you haven’t noticed, Cagney, I haven’t had the time to ‘take a break’.” I flex my fingers for emphasis. “There was so much to do in such little time, I can’t stop until it’s practically past the afternoon. You know this.”

“Sí, sí,” Greasy hummed, nodding. “But now that you’re on break, you can finally sit back,” he leaned back in his chair, taking an exaggerated deep breath. “Relax…”

“AND GET BACK TO WOIRK!!!” Smartass hopped up on the table and screamed right at my face, violently pointing at me.

Next thing I know, it’s the brink of dawn and I’m back in my bedroom. I’ve been dismissed so far, but can you guys believe this shit? 🤦‍♀️

Last dream I’ve been told I gotta “pay my rent”, and now I’m being treated like an overworked employee. Thanks for the love and support, Smartass ¬_¬

It’s been a while since the weasels “visited” me, so I guess I gotta owe what’s due 🤷‍♀️

I feel so bad I’ve kept you guys waiting because I’ve been running around like a crazy headless chicken trying to get stuff done 😔, so here’s what I’m gonna do. Over break, I’m gonna post three chapters for you guys. Not one, not two. Three 3️⃣! I know you guys love my story no matter what, but I feel like I’ve been neglecting you and there are so many things I wanna share with you all since you love my content so much. Plus, I wanna spoil you all with more weasel content of my own, something I’ve been cooking up for a long, long time 😈

So in other words, Chapter 14 will be posted on Saturday March 29th at 3:00 P.M., Chapter 15 on Wednesday April 2nd at 11:45 A.M., and Chapter 16 on Sunday April 6th on 12:00 P.M. I am that dedicated to making up for lost time 🙇‍♀️

[fruit-salad-ship]

@abifanboy thank you for the work! was a nice break for sure.

Grey straight up househusband material while those girls make buck and work like little power houses.

[mostlywhump]

I’m rereading the Rangers apprentice series and you’re telling me that I forgot the Burning Bridge has a WHOLE CHAPTER of Gilan exhaustion whump?? Where he’s got to deliver a message and Halt has to basically carry him to the king??? I’m losing my mind

[isaacrowland]

The exhaust system 💨 consists of a collection of pipes, and when these are large enough, aftermarket exhausts for Ford Rangers 🚙 can improve airflow, which in turn enhances performance.

[yesistolethisurl]

somehow i've never shared pics of what kires and moira on here?? let's fix that:

siblings! :D

[easypeasylindyvesey]

JAMES MICHAEL VESEY IS ON MY SCREEN PT 2!!!

and y’all-

i’m actually sweating

[regaliasonata]

Power Rangers doesn't need to move away from being targeted towards a younger audience but instead needs to embrace the themes of their seasons more and actually have better development when it comes to the show overall.

It can be for all audiences but again the main thing depends on how you make the season, look at shows like Owl House and Gravity Falls for example.

Hope Hasbro can understand this, not everything needs to be crazy serious but just have something that can draw your viewers in(and a good storyline, like I'm all for experimenting with some dark elements cause PR has done that before and made it work but istg if the show becomes something like a CW project...)

[a-queer-rail-fan]

31 stations in one day is my new record!

[authenticcadence18]

I wonder how much money Toy Story 5 will make

[rangertessadarling]

Alyss: ya know Horace gives Cassandra flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too Will: okay *the next day* Will, handing Cassandra flowers: Cassandra: ?? Will: Idk I'm confused too

[lickmylundqvist]

Have these teams never heard of a bedtime??

[setaflow]

Missed the game yesterday due to my weekly DND session but good gritty win overall for the boys.

However, I cannot stress enough how important it will be for this team to get out of the next 2 DC games with a split at MINIMUM.

[ace-malarky]

No thoughts just Kaua and Llinos having italicised 'oh' moments over each other

~

It happens like this; there is a fight. Kaua jumps into the fray, sword in both hands as she stamps down the fear (it was an ambush but it was their ambush, their plan, this was what they wanted) and lets curses fly from her beak that do just as much damage as her sword. She is alone along the side of the path with a handful of bandits spilling from the trees, faltering when she charges to meet them. An arrow thwips towards her; she hears it as an afterthought, in the same instance as wood breaks and a breeze whistles by her in the wake of something. Kaua chances a glance to the side as she shoulders one man back, giving herself breathing room. There's the arrow, black wood and goode-grey feathers, but partway through the shaft is a red shafted arrow driven through it like a nail, fletched with raven-black feathers. It's stabbed into the ground, and the black arrow's shaft breaks around it and falls into the dirt. One of her opponents falls with a cry, an arrow sprouting from his leg. Kaua snaps her gaze up as she hears Rhydderch scream of a bark, spots the red fox unerringly as he streaks out of the trees. She should focus, she's lost seconds, she's still in a fight but oh There's Llinos, hooked onto a tree and out of range, bow in hand, eyes on the bandits. The clash of metal is a discordant shriek that should yank Kaua's attention back and it does but she's relying on muscle memory, unable (unwilling) to look away from Llinos in the trees as she fires again and again, each arrow hitting its target. And Kaua's heart sings. * It happens like this; Llinos spins to a halt on the outskirts of the dance and looks up towards the stage, breathing, and there Kaua is; just off centre, on the edges of the circle of light that illuminates the band leader. She's bent over her ukulele, attention on nothing else - her eyes might be closed, actually - and head tilted, bobbing slightly, fingers flicking over the strings and Llinos Everything fades and Llinos holds in the moment, on her toes, ready to spin back in, and she thinks oh and the light is soft against the iridescence of Kaua's feathers and Llinos is Oh, she's gone, arrow to the heart and all. She stumbles as Jasper catches up her hand, brings her back into the dance, and she can't see Kaua any longer but she wants to believe she can hear that ukulele above everything, even Jasper's unanswered question and huffed laughter at the dazed expression she must be wearing.

[morninkim]

Rise of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - Dr. Finster & Lord Zedd (Incomplete)

When the Rangers freed Tommy from Rita's control, the shadow desperately seized the body of Dr. Finster, whose biology knowledge she'd been using to create monsters since manipulating him into releasing her.

With him, she casts a ritual to restore her master, Lord Zedd, from the remaining seventh shard of the original Zeo Crystal the Power Coins were forged from.

She is able to restore him, but at the cost of herself, as the incomplete Dark Specter forcefully absorbs her back into himself directly from Dr. Finster's body. Leaving the man exhausted, weakened.

Incomplete as he may be, Zedd's cunning and tactical mind from the war 10,000 years ago remains intact, and he enlists Dr. Finster to fetch him Goldar and his followers. They have work to be done.

[uncle-dusknoir]

it's 11:30 at night. I am lying in bed. I heard some kid shout from the woods that something bit them.

Why the fuck did you go in the Pokerus forest then.