#queerplatonic headcanons my beloved

[mitamicah]

"Me and Bojan we are bothers *pause* and maybe something more" - Jere (x)

I am back with my Queerplatonic!Bojere propaganda >:3 💛💗🤍🩶🖤

Flat coloured versions under the line

[sleepy-spacetronaut]

Detox old man yaoi - Queer platonic BillFord

Start note : Okay little clarification, Bill in the top right corner is crying, but the picture quality is bad so it’s hard to tell what the heck is going on. And I apologize for Ford’s weird haircut, I’ll give him his fluffy hair back (I tend to mess with character’s hair a lot…never on purpose , I swear 😁 unless I make them bald.).

Once Bill returns to Gravity Falls for the sake of his redemption arc, his relationship with Stanford is bound to be rocky. They bicker a lot and often cannot get along on the way to do domestic things. It would take a long time before they start to bond together again , considering how the trauma of the past abuse left Ford scarred for life.

Thought since Bill can’t do much with his limited powers, Ford doesn’t perceive him as a threat. They hang out together sometimes when Bill doesn’t have to work at the cash register or around the shack. Bill still had trouble identifying what exactly he feels for Stanford, and would try to pursue him romantically for around a month before giving up. (I headcanoned Ford as oriented aro-ace for this specific AU)

But sometimes they have wholesome moments they share: Bill and Ford seldom sit on the couch together, and when it happens, they cuddle up and Ford combs his fingers through Bill’s hair while reading, it’s soothing for both of them. Bill tends to fall asleep very quickly after that—he’s desperately touch-starved and has no idea—-

Bonus (something from my camera roll) :

[nadia-cannot-think-straight]

Honestly jayvik gets 10 times more depressive to me when i read it as queerplatonic rather than straight up romantic.

[kakusu-shipping]

🏳️‍🌈 for rosé, york, grandma and eugene from drawtectives

@i-put-the-s4p-in-s4pphic

I unfortunately don't have any thought for Eugene because I don't think he himself knows (some kinda non-binary mayhaps?)

But the OTHERS I got you! Season 3 SOON!!!!!

Rosé - Bisexual with a preference for Women, Trans Woman, She/Her

York - Aroace, Queerplatonic, Cis man, He/Him

Grendan - Pansexual, Genderfluid, any pronouns (canon!!!)

[bluejayblueskies]

i've often yearned to be in a romantic relationship, from when i was pretty young to now even though i now recognize that i'm aromantic and it's not something i actually want when push comes to shove. and this probably isn't anything profound, but i've started to wonder recently if i'm actually yearning for a romantic relationship or if i'm yearning for a deeply meaningful, intimate, and loving relationship with somebody who i can trust and show all the parts of myself and know that they'll always be on my side and spend the rest of my life with, and society has just told me over and over and over again that i can't have that without the romance

[moutainrusing]

:(

nooo but fanon peter my beloved? PETER?! oh yeah he'd never. like pete and reg are actually best friends, oooh what if they're lovers NO even better, they're aromantic and in a queerplatonic relationship. new headcanon.

but on a more serious note:

WHY IS THAT MAKING SENSE WHY DOES THAT SOUND CANON AND WHY WOULD YOU SEND ME THIS😭 REGULUS YOU ARE LOVED❤️ I TRUST YOU❤️ (HE'S DEAD😭) (WHY'S HE DEAD?!) (oh yeah because peter)

[alliumsduo]

Alliumduo my beloveds they are so important to me because they just. Hnfndjsb they had SUCH a strong start and exile and all that came with it just kind of. Came between what to me kind of felt like uhhh... An easy connection that almost had soulmate vibes? Like, if things hadn't been so messy all the time and they actually had the time and environment to just hang normally, I really wonder what kind of friendship they would've had then. Because even with what we got they still had a remarkable bond! And those were very subpar conditions! But yeah,to me, while clingyduo always have a "chosen soulmate" vibe, Alliumduo have a more traditional soulmate vibe. A seed that sadly didn't get quite the water and soil and sunlight it deserved. Fanworks that actually put more emphasis on them are so very dear to me. Especially fanworks where they were given the room to actually really bond because my god can you imagine? Can you imagine how much greater their bond could've been if the server storyline didn't constantly get in the way?

Not to downplay the Alliumduo we got obviously. Because they are already. Holy shit. Like. That stream after Wilburs revival where Tommy tries watching out for Ranboo? They are so. Goddamn soft for each other. I can't.

They have me in tears

ANON. ANON YOU GET ME. YOU GET ME ANON.

they make my physically unwell /silly

You are so right, clingy duo does have more of a chosen soulmate vibe while allium duo did give me more traditional soulmate vibes.

To me, DSMP ending never happened. Prison break who? No no. c!Dream stayed in prison,c!Ranboo lived amen. 100% canon don't question me.

I like to headcanon them as soulmate best friends OR queerplatonic. We value friendships in my house take your shoes and LEAVE if you dont.

You are so right, fanworks are CARRYING the allium duo enjoyers. They really would've had an remarkable bond had it been expand upon more, I think c!Tommy would've actually really trusted c!Ranboo. c!Tommy looking out for c!Ranboo makes me just like yell and cry on the floor because THEM. YOU CANT GET BETTER THAN THEM!!

They truly had a great start with exile, it really was an amazing introduction to their bond and what got me hooked on them. C!Tommy taking the blame and c!Ranboo being like 'dude wtf he's not selfish.'

It would have been so cool if c!Tommy could have actually been integrated into c!bee duo's family, he is technically an uncle to Michael and I would have love to see that, I also would have love to see c!Fundy and c!Tommy healing arc but thats just me. anyway.

Anyway. They make me so ill. /silly

[texanmarcusdavenport]

Mighty Med Headcanons

Gus

Gus is secretly a Perry. They have a lot in common: weird side character that shows up at the most (in)opportune moments, has an unrealistic variety of skills and resources, a past that's WAY too storied to be true yet somehow it is??, and obsessive behavior over their romantic interests (Perry with Douglas & Gus with Jordan). If they're not related, they'd 100% get along like a house on fire if they did meet.

Gus and Oliver are childhood friends of the "our parents forced us to hang out" variety. Oliver is GOBSMACKED that both his parents like Gus better than Kaz. Like. How??

Jordan

Jordan!! I <3 her. There’s a post going around on here that says she should've been in Elite Force instead of AJ & I 100% agree. She does seem like the type that'd be a surprisingly good hacker... and honestly I just really miss her :(

Her & Daniel(le) would get along. I have no proof I just know it. Troublemakers Inc(TM)

Kaz(imieras)

Pansexual & polyamorous. As long as everyone's having fun he's down for whatever

Transfem genderfluid, he/she/it. Starts by calling itself a woman/girl casually until Oliver's like. Kaz is there anything you want to tell me. & Kaz is like pfffft what no that's ridiculous ha ha Oliver I think I'd know if I was transgender. Then Kaz thinks about it & it's like. Damn it.

It/its pronouns also happen via jokes, she's just like. I'm like if a girl were a bug :) or perhaps a small mammal. Until someone calls her 'it' and she's like. Hm. Kinda slaps.

Doesn't even realize she has dysphoria, just starts acting & dressing more feminine when it suits her & 2 years later she's like. Huh. I haven't been avoiding mirrors lately. Wonder what that's about?

Combined-type ADHD

Dyslexic & dysgraphic. Only got through English by the Grace of God (Oliver). But I headcanon that other than spelling & syntax errors he's actually a great writer when he puts the effort in. He'd kill in public speaking but he'd never do that lol.

If she had a Normo job, it'd be firefighter

Oliver

Trans guy, he/him. He & Kaz are transmasc/transfem solidarity. His mom is more supportive than his dad.

OCD, anxiety, autistic. Gets all 3 from his parents which is part of the reason it took so long to get a diagnosis (both of them just thought getting crippling bouts of anxiety was normal).

Aroallo, specifically cupioromantic bisexual... this is so important to me you don't understand. Oliver is a very codependent character and I think learning to live on his own & not be jealous of his friends would be a great character arc for him.

He & Kaz r so fucking queerplatonic don't even get me started. Do Not Seperate Them.

Skylar Storm

Ace lesbian

She's an alien so I don't think she prescribes to human gender roles like. At all. So she's not really "trans" or "cis", but she does use she/xhe pronouns & mostly describe herself as a woman.

Futch Skylar... futch Skylar supremacy!! Has a sort of complicated relationship with presentation and whatnot, human femininity is sort of the norm for Skylarkind as a fashion trend. Xhe and Experion actually were both ostracized for their presentation (butch/trans Experion my beloved <3). I think xhe prefers more masculine dress but in fun styles and colors because, in her words, "practicality doesn't have to be boring".

Skylar Storm is essentially just a stage name, it started as anickname based on a very loose translation of xyr actual name.

Alan Diaz

Trans guy, any pronouns. Mostly because they're confused by language as a concept.

You know how its a running gag in MM that Horace never taught him how to count past eighty? That, but with language. Horace speaks Arabic, Old Castilian, & Mexican Spanish interchangeably so Alan grew up thinking that's just how people talk. Mix that with random alien languages &, well, they're incomprehensible on the best of days.

Doesn't know they're trans. Like they're trans obviously but if you told her that she wouldn't really understand.

Oliver: so you were, uh, born a girl but you're a boy now?

Alan: no, I'm a boy.

Oliver: yeah, obviously, but like, physically--

Alan: What Normo nonsense are you on about.

And it continues like that.

Polysexual, and if xe were married xe'd be a Wife Guy (positive).

[fandom-hoarder]

do you really think dean is aro? no judgement, it's a cool thought, i just can't reconcile it with all his secret desires for romantic picnics and an apple pie life

My answer is a little complicated, anon.

Essentially, yes, I headcanon Dean as aro/arospec. But this is a headcanon, not what I think the show intended as canon; much as I'm sure it wasn't their intention to canonize Sam and Dean as a queerplatonic life partnership, nevertheless they did, for those of us who know and appreciate what that is.

I've seen arguments for him being frayromantic (when someone only experiences romantic attraction towards those that they are not deeply connected with, and lose that attraction as they get to know the individuals), and that lends itself well to the way Dean has been shown to be a very romantic lover, I suppose.

But I tend to think of him more as greyromantic (feeling romantic attraction rarely/infrequently, and only under certain circumstances). I think this can account for Cassie and Lisa, and lends itself well to my SamDean headcanons.

Now, as for "all his secret desires for romantic picnics and an apple pie life," I personally think this perspective only works if you haven't finished the series. Particularly if you haven't gone past season 5 or 6.

Now, in s2, we get a glimpse of this idea of Dean's secret "apple pie" desires in What Is and What Should Never Be. But that is less about Dean's romantic desires than it is a manifestation of his boyhood desire for his family to not be affected by the supernatural. For he and Sam to have grown up in a normal, stable family (with normal chores like mowing the lawn for your mom, instead of cleaning the guns for your dad), and for Dean not to be the reason his dad is dead. And once again, Sam is the one with more of an apple pie life, whilst Dean has a reputation for drinking and doesn't have a relationship with Sam.

In s3, we get Dean's dream about Lisa and the picnic. This dream often leads to the interpretation that Dean loved Lisa the whole time, and sometimes causes upset at the apparent slighting of Cassie as Dean's first/true love, but I think it's a mistake to take this dream at face value -- dreams rarely are just what they show, even if spn tends to be heavy handed in their storytelling.

-- again, I think it's less about Dean's romantic desires, and more about the idyllic life he's never been able to have -- and won't get a chance to because of his Hell deal. Lisa is the one in the dream because of that split second where Dean thought Ben could be his son-- in the middle of this middle class neighborhood with a bouncy house and backyard bbq-- and he imagined an entirely different possible life for himself if he wasn't a hunter headed to Hell. Dean is easily baby-trapped, lbr.

Being aromantic doesn't necessarily preclude fantasizing about being able to be romantic, either. Especially if a person is still on their journey of self discovery. Sexual and Romantic orientation are a spectrum, too, and sometimes that spectrum is traveled throughout one's life. And sometimes we spend time fantasizing about the ability/ideal to do what is socially expected of us.

But the Dean of mid-to-late seasons doesn't really show a desire for an "apple pie life" beyond his belief that he wants Sam to have one. He doesn't talk about settling down himself, or show a desire to build lasting romantic relationships with anyone other than Sam, who he married in a handfasting in Sacrifice.

And when Sam asks Dean in Baby if he never thinks about settling down-- well, actually, here's how that post-Piper scene goes:

SAM: Dean, I can explain what was going on -- DEAN: No, no, no. No. SAM: Don't "Night Moves" me. DEAN: Shh. Just let it wash over you. SAM: Let . . . DEAN: Just take it in. Bob Seger’s “Night Moves” plays on the radio.

[The Night Moves interlude, my beloved...but cut for length.]

Let's take a moment here to appreciate Sam's apparent need to explain himself to Dean. 👀

SAM: I tried to give her my number. You know what she said? DEAN: "We got tonight. Who needs tomorrow"? SAM: Is everything a Bob Seger song to you? DEAN: Yes. Well . . . [ sighs ] SAM: It was nice knowing you, Piper. DEAN: Piper? That's awesome. Heather. One-night wonders, man. Shoot, we're lucky we still get that at all. SAM: Really? You don't . . . Ever want something more?

DEAN: I'm sorry, have you met us? We're batting a whopping zero in domestic life, man. Goose eggs. SAM: You don't ever think about something? Not marriage or whatever. But . . . Something? You know, with a hunter? Somebody who understands the life? DEAN: Have you not heard a single word Bob's been singing about?

And Dean leaves it at that, but it's pretty clear romance is not something he's really thinking about. He's seemingly fine getting even the small amount of "one night wonders" that 'they' do get. (Another moment here to appreciate that Dean's pronouns are we/us, in a SamAndDean kind of way. --and that this conversation takes place over the course of a very domestic montage.)

Now, granted, at this time they're dealing with the release of the Darkness and all that entails; and granted Dean has been dealing over 3 seasons with the perpetual idea that he should expend his life and soul for the sake of Sam getting that apple pie life; but Dean seems to have left those "domestic" thoughts behind even before he had Castiel wipe Lisa and Ben's minds in s6. Dean's primary domestic relationship is with his brother, and as long as Sam is there, that's alright with Dean.

And what does Amara give Dean as his reward for helping her with Chuck in s11? Mary. Ignoring the later reasoning/retcon that she did it to teach Dean some lesson, we can say that once again Dean's domestic desires are pinpointed as having a fulfilled family life, but not necessarily romantic fulfillment.

And later, when Dean's "greatest desire" comes up again in Lebanon, what does he get from the pearl? He gets his father and mother, alive again under the same roof as him and Sam (and if you want to give subtextual meaning to Doylist ~fanservice~ concerns, wished it so that John and Sam would get along better than they would've if that were the actual 2003!John).

All this, and the fact that he and Sam continued to live and hunt domestically after Chuck was gone, are why I like to headcanon Dean as aro.

[fridayyy-13th]

THE "fanon is so much better then canon" REBLOG TAGS. WOULD U BE OKAY SHARING UR SASHA CHARACTERIZATION THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS THAT MADE ME SO EXCITED TO SEE..... . no worries if u'd prefer not to though or wouldn't be sure how to articulate all of that!!! im like that sometimes when there are just So many character thoughts so no worries either way :-]]] have a cozy day or nightttt btw

oh my goodness yes absolutely i would be okay sharing. Sasha's my girl!! i love her!!! and i will not stand for fanon's slander of my beloved.

a while back i made a post about the list i have of Various Sasha Observations from the episodes she appears in (tbh i still need to add stuff from MAG 039 to it...), but what's always struck me is just how full of character and life she is, even appearing in as few episodes as she did. she's curious, clever, snarky, pedantic, reckless, and cares for her friends so much. basically the opposite of the "braincell holder" archetype she's been assigned!! she faces monsters head-on twice to protect her friends, she learned about Martin's CV through her own snooping and kept that information to herself so he could keep his job, she seems really easy to talk to (in MAG 024, she manages to coax an amused tone out of Jon, who's in full prickly-boss-mode at this point in the series), and she's also just as clueless about archiving as the rest of the characters (see: the stapler incident. standard staples rust, i believe what she should have been doing to keep the loose statements together was putting them into individual folders? i'm not an archivist. but the idea Sasha would have been better at archiving is not true. she would have absolutely been a better Archivist though. in Jonah's eyes, at least. she's got Jon's lack of self-preservation and double the curiosity).

also just...as an arospec person i love projecting on her, honestly. aromantic!Sasha is a headcanon very dear to my heart; i'm particularly fond of queerplatonic interpretations of her and Tim's relationship. i'm also very fond of queerplatonic jonsasha! which is even harder to find!! i just love the ace/aro solidarity they could have. i've got fic WIPs that feature both those relationships in more spotlighted roles than they usually get, if only i could finish them...alas, i'm a notoriously slow writer. they'll get done eventually, i promise 😅

oh my GOD i almost forgot to mention just how often the other characters bring her up after her death!!! see, like, another thing about fanon is how often Sasha is sidelined, even when she's still alive, but Jon pauses for a heavy moment after Knowing she was killed by the Not!Them, and Martin repeatedly asks about her and her safety after "she" (the Not!Them) disappears, and Tim's downward spiral is accelerated by having lost another person dear to him to the Stranger. and even after her death, she's important to them. when Peter asks Jon "where are your friends, Archivist?" in 159, his first answer is "Tim and Sasha are dead," when his closest friend at the time is Daisy. this isn't even important to her characterization per se, but it's important to me that you know that she was so important to them. she was their friend!!! even though she was forgotten she was remembered as a friend!!!!!

...but uh, yeah. that's my thoughts, lol. Sasha James is the light of my life and fanon absolutely dropped the ball on her. fanon tends to drop the ball on most things but Sasha especially. God i love her so much. it's like my personal mission to get the fandom to care about her as much as i do.

[fairytail-multishipper]

To elaborate off of my old request: what are your headcanons for your queerplatonic ships? Like how they got together, domestic activities and other nice stuff.

Sure! 👇

Strawberry Sunrise

Everyone outside the guild thinks they’re dating

The press lost their minds when they moved in together for a week, Lucy’s apartment was being painted

Natsu has Lucy scented, she is a beloved member of his hoard

Stay up all night talking to each other

Natsu tried to apologize for leaving after Tartaros, but Lucy shut that down quick, said he had nothing to apologize for, she understood why he left

Hard as Ice, Thick as Blood

The seven years Lyon thought Gray was dead were the hardest years of his life

Lyon only stuck around because he wanted to make his little brother proud of how far he had come

He openly wept when they were discovered on Tenrou

Smoking buddies

They set up their own little gravesite for Ur and Ultear and they both meet up to visit them together every year

White Stars

Sting is so gay that when he found out that people thought he was dating Yukino, he short circuited

Nothing against her, he just thought it was so obvious he was a homosexual

“Seriously? Like, no offense, Yuki” “It’s fine, Sting.” “But like, you’re not my type.” “I know.” “My type is dudes.” “I know.”

They talk about their crushes on Natsu and Lucy together

T4T but like, in a platonic way

[phtalogreenpoison]

(My personal) MBS Queer (or not!) Headcanons

Milligan - he is bisexual babeyy, loves his late wife and moocho

Number Two - somewhere between lesbian and pan, she is also trans

Mr. Benedict - ace king!!!! my beloved. I think I thought he had a qpr with phil noland at some point when i was younger, though I didn't have the words for it at that point in my life. he just loves his found family a lot.

Rhonda - pansexual!! she loves her husband a lot!

Kate - bi, she only realizes she's not a lesbian because she has a crush on Sticky or Reynie, possibly also gender non-conforming/genderqueer

Reynie - bi, realizes bc of a crush on Sticky

Sticky - bi, realizes bc of a first girlfriend and a crush on Reynie

Constance - by riddle of ages, she's starting to get the inkling that she is aroace!!! she just likes poetry and her friends and family (sometimes)

Ledroptha Curtain - aroace mf

S.Q. Pedalian - ace!!!

Jackson and Jillson - queerplatonic besties, unlabeled

Miss Perumal - aroace leaning towards sapphic, thinks number two and mrs. plugg are kinda neat

Mr. and Mrs. Washington - straight af!

Martina Crowe - bisexuallllll

Phil Noland - leaning towards mlm, but has had a wife at some point in his life, a mystery

Cannonball - aro king!

Moocho Brazos - he's gay and in love with milligan btw

Mrs. Plugg - a butch lesbian who is very in love with her wife

McCracken - repressed gay and mad about it

Crawlings - queer, idk how or why, but he's still a loser

Garrote, Sharpe, Bludgins, the Hertz? Heinz? brothers - they are all very straight

Violet Hopefield - bi or pan, happy to drift along in the wind, possibly also agender

John Cole - straight! and he's happily married!

[jasper-explores-selfships]

Selfship promo time? Selfship promo time.

Hi, hello, I'm Jasper. I'm nonbinary, aromantic, asexual, and polyamorous. I don't care about sharing F/Os or not, especially because I've got some complicated queerplatonic stuff going on. Let me introduce you to them!

Dyspo (Dragon Ball) and Malcolm Lee (Magic: The Gathering) are my queerplatonic F/Os, and yes, I also ship them with each other in a complicated crossover way. I headcanon them both as bisexual, transmasc, and polyamorous, and we have an open relationship. We're honestly doing great.

Breeches (Magic: The Gathering) is Malcolm's best friend and kind of got pulled into this queerplatonic nonsense going on as something of a beloved pal. He's also a great cuddler. Definitely more of a familial F/O.

The same thing goes for Falco Spara (Magic: The Gathering) to an extent. This is my bird demon mafia boss lawyer dad and I will 100% drop someone into a ditch for him, whether he asks for me to do that or not.

Aaand my adversarial F/Os. Ob Nixilis (Magic: The Gathering) is my shitty little half-brother and I love-hate him so much. Meanwhile, I would kill Frieza (Dragon Ball) with my bare hands if given half a chance.

Sooo yeah! Hi, howdy, hello!

[thelavendernarwhal]

Buckle up, I’m spit firing my favorite queer kotlc headcanons.

- Sophie is such an enby little blob and I love that for them. The whole ‘doesn’t like wearing dresses bc they don’t want to be perceived as a girl’ thing hits so hard.

- Also, an aro icon. I’d explain more, but I have too many emotions to articulate.

- Demisexual Dex, my beloved. Anyone who’s been around here long enough knows that I made him ace on accident in my writing and I’m sticking to it.

- This one’s pretty agreed on, but Marella is such a sword lesbian.

- Stina, similarly, has very strong tsundere vibes towards Sophie, just saying.

- Queerplatonic Keefex and Sophitz both hit different. The latter especially since the cognate thing sounds like a bond the transcends typical romantic or platonic categorization and fits nicely with aro Sophie.

- Genderqueer Fitz. I don’t know precisely what’s going on with his gender, but it’s something funky.

- And, last but not least, bi Keefe and Biana. I don’t think I need to explain more for that one.

[captainschaos]

hello hello tis I the person who made the hermit relationships post and I would like to say yes you absolutely should make a post with your thoughts I wanna see 👀

EEEEE yknow what this is exactly the enabling I needed to finally make this post!!! primarily, I have a very queerplatonic, very aro, very difficult to label polycule that I loveeee to think about, and have a lot of headcanons surrounding them <3 I definitely have more reaching outside this group, but for the moment I just wanna talk about them!!

here's my veryvery rough hewn (and slightly outdated) map of it <3 but I'm gonna put detailed descriptions below the cut for anyone (particularly other aros) who might be interested in queer/platonic relationships that are very much not sibling-like, so step right up!!! I'd love to share <3

[I also have this fic that gets into some of the relationships below!]

overall qppolycule name btw: SHALESTEP >> (lizzie ld)shadow(lady) + zombie(cleo, rot related) + (etho)slab = some kind of dark, crumbling stone: SHALE >> tango(tek) + (joel) small(ishbeans) + (b)double(o100) = a little, repetitive part of dance: STEP

>> bdubs + cleo: queerplatonic marriage I mean just go watch third life. they're married <3 queerplatonically <3 yay!!

>> cleo + etho: queerplatonic partners they are a very subtle and slow kind of partnership, but consider each other partners, even if they aren't very vocal about it!

>> etho + bdubs: queerplatonic dating/partners ethubs will never be normal about each other yeah they're absolutely queerplatonic

>> joel + lizzie: married, joel is aro but the relationship is romantic I headcanon joel as aro, but lizzie allo, and think joel is very romance positive in terms of enjoying doing things that he knows lizzie likes, like giving kisses and dates and stuff ! even if he gets happiness from those through more of a giving satisfaction than anything romantic

>> lizzie + cleo: mutually crushing shadowrot pining is real, and I think they both vaguely know, but I kinda headcanon cleo as maybe greyromantic or lithromantic so I don't think they have any desire to go further than glancing at each other and blushing <3

>> joel + etho: queerplatonic behavior but no label the fucking freaks. I actually really think about their relationship in unique ways because I think dl soulbound would have given them both an ""excuse"" to be casually intimate with someone in a way they both struggle with walls around, and so they keep it up

>> etho + tango: unlabeled and weird about each other tangtho I will forever see as a pair of bros who will be going about their business, have an outrageously gay queerplatonic homoerotic moment, and then go back to acting like nothing happened while everyone else is ?????? and they will continue to happily never talk about it!!! ^_^

>> tango + cleo: platonic dating they're solidly, securely friends, but will go on dates, get each other gifts, hold hands, lots of dating type activities! and they've been jokingly called girlfriends enough times that they use the term in a platonic sense

>> lizzie + bdubs: casual romance my beloved rarepair shadubs. ily. I do headcanon bdubs as transfem so they're very much yuri YAYY but I just think they'd have a lot of fun with fluffy romantic feelings, and they have their own marriages so they feel no pressure to go deeper than that!! and they have fun kissing in the garden and having tea parties and pretty stuff <3

>> bdubs + tango: metamours they love to yell at each other and can't seem to get away from each other (just watch early trafficlife stuff these two in 3l/ll rule my fucking brain) but are tied together by mutual partnerships and actually understand each other incredibly well through it

>> joel + bdubs: metamours they're just too similar. like wayyyy too similar. they get in fights that seem like a mirror getting mad and have fun about ganging up on etho <3

>> lizzie + etho: metamours I just think they're niceeee and would do nice stuff togetherrr :] they have really interesting passing interactions canonically and I think when put in the same household, they'd get along really well

(the below are relationships in this grouping I hadn't really thought about in depth before, but this is a good opportunity to write a bit about em! they're all ofc technically metamours but I just think might not interact as much as those listed above)

>> lizzie + tango to be Quite honest I think this pairing is maybe the most dangerous out of any of them. something is going to explode and it's absolutely not going to be what they were trying to blow up it's probably the kitchen

>> tango + joel they Think they're the most dangerous pairing but they are cartoon characters. incredibly entertaining for the rest of the house tho <3

>> joel + cleo oh they'd have funnnn tbh I think they'd actually be reallyreally chill together, they'd probably do crafts in mutually happy silence (armor stands prolly)

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Drarcissa (Draco/Narcissa)

Dremus (Draco/Remus)

Pandaph (Pansy/Daphne)

Self-Recs

Refuge - Draco/Scabior. Cottagecore. Rhyming slang.

Midsummer - Draco/Luna forest horror.

Something Old, Something New - Draco/Goyle queerplatonic wedding.

One Night - Draco/Goyle. Draco smells like a tangerine.

Silver Lined - Transfem!Draco & Narcissa hurt/comfort.

Longest Night - Draco/Narcissa. Incest but make it cute.

Assumptions - Asexual disaster Draco/asexual sweetheart Harry.