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ilikestuffthatsparkles · 2 years ago

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Theon leaving

#asoiaf #theon greyjoy #asoiaf art #theon #asoiaf fanart #a song of ice and fire #ramsay's bitches #ramsay's dogs #winterfell #my art #i'm sorry i can't fix it more than this :/ Multiple details look wrong but yea too late #asoiaf what-if #theon frees/becomes the owner of Ramsay's dogs after the Boltons are defeated and they love him like a human could never do #all the stark kids + jon have a special bond with their direwolf pets now I want theon to have kyra on his side #i have a Theon and Jon and Kyra and Ghost fanart in mind already #i guess we can assume in this AU Ramsay was killed by Theon #imagine Ramsay orders the dog to attack theon and they go yea nope we ain't doing that #and they kill him like in the show or maybe it's theon shooting an arrow again #if that's even possible considering his fingers #but maybe theon wouldn't idk i can't understand new theon's personality after being reek #maybe he's the least vengeful person in the world maybe he's bloodthirsty af #i don't think he'd be happy if ramsay suffered his same way I think he's disgusted by torture at this point but i guess killing is ok? dunn #there's the cool AU where jon kills Ramsay while he's in ghost and that would be cool too but yea i'm a theon stan I want more theon scenes #ignoring the fact that if I stay awake for too long my brain goes into “Bolt-On is true” mode and I come up with deranged theories too LMAO #i think i said it somewhere but i wish a Asoiaf artists groupchat/discord would be amazing like guys I need to go on for hours about fanart #btw i'm making a youtube vid of this drawing which will also include my random mini art vlogs and pointless commentary of how i drew this #i should be studying for car license or my terrible grades or get some money somehow but nope i'm here typing a shit ton of tags #bye #i don't know human anatomy so IMAGINE DOG ONES PFF what are those four legged abominations i drew #tried using my doggo for reference but he's 23cm tall so yea maybe not the best reference for medieval hunting hounds

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jon-sedai · 2 years ago

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Screaming at Jon Snow's reputation being in shambles worldwide like Planetos seriously beefing with a depressed teen loser

At the wall

Ser Alliser Thorne shattered the silence. “The turncloak graces us with his presence at last.” Lord Janos was red-faced and quivering. “The beast,” he gasped. “Look! The beast that tore the life from Halfhand. A warg walks among us, brothers. A WARG! This … this creature is not fit to lead us! This beastling is not fit to live!”

In the Riverlands

“I will permit you to take the black. Ned Stark’s bastard is the Lord Commander on the Wall.” The Blackfish narrowed his eyes. “Did your father arrange for that as well? Catelyn never trusted the boy, as I recall, no more than she ever trusted Theon Greyjoy. It would seem she was right about them both. No, ser, I think not. I’ll die warm, if you please, with a sword in hand running red with lion blood.”

Lowkey in KL

“Another problem has arisen on the Wall, however. The brothers of the Night’s Watch have taken leave of their wits and chosen Ned Stark’s bastard son to be their Lord Commander.” “Snow, the boy is called,” Pycelle said unhelpfully. [...] Catelyn Tully was a mouse, or she would have smothered this Jon Snow in his cradle. Instead, she left the filthy task to me. “Snow shares Lord Eddard’s taste for treason too,” she said. “The father would have handed the realm to Stannis. The son has given him lands and castles.”

In Braavos

But they were all dead now, even Arya, everyone but her half-brother, Jon. Some nights she heard talk of him, in the taverns and brothels of the Ragman’s Harbor. The Black Bastard of the Wall, one man had called him.

It was bad for him

#jon snow #asoiaf #jon freezing his balls off to save the world and look how they repay him #justice for ma boy #i'm sure theon has been talking mad shit in winterfell #to like ramsay's dogs but still #valyrianscrolls

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atopvisenyashill · 1 month ago

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i wonder about ramsay’s death in the books all the time. so far every time a big villain has died, we’ve been completely denied any sort of catharsis. sansa is terrified by joffrey’s death, even reflecting on how empty it feels when her family is dead. gregor kills oberyn before dying, then gets brought back. tywin’s murder at his own son’s hands sets tyrion on a pretty significant downward spiral he’s having a bitch of a time pulling himself out of. craster’s death and the chaos of that fight plunges sam and gilly into a dangerous book long escape that they almost don’t survive. there’s probably 50 other characters you can name. i can see, if walder is killed at a red wedding 2.0, how that can be a tainted moment. but how the hell is ramsay gonna bite it.

#getting on my soap box #ramsay bolton #ramsay snow #‘the dogs murder was mean’ yeah but it was also cool as hell. so.#obviously the book is not gonna be like that.#like tywin’s death scene is SO GOOD but tyrion loses his shit so. who is losing it here.#no one even likes ramsay ajsjdjdjjd there’s no cersri to cry over him.

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death-of-cats · 3 months ago

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Bran III ADWD

Reek I ADWD

When a man is a dog.

#asoiaf #bran stark #hodor #theon greyjoy #reek reek it rhymes with meek #doc #ramsay bolton #not ramsay snow never snow #men and dogs

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dauthdaert-the-orchid · 2 months ago

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Dog Hybrid Theon fic.

Title: Adopt Me.

Give it a read if you feel like.

Thank you endlessly to @theeironprice for this incredible fic graphic, AND the prompt!! (And you should definitely check out their fic in this collection: Spoil Me, if you haven’t yet, and give it all the love! We need more of it!!)

Adopt Me: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63158356

Spoil Me: https://archiveofourown.org/works/63158908

#ramsay bolton #theon greyjoy #thramsay #modern au thramsay #fanfic #Dog Hybrid Theon #Pet Hybrid Theon

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kingsmoot · 28 days ago

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🔥 Ramsay’s treatment of Theon if Theon was a girl

if theon was a highborn girl sent to ward at winterfell i think nothing about his arc would be the same but there is no woman that ramsay bolton will treat differently than any other. we see how he treats donella and barbrey, two highborn noble ladies twice his age, and it isn't any different than he treats the anonymous northern peasant girls he kills in the woods (except ofc he stays his hand wrt to barb because she has roose's direct protection as well as the military power of barrowtown).

girl!theon will be raped, skinned, and murdered anonymously. she will not have a dog named after her because she will not be especially diverting.

#ask tag #anon tag #ramsay tag #theon tag #asha would get the same btw she wouldnt get a dog named after her despite being one of his most diverting because her gender would annoy him

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curiositysavesthecat · 1 year ago

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pavloathe · 4 months ago

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leave the fucking dog alone

#meposts #he just comes in and says that Why'd he do that is he fucking stupid #leave the goddamn dog alone #gordon ramsay #is that a tag people use on tumblr. look at my clips boy

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livethrushit · 5 months ago

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Josh Loves Matching

#josh ramsay #marianas trench #trenchers #bennie and the jets #like bennie and the jets is his dog im not tagging the elton john song #just so we are all clear #heres to the zeros #dont miss me

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bewitchedmold · 1 year ago

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WARNING ALL JJBA FANS

the month of April is approaching and I'm am simply posting this to warn any of you mfs that if I see even one SBR anime release date April Fool's post it shall beith on sight at the ass crack of dawn.