#quick internet search

[peachssodapop]

the mention of their different dialects and languages immediately had my enraptured

so here's a very quickly drawn comic based on I cannot seem to find a good german equivalent to silly

[al3zthecat-blog]

I've seen takes about Shang Quinghua pressing the Return Home button (either on purpose or by accident) and I've also read takes where the System for some reason (a glitch or a new mission) sends both SY and SQH to the modern world. And they are great BUT.....

What if SQH pressed the Return Home option (I'm thinking on purpose, but you do you) and the System sent both back home.

Let's say that the System didn't give SY that option because he isn't user number 1 and it was up to user number 1 to make this choice. Only, because the System is such an asshole it conveniently disregarded to tell either SY or SQH this.

So SQH not knowing his choice would also affect SY (otherwise he would definitely use this to get SQQ to do as he says, like getting LBH to give him the best food 😂) decides that he will take his chances on the real world. I'm thinking that he does this in part because the System actually answered when he would wake up and told him that in the real world no time has happened or that he would go back before he spilled his ramen and electrocuted himself. The other part could be that he just panicked upon seeing LGY. Or maybe he never saw LGY and was able to explore and sightsee some of the wonders of the world he wrote about and decided that this was as good as it would get here, whereas now that he lived in a cultivation setting he had so much fucking material. He could even write the danmei version of PIDW thanks to Cucumber bro!

So he activates the return home function and proceeds to write SVSSS, only he changes the name of Peerless Cucumber to another dick joke to avoid getting sued, you know, just in case.

For his part SQQ/SY hears the System saying "Activating Return Home sequence in 3, 2, 1" and he proceeds to freak out, except of course he doesn't have time to properly freak out and/or say anything before everything goes black.

SY wakes up in the hospital, his sister found him passed out and proceed to call 110/120*. Because this is SY and he no longer can hear the System he proceeds to go in denial/repression. "Ah... It was all a dream of course" (and to be fair, this would be more of a normal reaction than how he immediately accepted he had transmigrated 😂).

Until some weeks/months/days!? (Knowing Airplane it was probably days) later, Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky starts publishing an spin off/AU of PIDW named SVSSS.

Meanwhile back on SVSSS world either (and because I love SJ and he deserves a happy ending and because YQY also deserves a happy ending and I want these two to reconcile 😭 and what are fanfics for if not to write happy endings for everyone!?!):

SQQ'S body goes into a Qi deviation and SJ wakes up (resuscitates? I'm thinking the System grabbed his soul while he was deviating and put it into storage so SY's soul could occupy the body). Obviously SJ proceeds to FREAK OUT and runs away to CQM sect.

SQQ'S body just stops working. One moment he is breathing and the next he is dead. Somewhere out there SJ wakes up in a plant body (at some point SQH tried to bring back his favorite scum villain and gifted YQY a mushroom plant body with some precise instructions to care for it without telling YQY exactly what the plant was, because he believed if someone could bring back SJ it would be his soulmate YQY, but in case he was wrong better not tell YQY why or what the plant he gifted him was for)

SQQ'S body basically becomes brain dead. Technically alive, but since there is no soul inside the body it is as good as dead (SJ comes back with a healthy plant body and reconciles with YQY in CQM)

In any of these scenarios LBH will freak out, obviously, but in the case of scenario 1 he would have no reason but to think that this like the first time SQQ lost his memories, only now he recuperated many of them and lost the ones that involve LBH. So I guess the best option for a BingYuan reunion would be to go for 2 or 3 because LBH would be looking for SQQ|SY soul not SQQ|SJ (who is alive and safe in CQM sect) but I don't really care for this pairing soooo 🤷🏻‍♀️

Upon crawling out of the earth, SJ encounters YQY who immediately knows that this is Xiao Jiu, he would have the confirmation of what he already knew, that the other SQQ was not SJ. He still has no explanation to what happened or how SQH was able to return SJ to him, but he is glad and thankful to SQH.

SQH who has disappeared. Literally, his body did a Thanos snap and became dust or simply glitched out. Because SQH was never from this world. He was born in this world and given the role of SQH but his body is technically not the one of the original but supplanted it. Similar to a changeling only it was the System and he did this from the womb.

I don't know how it would go from here, kind of a dealers choice, if you want Moshang and BingYuan(?) HEA or if CumPlane HEA in the modern world. Or happy ending for Airplane who now can dedicate time to write whatever he wants because he already has SVSSS written thanks to the System and while that sells he can concentrate in writing other things.

[starheirxero]

*hands over a star*

⭐️

ouh..... finally......... i'm gaining enough stars to earn my starheirxero swag.........

[empyreasheart]

had to change my reply settings because the moment i start talking about trans women a t*rf showed up . sorry if anyone wants to be friends

[invizigothx]

The Art of War by Sun Tzu is one of the (many!!!) books consistently banned from prisons and I want to find out why, in part because my co-volunteers have a couple times joked like "this is how absurd and arbitrary the rules are that this ancient Chinese military strategy book is banned." and like... yes but also, I want to know more about this. I think it could be a neat way to talk about books and prison in a zine.

[lucky-clover-gazette]

hi i would like to clarify that i am deeply uninterested in engaging with discourse drama about internet man dream, beyond what i say in this post. please stop sending me anonymous asks about it, thanks

[clowncloud]

dare to discover the things you dont know. dare to brave the discomfort that comes with curiosity. dare to be disadvantaged so you can learn new things.

[just-some-random-blogger]

❤️🌷SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING 🌷❤️💕!!

roses are red violets are blue

id fight otto hightower to the death for you

[frankeneglected]

just walked by my mother watching a show where a group of mothers were discussing books as part of some kind of support group and one of the characters pulled up frankenstein and everyone was dismissing her because they couldn't believe gothic fiction would have anything to do with their struggles !! oh how wrong you all are !!

[imtheiliad]

Can any astrology girlies (gn) tell me about Aries and pieces? Stereotypes, characteristics etc etc. please and thank you!

[sleepsong]

me trying not to reblog posts just to pedantically correct them

[anantaru]

Man what is it these past few days and people being shitty and rude to writers? You're the third writer I follow that this has happened to. I think ya'll might have the same haters.

i just know they feel that little sense of fake joy for attempting to make someone feel bad about themselves when my confidence in my doings is so high and i‘m into degradation too

[glacier--freeze]

[ID: A detailed, gold foil illustration on a textured, off-white rectangle. A balalaika (a triangular, stringed instrument) rests against an open, propped up book. They're bordered by a thin circle with sunflowers growing up it. End ID.]

cover of The Poems of Doctor Zhivago

[generationlosscorkboard]

Welcome, Seeker.

Here, we uncover the truth.

I am your guide on this journey of discovery, but for obvious reasons I must remain.... Anonmoys. anonomous. Anatomy. Antonym.

um. you know what I mean.

just- just call me Zero. (they/them pronouns)

Right, lets get solving this mystery together!

(Disclaimers, Tags, Masterpost Link, and Miscellaneous under the cut.)

Disclaimer: This is not an update blog. I may repost update blogs if it's relevant, but overall this is just for theories and trying to unravel the mystery Ran has laid out for us.

Second Disclaimer: I am also not Ranboo, nor affiliated with Ranboo and the Generation Loss Crew. Unless directly from those sources, everything I say is not canon. It's just. Theoretically canon.

Other disclaimer: On this blog we call the writer of Chronicle Zero as Chronos for the sake of clarity between Me and them- why Ranboo WHY

Master Posts:

Gen 1 Details Master Post (constantly updated as I find more stuff)

Masterpost of Everytime The XX's Are Used In Chronicle Zero-

Tag list:

#Generation Loss / #Gen Loss - General tag

#Generation Loss Spoilers / #Gen Loss Spoilers - anything that's recent enough to ruin someone's experience (a month)

#Generation Loss Theory - General theory tag

#chronicle 0 - stuff relating to chronicle 0

#red writing - Information from Official sources (or update blogs reporting from official sources)

#red pin with extra string - Active Theories

#paperball on the floor - Closed/Debunked Theories

#tangled tape - Rambles of varying relevancy

#live or die - Polls, Questions, anything in which I ask for an answer

#audience participation - Submissions, Asks, the like.

#zero talks -anything that's just me talking about whatever. Can also be considered the equivalent of "not an update" tag

#zero thoughts - I tag talk a lot, so this just preludes any of that. always after any of the above tags, as a buffer.

Ranboo, if you happen to be looking over this blog-

I hope you are giggling hysterically at me fumbling my way through this.

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It's not just Matpat, random Youtube commenter!

[forlornmelody]

Today's List of Nice Things:

Woke up with a six-pack this morning. Heck yes. So even if my workout this evening didn't get me the reps I wanted, I don't feel that weak

It was really hard to tear myself away from House of Usher tonight. I want to see Frauderick eat SHIT. Also, I love the Raven so much. I would commit war crimes for her.

Found a cute top at the store for $10. I bought it without trying it on and it fits.

[sadfransisko]

Same goes for essential oils!! A lot of them are bad for pets!

[ID: Twitter thread. The initial tweet by @ VoynichSolver reads: "if you burn incense and someone says it gives them a headache or makes them sick they're the evil presence in your home" [] no darling, you bought cheap incense off of amazon and are burning formaldehyde.

OP replies: migraines, chronic illness, sensory sensitivities, autism, allergies... I could go on. the point is it's weird to immediately equate someone to an evil or demonic presence because the scent you're burning isn't nice to them. and also yeah, cheap incense often has toxic chemicals

OP replies: and another thing. please stop trapping your pers in rooms where you're burning intense fragrances and also consider how you could seriously harm them for life 🙃 be kind, buy non-toxic, check your ingredients for pet safety, crack a window, turn on a fan, or do it elsewhere.

✨Meowguy Extraordinaire✨ replies: And/or you're burning something in an enclosed space and without ventilation the O2 levels are dropping and its reaching a point where it's making people feel sick

OP replies: also people have allergies and sensory sensitivities and migraines like pls... bffr

@ WeeBeastie444 replies: Psa to reptile, bird, and really most animal lovers/owners: you can't burn incense in your home as it will kill your beloved beasties.

OP replies: i was just adding an addendum about this 😭 /End description]