#quotes sabriel

[crimsonsharon]

-candyland-

Sam: okay, look, these are gingerbread chips that you use to move around the playing field.

Jack: why is there a deck of cards?

Dean: you take a card with a certain color and it dictates where you go.

Crowley: only play for money, kiddo.

Gabriel: great advice. That's how I won the sword from Henry VIII.

Sam: you played Candyland with the king of England?

Gabriel: well, that's not what it was called then, but that's the gist of it.

Sam: oh, well, okay, all right, Jack, draw a card.

Michael: do people actually find it interesting?

Adam: it's fun.

Michael: is it?

Adam: trust me, you'll love it.

sooner

Crowley: I'm the witch of Peppermint Stick Forest, and you have to pay taxes.

Gabriel: leave the kid alone. I, as king of Candy Castle, have abolished taxes.

Crowley: that's stupid, your economy is going nowhere. Your Ice Cream Sea is about to dry up.

Jack: what's going on, I'm lost in Gumdrop Mountain.

Michael: well, you're in luck, I'm trapped in the Crooked Old Peanut Brittle House.

Crowley: no one is trapped anywhere, go further into the field, I'm waiting for you for the sacrifice ritual.

Gabriel: what sacrifice in the world of Candyland? are you going to chop up chocolate bars?

Crowley: got to do something in this candy hell. who came up with this nonsense?

Jack: I like it.

Michael: I don't get it.

Adam: just keep playing, darling, you'll figure it out as you go along.

Dean: are they even aware that this is not how Candyland is played?

Sam: i don't think so.

Dean: playing poker?

Sam: playing poker.

[lukas-dusk]

Castiel : If I fall…

Dean : I’ll be there to catch you.

Gabriel *looks at Sam* : What if I fall?

Sam : Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Crowley : *watches these four interactions*

Crowley, to Bobby : And if I fall?

Bobby : I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[soulreaper78]

i love this show chat

[ellastarkwinchester3000]

Sam: “I just want to hear those three little words.”

Gabriel: “I love you.”

Sam: “You are so cute, but try again.”

Gabriel: “I will behave.”

[crookedmime]

I needed so much more of this Sam and Dean.

[spn-lesbian]

Dean: so, how's married life?

Sam: oh you know, pretty standard

the wedding night:

Gabriel, absolutely wasted, gleefully ripping up bits of their marriage certificate, laughing maniacally: HA!

GOOD LUCK RETURNING ME WITHOUT A RECEIPT, FUCKER!

[cmincorrrctquotes]

Sam: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Gabriel: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

[crimsonsharon]

Jack: I love biscuits.

Cas: I love sandwiches.

Dean: I love burgers.

Gabriel: I love Sam.

Sam: I love--wait WHAT

[lukas-dusk]

Gabriel : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Sam : Um...Neat.

*later*

Sam, lying face down on their bed : I said "Neat," Dean. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Dean, cleaning the colt : Don't beat yourself up too much, Sammy. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Castiel confessed his love for me?

Sam : Didn't you thank him?

Dean *Pose the gun with a haunted face* : I fucking thanked him.

[bunchofrandomfandomsandbands]

Sam: Gabe, why are you being so quiet?

Gabriel: I’m pregnant

Sam: No, you’re not. You’re guilty. What did you do?

Gabriel: I may

Sam: ?

Gabriel: Have gotten a puppy

Sam: What

*Gabriel brings out weird looking puppy*

Sam: Is…is that a hellhound?

Gabriel: It’s a puppy

Sam: Jesus Christ Gabriel, that is a hellhound! whERE DID YOU FIND A HELLHOUND?!

Gabriel: I T ‘ S A P U P P Y!

[ellastarkwinchester3000]

Loki: “I’m the real Gabe!”

Gabriel: “No, I’m the real Gabe!”

Dean: “Who do we shoot?”

Sam: “There’s only one way to find out.”

Dean: *nods*

Sam: “How do you spell bananas?”

Loki: “B-A-N-A-N-A-S!”

Sam, shooting Loki: “Wrong answer.”

Dean, looking at Sam in disbelief: “Woah! THAT IS HOW YOU SPELL BANANAS!”

Sam: “Yeah, but Gabe sings the song.”

Gabriel, singing: “It’s bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!”

[hetaczechia]

Gabriel: Relationships should be 50/50. Sam cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

[yoursleepyass]

Demon: Sir,we've got a Winchester.

Crowley: Which one?

Demon: the tall one.

Crowley: which one they're both tall!

Demon: oh,uh...the gay one..I guess?

Crowley: WHICH ONE THEY'RE BOTH GAY

[spn-lesbian]

Sam: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls

Gabriel: I relate to Tinker Bell because she needs attention or she dies

[crimsonsharon]

Sam: honey, i'm home. what are we having for dinner?

Gabriel: oh, pancakes with strawberry syrup, chocolate cake, milkshakes, cheesecake, eclairs, crème brûlée and marzipan cakes.

Sam:

Gabriel:

Sam: okay, honey

[lukas-dusk]

Jack : The floor's lava!

Castiel : *helping Dean onto the table*

Gabriel : *kicks Sam off the sofa*

Charlie : There are two types of boyfriends.