#random shite tag

[n1ckelpistol]

Was anybody going to tell me about these voicelines or was i supposed to randomly come across them on a friday morning myself. Shes on the phone with sniper in the last one i just decided

[wolfavens]

IV. write me a song i can fall in love to

[devildarlindumbass]

Was talking about how much I don't like my irl eyelashes (I got them BIG eyelashes that make me look like a guy in mascara) and my friend goes 'it kinda kinda reminds me of the ink demon. Like. They're like your ink veil over your eyes'

And I went. Huh. Never thought about it like that.

[sothischickshe]

Disrespectfully, what the actual fuck have they done to this app... Is tumblr trying to get itself declared officially unusable & put out its misery or??

[norfkid]

i’ve conditioned myself on student-living food for so long now that while i’m back at my parents’ during the holidays i’ve started craving the dissatisfaction of eating shitty packet instant noodles

[ashey-did-owt-wrong]

Why do im hurt

[saurons-pr-department]

I posted 1,265 times in 2022

205 posts created (16%)

1,060 posts reblogged (84%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@arofili

@foxindarkness

@trashipsinc

@maironsmaid

I tagged 1,173 of my posts in 2022

Only 7% of my posts had no tags

#silmarillion - 448 posts

#art reblog - 359 posts

#sauron - 332 posts

#mairon - 328 posts

#hehehe - 235 posts

#lotr - 143 posts

#annatar - 95 posts

#celebrimbor - 90 posts

#melkor - 84 posts

#silvergifting - 67 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#but like is the galadriel story there to try actively *prevent* the common fandom characterisation of queer (in both sexuality and gender)

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Sauron stole only the black horses because he is a widow who is still observing an official mourning period.

261 notes - Posted July 16, 2022

#4

Psst! Don't look now, but I think Celebrimbor has been replaced by Chancellor Palpatine... I am expecting some Dark Lord on Dark Lord violence.

323 notes - Posted June 7, 2022

#3

So who's had the biggest character/role assassination:

1) Simultaneously Girlbossified yet oddly stripped of her title that would actually make her a boss and maneuvered by every man ever Galadriel

2) Soggy plain toast Sauron

3) Why have we had an entire season of a show named after my greatest works that's almost completely devoid of my presence Chancellor Palpatine Celebrimbor

4) I can decide when people are unexiled from Valinor if one of them is sufficiently bothersome Gil-Galad

Honourable mention:

5) Celeborn Teleporno who appears to have been just plain assassinated (he may come back, I get it. It's for the bit)

380 notes - Posted October 14, 2022

#2

Done in 5min, from that post you shared. (via shojoshark)

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Yes! Yes! This is exactly what was imagining! This is glorious. Thank you so much for sharing <3

401 notes - Posted June 21, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

The White Hand of Saruman wasn't actually any kind of insignia, he was just putting suncream on the Uruk Hai and forgot to rub it all in sometimes. This is why they can go out in the sun

1,100 notes - Posted June 1, 2022

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[chocolate-cream-soldier]

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[wint3ris3m0]

Alright, look. If you and I have DEEP lore going on like 1-2 years and you cut me off, like. You suck.

If you have an issue at least pretty please let us do a rivalry thing like Naruto and Sasuke. Like were still best friends (probably gay for each other) but always getting at each others throats.

It simply makes for better plot points, yeah? This "nah fam I'm out" shit pisses the audience off

[gigacat]

[n1ckelpistol]

I fucking love games where the story is either told unreliably, or non-chronologically, or not at all. Characters rendered at a resolution so low/style so simple 90% of their design is up to you. I fucking love ambiguity and player interpretation. Forums and sites coming together to discuss what little story scraps and character details are tossed around the game. Yeag

[snail-rea]

Decided I’m going to be cringe and be free. Sorry to those damaged in the fallout

[artificialashley]

🎶✨ When you get this, you have to write down 5 songs you actually listen to and post them. Then send this (ask or tag) to 10 cool ppl✨🎶

ty for the tag music queen💗 @artificialortega | went on my on repeat and got the top 5! 3 of these are because they’re in my summer playlist (I realise it’s stormy in the uk right now but I was abroad for a week and really immersed myself), 1 is a new release n a banger and honestly idk why I’ve been listening to goodnight n go I promise I’m not THAT sad (but it is a tune…)

I certainly don’t have 10 people to tag but I will give @veronicasanders a reason to talk about Abba on here ❣️❣️❣️

[bikas-eye]

You know what, I've had this blog for a while (like 4? years? idk, lol), but never really reblogged? Or used it?

So yeah imma start reblogging stuff and being active if I can, so if you follow me and don't want to be spammed, you know what to do.

(My interests right now are mainly minecraft smps, like empires, witchcraft smp and the life smps. :D)

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙days like these | DR3˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: daniel ricciardo x y/n reader (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: random fluffy shite

summary: in which you're so active on social media and your fans eat it up

a/n: kind of the daniel version of This Fic i made from a lando request !!!

fc: various brunette girls from pinterest

my masterlist

twitter ->

instagram ->

yourusername

liked by danielricciardo, maxverstappen1, and 332,782 others

yourusername your favs

tagged: danielricciardo

view all 3,193 comments

maxverstappen1 neither of you are my favourites

yourusername you stink + no one asked + ratio + my bf is hotter than urs

maxverstappen1 what are you saying to me right now

yourusername you heard me

danielricciardo hahahahah

maxverstappen1 daniel tell your girlfriend to leave me alone please

yourusername this is literally my post

user3 y/n is the funniest & best wag tbh she's literally right she is our fav

user4 im in love with u

danielricciardo wow you are gorgeous and amazing

yourusername i know right

user5 i love them so bad

twitter ->

instagram ->

danielricciardo

liked by maxverstappen1, landonorris, and 881,034 others

danielricciardo girl is always eating

tagged: yourusername

view all 12,729 comments

yourusername what is wrong with you

danielricciardo huh??

yourusername WHY WOULD YOU POST THESE UGLY ASS PICS OF ME

danielricciardo wtf you literally look hot as hell

maxverstappen1 😂😂😂

yourusername i know you aint laughing at me sloth verstappen

maxverstappen1 🤐🤐🤐

user9 how can someone still look this hot whilst eating

user10 omg i love her

user11 now this is why she's everyone's fav wag

user12 reason 10292 more like

francisca.cgomes how did you bag such a hottie

danielricciardo ask myself this everyday

yourusername OMG KIKA im blushing

danielricciardo wow she doesnt care when i compliment her

francisca.cgomes what can i say 🤷‍♀️

twitter ->

instagram ->

yourusername

liked by pierregasly, danielricciardo, and 289,061 others

yourusername beach day with my gf

tagged: francisca.cgomes

view all 6,293 comments

pierregasly ???

yourusername and what do u want

pierregasly my girlfriend back?

yourusername not right now, sorry

francisca.cgomes the girls are fighting over mee

user16 I LOVE THEMMM OMG

user17 wag besties 🥹

francisca.cgomes i love u

yourusername i love you

danielricciardo so this is why u didnt text me back today

yourusername I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE SEA OK

maxverstappen1 😂😂😂

yourusername next time i see u it's on site

maxverstappen1 😰

user18 hahaha max never says a word and still gets roasted

maxverstappen1

liked by landonorris, kellypiquet, and 917,892 others

maxverstappen1 Cool 😎

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user19 IS THAT DANIEL & Y/N IN THE LAST SLIDE

user20 LOL more comments about y/n than max himself

kellypiquet ❤️❤️

liked by maxverstappen1

user29 Y/N Y/N Y/N Y/N ‼️

yourusername obsessed with my man much

maxverstappen1 i'll block you

yourusername booooooo max verstappen booooooooo tomatoes tomatoes

danielricciardo be nice y/n

yourusername no

maxverstappen1 what is wrong with her

user30 i cant tell if y/n actually has real beef with max or not 😭😭

user31 surely not hahah she's literally in his photo dump

twitter ->

instagram ->

danielricciardo

liked by yourusername, francisca.cgomes, and 771,829 others

danielricciardo my woman

tagged: yourusername

view all 8,183 comments

user35 bet he's sucking up to her

user36 awww the flower in the plastic cup

user37 the bows on the uggs she's just a girl fr

yourusername i havent forgotten what you said daniel

danielricciardo im sorry for calling you unemployed even though you are

yourusername right.

maxverstappen1 a taste of your own medicine for once

*comment deleted by maxverstappen1*

yourusername i saw that maxverstappen1

maxverstappen1 saw what

user37 boooo we want y/n & daniel fluff

danielricciardo she wont love me anymore

user38 get her some flowers or something daniel

user39 yea man up

yourusername 🤔

danielricciardo give the people what they want

yourusername fine i forgive u. and i love u

danielricciardo ! i love you so much

user40 and the crowd goes wild!!!

THE END ❤️

[kat-kc-8107]

wait i realised to late i had the hand layer hidden so she loooks stupid af nooooo!

heres we go

so ive been doing a thing for a while and since i got some semi done lines im happy to upload.

this is my baby stray traumatized extroidinair as all my characters are. im hoping to post more about her and the au but not to rushed if you guys really want it let me know and i get to it!