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Smug devil: " She's the daughter of Solomon and you are a servant of Satan, no amount of talismans are going to fix that..."
Zagan: But...I love her...
#whb zagan#Zagan oh my god Zagan I would do anything for you#what in hell is bad#I love him so much you don't understand#quote from Shrek#zagan loves us guys He actually loves us so much#*shits pisses cries and screams*#whb
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if ur a good omens fanartist and u draw aziraphale with top surgery scars and a big belly then i would like to give u sloppy head as a token of my gratitude
#to quote fiona from shrek#pls accept this favour as a token of my gratitude fr#good omens#ineffabildaddy
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doc (to lightning): for five minutes, could you not be yourself?
FOR FIVE MINUTES?!
@champmorado @orchestra-of-demonic-screeching @x0stormie0x @kaderp @microwavedfishsticks @y7kierre
#incorrect quotes#cars fandom#cars 2006#cars pixar#pixar cars#cars movie#lightning mcqueen#doc hudson#pinkspidey’s rambles#yes this is from the most amazing animated movie ever aka shrek 2#shrek 2
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Buck:What about my Miranda rights? You're supposed to say, "You have the right to remain silent." Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!
Athena: Buck, you HAVE the right to remain silent. What you lack is the capacity.
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Arya, describing her plan to her gang: And when the smoke clears… Wait, what’s this?
Hot Pie: That’s my chimichanga stand.
Arya: No, Hot Pie, we won’t be needing that:
Hot Pie: Trust me, Arya, y’all are gonna be really hungry after this ambush, okay? Go on, finish your lil’ speech.
#is anyone gonna get the joke#like this is a quote from shrek#does anyone remember that joke at all like#whatever#arya stark#game of thrones#hot pie game of thrones#got#arya stark game of thrones#asoiaf#incorrect quotes#game of thrones incorrect quotes#hot pie
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does the mad scottish girl know what a mark she made on my heart and also vocabulary
#i still quote this video over a decade later#i finally learned to do a scottish accent from this btw#i used to try to imitate shrek but i think it didn’t work bc he’s also not scottish#you can’t do an impression of someone doing an impression it’s like xeroxing a xerox#anyway mad scottish girl you save me every day
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Tsuru: It's time to stop living in a fantasy story, Doflamingo. She's a free Straw Hat, and you're a convicted Warlord. That's something no amount of scheming is ever going to change. Doflamingo: But... I love her... Tsuru: If you really loved her... you'd let her go.
#one piece#incorrect quotes#vice admiral tsuru#tsuru#donquixote doflamingo#doflamingo#sakido tenshi#shrek 2#probably very ooc for doffy#or he's mistaking obsession for love#DofTen#he doesn't let her go#if impel down cells allowed pictures he would have many of tenshi#from her bounty posters and newspapers
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"oh shit you can talk?"
"didnt they say that in shrek?"
"in pretty sure they didn't say oh shit in shrek"
#it took me five tries to spell shrek#jonathan mutters#incorrect quotes#could be an incorrect quote if you try#august whispers#quote things from nathalie
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taking suggestions for a lonan and harrison's favourite movies list!!!!! preferably 2006 & before!!! any genre!!!!!
#could YOUR fave movie make this EXTREMELY NICHE LIST#that TWO PPL on tumblr will care abt!!! possibly!!!#SEND ME YOURS!!!#2006 and prev is best !!! SO SOMEONE SAY SHREK!!!!!#sorry listening to nbt foreign language & it reminded me that they love movies LOL <3#ELLA ENCHANTED HOLD ON I'M COOKINGGG#imagine harrison watches ella enchanted in the moth work timeline and is like hey that hugh dancy guy is hot hey why does he#look exactly like me!!!!!#when I was younger I heard that apparently the human brain can't create faces from scratch#they're a combo of a bunch of faces you've seen (i literally don't know if that's true or not LOL so DON'T QUOTE ME)#BUT EVER SINCE THEN I'VE BEEN WONDERING if baby rachel saw hugh dancy & just... KNEW#the first time I watched ella enchanted as a Person Who Had Strong Memories (when I was 16) I was like hmmm like maybe harrison ref??#now I see some pics of hugh dancy and I'm like that's harrison it's insane IT'S THE HAIR GIVE ANY WHITE MAN THAT HAIR#AND THEY LOOK LIKE HARRISON#these tags devolved << gonna start saying this now
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hey wait. so if you grow up as an only child or with siblings who like the same tv as you how do you learn tolerance?
#that football poll really made me reflect on how much tv i've had on in the background that was just absolute white noise to me#altho back when we were all younger there were more tvs in the house. mostly small ones#there was one i remember vividly that was like only a foot wide. it sometimes moved around#it had a vcr player in the bottom#i so clearly remember watching lizzie mcguire on it while discovering if you smash a marker youre coloring w#all the ink comes out at once. but then youre left wo it being pointy at the end#and that tv could be moved around. i remember watching shrek on it in my mudroom once lol#i also remember watching whose line is it anyway and not understanding improv but just seeing the men sit in chairs#and stand up and just looking at the colorful background. it was somehow still entertaining to me i dont remember AT ALL why#tales from diana#one thing that is somewhat understandable to me from what i understand about childhood entertainment in the streaming era#is that children THANK GOD still seem to fight w their siblings about what to watch on tv#they just dont even say 'on tv' they say 'on disney plus'#it shouldnt feel so strange to me but i just cant imagine coming home from school and selecting something from a list of programs#and then watching that in full without commercials. i'm like what. that's not tv#you're supposed to get home in the middle of an episode of spongebob that they play twice a week and quote along w it like karaoke#youre supposed to argue and flip back and forth one thing and another when one turns to a commercial break#THATS AMERICA!!!!!
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ok i have like. the very rough outline for this animatic.
#my post#ripposting#really just need rhe quotes now bcus i know what parts of the song are which fights#oh my god. im gonna have to animate combat.#*frantically pulls up sad.ist* GIRL HELP HOW DO I DRAW FIGHTING#<- uses them as a ref for like every animatic i do lol#i just realized actually. this wasnt intentional but i totally am amking a sa.dist-style animatic rn#its even set to a 2w.ei song ToT#but anyways im sosososo excited for this :DDD the first 48 seconds are just them arriving at the BLOCK#BUT their pirate oath from what binds us is playing. ooo can i do effects on the audio? bcus i kinda want it to be abit echo-ey....#but yeah and then chip as tay is all like 'we need to get these pirates inside!!' and the guard goes 'did we ever get a name for this crew?#and then theres like this moment of silence. and thats where chips gonna go 'the r.iptide pirates :)' and then BOOM LOUD MUSIC#thats where they fight shrek. i dont remember what that monster was i always called that fight the shrek encounter. then the hall w that#pirate dude!! then the tundra!! oh big j... then its MEAT ROOM TIME!!! and then DESERT ROOM!!!!! at 2:02 is when they start attacking each#other in the desert room :3 then its the center with drey!!! and then theres a quieter slow part. thats where nfw goes.#the song actually ends there but i looped part of it so it gets loud again :3 thats where the running away happens!! and then as it fades#out again thats where theyre safe on the ship and jay screams at her dad even though hes too far away to hear it and shes all like 'IM GONN#BE THE BEST GODDAMN PIRATE YOUVE EVER SEEN!!' and chip goes 'i dont doubt it sureshot :]' CRIESSS anyways then very quietly as the audio al#fades out gill goes 'im glad you got to shoot me' and jay goes 'me too lol' and that is where we end the animatic 👍#its like 4 1/2 minutes long pray for me guys
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Boss battle!
Send me “Boss Battle”, and I’ll post the music that plays when your muse fights mine as a boss.
"You're going the right way for a smack bottom!"
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what did you think of that welcome to bath and body works stim bc I tried it and OP is on some next level shit. My stim now, I love that
I have tried to incorporate it into my vernacular so many times bc I'm like obsessed with it I love it so much. The very idea of it is so hilarious to me. I got really into the little German boy meme so it makes sense why I like it so much. I just always forget about it and I always struggle to capture a German accent so it never sticks 😭
#googy ask#i think the alternative to this is randomly speaking in a french accent which i can do a lot better since i took french for 4 years#i always quote that fucking 'what a scary and disgusting creature' tiktok bc it just comes so much more naturally to me 😭#but i wish so BADLY i could make this one stick bc it also reminds me of the pigs from shrek and if i could sound like them on command#id be unstoppable
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"You keep saying that word; I don't think it means what you think it means" - Princess Bride
"Let me explain - no, let me summarize" - also Princess Bride
"INCONCEIVABLE" - Take a guess
i love hearing what lines from film/tv people quote with their family all the time because they’re always niche and forgettable to everyone but that specific family
#My family sure has a favorite movie for quotes#Princess Bride#It's not just princess bride though#“I'm making WAFFLES”#from Shrek#is said every Sunday when my dad makes waffles for breakfast
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I'm very guilty of saying "can't you see? I'm a little bit.. bUSY???" on the regular
#shrek#robin hood#quotes and sayings#sayings#just the sorta shit i say#happens at least once every few days#mostly a communication to my dad to leave me alone and bother me after im done doing whatever#my and my dad are the kings of movie sayings in the household#does your dog bite? that is not my dog#that sorta shit#what. is your name? what. is your favourite colour? what. is your quest?#“which movie is this line from? guess”
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Skye: I forgot I named my headphones "Wails of the Damned."
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