#queuellish wammy

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L: Please, Light… After everything we went through together. You can’t do this!

Light: I’m sorry, Ryuzaki.

L: I’m begging you... Don’t do it.

Light: It has to be done.

L:

Light:

L:

Light (placing a draw 4 card): Uno.

[lawliet-imagines]

Look I drew a smol murderous bean

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Light: Are you alright? You didn't sleep at all last night.

L: I got a solid eight minutes.

L: Not consecutively but still it's fine. You're not even that blurry.

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Beyond: I DO WHAT I WANT

A: I'm telling L

Beyond: no wait

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L: How come Light still doesn't understand that I like him?

Aiber: All you do is stare at him like a creep, and when you’re actually talking to each other, you’re mean to him.

L: I'm not mean. That's me flirting.

Aiber: Oh boy.

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Beyond: If I die my funeral's gonna be the biggest fucking party and you're all invited.

Mello: ...if?

Near: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.

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Rod Ross: Aren’t you gay?

Mello: I like how you’re implying that I’ve done something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

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Matt [reading a fortune cookie]: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same...

Mello [through a mouthful of takeout]: kill two.

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Near: You look so unapproachable.

Mello: And yet here you are.

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Near: Matt, how do I ask someone out?

Matt: Well, first, you-

Mello: No, don’t ask him. He asked me out in a McDonald’s bathroom.

Near: ...And you said yes?

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Light (looking down from the balcony to see L): Let me guess, you came out here to serenade me because you thought it would be romantic but you have no idea how to play the guitar so you're trying to find a recording you can fake it to.

L (on the street, phone out, guitar at his feet): ...No

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Naomi: I’m not looking for trouble.

Beyond: What a horrible way to live.

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Near: Being five foot is so hard sometimes.

Gevanni: It’s true. I remember being 10 and not being able to reach anything.

Near: …

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L: What kind of tea is this?

Misa: Oh, I just boiled some Gatorade

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Light: What could possess anyone to throw a party? I mean, to have a bunch of strangers treat your house like a hotel room?

Misa: I don’t know, maybe the spirit of fun.

Light: What’s that?

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Mello: There are always lessons in failures.

Near: Yes... you must be very wise by now.