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Why am I in the dumpster at Dunkin Donuts?
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whats their problem man
#chews on them.... yay......#akechis eyes r like if u woke up at 4am and had a staring contest with the raccoon in your garbage dumpster#2nd picture is part of my phantom thieves keychains set 👁️ stay tuned for store announcement#on an unrelated note I FINALLY GOT SHUAKE NUIS had to hunt so hard for them but i found them....#thanku akihabara FR!!! kotobukiya employee was so nice to me and gave me the last ones of each i hope he lives forever#i got p3 acrylic standees too i migjt be the happiest person alive YAY!!!! YAY PERSONA MERCH YAYYY YAY#akechi goro#goro akechi#kurusu akira#akira kurusu#amamiya ren#ren amamiya#joker persona 5#p5r#p5#persona 5 royal#persona 5#persona#shuake#akeshu#my art
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Artist Hides a Tiny Art Gallery Inside a Dumpster
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reposting from ig cuz why not 🌻
#art#my art#boku no hero academia#all might#bnha#mha#yagi toshinori#the brainrot continues#im so totally normal about this man#get u a man who can do both#unhinged dumpster raccoon but also#the fucking sun itself
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Jinshi and Maomao are both, fundamentally cats.
But they are two very different kinds of cats.
Maomao is a feral forest cat that once introduced to humans only knows how to show affection by affectionately saying "Fuck you"
Jinshi is a purebred of some form or another that has been groomed and cared for from the moment it was born.
This is of course without going into either of their respective traumas and based solely off of their vibes, how they react to each other and other people.
Because Jinshi fully expects everyone around him to pay attention, that is a pampered house cat. Maomao would rather die than have more attention on herself than necessary, that is absolutely a feral cat.
And that is why I love seeing the two of them together and their relationship. Because due to prolonged exposure to Jinshi, Maomao sees there are more ways to show you care than just affectionately screaming "Fuck you!" And likewise, Jinshi gets to see that sometimes being more aggressive and selfish isn't always a bad thing.
#the apothecary diaries#jinshi#maomao#it's a hill i'll die on#yes I know that in canon Jinshi already knows how to be aggressive and possessive#this isn't about that#I fundamentally believe that Jinshi is a pampered house cat#a pampered house cat that's gotten into fights before but a house cat nonetheless#Maomao is that feral cat you found digging in your dumpster last week and thought it was a raccoon for a hot second
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Hera: children you have not found the love of your life if you didn’t find them in the trash!
*Sabine and Ezra both look at Kanan*
Kanan: why do you assume that I was in the trash?!
Leia: no she’s got a point
Ezra: does this mean I can space Kallus cuz Zeb didn’t find him in the trash!
Kallus: Bridger I swear
Zeb: kid….Kallus was the trash
#Hera later regrets staying this because Ezra uses this quote to dig through dumpster and keep the space raccoons#Sabine pushes her gf in the dumpster#Hera tells her that doesn’t count#Leia says it does#Ezra finds Luke in a trash compactor but ignores the boy to save the trash monster#Luke falls in love when a blue hair boy shoves him to save a trash monster#Leia dispares that her brother was the one found in the trash#she punishes Luke by hosing him with a fire hydrant#also because he smells terrible#Leia yells at Ezra for pushing Luke further into the trash#Ezra tells her to then keep him out of trash compactors#Ezra went in the trash for the cute trash animal not for true love#Sabine is jealous that the little bro finds the trash true love before her#Hera canonically found Kanan in a dumpster and proceeded to fist fight a gang over him#hera syndulla#sabine wren#ezra bridger#kanan jarrus#leia organa#zeb orrelios#alexsandr kallus#star wars rebels#star wars the original trilogy#the ice moon#a new dawn#Hera Syndulla x Kanan Jarrus#Ezra x Luke#kallus x zeb#han x leia#Star Wars rebels incorrect quotes
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u should draw that peculiar faggot, Mr. Afton,,, you didn't hear it from me tho...
no. 2 champion of being strange and off-putting
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The charlastor tag on twitter is like this rn and it feels too early for it.
#if it weren't for some artists that are still sticking around I'd jump ship#until then this dumpster fire haa one more raccoon warming it's paws there#shit like this is why I'm not very vocal in fandoms#galla speaks#charlastor#hazbin hotel
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faz inc? more like. heh. more like. more like fa-
fag inc you can say it its okay
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I fucking loved Paul's feral chihuahua energy in that final fight scene though. He's just going for it. From like, both an acting perspective but also a character thing, he clearly gives zero fucks at that point and it is FASCINATING to see. The image of him staggering around with two knives in him still like "fuck you I fucking won" is so powerful like??? this is a dangerous dude and you SEE that
#dune#paul atreides#like fuck me what an intense scene the way it was SHOT#the QUIET#and like. he looks like such a shrimp compared to feyd. but he just keeps fucking going.#obvs. i knew the outcome already bc I'd read the book but still#it seemed for a bit like he maybe wouldn't win and yet.#the KNIFE HANDS BIT i couldn't look i felt that shit uuuughhhhh#sheer self preservation combined with dumpster raccoon vibes
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James Gunn doing a lot for the world by showing cute CGI raccoons and then two hours later showing you precisely why you do not want one as a pet. Most filmmakers don’t build a disclaimer into their film quite so violently.
#if you think an actual raccoon can’t do that to a human face#see me behind the dumpster#guardians of the galaxy#gotg spoilers#Rocket raccoon
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The sillies are back, Laura Kinney has negative rizz and Jubilee is a certified yapper
#laura kinney#wolverine#x-23#x-men#x23#xmen#marvel#jubilation lee#jubilee#Jubilaura#they’re both autistic btw#only jubilee got that autistic rizz though#beautiful woman and that one random raccoon she found in an alleyway dumpster
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ok anyway came on here to lament the lack of diy/sewing your own clothes tutorials/channels out there for queer/masculine/genderweird presenting people
im so tired of fem stuff in my wardrobe and also in all the crafting/sewing channels or whatever that i find
(which is not a dig at fem clothes or femme people, i just. for the life of me. cannot find tutorials or anything aimed at anyone other than a) cis men or b) fem-presenting folks or c) historic fashion/costumery and its a weird gross gender experience for me personally. also i dont have the know-how to make what i want to wear +++ would love inspo and help from other queerdos)
if anyone knows of tutorials/channels/websites/WHATEVER for sewing clothes that fall into queer / masculine / genderweird. i would love recommendations. historic fashions are Not for me and cis dude fashion is SO boring ;-;
#sewing#solarpunk#DIY#idk!!!!!!!!#listen Homosexual Audacity is real and ik there have to be ppl out there making the kind of shit i'd wear#or the kind of shit i dont know of yet but would love#i need gender subversive clothing ok!!! practical n ideally suited for hot n humid climates#some of the cis dude sewing content is OK and adaptable to be way gayer but is almost always very heavy//cold-climate friendly#i cannot be wearin waistcoats n blazers my dudes it's 80 degrees here 3/4 of the year#plus i am a raccoon and need to be able to climb into dumpsters in my clothes#c'est la vie bitches
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"I have two new permanent audience members!"
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The more I learn about Civil War politics, the more I'm convinced that Lincoln's most impressive and useful leadership trait was that he never let his pride get in the way of doing his job.
Other people in Lincoln's position would have come to Washington with something to prove. They'd have resented the insults and tried to disprove them. They'd have tried to seize power and credit, rejected help, spent a lot of time trying to reach a certain level of respect.
Lincoln's response to, "You're just a backwoods lawyer with no executive experience who makes too many dumb jokes," was pretty much always, "Yeah. And?" He had no interest in petty personal power plays. He had a country to run. There was a war on. It didn't matter what people thought of him so long as the job got done.
He was aware of his personal shortcomings and was always willing to accept advice and help from people who had more knowledge and experience in certain areas. He presided over a chaotic Cabinet full of abrasive personalities who thought they were better and smarter than him, but he kept working with them because they could get the job done. For example: Stanton was absolutely horrible to him when they were both working as lawyers. Just incredibly mean on a personal level. But when Lincoln needed someone to replace Cameron, he swallowed his pride and appointed Stanton as Secretary of War, where Stanton proceeded to be mean to everyone in the world, but he whipped that department into shape and kept it running efficiently through a very chaotic war. Pretty much no one except Lincoln would have been able to put up with that. He could put up with people who were personally difficult if they could do the job he needed them to do--which he was only able to do because his own ego didn't get in the way.
Lincoln's example is a prime demonstration of how humility isn't underrating yourself--it's being so secure in your own abilities and identity that you don't need to attack anyone or defend yourself to prove your worth. He knew his shortcomings, but he also knew his strengths. He was willing to give other people credit for successes and take blame upon himself for failures if it kept things running smoothly. He was secure enough in his own power that he could deal generously--but firmly--with people who tried to undermine him. In a city full of huge egos, in a profession that rewards puffed-up pride, that levelheaded humility is an extremely rare trait--which is what made it so impressive and effective.
#history is awesome#presidential talk#so i went to a teeny backwater thrift store today#their tiny history book section just happened to have an old lincoln biography#i opened to the page about the cabinet#which describes the situation like 'seward was calling himself premier and lording it over everyone'#'blair was causing problems everywhere'#'welles was insulting everyone in his diary and especially hated stanton grant and seward'#'and stanton hated absolutely everyone in the whole wide world'#and as i was reading this i was internally kicking my legs with excitement and cackling with glee because this is the good stuff#i don't know why but i love these horrible petty men#they're like a bunch of raccoons fighting over territory in a dumpster fire it's so great#i read the whole chapter right there in the store#and it impressed upon me yet again how impressive lincoln was to put up with all these guys#(the writer was a bit simplistic and made a lot of these guys come off as worse than they were)#(like he made seward sound like a complete incompetent when he was a pretty good secretary of state)#(he had some grandiose ideas but the man deserves a lot of credit for keeping england out of the war)#(but for a one-chapter summary of these guys it wasn't exactly wrong and it was a ton of fun)#i very much did not want another book especially another american history book#but it was only fifty cents and i have a pouch full of spare change#and the writer's style was so much fun that i decided to take the book with me#i don't plan to read the whole thing (i'm sick of lincoln bios) but it's fun to dip into for things like this#and i had to talk to you about it
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go on shadow don’t you support gay rights
#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 art#tf2 fanart#team fortress two#tf2 spy#spy tf2#spy fanart#i need this loser to die immediately#why am i always drawing the characters i don’t like at all in a pretty way#i feed you all like ravenous raccoons in a dumpster and i am the trash man bringing stale donuts#should I post the speedpaint for this
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