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Yuu: You're just saying that to make me feel better.
Vil: Aww, Yuu, when have I ever said anything just to make someone feel better?
#aries incorrect#source: monster high#random thing but I love this quote#i think it ultimately sums up Cleo's character very well#vil schoenheit#vil schoenheit x reader#vil x reader#twst x reader#twst incorrect quotes#twisted wonderland x reader#disney twst x reader#disney twisted wonerland x reader#disney twst#disney twisted wonderland
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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: How petty can you get?
Idia: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: I FUCKING KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT
Idia: And the things, you'll never know which arguments you would've won
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: DAMNIT! ARE YOU SERIOUS IDIA?!
Idia, very smug and grinning: HEHEHEHE, yes, very much so
Dividers from @/cafekitsune
#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twst memes#random-twst-things-incorrect-quotes#twst game#twisted wonderland x reader#🌺. random twst things#twst mc#twst idia shroud#twst idia#twisted wonderland idia#idia x reader#idia shroud x reader#idia shroud#twst x reader#reader is gender neutral#x reader#I love idia sm yall#i really gotta start writing more of him 😭#tw cursing#dividers from: @cafekitsune
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The Human Bit the Werewolf?
Chapter 1: The Bite of 2013
Masterlist | AO3 | Chapter 2
Stiles chews on things almost compulsively, always has.
He has a binky as a toddler that had to be ripped away crying and screaming even though he'd chew through them. He chewed the lid to every sippy cup he had and the straw to every cup after.
It was funny at first, they'd call him a little chipmunk or a bunny. When it inevitably got annoying, people made thinnly veiled insults about being like a poorly trained doy or a goat.
As a kid, he chewed on the loose-hanging bit of his backpack straps. He was once gifted a cross necklace and he'd always put it in his mouth to fidget with until his dad took it away during church. He chewed on his erasers. When they were taken away, he'd chew on the metal bit of his pencils, and then he'd start chewing on the pencil itself when they took that. If they ever took his pencils, he'd start chewing on his nails or his shirt.
He still chews on his pencils. In fact, he tends to rip the clip off the mechanical ones to chew on them. He’d stick the jeep key in his mouth and rub it between his teeth. At least now, teachers don't freak out if he has gum.
It'd always been like that. Stiles didn’t really know why or what drove it, probably his ADHD since he's never had an original experience in his life(barring the supernatural). That was only half of it, though.
Then there was the biting. And, if Stiles had been a werewolf, things would have gone awry much sooner.
He often got the urge to bite things or people he cared for– after many hors of stressed googling, he figured out it was probably just a form of cuteness aggression his brain didn't properly filter. That said, he used to regularly bite his parents and Scott when he was little, before he was taught not to.
Then he started dating Malia and it got worse. He stuffed the urge down for a while, chewing his pen or nails instead.
The first time he did bite her– it was more of a nip really– it was done playfully when they were talking and joking after having sex. He really thought he’d fucked up when she pinned him against the bed on reflex. Then she told him to do it again.
She'd tell him to bite her while they had sex so he, of course, thought it was a kink thing. When Malia would catch him staring at her and chewing on his pens, she'd glare at him. Apparently, she got annoyed with him and, in a very Malia way of dealing with things, pinned him down against his bed and interrogated him about it.
"Why do you only bite me when we have sex?"
"Wha—"
"I know you want to do it more often, so why don't you," she asked, glaring down at Stiles.
"You want me to bite you more," Stiles asked, shear confusion in his voice.
"Obviously, dumbass," Malia scoffed.
Stiles might he an idiot at times, but he's not too stupid to do what he's told, especially when it benefits him too. And, sure, it was weird the first few times he did it, but it also didn't at all. He’d occasionally just take Malia's hand in his and bring it to his mouth and nip at her fingers.
It was weirdly normal, an easy habit to fall into. The only thing that made it weird was when people stared at them for it, and Malia was quick to remedy that.
When they broke up, Stiles found himself back at square one, chewing his pencils and trying to ignore his brain. It mostly resulted in a lot of teeth grinding.
Stiles started to notice the need to chewnon something got worse around the pack. He tried to chalk it up to his subconscious reacting to Malia, which he knew was bull shit. He knew what it was, who it was.
When Derek would cross his arms and flex just perfect to frame the muscles in his arms and chest or when he'd use the hem of his shirt to wipe sweat off his face, showing off his ab-muscles, or when he'd wipe blood off his face with the back of his hand, or raise his eyebrows at Stiles in annoyance, or– honestly– just exist in the mear vicinity of Stiles, it was like he teeth itched to bite him. Just a little nip, as a treat, ya know? Sometimes the irony of it would hit him, Stiles wanting to bite the werewolf when it should be the other way around. Then again, Stiles had rather regularly bitten Malia, the were-coyote while they dated.
Stiles had problems. Psychological problems.
One late night of blurry-eyed research, Derek snuck in through Stiles's open window and found him asleep at his desk with about a million b's typed into the search bar. He sighed to himself and tried to wake Stiles up. He at least wanted to get the idiot to sleep in bed rather than hunched over the desk.
"Stiles, wake up," Derek whispered, not wanted to alert sheriff of his presence.
Stiles hummed and looked at Derek tiredly.
"Come on, let's get you to bed,"Derek grumbled, lifting Stiles out of the chair so he was standing up even though Derek was supporting most of his weight.
"Thankks Der," Stiles mumbled, letting himself be guided to bed. "Ya know, you’re cute when your nice," he hummed, not fully grasping how much he'd regret it later.
Derek didn't say anything more, rather he tried to ignore the sleepy mumblings.
"So cute I could just..." Stiles clicked his teeth together in a mock bite.
In his tired state, he fully missed how Derek’s face turned red. He tossed the blankets aside and plopped Stiles down on the bed. He didn't stick around much longer, deciding he'd get the info he came for second-hand from Scott.
Stiles noticed how Derek was pointedly absent absent in the next few days. If he wanted information from Stiles, he'd ask Scott or one of the betas to ask. Stiles could text Derek about something and would be lucky to receive a one word text back.
He remembered Derek swinging by and talking some but not about what. He was sure his big mouth was ruining things again, just not how bad.
Slowly, very slowly, Derek started being willing– and able– to be around again. Still, the others ketp giving him weird looks. He also noticed that Derek would look away everytime Stiles looked at his, as if he’d been caught staring.
Of course, things couldn't possibly be normal for more than five minutes in Beacon Hills and especially not with their little group. Inevitable, things went to Hell.
Stiles couldn’t have even told you what it was they'd been fighting– some goat or bull creature with horns. He remembered the horns because he'd gotten the business end of them and a matching concussion. Really, all he remembered was sitting on the cold bathroom floor, watching Derek’s muscle move under his skin as he patched up Isaac or Scott, maybe Jackson.
That bitting itch– pun intended– grew in his head and Stiles just... leaned forward and bit Derek’s arm. His skin was salty with sweat and he could feel the hair against his skin.
He didn’t realize how quiet or still it had gotten when he leaned back. He didn't realize for a while.
"Stiles, did you just bite me," Derek asked as if he couldn't believe what had just happened. He was caught between concern and confusion and arousal but was really trying to stick with concern.
"I did," Stiles asked back, surprised he'd acted on the thought. "Shit, sorry dude. I tend to— I don't know why... Fuck, my head hurts," he sighed, trying to form a coherent explanation.
Before Stiles could figure out how to put things into words, Scott was driving him to the hospital.
And, once again, Derek was avoiding him, only worse! Stiles couldn’t get an answer through text. Derek was never there whe the pack met up. When Stiles tried to stop by the loft to talk, Derek was never there. On top of which, Stiles swore he'd see Derek out of the corner of his eye but there was nobody there when he looked. He was genuinely starting to feel crazy.
He was sure he'd fucked up really bad when goddamn Peter showed up at the school to talk to him.
"Stiles, let's go for a walk," Peter said in his fake nice, higher than thou, tone.
"I’m not supposed to talk to creepy mass murders," Stiles said back, walking towards the jeep instead.
"Now, don't you want to know why my dear nephew has been avoiding you," Peter goaded and Stiles begrudgingly stopped walking. "I must say, you are a rather forward one. I didn’t expect it, though it seems quite obvious in hindsight," he mused.
Stiles shook his head. "What are you talking about?"
"From what I understand, you bit my dear nephew without forewarning and in front of everyone. Might as well have stuck your hand in his pocket and kissed him as well," Peter teased.
"Whoa, whoa whoa, what the Hell are you talking about," Stiles asked, starting to get a little freaked out.
"What, do you not do that anymore," Peter asked rhetorically. "I always thought putting your hand in someone else's pocket was rather uncomfortable, but it was a blatant sign that you were together."
"God, I know what the pocket thing means," Stiles said, squeezing the bridge of his nose. "But why are you bringing it up?"
"I know you're not a complete idiot. That's why you're not dead... Yet," Peter added. "You dated Malia so I'm sure you understand why biting Derek was such an ordeal."
"Not, I actually don't. Explaining things isn't exactly Malia's strong suit," Stiles shot back, internally kicking himself seconds after remembering Peter was Malia's birth father. "That didn't sound right. I—"
"Stop digging the hole now," Peter told him, holding a hand up. "Malia didn't tell you, and it was never anything you came across in your research?"
"Obviously not."
"Oh, dear boy," Peter said with a slimey smirk, "biting for us is the equivalent of announcing someone is your partner. However, I'm even more curious why you did it now..."
Stiles decided quickly he was not elaborating on the why. "So, I basically told everyone - including him - that Derek and I are dating, and he immediately had me swept off the ER and is now avoiding me? Nope, still weird," he said and walked off.
Peter, having not expected this turn of events and having no more cards to play, let him walk away. "Well, this will be interesting..."
#stiles chews on things as an adhd stim#this also happens to come with the need to bite things and people#i also have the random urge to bite people#it's a love bite#adhd love language if you will#stiles stilinski#derek hale#sterek#teen wolf#scott mcall#malia tate#peter hale#incorrect teen wolf quotes#teen wolf fanfiction#sterek fanfiction#derek and stiles
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Harry: I hate you.
Snape: Be more original Potter. I hate me too.
Harry: …
Harry: oh that's not-
#incorrect quotes#harry potter#severus snape#random shenanigans#professor snape#snape fandom#idk what im doing#ha ha funny#hilarious#so silly#just a silly thought#this happened#deleted scene#live laugh love#things that actually happened#dumb shit#shitpost#i should sleep
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Oh I love them so dearly I wish them all happiness I want to see them struck by lightning
#steven universe#steven universe future#steven quartz cutiepie demayo diamond universe#suf#memes#my art#steven universe future art#steven x connie#steven universe fanart#my crappy art#kay draws#I like to think that the older Steven gets the more likely he is to change his ringtones to drastically different things#whether it’s actual like phone chimes#songs he likes#random quotes from tv shows#or his own voice in varying pitches and senses of urgency#i also wonder what his voicemail would be as he left beach city#perhaps a crips PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE#or maybe a HEHEHE CAN’T TALK RN I LOVE YOU TEXT ME#idk
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“If I’m permitted to see a silver lining in any of this end of the world doom and gloom, then it would be the rekindling of some old flames that frankly never should’ve been snuffed out.” -Robin Buckley (4x06)
#i love rewatching the show and finding random quotes that can apply to byler#bc why not#stranger things#robin buckley#byler#mike wheeler#will byers
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Is there a carbon monoxide leak in this house?
#God I love that quote#this is so random but I'm obsessed with AD. i watched the first 3 seasons and it's the funniest thing on the planet#had to get my head out of the bear#arrested development#george bluth#michael bluth#lucille bluth#buster bluth#also this edit is like... trying to make it look more serious. like if it were a suspense film or something. not sure i had to clarify that#but whatever#jeffrey tambor#jason bateman#jessica walter#tony hale#favourite edits#this one ... i really appreciate the reactions it got ❤
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*Miles discovered that hobie had cold hands*
Miles : *put hobie into a human sized microwave*
Hobie : don't you think I'm hot enough? You hurt my feelings luv.
#across the spiderverse#spiderman incorrect quotes#incorrect spiderverse#spiderman atsv#Pav and gwen just watching them do it was just like : boy why whe where friend with them ??#Ok so that was just some random quotes from the thing people say at my billet the other day#I found this really funny and I think that need to be à billet so here !#That canon because I say it#punkflower#atsv#miles morales#hobie brown#incorrect quotes#atsv incorrect quotes#gwen stacy atsv#pavitr atsv#Them was just so silly#I love them so much#Ok i think that was all I need to say#And maybe a little bit to much thing but ok#I hope your good !#And I hope you like it !#I'm so tired it's 1am where I live
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#byler#stranger things#i was all giggling when i saw the quote they chose#then i saw what song they put it with#whoever is in charge of WSQK twitter#jail#but also this quote is so chekov's gun#will literally see's himself as unloveable#you can't reinforce that!#and you can't string him along as being in love with mike for 4(5?) seasons and give him a random at the end?#we're 2 seasons too late for that atp#and the fact that his and mike's talk at the end of s3 happens in the exact same spot he said that to his mom#like it's a closed case we know this
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Remember when in like 2020-ish Metal Gear Rising was cool again and everyone was talking and memeing about it
And how sometimes popular media quotes just become part of regular vernacular?
It's an absolute SHAME we didn't make "The death of a few soldiers is tragic, but nothing to start a major war over" into a saying
"I might be a little paranoid but it's nothing to start a major war over."
"Sure I have some gray hairs but nothing to start a major war over."
"Yeah it was a bit salty but nothing to start a major war over."
#tumblr please#please make it a thing#please tell me it's not just me#y'all also got a quote you love to use even though nobody knows it?#i mean I've got a lot I constantly quote completely random stuff and nobody knows it's a quote#mgr#metal gear#metal gear rising#mgrr#mgr:r#metal gear rising: revengeance#Raiden#saying#quote#quotes#relatable#rel#funny#meme#memes#the memes#the internet#please guys#new ideas#suggestion#idk what else to tag
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desire - clementine von radics // intimacy - angelica alzona // bloodsport - yves olade // that unwanted animal - the amazing devil // the banquet - guillermo lorca garcia-huidobro // things have gotten worse since we last spoke - eric larocca // the body - stephen king // bones and all (2022) // dialogue between ghost and priest - sylvia plath // stem peels & pits collaboration with stephanie gonot - samantha margherita // give me a god i can relate to - blythe baird
#idk what the me of 2 months ago was going through when i started this but he was certainly going through something#just a random collection of things at this point#more of a catharsis post than anything else#posting now because everytime i went to save an updated draft it would delete pieces of it#as with most of my stuff this started out as something like minds related and slowly morphed into its own entity#quotes#art#dark academia#dark academia aesthetic#web weaving#compilation#poetry#literature#romanticism#cannibalism motif#cannibalism#love
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I think people with whom I've shared even a slightest bit of my life lore should die.
#i dont want anyone to know anything about me at all!!#i wish i could unsaid things#dark academia#mystery#frienship#love#lovers#friends#friendship#writers on tumblr#words#i write#quotes#conversation#talk#readerscommunity#random#comedy#funny#funny shit#funny memes#memes
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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Do you think I'm ugly, Jade?
Jade: it's not about looks, it's about what's on the inside
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: AWWW Jade-
Jade: For example, your heart
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: stop it, aww-
Jade: it can be purchased for more than $1M-
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Okay, seriously, stop it.
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#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twst memes#random-twst-things-incorrect-quotes#twst game#twisted wonderland x reader#🌺. random twst things#twst mc#twst jade#jade leech#twst jade leech#twisted wonderland jade#jade x mc#twst jade x reader#x reader#JADE OMG I LOVE HIM 😭
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a little nostelle something for @beeeinyourbonnet
also everyone go read her Covetous, it's amazing
#anyelle#nostelle#it's so bleak to show that life is tough x)🥲#(this quality annoys me really but not much could've been done🥲🥲)#love is sharing a shoulder lol x)#my things#my anyem/anyelle things#not only mice but also gifs#nosty x belle#nosty#inspired by a random quote i saw on pinterest#also apparently there is a song with this name but i haven't checked it
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#nitw#night in the woods#love the finji discord text bot generator thing#this is not a quote from the game#just a random phrase that i got attached to a long time ago#not sure why#anyway!!#original shit
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SCREAMIGN SCREAMING
AND THENM 3 HOURS LATER I
I WOKE UP TO THIS-
DNJSANDSD HAPY THANKSGIVING I LOVE MY FIRENDS
#mouthwashing#webfishing#syrips lore#random friend quotes#WHY IS THIS OS FUNNY#AJDSNJMD#happy stuff#TY INMPERLA OMG ASKNJDAJSZDXC#i love christmas#things i wanna tag imperial in
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