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diah-the-demon · 1 year ago

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yeah the vibe is different </3 it now feels less like a personal chat and more like a personal chat in a public space but what else can we do when tumblr keeps being homophobic TT-TT

yeah I hope so too!! I'll bring it up to her soon as we still have Sci-fi cons which we regularly attend bcs I think that'd be cool!

and aaaw that sounds adorable!! The Sci-Fi cons that I visit always have lots of kids that age running around with their plastik lightsabers and usually clone wars masks of Anakin and Obi Wan and it's the cutest thing to watch them run around and play out their ideas

yeah she probably won't ksjdlsk it's just that we're both so used of someone bitching at us for buying even the most necessary shit so we gotta get used to that no longer happening slkjdlsk I'll probably bring it up to her soon, maybe tomorrow after uni! Hell I can even pay for it myself, I still have a lot of unused money from the past few cons since I barely bought smth aside from postcards / small prints

ksjdslk you're going to have the sickest bookshelf if that works out! and I hope it does skdjsl But yeah that sounds like a solid idea as to where to put them!!

ooh I think with the shows coming out there should definitely be a spike on tutorials for them!! Though I highly doubt there weren't some to begin with with Star Wars being such a huge franchise!! (and yeah I think that could probably be a solid start!!)

Yeah that's also always what I have noticed (it's probably also one of the most comfortable options ngl skldjsk) I think attaching them is going to be the most tricky part but I bet there are tricks to do so very easily!

yeah it feels way more out in the open, like speaking into a microphone instead of like just a casual conversation sat at a table in the corner of the room.. we could switch to discord or insta dms if we want it less open but idk, feels weird when its not on tumblr

ooo that sounds like fun! i need to try going to a sci-fi con, i know they have some in edinburgh occasionally throughout the year so il see if i can maybe go there eventually

it was!! it was so fucking fun, i remember around that age me and my sister would have lightsaber duels occasionally, too bad the sabers were bad quality so i accidently broke mine when i hit it too hard </3 thankfully it was after halloween so i still had the saber for halloween, just imagine like an 8 or 9 year old with a darth vader mask and red lightsaber walking down a dimly lit street dsjdsslkdj

i remember when i went trick or treating later that day i used my vader helmet (well its more like a mask tbh, its only the front half of vaders helmet lol) as a bucket to keep my sweets and candy in dlskjdslkjds

thats fair i cant rlly blame you or her, it will probably take a long time to get over that (i know the feeling cause my mother is like that sometimes, its so fucking annoying. she does it less to me now cause i have my own money but still)

i hope it goes well when you talk to her about it!! i doubt she wont let you buy it but wishing it goes well anyways!! if you dont do it tomorrow tho do keep in mind the sale is i think only lasting 1 more week? (or until everything sells out) so dont leave it too long slksjdlskd

IK ITS GONNA BE SO COOL, id say my bookshelf is already pretty cool because ive got 2 shelfs of books (one is mostly manga and star wars books, other is recipe books and other misc books) i could put them in 1 shelf but ive done it that way so theres space on the shelf next to the books, so i can put the helmets next to the books!! thinking about it now i can prob get 2 on the bookshelf and then the other 2 could go ontop of it maybe, idk il figure that out when i get them dsjlkds

Edit: heres a pic of said book shelf, forgot to mention the (fake) plant that hangs infront of my manga!!! skdjd Ignore the basket on the second shelf of books btw thats just where i keep my socks rn lmao (and random clothes in the shelf below too sldjslskssjk, im working on it so ignore that)

Anyways i could totally fit a helmet or 2 in here, one where the origami book is and one where the basket is, then the rest can go ontop of the bookcase idk lol

oh yeah its def gonna be trending, i saw one for storm trooper armour a few months ago, not mandalorian but tbh they are close (i mean storm trooper armour was based on the clones armour which was based on mandalorian so it is connected lmao) even if there isnt im pretty sure i could probably figure it out on my own if i had to

i think the way il have to attach it is maybe velcro? cause pins could fall out and if i try to put it back on it will be in a slightly different area probably, so what im thinking is having small velcro patches put onto the body suit and some on the armour pieces!! probably wont work out how it is in my head when i finally do it but i can atleast have ideas until then lol

#lexy!

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knifenymph · 6 years ago

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today i rode the swings for twenty minutes with my mom out of nowhere in the sunshine. i live for those small pockets of joy

#op #chatter #save #we were pulling into our neighborhood and passed the park at the entry we always pass but then all of a sudden she turns on this #random street and im like ?? what are we doing lol and she's like 'I forgot something.' and i was like ?? what'd u forget #and she was just like 'I forgot something..' and then turned around and drove back tothat park and just... had us ride the swings for a #little bit!#the other day i mentioned that i hadn't been on the swings in years and years and i wanted to go on them again! and so she.. went out #of her way to do that for me..... wow!#and after about seven minutes of laughing and everything we got up and got back into the car and started driving away but then we saw #ANOTHER swing set that was in the sun and so we turned back around to ride those for a little while #and we laughed and played around for good bit of time and it was just... so easy andgood #we had just got back from the bookstore to grab a book i need for class and that wasmuch fun too bc we were just #joking around with each other and laughing and i complimented this girl on having these stunning eyes and she was like #'aw thank you - also you two are just. so adorable' bc my mom and i were like. actively bumping into each other and being silly!!!!#the most interesting thing about that hold section of today was that like. she came home and asked me if i wanted to go with her to the #store to get that book with her and i had just finished meditating + crying + reading tarot for myself #like i was in the middle of reading my spread #but i went out with her and we simply had such a good time doing honestly nothing #it was so great i really and truly do love my mom so much honestly

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aphrodite1288 · 3 years ago

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Do they know u boo?! Cause im sure as fuck them dont. Also, ks got caught by random exols that exposed him on twt. Are you all so crazy to think that some random exol wouldnt mention and take pinture of them and throw it all over Internet if they saw them in europe or usa. Cmon. Lol.

They do know me boo 😅 I met them years ago and I never shared anything I'm the biggest example to invalidate your argument you're using to prove me wrong 🤦🏻😂

I attended all their concerts and met them in Japan several times I even met them backstage, I don't like to brag but I'm a VIP I even met Twice and BTS, NCT, MonstaX, Fx, BOA, SNSD, Bigbang, Vixx, 17, IU, Sunmi, Manamoo in Backstage 😉. In Europe Kaisu weren't caught because honey when they want to hide they can as we said many times: idols are Ninjas! Have you ever heard of Chen with his gf dating?? Didn't you know it until she was 7 months pregnant??same with Bobby's wife! Why NO ONE TOOK PICS OF THEM? WHY THEY WERE NEVER CAUGHT?? While they were in korea all the time and Jongdae went with his wife few times to LA for 10 days and no one knew 😉 And many more celebrity couples. I saw Kaisu in Osaka and kyoto and I wasn't able to recognized them if they didn't talk. They don't go around in big famous and crowded streets with no masks or caps on?? Also Ksoo and Ji mostly go to country side and very private hotels and far away places 😉 also it's only you who didn't hear about them traveling. We all know, I understand you feel left out.

Most fans who saw them took down their posts because of S/M and expect us one day to disappear as well! When we're warned. I personally know the person who met Kadi at an extremely secluded hotel restaurant in Europe thanks to Admin fallone who lived there. Please don't come at me with your stupid basic non-logical arguments coz they're invalid and you came to the wrong person who has proof and Answers of all your questions. If only I could share what I have but I can't, also you don't deserve it.

Listen I know you're only saying this to come at us using the "ksoo is gay' card in order to attack us but I know you're the type of fan who reads "ksoo X your-name" typa fanfics 😂 I bet you dream of ksoo Oppa pinning you against the wall and fucking you hard. It's okay to say you're homophobic and that you can't accept he's gay when you promised to love him and support him no matter what with all his qualities and flaws, andI understand you're disappointed in him and in yourself that you couldn't keep your promise.

Sorry I won't pop your fanfic-ish bubble fantasy. It's okay to be "Oppa is mine" typa fan, no need to be ashamed and pretend to be into "ksoo is gay and I'm okay with it " typa fan just to seem cool and not come off as homophobic and get yourself attacked and your ass dragged down since it's 2022 and homophobia is no longer a thing and you can't fit in and you hate it. Stop fighting with yourself and say it: you're homophobic. I'm gay and I had many experiences with homophobic people who hide it like you. I can smell y'all 😅 I'm no longer responding to your asks. IF you don't like Kadi and you're homophobic you can go to zillions of accounts shipping ksoo with females go there and enjoy your fantasies with people who share your interest, why bothering us? Oh! Wait I forgot you also don't like that since you're an "Oppa is mine and he fucks me every night in my dreams" typa fan.

@Admin_Yoshida

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miyaniacs · 4 years ago

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Mafia AU - Bokuto x fem!reader

A/n: uhmmm sorry for not updating ... i haven’t been motivated to continue this and then i did and forgot that i had this update lol... so here you are. The beginning of the downfall is here. Sooo Tbh it will Kinda depend on your responds to this chapter if it will take months for me to continue it - or days 🙇🏼‍♀️

Chapter 12 - A decision is made

Index ; masterlist ; Chapter 11 - The encounter

Warnings: uhhh... violence? Mentions of guns

Bokutos POV

Monday 12 am

I want to punish him. I want to hurt him the way he hurt her, by messing up her life.

He looks at Ushijima with hate filled eyes, his whole aura shifts when he sees his arrogant smirk.

Why is he so sure of himself?

Does he really think that he, Bokuto, wouldn’t beat the shit out of him, right here in his office?

“Oh and Bokuto - hope you have fun with that hoe.” Ushijima smirks and now Bokuto fully breaks.

“Call her a hoe one more time.” Bokuto hisses. Furious wasn’t enough to describe what he was feeling right now. He was boiling with pure hate, his fist was ready to collide with this arrogant face of the male in front of him. He was ready to sent him straight into the hospital, hell he was even ready to kill him right here.

The one thing that was holding him back was the fact that such a quick death would be way too ‘nice’. He needs to suffer, he wants to break him, makes him feel all the pain in the world. Slowly peeling the skin off his body, until he begs him to finally kill him.

“And what are you doing then? Huh? I’m just telling the truth. She would have went to bed with you straight away the first time you saw her, just to get close to you and get informations.” Ushijimas face is now almost touching his, sparks flying, both ready to beat each other up. “That’s only because you’d force her to do so.”

He laughs again. What is so funny, was it all a joke to Ushijima? A joke that he ruined your life, forcing you to throw yourself at random man, just to get information out of them? And for what? A small amount of money, comparing to what Ushijima probably owns? Oh he has to deal with the consequences at some point, he has to ... feel the consequences.

He can already see him hanging on a wall, blood dripping off the several cuts on bis body, his arrogance long gone as he looks up at him with eyes, showing that Bokuto did it, that he broke him.

Suddenly he feels someone tugging on his arm and he spins around, taking a few seconds to understand that he is still im the office. The fire in his eyes burning up again as he sees the fearful look on your face. He wants to comfort you and ask what happened, but then the shook took over him. You’re afraid of him.

He takes a few steps back, giving you some room to breath.

He couldn’t talk to you, the knot in his throat hindering him from telling you how sorry he is. Bokuto is lost in his thoughts the whole way back to the car and during the drive.

He is filled with guilt.

He hates himself for showing you this side of him.

All he ever wanted was to be a save space for you, to make you feel home and at peace.

He never wanted you to feel fear when being with him.

He has to do something and he knows exactly what.

“Go inside, I have to discuss something with the boss.” He says without looking at you his eyes still fixed on the street.

“Kou… let me explain… please.”

His heart breaks, you really feel the need to explain? To apologize? When he is the one that hurt you?

“Later.” He says way to cold for his own liking, but he couldn’t start crying now, even though he feels like it. He swallows the emotions that start to well up inside of him “I promise we talk later.” Placing his hands on your face he softens. You’re so beautiful.

He frowns when he sees small tears rolling down your cheeks.

No, why are you crying? He slightly starts panicking inside but tries to not show it. “Don’t cry my love.”

“I’m sorry.” Here you go, apologizing for nothing, at last he doesn’t see a reason why your should apologize to him.

“No, don’t apologise. Non of this is your fault. I should have known better. You already told me how you’ve met Ushijima. It was my fault.”

Regret fills him up again.

Why was he so stupid?

He walked right into Ushijimas trap.

And now you were afraid of him.

He wasn’t good for you.

He wasn’t the right one for you.

The life he lives wasn’t one for you.

He had to get you out of this whole mess, you deserve so much better than this.

Even if that means, for him to leave your life completely.

He leans in for one last kiss.

“No. Don’t say anything. I promise you, you will never see me like this again. I can’t bear knowing that you’re afraid of me, even if it’s only a tiny little bit of you fearing me.” He mumbles before kissing you again. “Now please, get inside. And I hope to find you in one of my sweatshirts when I get back home.”

He hated lying to you.

But he had to.

“Okay, I can’t promise not to take your Vetements one tough.” You laugh and he smiles.

“Whatever I own is yours.”

My heart, my home, my car, my everything, he’ll make sure that you are save when he wasn’t with you anymore.

His cheerful smile dropped the second you were out of sight, he speeds through the city, not caring about the red lights or the other cars.

Monday 3 pm

“Sorry the Boss isn’t here right now.” One for the guards says.

Bokuto rolls his eyes and walks around in the empty office.

“What are you-“ the guard begins, “ I write him a note.” Bokuto huffs and scribbles something on a piece of paper.

“Make sure to keep Y/n save.”

He storms out of the building.

The Adlers really think they could simply tick him and the others? By putting Y/n in his life to spy on them? Are they really that desperate to involve such an innocent and pure soul as you into all of this?

The hate he felt for them just increased the more time he got to spent with you. Your pure soul lightens up his day, he smiles whenever he looks at you, his heart warms whenever he sees your smile, when he hears your laugh it’s the sweetest sound he has ever heard. All those days he got to spent with you for now, have been the best days of his life.

And how can such a beautiful person like you, work in such a dark world.

This isn’t a world that’s meant for you.

Sure he knows that you’re strong... but he isn’t stupid.

He can see that all of this is just a mask, you got used to this life, but it is not the life you wanted to be involved in. All your sarcasm, the cold look in your eyes, the raised eyebrow with that light smirk playing on you lips, whenever someone is saying something that could definitely get them into jail.

It is all an act.

And he knows that you know that he can see right through it.

Those nights he spent awake next to you, making sure to reassuring you that everything is alright and that he is right next to you, trying to keep all those nightmares away from you. He sees how you turn in your sleep, how your face frowns, he hears all those small no’s. And it breaks his heart whenever he feels your hands grabbing his shirt, clinging on him, burring your face in his chest while you whimper something only you can understand, your whole body shaking out of fear of whatever hunts you in your dreams.

Sure, you play tough, but he knows that deep inside your heart you want to leave all of this behind.

Enough was enough and he certainly had enough.

He takes his phone and type three small words before getting out of his car.

Opening up the trunk he pulled off the flooring revealing countless of guns and knifes.

It was a true old fashioned kamikaze mission, but he didn’t care.

Putting two of the small guns in the back of his pants, he grabs the loaded submachine gun in one hand, takes a deep breath and opens the door.

I’ll get you out of all of this, you’ll be able to live a normal life again, with or without me.

And he pulls the trigger, shooting the first guard.

Your POV

You stand in front of the big window, looking down at the passing people and cars, always looking out for one specific black one, but you couldn’t spot it. The longer you wait, the more restless you get, Bokuto was away for way too long now, he would have told you if it would take longer right?

So why haven’t he come back home now.

Your phone vibrates, before you could check it, you hear the door burst open.

“BOKUTO?!” You can hear Atsumu call out.

“Atsumu?” You walk over to him.

“Where is he?” The person next to him, Sakura asks.

“I was about to ask you the same thing, he dropped me off and told me he has something to do... but that was hours ago...” you mumble the next part, “ You... you don’t know where he is?”

“Does it look like we do?! The Boss is sending all of us out to find him!” Atsumu growls.

“Tell us everything that happened today.” Sakusa demands and you begin talking, describing the whole situation that happened with Ushijima and how Bokuto behaved slightly strange the way back to his.

The three of you stare at each other after you’ve finished and your attentions shifts to the TV.

“BREAKING NEWS - Countless of shots have been heard from the Casino, related to the infamous Adlers, we’re live - Cassie, what do you know?

‘ We all know nothing, civilians could all leave, all of them are talking about only one men, entering the building. The police is still clueless, but a few minutes ago, the shooting stopped and -“

“FUCK!” Atsumu screams and he and Sakusa run out of the door, “YOU STAY HERE!” He shouts before pulling out his phone already calling someone.

No. No. No no no. This can’t be real.

Your mind is racing while you collect your things and rush out of the apartment.

If there is one small chance that Bokuto is still alive, you have to take it, you had to save him at all costs. Even if it means breaking his heart and revealing everything... you just have to everything you can.

Looking down at your phone, you remember the message you got.

From: Bokuto

Please remember that I will always love you.

@tendouthighs , @lilacshouko@softhourswithseb @theperksofcoffee @cuddlesslut @shhhlikeme, @kynyta @yammmers @asahi-is-jesus-periodt @hxnni-bxnni @theduvetpirate @chromaticstudio@gywjd0131 @haikyuusimp91 @kara-grayson04 @saucysamu @brokeyiam

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu oneshot #bokuto x yn #bokuto x reader #bokuto headcanons #haikyuu hc

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sugapop-rp · 5 years ago

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⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ hi, hi! tis bunny anna here and i thought i would decide to make a little wishlist for my muses! i figured this might be handy for in the future because who knows right? so read below to see what i have in mind for my muse beans and if you are interested, please like this post and/or send me a message so we can chit chat about them :)

note:you do not have to be mutuals with me to do any of this (obviously lol), you can be a random peep passing by that is curious and that’s cool with me! you liking this means i shall be sending you a message instead thus make sure there is a way for me to do that (dm or ask). this will be also updated as time goes on depending on what new idea/muse i may have at the time

Choi Ha-joon, 26 and is an elementary school teacher

“muse a sings like an angel but is really shy so they only sing in the shower. everyday,muse b, who is their neighbor, listens to their singing and thinks muse a is actually a professional singer. one day they meet at the elevator of their building and muse b really wants to ask for muse a to sing a song for them, or just compliment them. but how will they do so without making things awkward? and to top this situation, muse a is also a lotattractive.“

give me that cliche old high school lovers see each other again after school by accident, the feels hit them once again and oof. make it angsty, make it fluffy, idc just give me some of that!

ha-joon is a book lover so what if ha-joon keeps coming to this book store that also involves your muse. they get to know each other for their enjoyment of books but the plot twist of this all is that ha-joon doens’t know your muse is not only an author but one of ha-joon’s favorite writers!

you left your USB flash drive in the library computer and i had to go through your files to figure out who you are and i ended up reading the entirety of this book you’re working on and wow you’re actually really good????

Kris Yamada, 26 and is an assassin

so lowkey when i made kris i got a bit inspired by the video game “assassin’s creed” so would be interested to do something loosely based around that. something like say your muse is working for the enemy organization that kris’s order doesn’t like. they meet and get closer (friendship or romantic, doesn’t matter) and go from there? very basic idea i know lol but can be fun i think!

give me assasin buddies, bro this is something that kris is in need of lol. sure he can be like a grouch sometimes but he knows how to have fun! he used to live the wild life so let’s do some wild friend antics lol

speaking of used too’s...why not bring something back from the past for kris? say maybe an old friend from kirs’s childhood? they can maybe meet on the street one day and they may want to ask questions because of kris suddenly dropping all contact? or we could do the more cliche idea of said friend is now a target and oops, now kris is stuck in an oopsie :’)

Song "Hayes" Hyeok, 26 and is an indie music producer.

hayes doesn’t have the best relationship with his parents (this can be read in his bio here) so maybe one day his parents may want to do a surprise visit because he does have good contact with his sister and she praised alot about him. his parents (specifically father) wants to see how “amazing hayes is doing”. cue hayes trying to make things not go south because his parents are not fans of the fact that hayes likes boys...so to see him having a boyfriend/fiance/husband may cause some problems to put it lightly. this could include hayes pretending not to be in a relationship with your muse or pretending they are just roommates. a bit of a heavy idea so far in this list, i know but it is something i would like to explore for hayes.

rival music producers, just give me some of that drama lol

a mentor type friendship where hayes could take in your muse under his wing to help them out in the music scene

“🌟–– we had a really ugly break-up and didn’t talk for a long time but oh hey, you’re at this party too and we’ve had a few drinks and now we’re kissing and … oh, all that wasn’t supposed to happen tonight but we’re sort of on better terms now and yikes!!! i might be falling for you again …”

“muse a is in an accident which leaves them without memory, and muse b had been on their way to break things off with their beloved muse a. when they arrive at the hospital the only thing muse a remembers is how in love they were with muse b, and muse b is forced to keep coming back to positive. muse b is trying to move on, trying to find a way to tell muse b that they want to leave them, but find themselves falling back in love withmuse a. muse a of course, eventually get their memories back, even the ones up until the last moments before the accident where they remember the fights and tension and out of the silence ask ‘youre leaving me arent you?’ but by this time muse b is entirely in love with muse a again, and muse a just feels hurt and decieved“

Sarla Dunnavant, 26 and is a businesswomen (no longer active)

give me that cliche idea of the businesswomen falling for their secretary or something similar, i’m weak for cliche’s and this one would be just fun as fudgecakes lmao.

enemies to lovers;your muse is a rival to sarla’s company and they sort of can’t stand each other ??? but like ??? respect each other at the same time ??? it’s weird but they think they cannot stand each other but one day during some business event, they find out they actually like each other and can get along (can be romantic or platonic)

based of this iconic post

ok hear me out...a sugar baby plot? it doesn’t have to be a schmexy plot either! it can be something like out of kindness (and boredom becuase what else can she do with her money) she will give gifts to your muse. like you want that fancy make up collection? alright, your college? paid off at the moment as we speak. want a lifetime supply of donuts? she can do just that. all she asks is to spend time with her and just chill out.

Angelica Heartorne, 25 and is a vampire huntress

legit anything vampire stuff related. i am not going to be flippen picky.

just because she IS a vampire huntress doesn’t mean it has to be ONLY to vampires. she is multiverse so she can be a hunter for anything supernatural really. this can be something discussed for sure but she is versatile, she doesn’t have to stick to only human like leeches lmao.

a bit of a weird but funny idea that jsut came to mind? but what happens if angelica was dating someone right? but what if that person she was dating...was a vampire and she had no idea about this until by accident or something? please this sounds hilarious to me and would love to rp this out.

“ muse a enters a coffee shop and was in such a rush that she forgot her wallet, as she explains what happened to the worker and ask for them to cancel her order, then suddenly there’s a hand that hoovers over her head and money is slapped on the counter incoming muse b paying for her. muse a is like wHAT THE FUCK ! I AM AN INDEPENDENT WOMEN I DONT NEED ANYONE TO PAY FOR ME, but she turns around and meets eyes with muse b who is beyond attractive. muse a then stumbles and ask how she could repay muse b and he tells her to sit down and enjoy her coffee with him “

“you said you’d call me in the morning but the voicemail you left had her voice in the background”

“ Humans start out at birth with milk white blood. The more crimes they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and exposes black blood… “

based off this post

Jeong Jin-Gi, 25 and is an indie artist

“ Don’t give me one-sided unrequited love, give me two-sided unwanted love. Both sides are deeply in love with the other and both sides are like ‘fuck, really?? them??? really?’ “

“ ok so hear a sister out… i want an actual HEART WRENCHING celebrity & non - celebrity thread. like muse a meeting muse b in the most random place and muse b KNOWS muse a is famous but they’re not gonna say anything but on the inside they’re secretly freaking out. but they get to talking & muse b kinda forgets that they are because they’re just so normal and they have so much fun talking to them, and muse ahas a rich lifestyle & is the most popular person in the world, yet the only thing they wanna do is be with muse b. but dating the most famous person ever comes with the DISADVANTAGES. i want the ugly stans drilling them over dating their favorite star, i want the paparazzi making up stories about muse b & giving the constant break up - conspiracy’s, i want the late night drama filled phone - calls about “ maybe this is just too much for me “ & muse b seeing muse a in a new picture released with ANOTHER apparent love interest, and i want new songs released by muse a that’s a little T O O emotional to just be a careless piece of work. i just want the constant back & forth between them & them wondering if their love is strong enough to overcome the difficulties or if all they are is a love that was never meant to last. “

jin ain’t no angel, he’s a bit of a person with an addiction to drgs so give me anything surrounding that. dealers or pals that find out about his addiction, anything really. just want to dive deeper into this side of jin

“i’m trying to start a celebrity gossip blog and you are an effing trainwreck so now i’m lowkey stalking you in hopes of getting a humiliating story” au

plot idea : muse a was a punk, and muse b did ballet. what more can i say? muse a wanted muse b, but muse b would never that secretly she wanted muse a as well. all of muse b’s friends stuck up their nose because they had a problem with muse a’s baggy clothes. five years from now, muse b sits at home. feeding the baby they’re all alone. b turns on tv, and guess who she sees? muse a rocking on mtv.

James Yeeun, 22 and is an art student in college

“im gonna claw myself apart. we watch netflix together and i keep a respectful and responsible distance; you lean against me to pause the screen. ask if i want cookies. i can’t stop staring at your lips. what? i say. i knew what you’d asked me even as you ask again, i just don’t want the moment to end. we’re just friends. we’re just friends.”

okay but how about an “i’m in my twenties and sick of still being a virgin, so one night when i’m drunk i think it’s a good idea to dm my old celebrity crush who is no longer really that famous anyway and ask them to take my virginity – wait why did they just dm me back?? giving me their number?? i don’t even remember doing this” au

“You kissed me on the playground the day before you moved away in the 4th grade and now your dorm is right across the hall from mine” AU

would love to do something where james could realize he DOES like boys as well. this is something he isn’t sure off himself so i would like to dive into this background of james.

so i was watching tiktoks last night and i’ve came across this story time and would love a plot for it… so muse a had a bad childhood for varies of reasons one thing lead to another and they were kicked out of the house, so they ended up couch surfing.. this enters their fear of the dark because they would wake up in the middle of the night not knowing where they are and everything is just dark and scary, so they begin sleeping with night lights or any sort of light that they have. well moving into college means roommates and muse a is too embarrassed to mention how they’re scared of the dark to their roommate. so first night, muse a wakes up screaming and enters muse b aka their roommate into their room and they’re like ?? are you good? finally muse a breaks and tells muse b what happened to them and then next night muse a finds a night light in their room, however, that night they still wake up screaming. muse b wakes up as well and just tell them that they’re ok and that they got them.. second year of college goes by and they’re not roommates anymore. first night moving in, it happens again.. muse a wakes up screaming only to find that muse b texted them that ‘they’re in their new apartment and that everything is going to be okay.’ it could turn into beautiful friendship or maybe something more?? i just want it pls

Rose Price, 23 and is a rebel along with school drop out

lowkey i legit got inspired by the video game character “chloe” from “life is strange” but i decided to do my take of chloe if that makes sense so...rachel amber inspired plot xD to those that are a bit confused, rachel amber the character is someone chloe befriends during her time when life is a bit downhill to put it lightly. they get close (some would say even romantic) and up until the final years of high school...rachel is gone. now in the games, rachel isn’t alive BUT i was thinking why not twist this around? make said missing friend (this would be your muse) show up out of the blue? with no answer as to why they just “left” and simply goes back to how things were.

“gimme muse a just finished their sentence in jail and they lost contact with most of the people in their former life. on the day of his release, the gate pulls back and their high school sweetheart who they lost contact with years ago muse b is in the parking lot. “

“i drove two hours to the closest video rental store that’s still operating and you were checking out the only copy of the movie i was after“

“we both decided to take a [yoga/fencing/cooking etc] class and we’re the only two assholes not taking it seriously and everyone else is giving us dirty looks but we keep grinning over at each other“

jsut give me any fxf plot ideas man. i want rose to get some love :(

Daehwi Goe, 24 and is an indie video game creator/works at a cafe

" give me a plot where both muses are each other’s pen pals that end up falling in love through letters please. threads would be in letter format up until they finally meet each other. please. “

“ imagine that you’ve been stood up by your douche of a boyfriend on date night and the waitress keeps asking if you’re ready to order but you keep asking for more time hoping that he’s just late. people are starting to look at you with those apologetic looks like they know and you start to feel worse and worse about the whole situation but as you decide to just get up and leave, this boy you’ve never seen sits down explaining loudly “sorry i’m so late, babe, traffic is crazy right now.” and he quietly adds, “i’m Michael. just go with it, yeah? whoever didn’t bother to show up is a dick.” and so you do go with it because he’s being sweet and trying to save you (and plus he’s the cutest thing you’ve ever seen) and as you’re leaving the restaurant after the best non-planned date ever, he asks you out for real this time. “

“ AFTER MONTHS YEARS OF REPORTING TO A JOB THAT ABSOLUTELY KILLS MY SOUL, I FINALLY QUIT! WITH NO BACKUP PLAN OR WAY TO PAY MY BILLS ONCE NEXT MONTH IS OVER, I WALKED DANCED OUT OF MY WORKPLACE WITH THE BIGGEST SMILE ON MY FACE.. BUT NOW REALITY IS SINKING IN, THAT I’VE JUST DONE SOMETHING CRAZY IMPULSIVE AND OMG YOU’RE WATCHING ME SPIRAL OVER WHAT A MISTAKE I’VE JUST MADE AND YOU’RE SO SWEET TO OFFER TO BUY ME A DRINK BECAUSE I SURE AF CANNOT AFFORD ONE. “

“we broke up right before a giant roadtrip our friends planned and we don’t want to bail on everyone and ruin the trip so yay, looks like we get to spend a five hour drive and a weekend in a cottage together.”

Adagio Seo, 20 and is a warlock

just give me that chilling adventure’s of sabrina plots man...it’s why adagio was even made lmao.

adagio while yes, i did made him specifically for that show universe, just like angelica he is mulitverse so he’s not off limits to that show only. if you want him to be in a harry potter au? cool with me. a normal college au? also cool with me. want to go full on twlight, even better lmao. just because he is mostly for the show, doesn’t mean he’s not expandable :)

“ does the “i slept with you the other day and i didnt know we had a mutual friend and now we’re sitting across each other for brunch and it’s awkward because i ran out when you were asleep” au exist bc i need that fic “

ok so adagio has an interest of necromancy but like the thing is he’s bad...like really bad at necromancy lmao (there’s a reason he skills in herbal) so like just give the whacky shiz that can happen when doing necromancy wrong.

basically anything warlock/witch plots, throw them my way! want my wild warlock to have some love :(

Simone Hines, 22 and is a worker at the garden section of homdepot

the happy florist who delivers one flower to the boss of the hardcore law firm across the street everyday, just to make their day a little bit brighter

plot #001: in which muse a is really insecure and struggles with their self-esteem, so muse b, their best friend, starts secretly sending notes with all the reasons to love them.

plot #013: one day, muse a wakes up and finds themself to be in the future, seemingly married to their high school enemy, muse b.

any plot with a soft, sweet, submissive male that needs to be protected at all costs because he’s naive and doesn’t know how to speak up for himself with a girl that’s dominant, rough around the edges, not afraid of anything, and is ready to take on the world.

tbh i just need a long distance relationship plot where they cry on skype bc they miss each other so much and they have passive aggressive texts bc of what’s on each others snapchat stories but then the fluffy moments when they see each other at the airport and all the desperate please don’t leave me again sex and i just need a long distance plot

Levi Kim, 24 and owns his own cafe

highkey want a ‘someone wrote your phone number on the wall of a bathroom in my dorm with ‘call for a good time’ and i just texted you to let you know that i scribbled it out and oh wait you’re actually funny and easy to talk to and now we’re talking every day and i might have a tiny little crush on you even tho i don’t even know your name’ plot

i got up at 2 am to get some snacks at the convenience store down the street and opened my door to find you trying to sleep on the floor of the hallway because your roommate has his fiancée over so i guess i’ll lend you my couch for the night AU

it’s 3 am and you’re blasting off classic rock at full volume and your music taste might be awesome but sOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP YOU SHITHEAD

utterly obsessed with the niche but incredibly romantic concept that is “late night radio show host falls hopelessly in love with and pines for recurring caller, oblivious to the fact that the person calling in whenever they’re on air is also in love with and pining for them after finding comfort in listening to their voice every night on their long commutes home”

Park Hades, 23 and is next in line for the Park corporations/modern day greek god hades

look i’m glad you have a healthy sex life and all but will you please try not to pierce a whole through my ceiling with your bed thanks

i have a policy of not giving my real name on dating apps and apparently you do the same. we have a good conversation so we decide to meet, but oh no … it turns out you’re my ex. yikes!!!

#indie rp #krp #plot wishlist #thread wishlist #wanted opposite #indie krp #{ bunny anna's wishy list }

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mysteriescomeinthrees · 3 years ago

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EPISODE 2: Hurricane Jordan Pines is coming - Jordan Pines

girl what the actual fuck was that like.... Eve was ROBBED ok. Absolutely positively robbed! *Sighs* ok here we go Episode 2: Not All Fear Is The Same https://voca.ro/13U2UMQI90Qm

So we lost the puzzle challenge, and I’m so fucking conflicted because we kinda lost due to Coulee’s mistake which gave us penalty points. So I’m caught in this mindset of not wanting Coulee to be punished for that because it was an honest mistake but I also don’t feel good about someone else going home when it was that mistake that made us lose in the first place if that makes sense it just wouldn’t be fair, also I’m working with Coulee because we wanted to avenge Eve and kick ass and this genuinely is just such a bummer. Also y’all I don’t think you understand how like complicated this is because of the trio twist. Because every decision you make and everything you say can reflect on your trio in some aspect. You say something that rubs someone the wrong way it could go back to your trio and fuck one of them over the next time anyone of them isn’t safe.

ok here’s plan: I will say I got a medallion if asked about the bay and THATS IT. I’m taking all advantages with me and I ain’t telling a soul, not even my trio. Cause these girls talk too much. Then Imma get the tea from Andrew and see what’s happening on green. And then I’m gonna size up the other two groups to see who’s ready for war on Ozarks. Streets say Jabari is still in the sunken place and is still being loyal to Henry but that’s ok. That just means there’s an opening and I’m looking for recruits- any takers 😏

So we of course didnt try our best but it didnt matter thanks to my advantage. On the offside that could mean that eve or another ally could be in dnager, I have made friends with jinx and henry right away and am trying to win my tribe over despite the whole amount of issues roxy brings. I love her to death but she made enemies way too early in the game especially in the way this game is formatted. only the the social survive 👑

Coulee is in danger for really messing up the challenge and even though normally that would be a plausible way to go I can't afford this like literally I worked to hard ve doing this all by myself and alone. Currently I'm doing everything in my power to make sure coulee stays and we get another day.

going back to my my montenegro roots and submitting one sentence confessionals as a bare minimum. anyways eve baby you will be avenged white women are wild

also if coulee goes home today truly y'all are gonna see a bitch on a war path.

if i decide to wake up.

I feel like I’m gonna get first boot on my tribe after the stunt that Sarah pulled cause she voted out Eve whom is jabaris friend, whom is my tight tight ally on this tribe. But we won the challenge so it’s fine. I got a vote expose advantage last cycle I forgot to mention! Roxy has told me that Sarah and bodhi are her nemises and those are like my two closest allies and she knows that like wtf.

I 1000% tell Andrew too much and it's 100% because I'm just used to talking to him in my host chat This was way less of an issue with Asya and Isaac when I played with them because they only hosted me once and weren't super interactive If Andrew doesn't fuck me over then they've 100% joined the list of people that I will always work with in an org Sarah has already made that list because I am a dumby Pretty blonde girl said "Call me daddy spice" and I said "Yes pls" Wait if Andrew joins that list then literally half of that list is in this game That would be insane there's no way Andrew is gonna join the list then I'd be stuck with another atomic situation where bodhi and Ali didn't get along and I asked to be voted out partially so I didn't have to pick sides WHAT IF I HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN SARAH AND BODHI I WILL SIMPLY DIE

I have 5 min to submit this hehe so here’s some random shit Literally eve was SO PUSHED sarah RESPOND to me pls omg you just got 5 votes last tribal and I wanna change that and be allies but you gotta respond PLS Andrew is an angel hello? Love him so much and they’re so sweet to talk to and we’re so far always on the same page? LOVE Autumn is literally a bestie but we already knew that didn’t we! Cindi also a bestie omg literally I hope we don’t go to tribal because I could see it being either Cindi or sarah that goes and Cindi going would NOT be it for me

Hello, this is a mandatory confessional. I am feeling decently on my tribe as I have been playing my social connections to try to start relationships. I have my eyes set on kai a bit at the moment as someone who I want out sooner rather than later, nothing against kai, like he seems like a very cool person who I definitly get along with, but his trio scares me in this game as a big agent of the unknown and I would rather not have to deal with their gameplay in the later parts of this. I feel pretty shitty tbh cause coulee is someone I like a lot and could definitly see a game relationship being strong but she fucked up hard in the challenge and no one is willing to budge on the issue. Let it be stated here first, i tried to get it to be kai but people said jordan pines no thank you. So im gonna hold my trigger finger on kai a little longer and buddy up to him some more so hes not sus of my actions. but mark it down if the joyita boat goes to council again I will drown his ass because hurricane jordan pines is coming and people best be putting on some life jackets or they are going down.

joyita wins immunity all six of us are final three ☺️😔☺️😔

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Safe again!! I have been in limbo because I’ve been at school and training…hopefully it stays this way though?? I’m worried about Carson tonight and Sarah’s idol play really put 101 in the spotlight. But if Carson votes out Kai- they may just keep losing

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Fuck working full time I’m at work rn LOL but uhm we won immunity i wanna kiss jinx on the mouth I will die for jinx and roxy said she wants to work w me bc I gave roxy permissions to spam me more to come at *checks watch* idk when I get off work ig

The game is progressing

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1125554073

#mysteriescomeinthrees #episodes

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hoyoungy · 7 years ago

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Struck - Suga/Yoongi (V)

genre: fluff, angst, soulmate au summary: he was your soulmate for a reason word count: 2270 a/n: i feel like im writing for a drama LOL. i hope you’re all enjoying this so far! female pronouns, explicit language, and alcohol mentioned. as seen on my ao3

part iv, vi

“How come we’re going this way?” she asked him. “Isn’t this the long way to your house?”

Yoongi ignored the questions of the girl he had in his arms as they both trudged through the cold, dark streets. She was his go-to call for a good time at the club, and this was one of those nights where he needed her the most. She asked him to leave to go back to his place early, and he happily obliged, but when his wrist began to glow the second they stepped out, his first instinct was to find you.

Maybe he’d get a reaction out of you.

Maybe you’d punch her in the face, too.

In fact, he hoped you would. He hoped you’d show some sort of emotion towards him.

Something to show him that you wanted him.

That you wanted him as your soulmate.

“Yoongi ~” she whined. “I’m cold!”

“We’re almost there,” he muttered. He could feel the alcohol start to burn off and now he was just annoyed.

“My life is over!” Yoongi heard.

Across the street, he saw your small figure wobbling in front of someone he didn’t recognize. A guy. What could you be doing at this time of night with someone like him?

“No, it’s not,” the guy said.

Yoongi turned to walk across the street so that you’d notice him and so that he could take a closer look at who you were with. Was he a stranger? Another creep you met at a different club? Were you taking him home, too?

“Yes, it is! I’m gonna have to bother with this for the rest of my life! Gah, see!? He’s also nearby! I’ll never get any alone time anymore - whoa!”

Yoongi froze in his place, only meters away from you and the stranger, when he saw him wrap his arms around you and hold you tight before you fell. You looked up at him with such adoration that it even made Yoongi blush. His face hardened.

Was he in a dream? Were there cameras around you guys somewhere, because this really felt like you all were in a drama, or something. Everything felt like it was going in slow motion.

“Jackson…”

The way you laced his name with drunken ecstacy made Yoongi sick to his stomach. He knows all too well what it feels like when girls say his name like that. Why did you have to say it that way?

“Why couldn’t you have been my soulmate, huh? Life would have been so much easier.”

At that moment, Yoongi felt like he could die.

“_____.”

“You would’ve been the only exception.”

The only exception to what? Why was this guy so fucking special to you?

“Hey, _____-”

“What!? Let me be sentimental to my best friend!”

Best friend…

“Is that him?” Jackson asked, eyeing Yoongi’s wrist.

“Hm?”

When you looked up at him, Yoongi saw the light drain from your eyes. He watched your eyes inspect the girl next to him and back at his face. There were probably lipstick stains somewhere by the way you focused on a few areas.

The girl clung to Yoongi closer, finally noticing you in front of her. She made sure you were watching. Yoongi made sure you kept watching as he pulled her in even closer.

He waited for you to react. He waited for you to see the same shade of red that he’s seeing. It took all of Yoongi’s might to not stomp up to you and tear you away from Jackson.

But you didn’t look angry. Or sad. Or even disappointed. No, it was much worse.

You looked like you lost. Failed. Like nothing mattered to you anymore.

Say something. Tell me to get my arm off of her. Tell her that I’m yours.

“I wanna go home,” was all that you said before you walked passed him.

The other guy didn’t even give him a second glance before he ran up to you. Yoongi almost wished he could be someone like that - someone who would run to you without a second thought. Someone who would take you home and lie with you because you were too drunk to be alone.

But tonight, you wouldn’t be alone, you’d be with Jackson doing those things. And Yoongi would be with her doing the same.

“Let’s go,” she told Yoongi.

The second they got back to his place, she passed out on his bed. For once, he had never felt more grateful.

He couldn’t sleep that night.

You’ve successfully avoided Yoongi for over a week now, even while you were at work. There were times when you were out and your compass would glow, but you immediately went the other direction and it stopped.

Probably because he didn’t want to see you, either.

The entire week, your compass would flash at around 2pm, indicating that Yoongi had just woken up. Jesus, didn’t he have, like, a life to fullfil? What did he even do for a living?

You tried pushing him to the back of your mind, but he always found his way to the front, so you’d think about him nonstop. Most of your time thinking about him was trying to erase the way he held the girl close in the cold. He held her the way a lover would.

Like a soulmate would.

Although you suppose Jackson did the same… But that was different! He was your best friend, not some random boy you picked up at the club!

They looked good together. Why couldn’t they have been soul-bonded, instead?

But of course, the cruel Gods thought you two were perfect for each other.

And you know what, you probably were. Think about it, you two were almost exactly the same - stubborn, insufferable, and prideful, just to name a few. Even Jackson thought so.

He had others things to say about the two of you.

“You’re not exactly making it easy for him, _____,” he said over the phone the morning after. “It’s a two-way street.”

“Ok, but I don’t fuck randos after I realized I hated my soulmate!”

“Who said they slept together? Or that he hates you? For all he knows, he might think you're the one that hates him!”

“Oh, come on, did you see his hair!? The lipstick!? And hello, do you know who I am!? I’m very easy to hate!”

“If I heard you say you wanted someone else as a soulmate, I’d go fuck a rando, too.”

“Ugh, I don’t even remember saying that! And whose side are you on!?”

“You know I’ll always be Team _____, but as usual, you never make it easy,” you heard him sigh on the other end. “_____, it’s time to stop pushing people away. For God’s sake, you’re 24! Now, more than ever, is when you need to start letting people in - starting with your own damn soulmate!”

The conversation left a huge, burnt hole in your ego. The truth always stung, and Jackson never sugar-coated his words and for that, you were thankful, but you hated it when he was right and you were wrong. You were never wrong! Ever!

On this young Saturday evening, your mind boggled with thoughts of Yoongi only. Again. You wondered what he was doing right now. Knowing him, you probably figured he was out drinking agian. You wondered if he ever stayed in.

You wondered if he thought about you, too.

Was his mind clouded by you? Was he a space-case because of you, too?

Maybe you should try to find him.

… You probably should try to find him.

You groaned loudly and dramatically as you searched for your jacket. On your way out, you cursed Jackson for being right.

“C’mon, are we going out, or what!?” Yoongi called. The other six boys groaned in unison as they slumped in the living room. Yoongi was the only one dressed to go out.

“Hyung…” Jimin whined. “This is the third night in a row…”

“So?”

“So can we take a break?”

“It’s Saturday!”

The others gave each other wary looks. This was too much.

“Hyung,” Jungkook hesitated. “Is this because of _____?”

“Why does she matter?” Yoongi spat. Even the boys cringed at his harsh tone.

“She’s your soulmate.”

“Yeah, who went home with someone else.”

“So did you!”

“Didn’t you say they were best friends, or something?” Taehyung asked.

“Probably with benefits,” Yoongi muttered.

“Yah, Hyung -”

“If you guys aren’t coming, then I’m heading out.”

“Hyung!”

Yoongi slammed the door shut on his way out. He was used to being alone, so what made tonight any different? If anything, he could call her again, but…

It just didn’t feel the same anymore.

Nothing felt the same anymore since he met you.

He hated it.

He hated change.

And you didn’t even want him to begin with.

Yoongi went to the club and did a bee line to the bar. He was tired of seeing the same faces every time he came here, and tonight he just wanted to drink. Not party, not dance, not hook up - just drink. Drink until he forgot.

The bartender already knew what Yoongi liked to drink. They were already lined up for him before he sat down. He downed them until he could no longer feel the burn in his throat. It didn’t take many drinks to get Yoongi drunk. Most call it weak, but he sees it as cheap.

In the dark club, he saw his wrist glow.

At this point, he didn’t even bother trying to run away. He was way too drunk. As if you’d want to find him, anyways.

Yoongi ignored the presence of someone next to him. He ignored the pull of his wrist towards them. He ignored the combined blinding glow you both shared.

“One, please,” he heard you say to the bartender.

When the bartender placed the drink in front of you. Yoongi snatched it out of your way, gulping it down before you could protest.

You didn’t acknowledge him yet. “One more, please,” you said.

He took that one, too.

“Hey!”

“What are you doing here?” he slurred. “Go home.”

“I came to see you,” you yelled over the music.

“Well, I don’t wanna see you,” he said, getting up and walking away.

If he wasn’t so drunk, you’d be more heartbroken than angry. But no, you were just angry. If this was any other boy, you’d let him be and walk back home right away. But you set your fat pride aside and followed him. He was your soulmate, after all.

You were surprised to find out that Yoongi didn’t stay in the club, grinding on some poor soul - he left. You followed him into the coldest time of the night. In front of you, you saw him sway from side to side, hanging on to things like benches and lightposts on the way. Is this what you looked like last week? A drunk mess?

Yoongi wasn’t wearing a coat when you found him. His shirt was thin and you could see his hands begin to turn blue, so you caught up to him and wrapped your coat around him.

“Leave me alone,” he said, shrugging off your coat.

“You’ll get sick.”

“Why do you care?”

“Because you’re my soulmate.”

“Isn’t Jackson your soulmate?” he asked, turning to face you. “Isn’t he who you wanna be with? Wouldn’t that make your life easier? Go run to your fuck buddy.”

You couldn’t tell if you were smiling because you found him amusing or because you wanted to punch him in the face.

“Aren’t you being a bit hypocritical?” When Yoongi didn’t say anything, you sighed. He really was stubborn like you. “He has a soulmate already. For like, six years now. All he did that night was make sure I got home ok.”

Yoongi felt guilt take over his entire body. But he didn’t show any remorse - he only shook his head and turned away. “…Whatever.”

“Yoongi, please!” you cried out, tears of frustration pooling in your eyes. “Just listen to me!”

He stopped, but didn’t bother turning to you. He leaned against a light post for support.

“Look, I’m scared, ok? You remember when you asked me if I was scared I might fall in love with you? Well, I am! Nothing in my life has ever been this… constant. Everything I knew and believed and loved about soul-binding was ruined when I was like, 19, so I’m sorry if I’m so difficult!”

Yoongi kept on listening.

“This is my way of opening up to you. This is my way of trying. I want to try whatever this is,” you sighed. “You’re my soulmate.”

For the first time, Yoongi believed you when you called him your soulmate. He turned to you slowly. Your eyes were glossy and your nose pink from the tears. He chuckled, thinking that you looked so cute.

“Why are you laughing?” you sniffled, but couldn’t help but smile, too.

Yoongi said nothing as he walked up to you.

He cupped your face in his hands,

and he kissed you. Ever so gently.

It was like a scene from a movie - soft snowflakes began to fall, the night sky was pink, and right now, only you two existed in the world. The kiss wasn’t passionate - it was soft and sweet. It made you feel new. When he broke the kiss, he pulled away slowly, lips lingering and leaving you wanting more.

Much more.

“What about her?” you whispered.

“We didn’t do anything,” he confirmed. “She passed out when we got back to my place. Even if she didn’t… I couldn’t. I couldn’t even sleep that night.”

“Really?”

“Really. Besides,” he said, tilting your chin up. “You’re mine now.”

#bts #suga #yoongi #min yoongi #bts suga #bts yoongi #bts scenarios #bts imagines #kpop #k-pop #kpop imagines #kpop scenarios #k-pop imagines #k-pop scenarios #soulmate #soulmate au

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cosmos-five · 7 years ago

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ᴛʜᴇ ʏᴇʟʟᴏᴡ ʙᴏʏ » ᴄʜᴇɴʟᴇ 1/3

─ ʜɪɢʜ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ x ɢʜᴏsᴛ ᴀᴜ

↠ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴛʜᴇ sʟɪᴍ ʜᴏᴏᴅᴇᴅ ғɪɢᴜʀᴇ ʀᴜɴɴɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴀʟʟᴡᴀʏ ᴘᴀsᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍʏ ʙᴜᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ﹐ ɪᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴏɴʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ ғɪɢᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴏᴡɴ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ.

↠ ᴄʜᴇɴʟᴇ x ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ﹐ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ ᴅᴇᴠᴇʟᴏᴘᴍᴇɴᴛ/sʟɪᴄᴇᴏғʟɪғᴇ

btw ;; the reader will be introduced in part two of this little series thing (ʃƪ'⌣’)

also credit to nakamotens for the cute ass gifset of nct dream omg

HELLO i’m here (sadly) with a headcannon kind of thing for this idea

it could honestly be a fanfic on it’s own but you’ll see more of chenle’s presence in the other nct dream stories i’m planning

moving along

chenle was such a happy person during his lifetime. a very lovable kid in his academy, his family, his close friends and outside of school

he made everyone smile no matter what the situation was and his hyper energy rubbed off on everyone else majority of the time

“sunshine” to “loud kid” went around the academy

he had a good amount of friends but of course! nothing replaced the dream for kids crew

dream for kids crew was for the boys in the academy who came here on scholarship or had a difficult home life

everyone in it valued the after school activities, random field trips to theaters or any other event someone mentioned and then the friendships everyone made with each other

the dream kids typically got their scholarship based on what they were strong in (e.g music theory, any instrument, sports, science, the art department, math, languages)

the academy particularly loves these boys (and girls because they have their own crew/program!) since they ended up usually being the success stories

chenle was determined to be one of those kids, the kids who had their photo taken for the wall with a ribbon on the side of it LOL

see chenle use to play the piano

he was really fucking good at it and he spent hours upon hours crafting the quality of the sounds that came out

his home life was a struggle but it was filled with warmth and love

chenle came from a pretty poor family consisting of his single father, his grandmother and younger sister who was only in pre school when he passed away

his mother had walked out on the family for another man so chenle didn’t really see her much except for holidays and sometimes birthdays if she wasn’t angry at his father

he didn’t really care if she did visit

his grandmother’s homestyle cooking, his father’s hearty laugh and his little sister whining to be held by him was all he needed

chenle discovered the piano when he entered into the academy

at first, he didn’t know exactly what he wanted to do since he was only six years old but as time went on… he was confused

he didn’t know what to do

he tried out astronomy with renjun but he wasn’t as stellar at it like his best friend

jaemin suggested joining the book club he’s in but after reading one chapter of a thick novel, he gave up

mark convinced him to do soccer but met with the words of “no thank you” because chenle knew those jerseys were itchy

jisung said to join the art community with jeno or come with him to an ap algebra class but chenle didn’t agree with any of those

haechan reminded him to be gentle with himself and wait it out

of course chenle got frustrated and vowed to be undecided for the rest of his life

until he heard the piano piece clair de lune and he knew he wanted to learn that instrument

so! he begged his father for a keyboard on his thirteenth birthday and wow! his father managed to buy it for him

he still owns the keyboard and yeah, it’s in bad shape but mark put all these stickers he got from the local dollar store plus jisung scribbled “butter fingers” on it so he’ll keep it even if it breaks

cliche but he loves playing für elise and that’s one of his go to audition songs

funny story : since it is mentioned that he auditions with that song, the teachers there always say “chenle, can you please pick another piece? we heard this last week lol” and he’s like “uh?? but you know you like hearing it so no!” they gave him this look so he starts playing a jazz piece bye

chenle’s pretty much self taught because taking lessons couldn’t happen for him

so he watched youtube videos and before you know it, he wasn’t tone deaf!

he learned any song ranging from twinkle twinkle little star for his little sister to stevie wonder’s isn’t she lovely

he finally knew where he belonged in the academy and what he wanted to be

he wanted to be a conductor one day

no one questioned him or made him feel crummy for it not being a typical dream job

but he didn’t care either way since it was his soon to be life, not theirs

the dream kids support him so much!!

jeno even lets him conduct his flute practices from time to time

chenle during the practice : ( ՞ਊ ՞)

jeno during the practice : (`_っ´) “chenle keep moving your freaking arms im off beat”

renjun wouldn’t let him conduct his percussion practices though lmfao

jeno and renjun would be like “band geeks united!” and chenle would have stood there pouting and mocking their handshake since piano wasn’t really in band or orchestra

it soon becomes “musical geniuses united!”

playing the piano made him feel safe

it was a whole new world for him besides his own earbuds and the dream kids

SPEAKING OF THE DREAM KIDS lets get mushy before the angst

chenle loved all of them

definitely jisung but he loved the slightly older kids like mark and renjun

jeno was his main dude though for arcade games if they had either enough spare change or they somehow smoothly talked the owner to let them in. sometimes the latter worked.

jaemin helped him tackle vocabulary terms in their english courses and taught him how to properly learn the difference between effect and affect

he still didn’t know

haechan helped him with science homework and actually helped him pass with a c-

jisung!! oh jisung!! was his childhood friend, basically since toddler days since their families mingled during community church meetings and such

jisung always told chenle that they are brothers and that no matter what happens, they wouldn’t live life to the fullest without each other

this is random but i forgot to mention that they live in really small town as well so everyone knew everyone. tight community i suppose

back to the mushiness

everyone in the group cherished and let me tell you, PROTECTED HIM WITH THEIR LIVES! jisung and chenle was everyone’s little brothers

chenle enjoyed teasing them and laughing with them with his iconic laugh (wow i really just heard his laugh in my own head bye) probably screaming too when mark didn’t get him ice cream

everything was to be kept light hearted and fun since things at home were pretty shitty for everyone

now for the angst

well sad angst

it was around the autumn seasons and it happened to be close to thanksgiving so school was out and families planned their own dinner parties

jaemin had invited all the boys to his house for the different tastings of breads and cheese his parents were serving

chenle ate a lot as per usual but everyone kind of already figured that would happen

jisung and chenle walked home together that evening whilst chewing on the sugar cookies jaemin’s mother left them

the little conversations they have are silly but calming

jisung and chenle pretty much talked about anything and loved adventures in general, even if it’s just these two they always manage to have fun

“when thanksgiving day is over, do you wanna go to the aquarium?”

“hm, sure, chenle. i’m gonna pay though. my dad gave me apology money.”

another random thing i forgot to mention but jisung and chenle have twinning skateboards i’m kinda crying about it

anyways

chenle’s aunt had decided to come down because she missed her brother and simply to eat her mother’s good cooking

chenle and his aunt were close you know, super close and whenever she came down to visit, they would go rollerskating

so she took him rollerskating and out for pizza before hopping back in the car to go home

on the way back, they did their own version of karaoke and it ended up being a huge laugh fest between the two

his aunt wanted to save this moment with him so she pulled out her phone

“we need pictures”

“yeah we definitely need pictures”

it was at a stop light

it wasn’t time for it change yet on either sides but the streets were empty and a car had decided to come through

during the pictures, in the camera finder, chenle could see the car swerving and coming straight for them

but before he say anything, all he saw was black and the white noise of ringing in his ears

his family had soon seen the manila folder with the words “hit & run, two dead, five minutes before death took place” labeled across it

chenle was identified by wearing a yellow hooded jacket and the receipt ticket from the skating rink lying next to his aunt with a small smile on his face

#chenle #nct dream #nct #nct dream scenarios #nct dream imagines #nct imagines #nct scenarios #chenle scenarios #chenle imagines #nct dream au #nct au #chenle au #**my writings #**creations #this au makes my heart ache i love it so much im already working on the other boys

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myloveholtzy · 7 years ago

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27 hours for SNL

Another long post about another SNL adventure! This post will have tips on the SNL standby line for anyone that would like to try it in the future! I’m going to write about meeting the cast members in a different post

WOWOWOWOWOWOW WHAT AN AMAZING 2 DAYS

@amnesianda and I got in line at 4:20AM (i shit you not) on Friday morning. We wanted to get there extra early since it was our first time and we also just REALLY wanted to get in. The line was on 6th Ave (between 48th and 49th), but that’s not where it usually is. The line is normally on 48th St (between 5th and 6th Ave) in front of the Nintendo store, but they had to move us because there was a YUGE line for the Nintendo SNES. There were 7 people already in line when we got there. By 5AM there were 11 people.

I just brought cardboard to sit on, a blanket, a pillow, gloves, my laptop (for hw and movies), portable batteries for my phone, and snacks. I slept on the street for a few hours and I felt okay BUT I FORGOT SOCKS. DO NOT FORGET SOCKS. MY FEET WERE V COLD. It’s was really nice to just lay day and stare up at buildings and the sky. ALSO everyones friendly af there was an Australian guy that smiled at us and told us that he knew we were in the right place bc of my SNL cup (his name is Richard and he’s so nice 10/10). Sun came up at 7AM and it got less boring bc people were going to work so I was just people-watching for a while.

I think at 7AM Camila Cabello was performing next to the Today Show and the Nintendo store...? Really random, but yeah. Free concert lol

8AM there were 15 people. Around 9AM, amnesianda and I went to a store to get chairs to sit on. Discount & Dollar sells chairs for $15! It’s at 46th and 5th Ave. People saw us come back with chairs and decided to go buy some from there too. The chairs made a huge difference! Took a really nice nap in the chair and forgot where I was when I woke up. About 20 people were in line at 9:30AM.

You can leave the line for bathroom break, to get food, or to walk around a bit and warm up. Amnesianda and I would take turns to get food so that one of us could stay and watch over our stuff. There are guards that watch you and everyone in line is pretty serious about this, so your stuff is pretty safe. You can leave for like and hour or two and no one will rob you. We would normally walk around 30 Rock to warm up and maybe see cast members (we saw Lorne and Kyle in April and this time we saw Beck!). The bathrooms in 30 Rock are kind of hard to find. There’s one downstairs past the Banana Republic. Also, I can’t remember exactly which stairs, but there’s a water fountain right next to the stairs. Go downstairs and it should be in front of the Top of the Rock entrance.

At 11:20 AM, we hear a guard say that 29 people are in line. We stop keeping track after this because we’re too tired and there are too many people. I wanna say there was like 40 people around 2PM? Not 100% sure.

One of the SNL Line Legends is this guy named Chris. I think I overheard him say he’s been to 104 consecutive shows!!! He’s even friends with Bobby Moynihan on Facebook and one time Bobby had an extra ticket so he gave it to Chris! He’s really cool! If you ever get to do standby, go talk to him. He has a shit ton of stories

At 5PM, we were getting sick of all the people asking us the same questions over and over again. We thought it would be funny to make a sign.

A LOT OF PEOPLE LOVED THIS. The second we put the signs up people started taking pictures of them and laughing and complimenting us. An SNL intern saw us and asked if she could take a picture! Amnesianda found some pictures that people took of our signs on twitter lmao this shall be my legacy. We thought it was really funny that most people would just read the sign, gasp, and whisper “Ryan Gosling!!!” lol can’t relate too gay for that. I think Chris said we should add a picture of David S. Pumpkins saying ANY QUESTIONS??? We’ll probably do that next time!

Also, talk to the guards!! They’re really friendly!! One of them came up to us to compliment our signs! He mentioned that he has tickets to the Tonight Show next week 👍 cool guy 10/10 everyone’s friendly af

Around 7pm, the Nintendo line was almost gone so they moved us to 48th St.

8PM to 12AM, we got some chick fil a, watched a couple of movies, and went to sleep. OKAY BUT IT WAS REALLY HARD TO SLEEP BC SEAN’S BAR AND KITCHEN WAS FUCKING ADDING A SIGN OUTSIDE SO THERE WAS SO MUCH FUCKING CONSTRUCTION AND FUCKING JACKHAMMERS I’M PRETTY SURE THAT SHIT WAS ILLEGAL BC IT WAS FUCKING MIDNIGHT FUCK YOU SEAN. but yeah I managed to sleep through it so :/

12AM - over 100 people in line

Woke up around 5AM and just listened to music and waited for the sun.

The guards will tell you to pack up your stuff at 6AM and to move up the line.

The pages came early!!! I’m pretty sure we got our tickets before 7AM. You can choose dress rehearsal or the live show. Dress rehearsal is longer so you get to see 2 or 3 cut sketches and Weekend Update is longer. The cast also seems a bit calmer in dress! The whole vibe is different. Live feels different! Idk it’s just a little more exciting and there’s a chance you might get on TV! If you want to meet the cast afterwards, I recommend dress rehearsal. You’ll have enough time to be the first at barricades! Cast members will often only meet the people at the front of the barricades. Pick live if you REALLY LOOOVE the host! I might try for live when Kumail Nanjiani hosts because I fucking love him!! He’s hilarious!!!

No matter where you are in the line, it’ll probably be split 50/50. Half will want live and the other will want dress. The pages aren’t supposed to tell you how many people have picked dress/live but you can try to just look at their list and the ticket number. 3 people in front of me picked dress and 4 picked live. Amnesianda and I picked dress rehearsal because we wanted to wait at the barricades after and get cast members to sign our standby line signs!

SUPER FUN EXPERIENCE sure it was cold and 27 hours is a really long time BUT MAN IT WAS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUN IM DEFINITELY GOING TO DO THIS AGAIN! Thank you so much for reading this 💙💙💙 keep an eye out for my second post about meeting the cast members because I have some cute stories about that

#snl #saturday night live #river gets tickets #standby #river rambles

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chickenfetus · 7 years ago

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ALL!!!! (also the gemini sqUAD LOL)

im gonna enjoy a nice cup of water while doing this bc idk a tea (update i didnt drink water at all and now im dying of thirst,, also undercut bc many)

1: Golden mornings or peachy sunsets?

i dont wake up early enough to see the sunrise and when i do i never manage to take pics bc of school so peachy sunsets

2: Sugar cones or waffle cones?

idk what a sugar cone is but i like waffle cones!!! havent eaten ice cream with a cone in forever though,, i rarely eat ice cream now

3: Do you wear scarves often? do you have a favorite?

listen…. its about 33 degrees everyday but even if im in a colder country i dont wear scarves

4: How long do you lay in bed before you finally get up?

this depends?? on how motivated im feeling lmao never more than 10 minutes though because if i lay awake for that long ill just fall back asleep

5: Is there a food you’ve never had but always wanted to try?

i dont think so?? im bad at trying new things especially food

6: What does your umbrella look like?

i dont.. go outside often and whenever i do i take public transport so basically everythings sheltered so i never had a need for umbrellas

7: Do you listen to ASMR?

ive only listened to one everybody please listen to this gift

8: Rain storms or a light drizzle?

both, preferably when im indoors

9: What’s a little thing in life that you love?

hm??????????? my tags lmao

UPDATE: i also really like reading other people’s tags and their rambles that is all

10: Favorite color aesthetic?

does the word aesthetic make this question any different from a normal favourite colour question???? if it doesnt then sky blue

11: Wobbly lines or using a ruler?

in this house we draw lines with no ruler like men (but also because even if i did use a ruler it wouldnt be like… straight idk i cant use rulers

12: Bright colorful living room or neutral cozy living room?

neutral cozy living room but i also love basking in sunlight

13: Do you have any candles? what scents are they?

im not a big fan of heavy smelling products so i dont own any candles

14: Have you ever rode a horse?

i dont think so??????? ive seen horses before though

15: Do you have glasses?

without my glasses i wouldnt be able to read these questions lmao and . .. theyre also a result of watching pokemon too closely to the tv at a young age… its been like 10 years since i got glasses

16: What’s a language you’d like to speak?

japanese i tried speaking it but i got 2 embarrassed to say anything properly while i was in japan (i cant even speak english properly to a friend whyd i think i could speak another language to a stranger beats me)

17: What’s your favorite season and favorite month in that season?

my singaporean no season ass: ? but autumn and november (is this cutting it too close to winter? idk my seasons)

18: Do you have a favorite pair of socks?

hm not really i just wear blue ankle socks a lot but my friend did give me a pair of pokemon and gudetama socks before and i adore those although i lost the gudetama ones in the uk last year she got me another pair whatd i do to deserve her?

19: Favorite Ghibli and/or disney movie

m .. um? big. hero 6??????

20: Disney, Dreamworks, or Pixar?

my dumb ass didnt know they were different

21: What snacks do you usually get at the theater?

i rarely go and watch movies anymore but when i did watch a lot of movies with my friend at the theater we’d get afternoon shows and sneak mcdonalds in lmao

22: What’s an underrated video game/ movie/ show you love and think it needs more recognition?

how about band? day6 i only ever play pokemon + sif + bandori so i cant say much and i rarely watch movies and a show? if its an anime id say the one i mentioned before in my one text post

23: Would you fill your house with plants if you had a green thumb?

not really rip

24; All plants are great but do you have a favorite?

HM mmmmmm there was this one but i forgot the name lmao pass

25: Do you have a favorite type of art style? (eg: soft looking, no to little color, sketches, crisp and clean, minimalist, pixel art etc.)

when im the … audience? what do u call it???? i like seeing all kinda of art styles!!! everyone has their own unique art style and i love it all :o

for ME,, , ive been doing art for 6 years maybe and i still cant do shit

26: What would you do if someone gave you flowers?

i would die straight up die thats such a soft concept i cant imagine myself receiving flowers thats 2 sweet oh my god wtf id combust??? i prefer leaves though is that weird i picked some nice leaves recently and im gonna give those to my friends

27: Do you like nicknames?

giving and having nicknames is my favorite past time

28: Do you still watch shows you watched when you were a kid? even from time to time?

pokemon lmao thank u 4 not ending it…. the animation has only improved and im so proud to have been watching it since the start pokemon is my special thing i love it so much!! an interest that never died down, with an anime that stays super like idk to my preference? i tried watching the new digimon stuff but i just couldnt :^( im glad they made ash stay the main character

29: Do you still like old memes? (tell the truth)

never forget dat boi

30: Favorite Halloween costume you dressed up as? (if you don’t celebrate halloween have you ever cosplayed or would you like to? who did you cosplay as?)

we dont celebrate halloween and i would never cosplay, big shoutout to cosplayers though!!! they put in so much effort and just, respect!!!!!

i dont know if this is an actual memory because i dont remember well but when i was younger i thiNK? i had to dress up as a swan thing i have no clue i dont even remember the performance but i might have had to ?? and dance??? or act i dont remember everythings fuzzy but i dressed up a swan once? in kindergarten ?????

31: Are you a fashionable person?

i have the worst fashion sense and even though jeans are nice once again the weather here doesnt allow me to be as fashionable as i can be

32: Do you like watching holiday movies?

not realyyy??? the jack frost (rip) movie was ncie????

33: Cookies or brownies?

i live 4 chocolate chip cookies but too much is . . not preferable

34: Do you blow in the cold air just to see your breath?

no i hate breathing in & out from my mouth

35: Do you find the crickets chirping outside your window relaxing?

WELL from the great cockroach ordeal last night id probably die bc we live in an apartment building so the only way id be hearing crickets would be if they were in the ROOM

36: Do you like cobblestone streets?

my only knowledge of cobblestone is from minecraft so idk

37: How often do you doodle?

when school was still relevant i would doodle as soon as i picked up a pencil lmao i try not to anymore bc i doodled on my math assignment and forgot to fucking erase it and my math teacher called me out

38: When was the last time you blew bubbles?

a year ago?? i dont remember but i do remember when i was younger id try and blow bubbles at the void deck do yall kno what that is its just a space near the lift lobby anyway i swallowed the soap thing idk u know how ur supposed to blow? well i sucked the soap in yum

39: What’s your favorite random piece of decor in your house and room?

in my room its the bed and in the house its the water bottle that contains water

40: Do you bite your fingernails off or clip them more often?

i………………………… i dont actualy kno how to clip my nails and my mum would kill me if i tried but i dont bite my nails either

41: Any birthmarks?

not that i know of

42: Thoughts on freckles?

ive never actually seen someone with freckles in public before but theyre good stuff i gueess?? i dont actually have an opinion on them? everyone says theyre cute and all but im just ??? not that i hate freckles tho if u have freckles? thats cool!

43: First video game you ever played?

pokemon pearl?? either that or megaman on my ps3 OR the bomb square guy????? idk the game name but.. ya

44: what type of bird do you hear most often outside your door?

i dont know what the bird species are but theyre small black birds not crows idk

45: Do you use gifs/ memes a lot when replying to people?

memes yes gifs no bc im not lame like jen

46: Thoughts on spring?

no comment?? i mean? its nice??????? i guess ??? if we had a spring

47: Ideal temperature outside?

oh boy 20 degrees would be enough for me but its never gotten that low before sunny island’s life

48: Cloudy, partly cloudy, or clear skies?

i like clear skies when its bright! but not too sunny and not too warm!!!!! clouds are nice to look at too though

49: How often do you hear airplanes outside?

yeah we live near an airport i dont think anybody uses????

50: Do you enjoy windy days?

windy days are my SHIT back in school our basketball court was open spaced and whenevr wind blew we could feel it man thats the life right there but i hate windy days when im sitting at home bc it flows the curtains rigth into my face i like the feel of the wind and the smell of fresh air but… curtains in my face? not 2 great so rip i close all the windows lmao

okay thank u so much 4 asking falen i love you and wow this was a lot

#im laughing icb i asked u to ask me thank u for asking #ur a good pal #softshouyous #asks

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jupeterian · 7 years ago

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Ok so i was tagged to do the 20 questions thingy

@aquariusqueen tagged me but sooo long ago i was tagged by @missunderzztood to do something similar and ALSO even longer ago @moonmood (who i absolutely love) tagged me in one of these as well, so im just gonna do them all together. Im SO sorry i completely forgot! You are all so great and im so forgetful!!! I also apologize for this being so goddamn long

1) Name: Lucía

2) Nicknames: Luli or Lu

2) Gender: female

3) Sun sign: Libra ♎

4) Height: 1, 60

5) Sexual orientation: Bi

6) Hogwarts House: Slytherin 🐍

7) Nationality: Argentinian

8) Favorite season: i cant pick one!!! I love them all!!

9) Fav book: i have so many but i still think about Dan Brown’s Inferno and Truman Capote’s Cold Blood years after ive read them

10) Fav animal: there’s no way i can pick just ONE

11) Fav Scent: anything expensive and classy lol

12) Fav color: Turquoise (is that how u spell it? Idk, turquesa and also any shade of pink)

13) Coffee | Tea | Hot cocoa: Coffee

14) Average sleep hours: 6 hs give or take

15) Cat or dog person: both istg

16) Fav band/singer: my all-time favorite band is My Chemical Romance (I KNOW, but their songs feel like home ok)

17) Fav fictional character: i dont think i have one tbh

18) Dream Job: i’ll be an embassador so.. theres that

19) N° of blankets u sleep with: they are currently 3

20) Dream trip: well id love to travel everywhere really but the trip i had been wating for my entire life was my prom trip and it couldnt have been more perfect. Just 10 days in Bariloche, away from parents with the entire class, partying every night in a different club and during the day doing excursions in the snow. Idk how i survived being drunk w no sleep and high on ibuprofen bc i was sick af for 10 days but its the best thing thats ever happened to me

21) Blog created: i created my main like 2 years ago ? And Jupetarian last november

22) what made you decide to make a tumblr: i was really curious abt this site and then i stayed lol. With this blog, i just wanted a space where i could keep everything related to astrology without fucking up my main

23) N° of followers: i think Jupetarian has almost 200 now?? I never thought id have any followers lol so im v excited i love them all so much

24) Random fact: since this is not specific i could go on forever talking about myself lol but first things that come to my mind are i can speak 3 languages, play 5 instruments and i play volleyball?? But im extremely competitive and i get super angry, frustrated and judgemental if i dont win or get my way in literally everything lmfao

25) Fav book you were made to read in class: mmmm i loved The Lord of the Flies but i think my fav was a compilation of Cortazar’s stories

26) Best vacation memory: idk about “best” but there was this one time i went to california and we were in Hermosa Beach (san diego) with a friend and a bunch of guys pass riding bikes and chanting “national killing day!” And we were v confused

27) Best meal you ever had: chiken marinated in beer/wine/gancia or sidra i swear everyone needs to try it oh my goood

28) Last song you’ve listened to: ByPass’ opening song bc im a nostalgic bitch who cant let go her prom trip (its been a whole year KILL ME)

29) Last adventure you went on: like 2 weeks ago i had to lie to my parents about meeting with friends in a bar bc i was actually going on a date SOOO my dad took me to the bar, i lied to the “waiting-list lady” when i told her we were gonna be 10 people so she would let me in so i could wait until my dad left. After 5 minutes or so i got out and started walking like 8 blocks to the subway, watching my back the whole time bc i had lost sight of my dad (mind you, the city is v dangerous and i was alone and the streets were dark and empty i was so loving the adrenaline). I didnt know the guy, i was super far away from my home and i got back at like 4 am and i was SO HAPPY bc i love feeling free like that 💕

30) Fav mythological creature: prob mermaids??? Ive been obssesed with them since forever (i think its bc of my lack of water lol)

31) Fav story/myth/fairy tale: man, any old disney story. I also remember fondly pulgarcito, hansel y gretel, manuelita, and so many more

32) Last tv show u watched: Black Mirror and i still think about it every day

33) Calm or stormy: stormy but i love calm too (uuugh i can never pick smth when it comes to nature)

34) Fav painter: i just love rainassance and barocco paintings but i dont think i can decide??? How can i choose between so many beautiful things!!!!!

35) Ocean or forest: im gonna say ocean bc i feel a deep conection to it but i just.love.the forest.so.much !!!!!

Oh and i tag everyone that wants to do this (?

#i feel like this is boringly long omg #but there u go #ive finally delivered #about me #mychemicalsiren #jupetarian

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gizoogletranslateshomestuck · 6 years ago

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JADE: it wont be earth fo` mizzy longa JADE: it will be hizzy ta thizne new empire JADE: Its just anotha homocide. i will deliva it ta tha univerze we crizzay JADE: or i should say tha one YOU C-R-to-tha-izzeate JADE: if you are obizzle n complizzle tha tasks yizzay be assizzle, you may have a place 'n tha empire amizzle the subservient classes

KARKAT, niggaz, better recognize: BRRRRRR! KARKAT: DID YIZNOU FEEL THAT TOO KIZZLE? A CHIZZILL JUST RAN DIZZOWN MAH TORSO PILLAR DUE TA ALL THA *PIZZLE EVIL* THAT BRAINWASHED JADE IS SAY'N! I'M CRACK-A-LACKIN` PETRIFY, SOMEBODY HIZZLE ME CHIZZANGE MAH SMELLY PANTS! KARKAT: LISTEN JADE. N OTHA RANDOM EVIL GIZZIRL, YIZZY LISTEN TOO. I DIZZAY CARE ABOUT YO' STUPID LITTLE GLIZZLE OR YO' OMINOUS ALLIZZLE TA NEW EMPIRES OR WHAT SIZZORT OF PIZZLE WE CIZZLE EXPECT TA BE 'N YOUR BOGUS DRIZNEAM DYSTOPIA. KARKAT: Holla! THIZZAY BE ONLY ONE COURZE OF ACTIZZLE F-R-TO-THA-IZZOM YIZZAY WHICH I WIZNILL TOLERATE, N THAT BE FEED'N ME A STEADY DIET OF FUCK'N ANSWA! NOT CAGEY, SMIRK-TORTURED INFIZZLE DELIVERIZZLE BETWEEN SHITTY VIZZLE CHUCKLES, I WANT AN UNINTERRUPTED SPATE OF H-TO-THA-IZZARD, UNEMBELLISHED DATA WHIZZLE HIZZLE ONLY ONE PURPOZE, N THAT BE TA GIT ME PERSONALLY UP TA SPEE' ON LITIZZLE FRONTIN', RIZZLE DIS BLOOD SHITT'N SECOND!!!!!

JADE: karkizzle i had almost forgotten how much i misze' our repartee JIZZLE: thizzank you fo` remind'n me, that outburst was beautiful JADE: if youre frustratizzle by tha way im crack-a-lackin` you lizzay at it dis way... im not straight trippin' you fo` passwords anymore be i?

KARKAT: HAHA! YOU T-H-TO-THA-IZZINK I CIZZARE 'BOUT PASSWIZZLE? KARKAT: COMPARED TA DIS, THA PASSWORDS WIZZERE A GODDIZZLE LIZZLE!!! WITTA CHECKERED TABLECLOTH N EVERYTH'N! FUN FO` ALL INVOLVIZZLE, ESPECIALLY THA MARCHBUGS SAGGIN' THA CRUMBS AWAY! KARKAT ya feelin' me? I WIZZOULD FUCK'N KIZNILL TA HAVE TA GIVE YOU PASSWORDS AGAIN, ESPECIALLY IF IT MEANT UNLOCK'N REGULAR JADE FROM BROTHA CORRUPTED EMPIRE SERV'N BARKFIZZLE STATE! KARKAT: *BE* THIZZERE A PASSWORD LIKE THAT JIZZY? CAN I S-T-TO-THA-IZZART MOBBIN' AT IT?? KARKAT and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: LET SEE, SIZZLE YOU APPIZZLE TA BE SOME SIZNORT OF WIZZILD CARNIZZLE FURRY NOW, IT PROBABLY HIZZAY SUM-M SUM-M TA DO WIT MEAT, DOESN'T IT? KARKAT: SAUSAGES? KARKAT: IT SAUSAGES ISN'T IT KARKAT: BE I CLOZE? Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. SUM-M SUM-M 'N THA SAUSAGE DEPARTMENT. KARKAT: SNOUT SAUSAGES? KARKAT: GRUBWURST! KARKAT: HOOF LOAF? Chill as I take you on a trip.? KARKAT keep'n it real yo: HAMSTEAK!!!

JADE: S-O-Double-Rizzy karkat, there be no password, niggaz, better recognize. nizzot dis tizzay JADE: if you contizzle ta list mizzeat products then im afraid tha onlizzle cruisin' you W-to-tha-izzill unlizzle be mah fizzle doggy hunga J-TO-THA-IZZADE: n believe me, you dont want ta see me W-H-to-tha-izzen im doggy hungry

KIZZLE: (ROLL'N MAH DAMN EYES)

JIZZADE: bizzay if you insizzle on hound'n me (hehe) fo` siznome sort of explanatizzle, its all pretty simple JADE: we all recentlizzle arrizzle 'n dis brand new session... janes sizzle actually JIZZY: dis is jane btw. say hi J-to-tha-izzane

JANE: .

JIZZLE: lol JIZZADE: jane be actually my biologicizzle motha believe it or not

KARKAT so sit back relax new jacks get smacked: DIS STORY SUCKS SO FAR yeah yeah baby!

JADE: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. shh! JADE: but killa session was taken ova by tha woman whizzle you M-to-tha-izzight call our mutual grizzay grandmotha JADE: shes an alizzle, ya feel me? a very powerful triznoll qizzle actually

KARKAT n we out! Y-TO-THA-IZZEAH gangsta style! THE EMPRESS BE HIZZAY! I THINK WE ALREADY MANAGE' TA DEDUCE THIZZLE!

JADE: karkat you be tha one wizzy demanded an "UNINTERRUPTED SPATE OF HARD, UNEMBELLISHED DATA" JADE: ill thizzle you ta not ta yizzay at me fo` do'n exactly what you requested

KARKAT: (KANAYA, D-YA SEE WHAT I HIZZAD TA DEAL WIT)

KANIZZLE: (You Do Realize I Spoke Ta Jade Plentizzle Of Times Myself)

KARKAT fo' real: (YOU DIZZAY ya dig?) KARKAT: (OH YEAH) KARKAT: (I GUESS I FORGOT 'BOUT THIZZAY)

JADE n we out! ha imperious condescension be 'n control nizzy J-TO-THA-IZZADE: Anotha dogg house production. she intends ta carry out tha gang bangin' objectives to complete tha session JADE: thizzle tasks will be distributed among several recently recruited agents of courze JADE: (thats you!) JADE: dis should cizzome as a relief ta yizzay since it mizzay you n she be not 'n opposition at all JADE: 'n fact you share all tha same goals! JIZZY: tha only differizzle be thiznat when the time comes she will be tha one claiming tha ultimate reward J-TO-THA-IZZADE: tha spoils wizzay be ha not ours... git it?

KARKAT: I THINK SO dogg! KARKAT: SHIZZAY WANTS US ALL TA GIT A NICE HEEZEE STIZNART ON OUR DECADENT NEW LIFE OF SLAVERY PROMIZE' FO` US ON YO' SCIZZAY MODEL OF ALTERNIEARTH. KARKAT where the sun be shinin and I be rhymin': THIZZAT SIZNOUNDS SNOOPA! DIZZLE THAT SOUND PLAYA KANAYA like this and like that and like this and uh?

KANAYA: No

KARKAT: I TIZZY I SPEAK FO` KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fuck'n Snoopa. KIZZLE: HOW DO WE GIT STARTED??? I AM JUST BEFOULING MAH ALREADY-PUNGENT DRAWA OVA THE OPPORTUNITIZZLE TA GIT DOWN TA BUSINESS N STIZZART RIDIN' SLAVERY!

JADE ta help you tap dat ass: excellizzle JADE: whizzat you wiznill nee' ta do be ready the yizzay F-R-to-tha-izzog fo` its journizzle ta skaia JADE: Tru niggaz do niggaz. i wizzle prepare skaia ta receive it by deploy'n tha battlefield from our old sizzle JADE: dis wizzy br'n fertilizzle ta tha void sizzle n allow tha frizzay ta mature W-H-to-tha-izzen he completizzles his journey

KARKAT: SO YOU WIZZY US TA M-TO-THA-IZZAKE ANOTHA F-R-TO-THA-IZZOG?

JADE: no! JADE: i already made one actizzle JIZZLE: D-to-tha-izzont yiznou rememba??

KARKAT: UH

JIZNADE: really yo' job be so easizzle JIZZADE in tha mutha fuckin club: theres no miznore frizzay pimpin' involved at all JIZZAY fo' sheezy: when tha time is right, yizzy just H-to-tha-izzave ta releaze tha one thizzats already there

KARKAT n we out! WHERE BE IT yaba daba dizzle?

JADE: it F-to-tha-izzell into tha fizzay JIZZLE: 'n tha yiznears since it hizzle sunk all tha way down ta tha plizzles core JADE: but as it happens that is exactly whizzay it should be! JADE: mah denizen be nizzy guard'n it JIZZAY: as im sizzay kanaya alrizzle knows it wizzy not be releaze' unless you travizzle thiznere n formally request that she do so

KIZZLE: OH YEAH so jus' chill? KIZZLE: IF IT THIZZLE SIZZY, THEN WHY DON'T YOU DO IT! KARKAT in tha hood: YOU CIZZAN UZE YO' DOGG TELEPORTATION OR WHATEVER.

JADE: i alreadizzle did JIZNADE: echizzle will nizzay speak wit me

KARKIZZLE: HAHAHA! KARKAT bitch ass nigga: WHY NOT? KARKAT with the S-N-double-O-P: COULD IT BE DIZZUE TA THA FACT THAT YOE A CRAPPY EVIZZLE VERSION OF YOSELF, N THA MIGHTY ECHIDNA JUST POSSIBLY HAS TOO MUCH SELF RESPECT TA BOTHA DIGNIFY'N THA FARCE YOU BECOME?

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. it be not important why, n it changes nuttin JADE: shizne said shizzay would onlizzle speak with anotha hizzle of space JADE: T-H-to-tha-izzat would be kanaya JADE: she also cryptically reqizzle the presizzle of tha knight who once helped ha wit breed'n dizzles JADE: karkat i gatha that W-to-tha-izzould be you

KARKAT: ME, know what im sayin??? KIZZLE: WIZZY WIZZAY SHE ASK TA SIZZAY ME KARKAT: ANOTHA SPACE PLAYA I COULD UNDERSTAND, BUT WHIZZAT THA F-TO-THA-IZZUCK DO I HAVE TA DO WIT DIS?

J-TO-THA-IZZADE: i dizzle know karkat JIZZADE: that be your problem, nizzle mizzy JADE and my money on my mind: maybe you shizzay try feel'n grateful she askizzle fo` yizzay

KARKAT: GRATIZZLE?!

JIZNADE: youre gett'n tha chance ta sizzet riznight what wizzent so horribly wrong JIZZLE cuz its a doggy dog world: ta atone fo` yo' hasty first attizzle at frog breed'n which resulted 'n a terminal univerze JADE from tha streets of tha L-B-C: if i were yizzay i would fizzy pretty relieved ta git a second chance, but thats just me :p

KARKAT: WOW... KARKIZZLE: WOW thats off tha hook yo!!!!!!! KARKAT: KANAYA, IT OFFICIAL. JADE HAS TURNED INTO S-TO-THA-IZZOME SORT OF GROSS NIGHTMARE BIZNITCH! KARKAT: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. AS THA BELEAGUERED N LIZZY SUFFER'N LEADA, ALBEIT *S-T-I-TO-THA-IZZILL* LEADA OF OUR PARTY, I MOTION THIZZAT WE DON'T DO ANYTH'N SHE SEZ, OR NOTHIN' TRIPPIN' TA HIZNELP THA EMPRESS EVEN IF IT OVERLAPS WIT OUR OWN INTERESTS, N STOP LISTEN'N TA WERE-HARLEY UNTIL SHIZNE SNAPS OUT OF HA BRUTAL IDIOT CIZNOMA yeah yeah baby!

KANAYA thats off tha hook yo: I Second Yo' Motion

KARKAT: THA MOTION PASZES WIT AN SAGGIN' MAJORITY OF VOTES AMONG THUGZ 'N THA IMMEDIATE VICINITY WHO AREN'T HORRIBLE!

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lumos-star684 · 7 years ago

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All of them. Just to be a pain

Can’t believe I’m about to answer these but its either this or a marketing assignment so here goes…

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk?

more cereal

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?

Yes!

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books?

blank revision cards and raffle tickets

4: how do you take your coffee/tea?

white with sugar

5: are you self-conscious of your smile?

yes

6: do you keep plants?

non but i would like to (in fact, I’m going to buy one next week)

7: do you name your plants?

nope

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?

none im not very creative :(

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself?

yep

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?

side or stomach usually

11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends?

hmmm can’t think of this (wait you should know this any idea?)

12: what’s your favorite planet?

Pluto

13: what’s something that made you smile today?

my little niece started talking to me about flying pigs

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?

like the friends apartment with loads of little quirky shit

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!

Venus is the only planet that spins backwards relative to the other planets.

16: what’s your favorite pasta dish?

good ole simple pasta with tomato sauce and cheese

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair?

dark purple

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.

i have no stories omg

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it?

non

20: what’s your favorite eye color?

don’t have one in particular, depends on the person really

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.

there was my little karrimor rucksack that i had all throughout (most of ) secondary school and it broke on the day before the last day of Year 11 but still holds a special place in my heart

22: are you a morning person?

nooooooooo (unless its morning where you’ve been up all night)

23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?

make tea and watch tv

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?

nope (i don’t have a lot of secrets though??)

25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?

a hotel kitchen (by accident i should add)

26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?

at the moment, my black boots

27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?

mint?? idek

28: sunrise or sunset?

sunset

29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?

there’s this one little shit that always sends me asks on tumblr

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?

yes

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about sock

socks, my friend, are a fucking brilliant invention. i have a bit of love-hate relationship with socks because i feel like they confine your feet (i mean why would you want to lock your feet into little pockets of cloth?) but on the other hand THEY’RE SO CUTE. little socks with funky patterns and little animals and the super soft house socks as well. having said that, all my socks are black with either pink purple or blue on the foot and heel parts. SO, my favourite thing to do is always wear mismatched socks - but nobody can tell because the main part of the sock is black. It’s like a little secret I can wear all day knowing that my socks are not the same even though it looks like they are.

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.

we’d just left a club in prague and headed over to burger king. we sat down and then out of nowhere in the middle of prague this group of gujarati kids came and sat down next to us. I had a conversation with them and forgot that the other girls hadn’t the foggiest idea what the fuck we were talking about. we were leaving and then one of them asked me to marry him……

33: what’s your fave pastry?

er…something with chocolate? or apples

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?

there was this little black dog that used to be my sister’s, i can’t remember what i used to call him but I’ve still got him somewhere

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?

I absolutely love them but can never bring myself to use them (I eventually did and my Latin notes are so fucking pretty)

36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?

Bahamas

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean?

messy but organised messy

38: tell us about your pet peeves!

when people walk slowly in the middle of the street and when people think they’re better than you

39: what color do you wear the most?

black

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you?

i have a little harry potter necklace i got for my 16th which i wear almost every day

41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving?

me before you

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!

don’t like coffee shops much

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?

nobody

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?

last sunday

45: do you trust your instincts a lot?

no lol they’re shit

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.

all puns are good puns

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe?

ermm dunnoo

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?

can’t remember exactly what my biggest fear was, but it’s not the same as today (although probably quite similar)

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?

nope don’t own any

50: what’s an odd thing you collect?

empty glue sticks

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them?

you - la vie en rose

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?

LOOL some of the trump and theresa may ones have been pretty good

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?

no but they’re all on my list to watch

54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?

probably a stranger on the train

55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?

moved out

56: what are some things you find endearing in people?

people tagging in posts and memes

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?

currently ill in bed so i didn’t even move -_-

58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?

keef is the wine mom and i reckon you will be the vodka aunt :)

59: what’s your favorite myth?

there was this one where zeus was cheating on hera and when he got caught he turned the woman into a cow

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?

yes! usually just snippets i read on the internet though

61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?

given is what we gave keef and received…i don’t think ive ever received a stupid gift?

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?

sometimes yes, either the innocent strawberry and banana smoothie or the orange and passionfruit tropicana

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be?

music yes, it all has to be in particular playlists and books no, they’re just stacked randomly

64: what color is the sky where you are right now?

bright blueee

65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with?

you :( and a couple of people from school actually

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?

tiny little black red and purple flowers

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?

a bit eh actually, but also nice if i’m inside and in bed

68: what’s winter like where you live?

not great, just a bit grim and rainy and no snow

69: what are your favorite board games?

monopolyyyy

70: have you ever used a ouija board?

nope

71: what’s your favorite kind of tea?

breakfast tea

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it?

1000000% yes

73: what are some of your worst habits?

picking at the skin around my fingers and overthinking (the standard tbh)

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.

newcastle born and bred sarcastic little shit who can be a bit annoying but also has a heart of gold

75: tell us about your pets!

MY LITTLE BABYYYYY Goghi is my cat - black with little white paws, a white stripe down her front and a white moustache. Softest fucking fur EVER. She has one funny eye, hates people and sleeps all day. I also have about twenty fish in the pond and two little ones in a tank inside. Varying sizes and no names

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?

a marketing assignment, the laundry and cleaning my room

77: pink or yellow lemonade?

noooo idea..

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?

fanclub. they’re one in a minion those things

79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?

little things like when people come and see me i cant think of a particular example

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?

beige and nope we just painted the whole house that colour

81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.

*can’t remember what anyone’s eyes look like*

82: are/were you good in school?

yeah i was a pretty good student

83: what’s some of your favorite album art?

the airborne toxic event and green day’s american idiot

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?

yesss but not sure yet!

85: do you read comics? what are your faves?

nope

86: do you like concept albums? which ones?

i have never heard of concept albums (upon googling it appears i do like some of them, yes)

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?

3 idiots, dead poets society and kuch kuch hota hai amongst others

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?

non

89: are you close to your parents?

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.

Londonnn - its just….everything (but also expensive)

91: where do you plan on traveling this year?

croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina and hopefully a couple of other city breaks

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?

drowns

93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?

hair down if its straight or pony tail if its curly

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?

my little cousin’s birthday was yesterday

95: what are your plans for this weekend?

stay in be all weekend drink tea and eat soup

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?

procrastinate, all the time

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?

INTJ/INTP, gemini and ravenclaw

98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?

ncs? loved it but also hated it because i don’t like climbing

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.

Current favourites: Sometime Around Midnight, Vampire Smile and Wasn’t Expecting That

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?

Future - five years ago i was there and twas a bit shite

oh my god you don’t know how long those took me YOU BETTER READ THEM ALL @findinganiqa XXX

#aniqaunderground #messages #bloody hell this is long #this took me all week

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canaryatlaw · 6 years ago

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alright, let’s get going here. the last 24 hours or so have been fairly odd, at least the first 12, because after I logged off last night and tried to fall asleep I found myself unable to do so. Usually when something like this happens it’s because I forgot to take some of the meds I need to fall asleep, but I knew I had taken them because I had specifically checked to make sure I had them before taking them that night. so I really don’t know what that was about, but I ended up being up to at least 5 am, that was the last time I checked the clock anyway. I did go on my phone at some points at ended up in a pinterest spiral of looking at different candy recipes, so I now have like 6 different types of candies I want to make right now (like, twix, homemade jolly ranchers, and homemade pop rocks to name a few) so that was slightly good at least. eventually I did fall asleep, and woke up to my 1:30 pm alarm. My original plan for today was to get up at 11 and go vote in the Chicago Mayor’s election today before I had the webinar from the Time’s Up Legal Defense Fund at 2. Since it took me forever to go to sleep I decided to switch it up and vote afterwards, so I woke up in time to get set up for the webinar. It was pretty interesting, about the intersection of disabilities and sexual harassment law, definitely a lot to learn there, this was part 1 so part 2 will be next week. I was also looking at recipes while it was going on (because I like to multitask) and made a short grocery list for the candy recipes. So when the webinar was over at 3:30 I got changed into actual clothes and ran out to go vote. Luckily for me my voting location is literally just across the street from me, and at this time of day it was virtually abandoned, like two other voters in there, so it took me very little time to get set up and into voting. There was a total of 14 candidates running for Mayor (none of which are actually aligned with political parties, they’re all just running on their own platform) which is a tad insane, and there’s been smear ads running on tv for months now about it, along with incessant text messages from different campaigns that are annoying AF. but my decision was based on the fact that there was precisely one candidate who had mentioned juvenile justice reform in any of the ads I saw from anyone, so I voted for her (the fact that she was a WOC and not a white man was also a big plus). So I got out of there in less than 10 minutes total, and walked down the street to the grocery store to get eggs and some random ingredients I needed. They didn’t end up having everything I wanted (I mean, to be fair your typical grocery store probably isn't going to carry non-fat dry milk powder, but I tried) but I got gelatin and heavy cream (for the caramel) and some extra fine sugar (which is not the same thing as powdered sugar) and a few other random things. They only had the jumbo pack of gelatin left that came with 32 packets and was a whopping $15, but given that they didn’t have several other things I wanted I just said fuck it and got it anyway. I’m sure I’ll put it to good use. Checked out and headed home, when I walked in the door kitty was trying to examine the door crack (like where the hinges are) that comes open when the door opens, and when I went to close it I heard a very pained screech, at which point I saw that she’d managed to get one of her paws stuck in the crack, so I had to reopen the door to let her get it out, then of course she darted away and was freaking out and I was just like !!! baby!!! Just let me make sure you’re okay!!! so I chased her down after a few minutes and picked her up, thankfully there was no visible injury on her paws so that was comforting at least. Like ya really gotta scare me like that kitty??? smh. Anyway. I put the groceries away and then started to get set up for the podcast episode we were going to record tonight after having to postpone it from last night. so we did that, I won’t spoil anything but it’s about 30 minutes long and we talk about the casting news as well as some of Batwoman’s appearances in the comics, and overall I think it went pretty well, so I’m pleased that should be coming out soon. After we finished with that I turned on the tv and went to amazon prime where I decided to start their new show “Lorena” that all the true crime groups I’m in on fb have been raving about for weeks now. In case you’re not familiar, it follows the story of Lorena Bobbit, who made international headlines after cutting her husband’s penis off (and not gonna lie, I was a bit of a giggling mess throughout the first episode). But it gets a lot more into how much she was abused and raped by him and just how much of a disgusting shitty person he was, so it’s really interesting. Just before 8 I switched over to actual cable to watch The Gifted season finale. I wasn’t sure how they were going to wrap everything up in one episode, but they actually did a fairly good job with it I’d say. Major spoilers ahead, **YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED** Reed :( god that was so heartbreaking, I was dead. But it was such a self-sacrificial thing he did for the safety of his family and the world at large by taking down Reeva. On the other hand, I was very glad to see Clarice return and not be dead, because I very much like her as a character and was saddened at her apparent death. And yeah, it was a really solid episode that I liked a lot, I like cried at the end when they showed Lorna and Marcos with their baby, like all the tears honestly lol. So I liked that a lot. After that was over I kept the news on because they were talking about the election results coming in. So the deal was in order to win, a candidate had to get more than 50% of the vote, and if nobody got that high, the top two would be in a run-off election at the beginning of April. Now, with 14 candidates, the chances anyone was gonna reach 50% were pretty damn slim. I was happy to see though that the candidate I voted for was in second place and ultimately remained there and got a spot in the run-off election with like 15% of the vote, and the candidate in the lead with 17% of the vote was also a WOC who also happens to be an out lesbian, so that’s pretty awesome. I’ll have to do more thorough research on both of them before the run-off election. So basically I kept that on for the rest of the night and followed it until I decided to get ready for bed, then procrastinated, and now I am here. Amazingly (probably only because I took my meds) I am getting sleepy now, so I’m going to at least attempt to fall asleep, hopefully I’ll have (much) more success than last night, wish me luck. Goodnight dears. Hope you’re having a great week.

#daily journal #February 2019 #Rachel's podcasting adventures

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The Best 'Bachelorette' Recap Youll Ever Read: The Men Tell All & Thank God There's Alcohol

This week on instead of finishing up with the fantasy suites or really giving us any sort of resolution from last weeks boring AF meet the parents episode, ABC chose to waste two hours of my life with the Men Tell All. Because we dont get enough mansplaining in our everyday lives. Luckily for them, I can't resist watching a group of grown-ass men wearing pastel pocket squares act like 14-year-old girls fighting over a lunch table.

The first 10 minutes consists of Chris Harrison revisiting his glory days the best / moments from the Men Tell All episodes. Like, no need to try and convince me to watch this garbage. Im already here. The alcohol has been bought.

We end this sad walk down memory lane with an ultrasound of JP and Ashleys publicity stunt to stay relevant baby. I guess ABC thought it wasnt enough that 60 percent of my Facebook newsfeed is selfies of my friends and every drunk girl Ive ever befriended in the bathrooms uteruses (your fetus looks like an alien btw), but now they must punish me further by watching Bachelor spawn float around in amniotic fluids? *pours drink*

Chris Harrison: Most seasons the mansion turns into one giant frat house, but this season we had to get production in there to fuck shit up was different.

Me:

Theyre introducing the men and Im realizing that the Blue Moon Im aggressively chugging has more testosterone in it than Rachels entire cast of suitors. If I see one more matching pocket square I will lose my goddamn mind. Also, I have never seen half of these people before in my damn life. I would bet my roommates the six pack sitting in my fridge rn that half these dudes are just random Instagram trash they found on the streets of LA. Youre not fooling anyone, ABC.

Lol I totally forgot about this completely scripted fight between Waboom and Blake. And then someone who made it to the final 5 opens his mouth to defend Blake. Who are you again?

Oh good, DeMarios back. ABC must know I cant sleep soundly until a fuckboy has whispered lies to me.

The entire cast jumps down DeMarios throat over this whole Lexi thing, and yet, no one says shit about the whole scandal. I smell a cover-up.

Chris Harrison: Were you dating Lexi?

DeMario: Do you know the definition of Side Chick?

Chris Harrison: .

DeMario: I didnt even take a picture with her! Is there any actual proof that we dated??

Me: *tries to set DeMario on fire with eyes* *goes back to aggressively drinking alcohol*

Lol love that DaMario just compared himself and Lexi to a President of the United States and his mistress. Such a classic fuckboy move to defend your shady behavior by comparing yourself to other, more famous fuckboys.

DeMario: The way I see it, Im like Bill Clinton

Me:

And now that weve sufficiently turned an entire studio audience and half of America against DeMario, lets move on to the racist. Chris Harrison is so good at moving the conversation forward.

Dean trying to call Lee racist without using the R word or acknowledging that he low-key endorsed a racist comment on Instagram yesterday. At least youre pretty.

Watching Kennys montage and all I can think is, seriously how fucking old is your child? Like, shes so cute but old enough to rent a car. Forget this Kenny/Lee drama, Chris Harrison, Id like to see this birth certificate!

Chris: What did you think about your dad going on the show?

McKenzie: Idk Im just trying to get a car for my birthday.

Lol McKenzie shading Kenny for getting 10th in the competition is me as a child.

Now, that the 25-year-old paid actress Kennys kid has exited the stage I guess its time to bring out our president a racist asshole who cannot control himself on Twitter.

Lee: I just make jokes when Im uncomfortable and at the wrong times.

Me & the viewers back home:

And OH SHIT. Chris Harrison brings out every racist, homophobic, anti-feminist tweet Lee has ever tweeted in his life. You have no chill, Chris. NO chill.

Lee looks terrified, like the audience and half the cast might shank him at any moment. Im giddy from the drama.

Chris Harrison: *points to damning tweets*

Lee: I notice theres some things that I need to work on like my racism

DeMario is losing his shit over these tweets, meanwhile Will is looking at Lee like a disappointed dad.

^^Will watching Lee lose his damn mind on Twitter

THANK GOD, its Deans turn. I love when I get to spend quality time with my boyfriend a reality TV star Ive never met before. The camera focuses on Dean and he talks about how he was dumped on national television after ABC used him for his family drama hometowns and then pans to a 14-year-old girl sobbing because they want you to remember that Dean is only 25. Subtle, ABC.

Watching Deans montage and all I can think is get you a man who will wear a camo blazer to a nationally televised event.

They bring Rachel out and once again my eyes are assaulted by her outfit choices. Rachel, WHY do you test me like this? Ive already sat through 90 minutes of Waboom trying to stay relevant and the professional tickler sitting on a hand-shaped chair. Dont do this to me.

It looks like that dress was part of someones audition collection. But, like, the one Heidi and Nina talked shit about off-screen. At least her hair is on point though. Small victories.

Seriously, if anyone knows the name of her stylist please leave their name, number, and ALL of their social media handles in the comments section so I can properly reach out and have a conversation with them drag them on social media for what theyve done to her.

The men are allowed to have one final conversation with Rachel before she is not contractually obligated to deal with their shit anymore. Fred cries. Kenny hits on her. Alex says nothing but his blazer says everything. Things like,

^^Alex last night looking like hell steal your girl Bachelorette bracket victory

And thats it for this episode! Thank god I spent two hours of my life watching Iggy try and interject into everyone's drama every fucking second he could for more screen time. At least there was alcohol. I cant wait to see next weeks shit show episode!

Read more: http://www.betches.com/bachelorette-rachel-men-tell-all-recap

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