#r rated war movie

[filmgamer]

'Civil War' Boldly Imagines A Future Where America Tears Itself Apart

[leyiorr]

i can't stop looking at her t-t-t-t, FACE!

mdni.

satoru gojo is doomed.

why is he doomed, you ask? well, put bluntly, you, his girlfriend of five months, are driving him absolutely crazy.

crazy is an understatement, actually. insane, mad, mental, unhinged, deranged, bonkers - whatever you want to call it. he's holding on by a thread; the thinly woven string known as sanity growing ever weaker as the days roll by and turn into weeks.

of course, he's only blaming you. you hadn't actually done anything wrong.

you're the first relationship satoru's had in his life, and he'd be damned if some inappropriate thoughts ruin his chances with the love of his life. he'd never been happier - dating you gave him the kind of happiness he thought only existed in movies; the kind of giddiness of a child in a candy store.

he was devoted to you in every way, shape and form - you are everything he's dreamed of and more.

more.

that's right, you were more.

recently, you were the devil's temptation personified.

surprisingly, even after twenty-odd years of being one of the most attractive guys around, and having women throw themselves at him like he's some kind of greek deity, satoru is a virgin. i'll repeat that, he is a virgin. a fact that only suguru knows. a fact that he's neglected to tell his girlfriend.

he may have a flirtatious personality and the ability to charm ninety percent of the human race with one of his thousand-kilowatt smiles, but in truth, he had never dated anyone. ever. let alone got his dick in a pussy.

so when he starts wanting to go further, he's not sure how to bring it up without sounding like a horndog.

it all started when you wore a sleek black dress to one of your dates. it clung to your figure, fabric wrapping shamelessly around your every curve and tickling your midthigh at its end. and if that wasn't bad enough, it had a plunging neckline, giving the world - satoru specifically - an eyeful of the assets god gifted you with. your boobs were practically spilling out of your dress, the light catching your cleavage as you held his arm. he could feel himself salivating like some sort of perv. how was he supposed to focus with aphrodite's personal creation hanging off his arm?

his eyes began to drift to the flesh of your chest more than he'd like to admit. all sorts of r-rated scenarios ran through his head and he dared to entertain every. single. one. he could do so much with them, tease them, spit on them, pinch them, suck on them, put his dick between them-

“satoru?”

his gaze snaps back to your face at record speed. you notice how he's chewing his bottom lip, flush creeping onto his cheekbones and the tips of his ears. his hands are clammy; there's suddenly too little oxygen in his room.

“did you listen to anything i said?” your arms fold beneath your bosom and satoru almost implodes.

what do you expect him to do? the necklace around your neck has his initial on it, and it hovers over your tits almost mockingly. if it snapped, the letter would fall right between the valley of your breasts-

“satoru!”

he's choking on his saliva, apologizing profusely as he encourages you to continue your story - though he hasn't heard shit over the blood pumping loudly in his ears.

it's a battle no, a war between his rationality and his desires and he doesn't know which is winning. his rationality wins when he's around you - he just sucks in a breath and thugs it out, no matter how much his dick shouts at him. but in private, he's letting the desires win as his fists himself to the thought of you, your lips, your ass; your boobs.

the first time he sees you in a bikini he has to take a breather before he can get into a game of beach volleyball with you and the group.

(and even then he was struggling. every time you jumped for the ball the only thing he was looking at was your tits.)

he should be neutered. effective immediately.

it drags out for so long that you finally notice, and force him to talk to you about why he's avoiding you, and if you'd done anything wrong. but all you get is:

“baby, i'm so sorry- you're so pretty and i can't help myself. i didn't know how to bring up that i wanted to take our relationship to the next step, you mean the world to me and i'd hate to make you uncomfortable-” he trips and stumbles over his words-

“...is that it?”

and his eyes bug out of his head as he stares at you. weeks, months of agony over this and all you have to say is 'is that it'?

he doesn't even have chance to respond; to process your words before you're popping the top button of your blouse.

yeah, satoru gojo is doomed.

[moviehealthcommunity]

Civil War (2024)

This is a Movie Health Community evaluation. It is intended to inform people of potential health hazards in movies and does not reflect the quality of the film itself. The information presented here has not been reviewed by any medical professionals.

Civil War has multiple scenes of rapid-firing firearms with bright muzzle flashes, including almost all of the climactic action scene.

There are some brief moments of handheld or shaking camera work. Long scenes of this film take place in moving vehicles.

Flashing Lights: 7/10. Motion Sickness: 4/10.

TRIGGER WARNING: There is extensive bloody war violence in this film, which is made to feel realistic. In a scene where an older character is driving a car, a young woman has a hyper-realistic vomiting episode on screen.

Video ID: Admin Brandon's review and evaluation of Civil War

[newspatron]

Pippa Movie 2023 Review: A Gripping and Inspiring War Drama

I hope you have enjoyed and appreciated this article, and I hope you have learned and felt something from this article. I also hope you have watched and liked the movie Pippa 2023, and I hope you have celebrated and respected the movie Pippa 2023.

Pippa 2023 is a movie that has generated a lot of buzz and anticipation among the Indian audience. It is a war drama that tells the true story of Captain Balram Singh Mehta, who led his tank squadron in the Battle of Garibpur during the 1971 Indo-Pakistani war. The movie is directed by Raja Krishna Menon, who has a reputation for making realistic and gripping films. The movie also features a…

[the-8-of-spades]

I want an adaptation of KOTOR but like this:

tell Revan's story like all the other new Staar Wars media. Big, flashy effects and sets, interwoven plots, the whole works.

And then when TSL gets adapted for season 2, shoot the whole thing on a 40 year old, poorly taken care of camera. Use no CGI. at all. Original Trilogy style fight choreography. Pace it like 2001 Space Odyssey. Have maybe 3 action scenes in the entire series. Play up the miserable, dull tone.

I want it to feel like a something I dug out of a bin at a pawn shop for 50 cents.

and then do an R rated flashback to Malachor V with the whole VFX package. make it look like I'm watching an action movie for 5 minutes and then a horror movie for 30 seconds before jarringly swapping back.

The only good TSL adaptation is one that encapsulates the whiplash and ancient, liminal, half finished and sown together vibe of the original, which was so unintentionally perfect for such an unconventional story.

[smoqueen]

“We might see an R-rated Play-DOH movie, ‘cause with Play-Doh, you have the ability- say you were going to make a new Star Wars movie, right, and you’re bogged down with all this like- oh we gotta have Darth Vader, oh we gotta have Luke Skywalker, oh we gotta have Han Solo. With the Play-Doh movie, basically anything you can shape with your hands with the clay becomes a character in the movie, which basically gives you unlimited power for as many movies as possible.”

[fictionalcharactergraveyard]

here’s your silly thing to write: a movie night but like obv everyone a bit silly bcz… well… I think obv reasons ahahah

okok

"We are NOT watching that."

Two-Bit groaned. "C'mon! It's not that bad!'

"It's R Rated." Darry deadpanned.

"And?"

"Two-Bit no."

Steve and Sodapop were doing their best to pop the popcorn, Johnny being his helpful self by snacking early.

Ponyboy and Dally sat in the living room, waiting for everyone to settle. "We could watch a war one." Pony suggested. Dally shrugged. "Why not?"

After some of them started throwing popcorn at Johnny, and everyone got settled, Dally saw one he liked. "This one good?" He started to play it before anyone could say anything.

It was an alright movie.

Then a sex scene came on.

Ponyboy just groaned, covering his eyes.

"Hot damn!" Steve cackled, earning a whack from Soda, who was grinning himself. Dally and Two-Bit gave their own wolf whistles. Darry looked like he wanted to die. Johnny just looked every now and then- kinda liking what he saw.

That was the last time Darry let Dallas pick the movie.

[crimsinsky]

I am a total nerd girl and I've been watching most if not all that came out since I was 5 until MCU went nuts with releases. Then I got burnt out on the DCU/MCU war Snidercuts, Whedon destroying my appreciation of him, SO many MCU projects, MCU destroying all my favorites. I haven't kept up the last few years but Deadpool...

I was seeing this no matter what because I wanted SO badly for years to see a proper Deadpool and Wolverine tie in, even a crappy cameo would have been good enough. Then we got Logan and an amazing sendoff and he won't be back. But now he's back. I hoped to like the movie and that was enough because I honestly haven't liked most of the MCU's new stuff.

Deadpool 3 had me from the word go. It was SO SO good. I had such a good time, I nearly cried because I was so excited at different points. I need to watch it alone so I can appropriately freak out without concern for my sanity by strangers. I just got home and I'd seriously go watch it again right now. I was joking with my friends that it's the Perfect nerdy millennial girl movie.

quick note- It's R rated and it fully deserves that rating. It is seriously violent, and it swears about every 3-4 words. I am cool with this others may not be.

[anakinskywalkerisfave]

Hello! I want to ask you something about Star Wars. What's your opinion on "love isn't attachment" interpretation of the Jedi Code that has been going around?

I think it’s a misrepresentation born out of an effort to make the Jedi Order seem perfect, instead of the noble but flawed institution that we see in both Disney canon and the Star Wars EU. It is a blatant disregard of both the general canonical and legends continuity that the Jedi Order did not allow love. Love is a type of attachment, at least in the Jedi's eyes, otherwise they would not be separating young children from their families.

And no, if the chosen one is doing just fine with his latent force powers, I don't think they're recuiting toddlers because they would otherwise "have no control" and be "a danger to others." Take that crap somewhere else, because I'm not buying it.

If they don’t care about loving people (ie your birth family), then why do we never see Jedi (aside from obvious exceptions like Anakin or Ki-Adi-Mundi) mention their family or keep in any form of touch with them? Why would they accept only very young children? Notably children whose memories of their time with their family would largely or wholly be lost due to childhood amnesia*, and therefore would not remember their attachment to their families and the love of their family. Regardless of whatever media tries to retcon the no love thing as love being acceptable and that attachment was a different thing, the most important canon (the movies) does not support this at all.

(*Childhood amnesia refers to the inability of most adults to recall memories from before the age of 3-4 years. It also refers to the fragmentation of memories from early childhood, especially from the ages of 3-6. This is paraphrased from the Wikipedia article on the subject.)

Also, if love (platonic or romantic) actually is allowed, then why would this official movie poster for Attack of the Clones exist? (Someone on youtube literally tried to argue with me that despite it being an official poster, it “didn’t mean anything." 🤨 By that logic, a movie advertised as R-rated can be assumed to be appropriate for children. Jedi apologists are truly dedicated to spiting their English teachers and anyone who tried to teach them about critical thinking or analysis.)

Bonus Round: Star Wars EU Edition

(read the paragraph on the right, starting at "Love is also a strong passion," and I also suggest reading the character's annotations on the side.)

They literally explain love is forbidden. While they say "those who obsess," in practice, it applies to any love, not just obsessive. (Also, it is a parent's job to prioritize the needs of their child. It's not "obsession" to put the child first, that's what you're supposed to do.) They are literally being told that wanting to contact their birth families is a cause of concern and that any attachment will cause you to "lose sight of your path" and are a cause for expulsion from the Order.

Once again, they are not allowed to connect with their birth families. The HoloNet calls it monstrous because it is. Separating a child from their parents is incredibly damaging, especially in early childhood*, (the age of recruitment into the Jedi Order) which is obvious, but this is the same fandom where I see people try (and fail) to justify child soldiers and using a slave army.

Sources about the detrimental effects of separating children from their parents:

https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/article/psychological-damage-inflicted-by-parent-child-separation-is-deep-long-lasting/

https://news.stanford.edu/stories/2018/06/psychological-impact-early-life-stress-parental-separation

This excert is from a section called "Misperceptions of the Jedi" from The Jedi Path: A Manual for Students of the Force.

"This charge springs from the pain of emotional attachment. It's also technically false." If I had my child taken from me and had no way to get them back, I don't give a shit if you have legal authority. You are effectively a kidnapper. The child isn't being removed from their parent's care because of abuse or any other legitimate reason. It's because they want to indoctrinate them and it's far easier when they don't remember anything before being taken to the temple. So they don't have a pesky attachment or concern for their mom left in slavery, for example!

Anyway, Luke's Jedi Order from the EU >>>>>> the old Jedi Order

[scary-grace]

Artist: Dogblessya (Ao3)/@dogblessyoutascha

Author: BiSquared (Ao3)/@scary-grace

To Catch the Conscience of a King (8550 words) Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies) Rating: T Warnings: None Relationships: Bard the Bowman/Thranduil (Tolkien) Characters: Thranduil (Tolkien), Bard the Bowman (Tolkien), Bard the Bowman's Children (Tolkien), Bain of Dale, Sigrid (Hobbit Movies), Tilda (Hobbit Movies), Bilbo Baggins, Gandalf (Tolkien), Alfrid Lickspittle It is well-known in Middle-earth that Elves come to the aid of Men, and Thranduil answers Dale's call for help out of nothing more than obligation, and with more than a little resentment. But amidst the ruins of a city and the beginnings of a war, Thranduil meets Bard the Dragon-slayer, and learns anew that Men are worthy of his help - and that one man in particular is worthy of more.

Artwork here

a collab for Tolkien Reverse Summer Bang 2024 hosted by @tolkienrsb!

[randy-jester]

My Imaginary Ride The Cyclone Hybrid Live-Action and Animation Feature Film that only exists in my head: Part 2

Here's the link to Part 1!

Apologies for splitting it into 2 parts. Tumblr literally wouldn't let me post it as one big chunk. 😭

Continuing on:

To refresh: This would be a hybrid film that combines both live action and animated segments. The majority of the movie would be shot in live-action under a sepia filter, but all of the choir member's songs would be animated with different art styles. "What The World Needs" is in CGI Disney style, "Noel's Lament" is black-and-white 2D animation, "This Song is Awesome" is stylized graffiti, and "Talia" is in watercolor.

Of course, "Space Age Bachelor Man" will use an art style resembling Silver Age comics (which, fun fact, is around the time Silver Surfer was introduced). The song sequence will actually show most of the events Ricky details in his fantasies (ie., him getting abducted to Planet Zolar, laying with the sexy cat women, stopping the war between K-9 and Zolar, etc.).

Side Note: We don't actually see Ricky get freaky on screen. But we do see him and the kitties in snippets of suggestive action accompanied by on-screen sound bubbles every time Ricky says "Meow!". (This movie is already getting an R-rating for every time Noel says "Fucked Up Girl".)

Another side note: I know that in the 2018 version of RTC, Constance plays the "Zolarian Queen". But because this is MY movie concept, I get to do what I want. And I say Jane Doe is the Zolarian Queen instead (SpaceDolls 4 Ever! <3).

"Ballad of Jane Doe" will be in stop motion (either using paper or puppets). In the first half, we see her recount the accident. She looks like how she does now (with the doll head). She hits the ground right before "And from the ground beneath my feet", and her head falls off. We see her laying headless on the ground for a some time while other carnival patrons are screaming and getting away from her. On "Just John and Me" she stumbles back to her feet. And on "Forever Eternally Jane Doe" she screws her head back on.

In the next verse, we see Jane try to reach out to the other carnival goers, essentially trying to identify her family and friends. When she finds none, Jane boards the rollercoaster again on "Time eats all his children in the end"

Essentially, the idea is that because it's her only memory, Jane is forced re-live the accident over and over again through her song sequence. She desperately wants to find out who she is and what her past was. But the only memory she has to dig through is that of the accident.

She falls to the ground again on "Forever Eternally Jane Doe". Then gets dragged onto the ride a third time by carnies. She looks tired like she doesn't even want to do this anymore. On "Like John I'll be eternally a forgotten name, some lost refrain" we see her fly and float through the air (like how the other choir kids did during Uranium suite). But this time she never hits the ground. Instead, at the end of the song, she just reappears in the warehouse.

Constance's song, "Sugar Cloud", is the only individual segment that isn't animated. Instead, it's shot in live-action, but in full technicolor! Think like how vibrant Barbieland looked in the Barbie movie. Like that. The reason why "Sugar Cloud" is in live-action is because Constance is romanticizing her life as it was, rather than what it could have been.

Constance begins her first verses, still in sepia, at the warehouse. But when she goes "Let me take you away", she struts forward and the scenery changes behind her to that bright technicolor look. And instead of being at the warehouse, they're back at the carnival. But everything is bright and sunny and idealistic.

During Constance's recorder solo, the choir gets new outfits that reflect each of their personalities. The outfits magically poof on out of thin air. The choir members keep these new outfits for the duration of the song, then go back to their school uniforms after the sequence is over.

When Jane Doe is chosen to live again, her body fades away, leaving behind a roll of film. Ricky slides this film into a projector, and the choir watches the reel of Penny Lamb’s life together.

After Karnak’s death, we see the sepia filter lift off from the film. Along with it, we finally get to see how much decay and disrepair has taken over the warehouse. The choir members have a spiritual glow around their bodies.

The choir members perform the last song, “It’s Not A Game/It’s Just a Ride” inside the warehouse. As the sun rises, their bodies fade away.

Title card rolls at the sound of crashing metal.

[ao3feed-irondadspiderson]

Academic Decommitment

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57238774 by webss312 Peter hadn't talked to Mr. Stark since battling the Avengers in Germany, three months ago. Which wouldn't be a problem, except that his class was now taking a field trip to Stark Industries, and he still didn't actually have an internship. Not to mention both Mr. Stark and Happy had been ignoring him. Things were going disastrously— as expected— but at least the employees in one of the R&D labs seemed grateful for his help in solving one of their problems. Then his day gets somehow weirder when Mr. Stark offers him an actual internship. Oh, how quickly things change.   OR: Peter's field trip to Stark Industries, except set in the time frame between Civil War and the start of Homecoming. ft. Peter being a smart little shit, Tony being begrudgingly impressed, and Happy being annoyed per usual. Words: 9557, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Happy Hogan, James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Michelle Jones (Marvel), Ned Leeds, Academic Decathlon Team Members (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Roger Harrington (Marvel), Flash Thompson, Betty Brant, Friday (Marvel), Aunt May Parker (Marvel) Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Happy Hogan & Peter Parker, Academic Decathlon Team Members (Spider-Man: Homecoming) & Peter Parker Additional Tags: BAMF Peter Parker, Smart Peter Parker, Peter Parker's Field Trip to Stark Industries, James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark Friendship, Happy Hogan Needs a Raise, Happy Hogan & Tony Stark Friendship, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, like sort of its in that pre-homecoming era mentory vibe, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, Michelle Jones is a Little Shit (Marvel), Tony Stark Doesn't Like Being Handed Things, EXCEPT from peter apparently if it's coffee, POV Peter Parker, POV Tony Stark, Happy Hogan & Peter Parker Friendship, developing at least, Peter Parker & Tony Stark Friendship, Awesome Aunt May Parker (Marvel), peter parker gets an actual internship from being smart, Sarcastic Peter Parker, Tony Stark Being a Little Shit, Good Friend Ned Leeds, Good Friend Michelle Jones (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes is So Done, Canon Divergence - Movie: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Not Canon Compliant With Movie: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Peter Parker is smart and capable read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/57238774

[thedanniannie]

I will not forgive the naruto animators for fluffing the absolute shit out of Itachi shinden. That story is gruesome, dark, and macabre as shit and in the anime they're like, yeah itachi saw war but look now he's wearing cat ears how cute? That boy was 13 years old and using his sharingan to play r-rated horror movie levels of body horror to his opponent in the chunin exams. Shit that would be at the middle of a horror movie iceberg, JUST TO SCARE HIS OPPONENT OUT OF THE FIGHT. The arc in the anime DOES NOT show just how bat shit itachi and his story is yo

[jame7h]

Hi Jame! I'm looking to get into Warhammer bc someone I care very deeply about loves it a lot and I want to connect over it. We already talk about it a lot, but I feel bad when I can't remember things or don't understand what he's talking about. Do you have any tips for understanding What The Fuck Is Going On and getting to know some of the major players in the lore? Thank you. Blessing of one thousand epic beasts (wh40k figs) for your troubles

Warhammer is very simple. The narrative is “what if Star Wars was worse in both a literal and narrative sense” and the best way to learn about it is to latch onto a faction you like (like a sucker, or eel) and figure out how they relate to all the factions you don’t know about or can’t stand. Lots of lore videos detail fascinating tales of poorly written novels!

So For example, I tricked my best friend into getting into warhammer by explaining the necrons, and slowly by telling them about the lore of the factions that fought the necrons, have tricked them into getting admech, tyranids, space marines, Rogue traders, and soon chaos at my earliest convenience

(Also once you figure out the naming conventions for characters everything becomes super clear. There’s a demon primarch who is fueled by a supernatural rage by the god of war, his name is fucking Angron)

It’s twelve deeply unserious settings wearing a trench coat to get into an R rated movie. Yay!

[eternal-echoes]

While I don't totally reject the theory that the Shopkeeper groomed Yor to become an assassin, but one thing that keeps me from fully accepting that is Mr. Matthew McMahon's speech in the Cruise arc. The Garden wants to prevent Leonardo Hapoon from starting a war to profit from it. Ostanian politics seem really complicated especially with the underground government that Olka was part of but what I've deduced so far is that the SSS doesn't work to maintain law and order as evidenced by the way they handled the bus hi-jacking incident; they work to instill fear into the Ostanian citizens to get to submit to the party they serve.

While the Garden's goal is to purge criminals out of the country since the SSS wouldn't do that.

While some fans may object, "Who is the Garden to decide who should and should not live?" But were they wrong to protect Olka and kill all those paid killers?

And the Red Circus is a well-known terrorist group:

There's no doubt about them having done evil deeds. And because the SSS wouldn't go after them, the Garden has to step up and clean them up.

While there's also the issue that Yor became an assassin at a young age (kids aren't allowed to watch rated-R movies because of violence), it has never really been said at what age specifically she was trained to become an assassin. It could have been 18. That is still a young age although it's considered a legal adult since that's when men can sign up for the army. And some people look 14 when they turned 18 (myself included) so 18 is the age that I'm guessing that Yor was in Yuri's flashback seeing her come back from work all bloody.

(The legal age in Japan seems to be 20 but voting age has recently been changed to 18 but Tatsuya Endo made this fictional western country so I think it abides by Western rules)

[fly-pow-bye]

Genndy Tartakovsky had an interview with Collider about his past, current, and future projects. Among what he talked about:

Primal Season 3 will begin airing in 2025, and it's currently in production.

They're still trying to find a distributor for Fixed, the R-rated 2D animated comedy film. It is completely finished, it's just a matter of finding a distributor that's brave enough to release a "unicorn" of a film.

He just finished the script for Black Knight (no relation to the 2001 film or the Dark Knight), and they're also looking for a distributor if Sony doesn't want to distribute it themselves. He doesn't think it will be rated R, and that's as far as he wants to talk about it for now.

If there's demand for it, there will be more Hotel Transylvania.

He is still holding on to the slightest possibility that Sym-Bionic Titan will come back, as much as he wants to just release the unproduced scripts. In his words, "there's got to be bigger demand", and they did not see that when it was on Netflix.

When asked what he is currently working on, he said the aforementioned Primal, two movies for Sony, two other projects he can't talk about, and one project that's kind of finished but can't talk about until "it could go or not".