#random sea cucumber

[anaconda-creates]

idk your blog just smells like lavender

my assumpmtion about you is that you use lavender scented shampoo or handsoap or something

...How did you know?

[sibylstuffed-pastry]

Meet EXI, a sea cucumber who likes to show off using her bio-luminescence! Another OC and another two art pieces to practice poses and shading techniques, as well as some inner body anatomy! This is a bit more suggestive posing than I usually do, but I thought that would both, fit her very well, and be great practice! <3

3 alternate versions, I'd love to know which one is your favorite, 1/2/or 3!

Here's a wikipedia article about them!! Super cool (Warning, they are kinda gross)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enypniastes

[fishareglorious]

fishareglorious guy visits the national museum to look at.... you guessed it, fish.

[struwberrii]

akaashi headcanons ୧ ‧₊˚ 🍵 ⋅

here are my cute and silly keiji akaashi head canons because i love him ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺

always has the most monotone voice, like you can never tell what mood he’s in

definitely laughs when he isn’t supposed to like when a teacher trips or something then gets really embarrassed about laughing

is in a study group and tried to get bokuto to join and bokuto was literally clawing at the door trying to escape

has no style at all but it’s ok cause he’s cute

also literally wears whatever he finds like one time bokuto left a sleeping shirt at his house and he akaashi just wears it out

doesn’t really have friends in his class but all his classmates like and respect him, he’s always just in his own world

probably talks to himself when he’s alone

gives the most blunt and flat compliments ever like he’ll leave you blushing and gasping for air and he’s confused as to why

makes dad jokes (sometimes he’s the only one who laughs)

his love language is quality time, sometimes he doesn’t want to talk, he just wants to be with you in silence

unironically listens to weezer

he probably grew up watching good mythical morning and still watches all their new videos

always questioning if he likes bokuto romantically or platonically and has genuine crisis over his sexuality

has a problem with comparing himself to others

head overthinker

probably gets bottled coffee every morning before school

always smells like cucumbers or like sea salt (in a good way)

good cook (he loves brining you homemade lunches)

probably a big snoopy fan

has a problem with staring too long but at the same time has a problem keeping eye contact while talking to people

gets really flustered and messes up when you watch his practice

surprisingly bold with what he wants and doesn’t really how bold he’s being until he thinks about it later that night

really good at checkers for some reason

older people love him so much

his socks NEVER match for some reason + he wears the silliest socks ever like he definitely has rainbow striped socks

he’s super awkward but in a cute way

secretly slips cute notes in ur bag for u to find later

gets really shy about pda but gives u head/forehead kisses

has matching pj pants with bokuto and they wear them at every sleepover

covers his mouth when he smiles or laughs

he’s actually funny guys he just makes the wrong jokes at the wrong time with the wrong crowd

i feel like he’d have a pet fish

really good at photography + bro is beautiful so he’s naturally photogenic even tho he doesn’t usually smile

accidentally catches himself over analyzing peoples actions and motives behind everything they do

also has a problem pointing out peoples weaknesses and where they fall short (in his head ofc)

probably tried guitar before volleyball

grew up watching adventure time and is still a fan on the dl

loves vans sneakers

scared of putting contact lenses in

kind of a picky eater

probably had braces when he was younger

keeps a diary/writes in his notes app regularly

probably bought a ring/rings and fidgets with that instead of his fingers as much

randomly drops the most out of pocket random comments to get a reaction out of you and laughs

[gorillaz-girl]

Oscar the coyote! ❤️❤️

[sea-lanterns]

oh oh, siren! reader bringing random gifts for the women... but they vary on how much she likes them. beidou, arlecchino, navia and nilou get shiny pearls or sunken treasure chests. lynette, shenhe and layla might get a few exotic and tasty fishes and a prawn while kokomi and eula get pretty clams and conches.

and ningguang gets a sea pickle

NOT THE SEA PICKLE FOR NINGGUANG 😭

It’s not a completely useless gift because you can eat sea cucumbers (I have eaten one before) but compared to what the other women got, Ningguang definitely got the short end of the stick :(

What’s worse is that to the Siren, it probably is a decent gift. While Ningguang has no idea what to do with a sea pickle, the Siren is all like “but you can eat it!” and gets a little upset when Ningguang appears to not like her gift. Not one to make the Siren disappointed, she cooks it up and eats the sea pickle in front of her to make her happy, even though she’s wincing on the inside 🥺

[kr-han]

HiGH&LOW Random Fun Facts That You May Not Know

Disclaimer: SWORD only and the list is so random, so bear with me.

Cobra loves cupcakes, he probably has sweet tooth.

Cobra styles his hair according to his mood (not like bad or good but more like he's fired up enough or not).

Cobra has A LOT of red clothing. His real name is Hino Junpei (緋野盾兵) and the first character which is 緋 can also be read as aka which means red or scarlet.

He loves Antonio Inoki (a pro-wrestler) so much and make it his whole personality (including his red scarf).

When Cobra is drunk, he would shout, "Inoki-san, genki desuka!?". In MUGEN era, he would do it with Kohaku for the rest of the night.

Cobra admires Kohaku so much because he thinks Kohaku resembles Antonio Inoki.

Cobra has small appetite not even 1/10 of Yamato's. But he eats cupcakes.

Cobra can't draw.

Cobra didn't use sticker on LINE (the messanger).

Cobra and Yamato can't speak English. They're probably the type who'd say, "We're Japanese we don't need English!"

Yamato is afraid of cats. The reason is cat can get long.

Yamato's insult never sounds like one.

Noboru favorite food is sea cucumber. He's sea cucumber maniac.

According to Cobra Noboru type is a girl with glasses.

Dan on the other hand, can draw well. But he can't draw woman.

Rocky is a little clumsy, he forgot small things like key.

Hyuga always sleeps whenever there's no fighting nor something exciting to do.

Murayama loves corndog.

Murayama dislikes sharing his food.

G-SWORD's leaders alcohol tolerance: Cobra is rather low, Rocky is rather high, Murayama prefer to eat than drink (but according to Nakazono, Murayama didn't make any different when he's drinking or not), Hyuga prefer to sleep than anything else, and Smoky can't.

According to Kizzy, Rocky becomes a foolish/idiotic old man when he's drunk. Kizzy also said, "When he's drunk, he got no dignity whatsoever."

Murayama's favorite alcohol beverage is ryokucha-hai (which a combination of green tea and shochu. Might be wrong though, you can search: 緑茶ハイ).

Hyuga's favorite alcohol beverage is shochu.

When Oya part timer go to karaoke, they sing girl idols' songs.

Masaki do all the house chores in Amamiya's households from cleaning up to cooking.

Hiroto's favorite food is curry.

When Hiroto cooks, he only cooks curry.

Takeru is forgetful. Masaki has to remind him all the time. Hiroto? He waits to be petted by his aniki.

Kaito and Kizzy have a couple ring and they use it as necklace.

In HiGH&LOW The Movie, Kaito and Kizzy joined the fight but there's no single footage of them fighting. But they appeared before the fight and after the fight with some bruises.

From End of Sky to Final Mission, Cobra didn't wear his red scarf anymore.

Despite using his red scarf as a personality, Cobra didn't use it to fight beside for his character introduction scene in episode 1.

Ichigo Milk has been inviting Naomi to join them, but Naomi refuses due to Itokan. She wants to take care what's left by her brother.

Naomi can actually beat dudes.

Murayama keeps the strawberry bag from Oshiage and he uses it as a pillow.

Ice gave Sarah a teddy bear (and a necklace).

Ice can cook and according to Mighty Warriors' member, Ice's curry tasted like seafood when he uses zero seafood ingredients. Apparently, it matched the actor's fun fact: Elly's curry always tasted like he put seafood in it even when he's not.

There was once, Seki dressed up in sailor uniform for karaoke. Of course, they sing girl idols' songs.

Toutetsu brothers cook for Hyuga, but he sleeps almost all day long, so Katou needs to wake him up just to eat.

Ukyou cooks better than Sakyou.

Ukyou needs to separate Daruma's income into envelopes and hide them because if not, Hyuga would splurge the income into zero. Hyuga can't manage money.

Lala reads books for the kids in Mumeigai, and they literally have reading time with Lala.

Furuya has truck driver's license.

Murayama durability is top notch and it resemble his given name which is Yoshiki. His full name written like this 村山良樹 and Yoshiki (良樹) is consist of characters that mean good or skilled, and trees or wood. He's a skilled trees or wood, or whatever but that clearly means that his durability is on another level. That's why he could bear the 100 punches challenge and still fight back after that.

Hiroto and Smoky loves cat.

Murayama talked to a cat. (He's cat, but also puppy; whatever he's cute).

Murayama introduced Todoroki to Cobra in person.

Murayama has 4 vans' shoes and a pair of converse. (Haven't count how many jackets he has though, might count it when I rewatch).

At least, Tsukumo has been hit by the car twice. He should avoid getting near cars. No cars near him, please.

White Rascals' outfit are all white and it's hard to keep it clean. The visual line (Shimura, Bito, Aizawa, and Enari) has a hard time because they spend so much money for laundry and cleaning. Little did they know, Rocky actually could paid 80% of their cleaning cost. But Rocky didn't say it to them because he knows that they would be worried about how to pay Rocky back. (Rocky is so sweet). Probably the only guys that use this privilege only Koo and Kaito.

Rocky paid 100% of the girls' laundry and cleaning cost (including Kizzy).

Rocky's surname, Mutsugi, is actually a word play. It's written as 六ツ木 in Japanese. Which the character 六 can be read as mutsu (mu for short) or roku (ro for short) and it means six; ツ is a katakana for tsu and in hiragana it's written like this ��. When tsu is written small in between characters (it's called sokuon) like っ/ッ it purposes is to geminate the next character; and 木 is ki and it means tree. If we put them together and make the tsu as sokuon, we'll get 六ッ木 which read as ろっき in hiragana and ロッキ in katakana (both are rokki) we got his name, Rocky (ロッキー).

Source: rewatching the series and the movies over and over again so I can get into the useful but also useless facts, and the g-sword manga by CLAMP. If you want to read HiGH&LOW g-sword manga by CLAMP you can read HERE for English translation or DI SINI untuk translasi Bahasa Indonesia. Note: Might add more if I find or remember more. Also, I'm sorry there's too much Cobra, can't help though, I love him a little bit too much.

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[plucky-belmondo]

the stardew valley brainrot is real, crops are flourishing, alexa post my SDV OCsona *dabs out a window*

[ Profile Maker ]

[ SDV Character Creator ]

(I'm still working on my JJK sona, but I'm still not finished with S1 of the anime, and I'm also tweaking her Cursed Technique a bit. So, while that's goin' on, have my SDV 'sona! Under the cut has more stuff I couldn't fit onto the profile)

Winter Outfit:

*The knit cap was given to her as a gift from Emily

SDV!Plucky's favorite season is Summer. She doesn't have a disliked season.

If given a Sea Cucumber/Super Sea Cucumber, her reaction will be, "GAAAHHH, KEEP THAT ABOMINATION AWAY!!" She'll also hit the player on accident. (She sends them a letter the next day, apologizing, there's a chance of a random dish being included).

Her pet Midnight Carp is the only one she caught. Plucky thought about selling it, but decided against it.

Enjoys listening to Elliott read stuff.

I designed SDV!Plucky with the song "Machi" in mind.

Summer Outfit:

Some of her dialogue has her mention her family, of whom she constantly worries about. Despite this, there's nothing serious happening in the family.

If you give her a Sea Urchin, she'll just glare at you, saying nothing.

[lakesbian]

my blog is like i'm a marine scientist obsessed with some random particularly uninteresting species of sea cucumber and every day i log on and post "fun fact! did you know that [uninteresting fact about uninteresting seacucumber i have autistically repeated 50 times this month already]" and then everyone claps politely and tells me what a good sea cucumber expert i am. except instead of a sea cucumber it's alec

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (77)

Hilarius: Wovey! Hey, Wovey!

Wovey: Mr. Rich Clown?

Hilarius: Yes, it’s me!

Wovey: What are you doing here?

Hilarius: I need to tell you something very important.

Wovey: But it’s the middle of the night and I’m going to bed now-

Hilarius: Hear me out, master!

Wovey: No, I’m going to sleep.

Coryo: *joins the scene* Hi, Birdy.

Lucy Gray: Hi, Coryo!

Coryo: Here’s your very expensive facial masks and hair spray.

Lucy Gray: And the cucumber?

Coryo: What cucumber?

Lucy Gray: Did you bring the fresh baby cucumbers?🥺

Coryo: They were too expensive.

Lucy Gray: This bird is sad now.

Sejanus: Here! *throws a bag of vegetables at Lucy Gray* I bought you your stupid baby cucumbers.

Lucy Gray: Thanks!

Sejanus: Pay up.

Lucy Gray: Free cucumbers! Yey!

Coryo: Are you going to eat them?

Lucy Gray: No, I’ll just put them in my eyes and then feed the rest to a sleeping Jessup.😊

Coryo: You do you, Birdy.

Lucy Gray: My squirrel friends also want me to tell you and your rich sugar daddy to buy them a new pair of the Capitol’s coziest socks!

Coryo: For what?

Lucy Gray: for my new puppet show!

Coryo: Your size or mine?

Lucy Gray: Bird size.

Coryo: Noted.

Marcus: What a weirdo.

Sejanus: Hi, Marcus!

Marcus: *goes back to sleep*

Sejanus: Marcus, wake up!

Marcus: No.

Sejanus: Don’t die! I’m here to support and feed you!

Marcus: I would rather die!

Sejanus: Really?

Marcus: If you don’t shut up and leave me alone!

Sejanus: But do you like to eat some baby cucumbers before I go home and cry my heart out again?

Marcus: Ew. No. Go away.

Domitia: I brought cake! Happy birthday, Tan Tan!

Treech: Who’s Tan Tan?

Tanner: Me. I’m Tan Tan.

Marcus: Nice. Let’s eat.

Mizzen: Cake! *screeches like a feral cat* Give! Give it to me!

Domitia: No. This is for Tanner.

Persephone: Hi, Mizzenmast!

Mizzen: Give me the cake, Percy! Give me the cake before the evil sea witch steals it from me!

Coral: Festus, give me a knife.

Festus: Plastic or paper?

Coral: Stainless steel.

Mizzen: Cake! I want cake!

Tanner: My cake ain’t for you, gremlin! It’s for me!

Mizzen: I’m me!

Tanner: It’s my birthday.

Brandy: No, it’s not! Your stupid birthday was last month!

Tanner: I have 2 birthdays.

Brandy: Then I have 4!

Lucy Gray: I have 12.☺️

Mizzen: Everyday’s my birthday!

Reaper: That doesn’t make sense.

Tanner: I’m special.

Mizzen: I’m special too!

Tanner: I’m the birthday boy!

Mizzen: It’s my birthday too!

Tanner: Liar!

Mizzen: You’re the one who’s lying!

Coral: Can somebody give me a f*ckin’ knife?! I need a knife!

Festus: How about a trident?

Coral: A big fork?

Festus: A golden fork.

Coral: You’re the best, bro.

Festus: I’m the best.

Tanner: Excuse me?! I’m the birthday boy. I’m the best!

Sejanus: *starts singing* Happy birthday, Tammy!

Tanner: It’s Tanner.

Coryo: *joins in and claps* Happy Birthday, Tony.👏

Domitia: Happy Birthday!

Festus: Happy Birthday!🎉

Persephone: Happy Birthday, Tommy!

Tanner: It’s Tanner!

Festus: Whatever you say, Tambourine. Now make a wish!

Tanner: Thanks.😑

Domitia: What’s your wish?

Tanner: To marry a super rich farm girl and live a happy life with our cute children and cows.

Domitia: Nice!

Hilarius: Can we sing again?

Lucy Gray: Let’s sing again!

Jessup: *suddenly wakes up* Is it morning already?!

Tanner: No! Go back to sleep.

Jessup: Oh, okay. Goodnight.😴

Tanner: Night.

Wovey: Mr. Rich Clown, I want a strawberry cake. Can you buy me a strawberry cake for lunch tomorrow?

Hilarius: Anything for you, master!

Bobbin: Oi! Oi, you, shoo! Go away!

Hilarius: But-

Bobbin: Do you see that sign?! *points at a random wall*

Hilarius: What sign?

Sejanus: Is it a love sign?😀

Coryo: There’s no sign.

Bobbin: No Capitol idiots allowed after supper!

Hilarius: I’m not an idiot!

Festus: Yo, stop bullying Hilari! He’s already homeless!

Bobbin: No homeless idiots allowed!

Hilarius: I’m not homeless!

Tanner: Let’s eat!

Domitia: So who wants the first slice?😀

Coryo: Me. I’m hungry.

Tanner: I’m the birthday boy!

Mizzen: And I’m Mizzen!

Sejanus: Let me feed you, my love!

Mizzen: You’re ruining my cake!

Tanner: That cake is mine.

Coral: Gremlin, shut up!

Mizzen: Be gone, evil one! Be gone!

Domitia: Here’s a big slice for you, Tan Tan!

Tanner: Thanks, love.

Persephone: Mizzen, my bro, do you want a slice of cake too?

Mizzen: Yes, please. All of it.🥺🙏

Coral: None of it!

Sejanus: Marcus, do you want-

Marcus: I’m sleeping!

Sejanus: It’s chocolate! It’s your favorite!

Marcus: I’m allergic to chocolate.

Sejanus: It’s lactose free!

Marcus: I love milk.

Sejanus: It’s vegan friendly!

Marcus: Do I look like a f*ckin’ vegan to you?!

Sejanus: No.

Marcus: Then shut up!

Sejanus: Marcus, please!

Marcus: I’m going back to bed!

Sejanus: Coryo, help!😫

Coryo: Fine. Marcus, buddy, do you want a slice of Tanner’s cake? It’s chocolate and it’s really good.

Marcus: Make it 2. I’m hungry.

Coryo: Sure. Anything for 2.

Marcus: Thanks, Blondie. You’re the best.

Coryo: Of course I am.

Marcus: Whatever you say, love.

Sejanus: Coryo’s mine! He’s mine!

Marcus: Obviously! I’m not blind, Plinth! Your freaking “love marks” are all over Blondie’s neck!

Lucy Gray: They’re called hickeys, you uncultured swine!

Marcus: I know that!

Sejanus: That’s normal.

Coryo: Unfortunately.

Lucy Gray: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Wovey: What’s a love mark?

Lucy Gray: It’s when-

Dill: Birdy, shut up.

Sejanus: So what do you think?😀

Marcus: About what?

Sejanus: The cake!

Marcus: Ew. I don’t like cake.

Sejanus: But you said-

Coryo: Babe, let me do the talking.

Sejanus: Okay.😞

Coryo: So how’s the cake, bro?

Marcus: It’s super delicious!

Coryo: I know, right?

Marcus: I really love the chocolate cookies and the strawberry filling.

Coryo: True. Love them too.

Marcus: So who baked it?

Coryo: Domitia bought it from an exclusive expensive fancy little cake shop earlier this morning.

Domitia: For Tanner!

Tanner: Thanks, princess.

Domitia: I’m the Dairy Queen.

Tanner: My Dairy Queen.😘

Domitia: Are you my Dairy King?

Tanner: The ever handsome Dairy King of your heart, my love!

Mizzen: More like the diarrhea king!

Tanner: Mizzen, you little sh*t, shut the f*ck up!

Brandy: Yeah! Shut the f*ck up!

Mizzen: I’m the Food Emperor! Fear me and my bacon pizzas!

Coral: I give up. I’m going to bed.

Domitia: I love cows.

Tanner: I love them too.

Domitia: I hate ducks.

Tanner: I hate them too.

Domitia: You’re perfect!

Tanner: I’m special.

Treech: Boo! Get a room!

Reaper: Bro, be normal!

Tanner: I’m special!

Lamina: Can I eat in peace?!

Treech: *bites Lamina’s cake*

Lamina: My cake!😭

Treech: Thanks.

Brandy: By the way-

Tanner: No.

Brandy: Where’s my big ass monster chicken?!

Persephone: No whole chicken today. Sorry.

Mizzen: Feed me more, Percy Price! Feed me more!

Persephone: Airplane or train?

Mizzen: Thomas and friends please.

Persephone: *sighs* Fine.

Wovey: I want strawberries.

Hilarius: Anything for you, master!

Wovey: That’s right!

Bobbin: Is Mr. Rich Clown your personal servant or something?

Wovey: Duh.

Bobbin: How?

Wovey: Bobby, unlike you and your stupid corn dog, I’m not a poor peasant who sleeps in a smelly cardboard box.

Bobbin: Curse you Juno Phipps!

Marcus: Can I have another slice?

Coryo: Sure. Here you go.

Marcus: Thanks. You single now?

Coryo: No, I’m still kissing and marrying my Seji Pie.

Sejanus: That’s right!

Marcus: Why are you even dating idiot Plinth in the first place?

Coryo: To be fair, we’ve been dating since. . .

Sejanus: Forever and ever and ever!

Coryo: Yeah, since forever.

Marcus: That’s rough, buddy.

Coryo: It’s fine. He’s super rich and he really loves me.

Marcus: He’s obsessed with you!

Reaper: Unhealthy obsessed.

Coryo: Same thing.

Treech: I’m super single. Wanna date me, Blondie?

Coryo: Sorry. I can’t. I’m not single.

Sejanus: We’re married!

Lucy Gray: I’m single!😀

Reaper: Thank Panem.

Treech: Thank you, Panem! We don’t need to see more weird talking rainbow birds in the future.

Lucy Gray: Too bad! I’m going to marry Panlo and his hair curlers!

Coral: Lol. The weird bird is going to procreate with the Panini Man!

Lucy Gray: I like bread anyway!

Sejanus: Mine! *hugs Coryo from behind* My Coryo! Mine!

Coryo: See. He loves me.

Marcus: Did idiot Plinth ever f*cked you or what?

Coryo: Literally or figuratively?

Marcus: You tell me.

Coryo: Both.

Marcus: Was he good?

Coryo: He stole my virginity.

Marcus: That’s unfortunate.

Coryo: It’s fine. He gives me a lot of money every time we fu-

Marcus: I don’t want to know!

Lucy Gray: I want to know!

Coryo: He’s sweet.

Sejanus: I’m sweet!

Marcus: He’s a menace.

Coryo: We’re working on it.

Sejanus: Coryo, let’s fu-

Treech: Boo! Get a room!

Sejanus: But I want to-

Treech: Not in front of my cake!

Tanner: It’s my birthday! It’s my cake! I’m the special one!

Treech: Don’t care!

Lamina: Can I have another one?🥺

Mizzen: You’re ruining everything!

Coral: Treech, get the ropes again!

Treech: I’m not your servant!

Coral: Get the duct tape too!

Treech: Ugh! Fine!

Coral: Thanks, peasant.

Treech: Curse you Juno Phipps!

Coryo: Juno is not even here.

Sejanus: Kiss me, my love!

Coryo: In front of Marcus?!

Sejanus: Yes!

Marcus: What a loser.

Sejanus: I’m not a loser! I’m baby!

Marcus: Loser.

Sejanus: Fine! I’ll just crawl under a dark hole and die then!

Marcus: Good!

Sejanus: *starts crying*

Marcus: Cry harder!

Coryo: Bro, please stop bullying my sugar daddy. He’s very sensitive.

Marcus: Do better, Blondie!

Treech: I’m better!

Coryo: I’m doing my best!

Sejanus: I’m the best!😭

Coryo: Whatever you say, Babe.

Dill: Seriously, why are you guys even here?

Coryo: To celebrate Tan Tan’s birthday. Duh.

Dill: Is that all?

Coryo: No, but I can’t tell you.

Lucy Gray: Am I going to sing my love songs on stage now?

Reaper: No.

Lucy Gray: Can I sing on stage now?

Coryo: Maybe.

Reaper: I hope not.

Lamina: I’m scared!😭

Treech: I can backflip.

Tanner: No, you can’t.

Treech: Jealous, Tan Tan?

Tanner: Bobby Corn Poppy can backflip better than you, peasant.

Treech: I’m not a peasant!

Coral: Yo, servant, where’s the duct tape and ropes?!

Treech: I’m not a servant!

Coral: Of course not! You know that you’re not just a regular servant in my eyes, Lumberjack.

Treech: That’s right!

Coral: You’re my servant.

Treech: Curse you Juno Phipps!

Mizzen: Cake! Cake!

Coral: I’m stealing your plate.

Mizzen: Evil! Evil!

Wovey: Can I go back to sleep now?

Hilarius: Fine! I’m just gonna say it! I’m just gonna say it once!

Festus: Hilari, don’t!

Lucy Gray: Say it, clown boy! Am I going to sing on stage while the Magic Man’s cameras are rolling?!

Hilarius: You’re all going to-

Lucy Gray: Sing on television!

Reaper: Heck, no!

Lucy Gray: With the bees and birds!

Treech: I’m allergic to birds!

Hilarius: There’s more!

Coryo: Heavensbee!

Hilarius: You’re all going to perform on live television the day after tomorrow! There! I said it!

Reaper: Perform?!

Lucy Gray: Weewoo! I can’t wait!

Lamina: I’m not ready!😭

Coral: Perform what exactly?!

Hilarius: Anything! Free style! Backflips! Somersaults! Magic tricks! Card games! You tell me!

Treech: Nice!

Reaper: Panem, help me! Panem, help me! *starts praying again*

Dill: But why do we need to perform for the Capitol anyway?

Lucy Gray: Free money!

Coral: I do love money.

Coryo: We need sponsors.

Bobbin: Sponsors?! But you’re rich!

Coryo: I’m poor and so is Hilari.

Hilarius: I’m temporarily poor.

Sejanus: You were disowned.

Hilarius: Temporarily disowned.

Festus: And I have a whole family of rats to feed. So I’m also poor.

Persephone: My werewolf wannabe daddy needs his medication. So I can’t afford anything too fancy or too expensive at the moment.

Domitia: And I’m just a farm girl.

Coryo: A rich farm girl.

Dill: But what about my Mentor? His evil family’s rich, right?

Festus: True. However, our poor Class President’s very powerful mommy will never allow him to sponsor all of you.

Coryo: She won’t even sponsor us.

Dill: Why? She hates you?

Hilarius: She hates me.😔

Sejanus: She likes me. I’m rich.

Coryo: We know, Babe.

Festus: The mad madam is tragically allergic to charity, poor people, mole people, and homeless Hilari.

Reaper: Good for her! I’m allergic to idiots, birds, and weird people.

Lucy Gray: Oh! That explains why you hate yourself so much, Reaper!

Reaper: I don’t hate myself!

Lucy Gray: Poor miserable Reaper.

Reaper: I hate birds! Weird talking birds who can’t seem to shut up!

Treech: Same.

Coral: Me too.

Lucy Gray: That’s so sad! Do you want me to sing a beautiful love song for you?

Reaper: Go away, Baird!

Lucy Gray: I’ll sing a lovely song about weird talking birds then.

Reaper: Break a leg!

Lucy Gray: Thanks, bestie! I Hope you’ll like it!☺️

Reaper: Ew.

Dill: But is that the only reason?

Coryo: What reason?

Dill: The sponsorships and all that television stuff?

Coryo: No, our “prestigious” school is currently facing bankruptcy and we need a lot of money to pay off our debts but don’t ask why.

Reaper: Did you burn a big ass building down or something?

Festus: There was a flood.

Coryo: A man-made flood.

Persephone: It was my fault.

Coryo: Our fault.

Wovey: So what’s a vegan?

[captmickey]

Sleeping Arrangements, A Monkey Island Fanfic

I admit... this was a fic that in my head for years and, well, no time like the present.

Can be found on Ao3

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She thought it was a little funny. The first night Guybrush slept on Melee after his debut adventure, she put a hand over her mouth to hide the sly smirk as he awed about the room. How his eyes widened at the bed, going over and testing the cushion of the mattress, the pillow, and the blanket. He offered to stay at the inn, he didn’t want to be too much in her hair considering he was new to the island and the two had only started talking to one another, but something in the back of her mind whispered to not go through with that, to let the man stay with her in the mansion.

There were enough rooms for him to pick from, after all.

So of course she couldn’t help but ponder his sleeping position. He was spotted sleeping on his stomach, his arms tucked under the pillow to give it that slight boost while from underneath the blanket, Elaine could see his legs were just slightly pulled closed, as though to be somewhat of a ball.

The pose in general confused her, she could only imagine the backaches he was bound to feel when he woke up from how he was slightly twisted up, but it was that sound of soft snoring from the moment his head touched the pillow that had her realize this was actually just him at his most comfortable.

Whether or not it made sense was not up to her, but she could very easily point out the source of the tightened muscles if he so much as asked or brought it up.

—

An octopus.

That’s how she would describe the way he slept. Whether it was his back, side, or stomach, Guybrush found a way to sprawl his limbs on the bed and drool just slightly on the pillow. Like a lanky and snoring octopus.

Not that it was knocking her off the bed or anything… though she did occasionally feel his hand or foot from time to time, but that was no fault of his as she too tended to toss and turn in her sleep. The difference, however, between the two of them was that she tried to keep her limbs to herself. It was just basic manners, really.

She did find it a bit irritating to wake up in the middle of the night due to accidentally smacking her face directly into his hand as he moved his arm and she moved herself.

An accident, but it resulted in waking up to be in a bit of a foul mood from the both of them.

Elaine sighed as she stared at the ceiling one night on Booty Island. She was happy the first few nights to have the bed be her own again, the lack of the sound of snoring and having the blanket be completely and utterly hers. But sometimes, on those random nights, she would feel something akin to a phantom ache, like a missing weight on the bed and be brought back to memories of warmer times.

And she would have to convince herself exactly why this is a good thing to be away from him.

It was met, always, with mixed success.

—

She thought he was doing better.

As did he.

It started when their first night together, after the events of the Carnival of the Damned, when Guybrush stared at the bed in disbelief, fidgeting just slightly with his wrists absent-mindedly. She had asked him what was wrong but he quickly snapped back to his usual smiling self and made a quip how it had been a minute since he found himself on a bed to sleep in. Sure, he had the bed back on the Sea Cucumber and one could theoretically argue the coffin on Blood Island… but he managed to save face by implying having a bed with company.

A slick save, he thought.

A cover up, she thought.

That night, she felt him tossing and turning, grumbling slightly of whether or not he wanted the blanket on or off before finally deciding on a comfortable position and falling asleep. Or at least, she thought he fell asleep. When she woke in the middle of the night to drink some water, she noticed the bed was shockingly missing a certain Mighty Pirate. Elaine looked around the room, trying to figure where he was when she looked at his desk and found him there.

It could only be described as a tight ball, his legs were as closed in as possible with his hands curled into him and shivering just slightly, raspy snores with each breath. His brows were furrowed, as though he was caught in a dream with the occasional twitch of his fingers being the only indicator. Elaine kneeled and gently brushed back some of his hair out of the way, resulting in a deep breath and weary blue eyes looking at her.

He mumbled her name, and she gently insisted he go to bed. His back will ache otherwise.

Guybrush didn’t fight her and pushed himself up, taking her hand as she led the both of them to bed. Compared to earlier, he didn’t fight the blanket and very swiftly fell back asleep, curled up in the familiar manner she remembered back when they first met.

When she woke, and while he was still on the bed, she saw him back in that tightly curled up pose as she found him on the floor just hours ago. Still shaking and muttering. It dawned on Elaine that whatever happened between that pit on Dinky Island and him bobbing his way to Puerto Pollo was something neither of them were ever going to fully grasp.

—

He hissed somewhat as he moved his feet in bed. Sure, it was bandaged and had been properly treated, but it didn’t negate the aches and pains he felt.

Elaine sympathized… it wasn’t exactly the best welcome back party after their honeymoon by running around the Tri-Island area and then being left stranded (bootless) and forced to run around an island where the sand was burning hot thanks to the combination of the perpetually shining sun and molten lava just below the surface and then run across Melee’s cobblestone street with burnt, bootless feet.

The man was exhausted and in pain, but exhaustion won out as soon as his head slammed itself into the pillow of their bed.

He curled himself up in his usual manner of being on both his side and stomach (a feat that still baffled Elaine), one hand under the pillow and the other, the one with the ring on it, by his face. Occasionally, Guybrush would wince and his leg would twitch, forcing the rest of his body to wince from the movement. Especially so with the blanket over his bandaged feet… it was too sensitive to the touch for anything, but Elaine insisted. He needed the bandages to keep the salve in place and he needed the blanket to keep the ocean chill at bay.

She saw him try, undoubtedly subconsciously, to curl himself up in the same way as after the Carnival of the Damned, but the aches of his feet prevented him from doing that.

A pose, she was learning, he did for when his nightmares and old memories were hurting him and he was trying desperately to make himself smaller.

Elaine tapped his shoulder, forcing him to turn around and gently placed her forehead against his… she smiled slightly when he let out a sigh of relief and began to snore softly.

—

She didn’t sleep that night. Not after everything.

The Screaming Narwhal rocked to and fro in the night and Elaine thought over everything, how difficult this last adventure was… how taxing. Snoring softly as always beside her was Guybrush, his eyes closed from the world as he finally took his much needed sleep after saving the Caribbean.

Elaine stared for a long time, noting how he was sleeping on his side with one hand tucked under the pillow as always and his (newly created) hand that was by his face was missing that familiar golden wedding band, yet it had a new pink-ish bracelet permanently branded on his wrist. The bags under his eyes were shown from between the strands of loose blond hair, irregardless of this being by all means a new body. She thought traversing the sea had to have been exhausting, but dealing with one's mortality? Between death and revival? She couldn’t even begin to comprehend.

Much like how she couldn’t comprehend how Guybrush could sleep so soundly after everything. How he could just find himself in his usual comfortable position and fall asleep… how he could do that with such ease when the last time the two saw each other before he closed his eyes and never opened them again.

Her chest ached thinking about it. Thinking how there was that slight chance that he couldn’t come back to her. She was jealous he could sleep while these thoughts plagued her.

But it was the twitch of his fingers that got her to observe him as his brows furrowed and he began curling up, gripping tightly the bed sheets as he moved himself to be that of a ball as his breathing quickened. Elaine, not waiting for permission, moved her hand to Guybrush and found a way to interlace their fingers, not flinching as he held on tightly to her now. She moved herself on the bed so that the two were touching foreheads, keeping her eyes open on his closed ones and whispered to him how she was here. He wasn’t alone. They’re safe.

A part of her wondered if these words of comfort were for him or for her.

Eventually, he calmed himself, his breathing was shaky, but he was able to breathe and slowly open those blue eyes from underneath his hair. He raspily said her name and closed his eyes again, taking in a few more deep breaths before moving himself to pull her into a hug.

She didn’t recall falling asleep in his arms.

—

Elaine heard him humming in the middle of the night and sighed. He was having another one of those insomniac nights, Elaine realized. Though instead of doing his usual routine of grabbing his journal and going to the deck of the ship to write until he passed out and either she or Van Winslow found him, he just laid there, tapping his finger on the fabric of the blanket in a dull thump.

Maybe he was counting sheeps, she thought. He did say he wanted to try it though his mind would then wonder how many sheeps is too many sheeps and should he, were he the farmer, be alarmed that so many of the sheeps were hopping the fence with ease and so on and so forth.

No, she then thought. He was most definitely not counting sheeps. He was probably thinking of the last adventure.

The Last Adventure, as he would insist.

The Secret had been found out, LeChuck and Captain Madison’s crew were thwarted, and Guybrush and Elaine had lived to see another day and another adventure. But… what was that adventure? What else was there to explore? That Secret had been his whole drive and purpose after the ordeals of La Esponja Grande. Now that that’s been solved, what else was there for Guybrush?

Elaine sighed, she was so hoping that maybe… hopefully, finding the Secret would be enough to find Guybrush sleeping the way he used to back on Melee… before the ordeals of Big Whoop. That maybe it would have brought him levity and comfort knowing that he did the undoable. Instead, he laid on his back and was staring at the ceiling, humming to himself in contemplation.

There were other adventures out there, of which Elaine had no doubts… but she was willing to admit that, perhaps, there wouldn’t be one on the level of The Secret of Monkey Island. She wasn’t, however, going to say that there wasn't any period.

That perhaps it’s not as apparent of an adventure as one would think.

She wasn’t sure, but she was sure that Guybrush was going to most definitely be sprawled like an octopus either later in the day or on the deck of the ship at random.

—

It was the small hands of her son that woke her up, gently trying to shake her from her slumber while whispering for ‘mom’. Elaine opened her eyes and looked to find the familiar green eyes of Lucas as he looked at her wide-eyed and awake. She glanced at the window, trying to figure out if it was either early morning with the sun about to come up or early morning because it was smack-dab in the middle of the night.

She brushed back her hair and looked at Lucas properly, wondering what it was exactly he wanted and placed a finger over her lip, reminding him to whisper as he said he had a weird dream. Not a bad one, but a weird one that made him run to his parents’ room.

In short, he wanted to hop on the bed between the two of them.

And she was not about to deny him that, not when she was so accustomed to Threepwood Nightmares.

As Lucas climbed up the bed, gentle snoring was heard behind her as they both glanced over, seeing Guybrush on his stomach with his hands under the pillow and his legs sprawled, his hair covering his face and somehow, mysteriously, not getting into his open mouth. He was heavily, deeply asleep if his drool was any indicator. The small child snickered and whispered how dad sleeps funny.

Elaine chuckled when she spotted his brows furrowing a little. Heaven help, she hoped it was just him being in the midst of going to turn over when she saw his shoulders tense up. A nightmare tense up.

But Lucas flopped between his parents, looking at his dad and lightly tapped his dad with his small hand. The brows on Guybrush eased and he let out a sigh of relief as he moved a hand from underneath the pillow and placed it over Lucas’s before moving it back near his face.

The small child looked at Elaine, smiling, as if to ask if he did the right thing and Elaine smiled back in return, moving herself back under the blanket and holding Lucas to her chest, sighing as she fell back asleep.

[ohheyaghost]

new splat band ocs I wanted to share!! :D

scarlet: she/her, an inkling and the lead vocalist + guitarist of the band. She enjoys the concept of space and is fascinated with rocket ships.

cosmic: he/they, a sea urchin and the drummer of the band. He has a love hate relationship with Scarlet since she doesn’t put as much effort into the music as he does. He made the bands t-shirts and his big jacket themself.

ursa: they/them, a sea cucumber and the keyboardist. The band doesn’t include keyboards very often but when they do it’s just ursa pressing one key.

Usi: any pronouns, the part-time bassist of the band. She’s more of a hype man than anything and was childhood friends with Cosmic. He doesn’t understand music at all and just likes playing random notes on the bass.

dj J-Peter: he/him, his actual name is just Peter but the band insists on calling him J-Peter. He’s the groups sound guy for concerts and makes the backtracks of their songs. He takes care of the technical and business stuff while the others just do whatever. He has a lovely wife and kids at home.

[achilles-rage]

Wait is drummer buck also a nerd 👀 that’s hot ngl 🫙

nerd buck is so canon to me that every single au i think up must include him being a capital L loser. like spends hours researching random things and so fascinated with nature/animals/history. i also think he never thinks it's something to hide either, even as drummer!buck, which makes him even more endearing to the fans because he's constantly retweeting random biologists updates on new species of sea cucumbers they found and videos of animals with his own random fact about it added to the tweet lol

[murasaki-selfships]

Hiii, I hope you're having a nice day! I wanted to know if there are things in your everyday life you associate with your f/os! Like, idk, sunsets, certain objects, some kind of weather, etc. :3

Also, I didn't know you and uzumaki-selfships were sisters! I thought it was the same person, it's dumb, I know 😅

-@snow-white-ravens

hi i hope you’re having a nice day too! and thanks for the ask!

i feel like a lot of things remind me of my f/o, i like seeing the world and be reminded of him.

but one of the main things is the color blue, shocker. it could be anything really; like the sky or even something as random as a bottle of nail polish, you name it! (the same goes for the colors of red and purple as well)

when i see tall people and how they walk, how their clothes fits on them, how they sometimes have to bend down for whatever reason and how easily they can take something off a shelf (satoru is 190cm for context). or whenever i see a pair of sunglasses my mind immediately goes: satoru!!!! and blindfolds too, not that I see any irl lol. and expensive things like cars, clothing, meals, etc (he’s very rich and just buys whatever he desires without looking at the price). winter and snow reminds me of his hair and eyelashes.

even weird and obscure things like sea cucumbers because of this one scene ↓ lol. (i can’t see them irl obviously but i still feel like it’s worth mentioning)

and sweets of any kind because he has a massive sweeth tooth <3

oh i can understand that! our blogs look almost identical and the way we write and think is also very similar so i don’t blame you!! we’re in fact twins and super close so that might explain some things.

[wallofshrek]

took some screenshots + pics of just random things i found a little interesting in splatsville. there's more than this but i could only send 10 to my phone at a time lol

how in the fuck is that tree growing there

squidphone shop... but everyone in splatsville uses sea cucumber phones. maybe the squidphones are overpriced here? also where's the octophones man, can't have shit in the splatlands

not exactly sure what these are... toys? trinkets? phone cases? but i do know those pink boxes on the left have something to do with callie, and the green boxes on the right marie.

who's leaving their unfinished games out?

some pretty scenery shots. look i just like that filter okay lmao

hi murch hiiii

and finally, grizzco propaganda

[sonicasura]

Got that right. Even Mina finds she has to be very careful around Kafka even before the eggs are laid. And after hatching, his instinct are on overdrive for the first week or so. Bakko keeps himself scares for a least the first month, only then feels the tigher its safe enough to get to properly see the little ones. He is not taking any risks.

Reno and 6 has a bit of leeway, given Kafka sees them both as his own whelps as well. But both don't dare to do much aside from watching from awfar and sometimes brings extra items for Kafka when he needs them.

Kafka is lucky he doesn't need to feed his young for the first days after they hatch. Thanks to a small sack found under them that they'll feed on for the time being. Kafka and his sibs where the same as well. Which is good cause those whelps needs a good clean and replaced the towels with clean onces as well. Along with a few other things he'd like to get done with before he starts to feed them. He is so glad he has his own bedroom when its time to groom the little things, that is not something he wants anyone to see. At least yet.

And yeah, Mina would do just that and of course ask for copies. Which I highly doubt Soshiro has no issue with. He of course asks that in exchange he gets copies of Kafka new clutch. He want 10 and 12 to see what their new siblings look likes, since they can't visit as much as they like anymore.

The twins are eager to meet the little things. But even they know better then to go there as soon as the whelps have hatched. They wait for Mina to call them for when it is safe to do so. Kafka is like any newly made parent, a little bit too protective of his young for it to be safe for anyones health. He'll mellow out given time, but until then they got to respect the line thats been drawn.

Not even Yomi dare to cross that line. He knows his limbs will be teared right off if he did at the best.

It takes about three months or so before the whelps are fully mobile and can properly see and hear. And thats when the chaos starts for everyone involved. All nine of them are sweet little things, but just like their mama they have a talent for trouble and chaos. They also starts eating cooked and smashed vegetables and tiny pieces of meat as well, as now they can stomach a lot more then just what Kafka's body has given them when its feeding time.

And once two years have passed, they leave the nest for good. Which is bittersweet moment for Kafka even if he knows its something that most happen. And over the years, some if not all of them become kaiju pets as well, which earn them a chance to vist their mama and older brothers in a long time.

And now over to Ava, the aunt neither 6, 10 or 12 knew of until they meet her one random day while out for a walk with their respected owners. She do was with her owners as well. Do you want to guess who that is?

I'm not surprised that Kafka is a bit overprotective with his first clutch. Pretty sure most first parents in general act similar. Considering canon Kafka practically scrubbed his stomach/intestines during that Soshiro's Day Off trailer like a sea cucumber, kaiju biology definitely would be weird.

The whelps are guaranteed crawling disasters despite their cuteness. Wonder how many gray hairs and lose scales they'll cause. Also I'm guessing Okonogi is responsible for Ava.