#queen sally

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The Royal Acorn Family Commission for @kt8luvsonic1

[fyeahsonicthehedgehog]

[writelikeurruninoutoftime]

Percy, holding a pot of coffee and a cereal bowl: what if instead of milk in my cereal i put in coffee?

Sally, walking past him and taking away the coffee pot: what if you didn’t?

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[celestivlgvlvxy]

there’s something about poseidon showing up for sally.

luke tells percy that they burn what they’ll miss most so that gods will know that what they’re saying is important so they’re really listen.

but sally burns ice cream. ice cream that she has no attachment to. it’s not even baby percy’s ice cream. it’s just random leftover ice cream that she grabbed from a pile of dirty dishes.

the ice cream could not be more unimportant to sally. in the grand scheme of things, the ice cream is nothing.

but poseidon comes to her anyway. he shows up immediately after probably the most lackluster offering sally could give. he shows up anyway.

just…there’s something about poseidon showing up for sally.

[halloqueen31]

[jakejeffreyperalta]

sally jackson is literally the only person ever. she's so amazing. she's perfect. she's so kind it makes people cry. she listens to nirvana. she's beautiful. she fought a bull. she can cook. she's everyone's mother. she's a writer. she sings sad songs and applies them to her life and cries. she killed her abusive ex husband and sold him to get money for an apartment. she used to work at a candy store and bring percy samples of his favourite flavours. she shot a monster with a police gun in the middle of a war. she started making food blue because she's petty and she knew it would piss gabe off. she's an icon. she's the moment. no. 1 milf. no one's doing it like her.

[motherofmandos]

Okay but the thing people aren’t talking about (and I need to talk about) is the Gods marked that box “Return to Sender.”

Let’s think this through. The gods knew what was in the box. (Athena was annoyed/insulted/whatever.) The gods who don’t just give demigods big scary weapons that might later be used against them? The gods did that?

The Gods. But no, not really. Just one God.

The God who didn’t like how that man laid hands on his boy. The God who rent the sky with rain each time Gabe degraded his son. The God who knew why Sally had to pick a man like that (probably told her to pick a man like that after the sundae incident) but caused the ground to shake each time that man laid a finger on his Queen.

Poseidon knew what kind of man Gabe was. And he had Hermes leave that box for Gabe to find. Poseidon let Gabe make the choice but Poseidon signed Gabe’s death warrant.

Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

[readrantannotate]

LOOK AT THEM

I’M SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

[haystarlight]

Like, for us the audience, Sally's decision to name him Perseus makes sense and it's really nice and fits him really well

But, in universe, any mortal that doesn't know or understand Sally's reasoning behind the name is just gonna think she's one of those weird hippie moms that gives their kids ungodly names

And the name Perseus is definitely one of the reasons he got bullied so much

[mydairpercabeth]

Percy’s love and admiration of Sally just makes me tear up every time I think about them. Percy literally went to the underworld and defied the gods to get his mother back. Sally making a point to ensure Percy knew who he was so that when it was time for him to join the world of the gods, he wouldn’t be swayed. The way Percy can acknowledge that his mom did her best despite everything and appreciates her. He finally meets his dad and all he wants to know is if he loved his mom. Their relationship is the backbone of the first book and Sally is who made Percy the way he is. I literally cant wait to see what they do with them next season.

[cyanwyrmy]

(Fan Art!)

Eddie and Sally preform in drag together! I dream it so!

I think Eddie’s drag persona would be called Edith Dearest 💃🏽

Sally’s drag persona could be called Sylvester Spectacular 🕺🏾

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[fyeahsonicthehedgehog]

[writelikeurruninoutoftime]

Percy becomes a social worker, Annabeth an architect, and they adopt/foster children who were abandoned by their parents, and have three of their own

Annabeth buys a house on the East Coast of Florida where the family stays after Sally dies and take annual roadtrips to CHB

Rachel ends up having a talk show similar to Oprah’s on some cable channel that also airs on a streaming service (yk how it is) and gives advice and prophecies because why not

Apollo occasionally makes a guest appearance (possibly as Lester) on Rachel’s show as a consultant, and Meg joins him as a commentator on the prophecies

Sadie and Piper are protective of Leo as his friends (neither of them are interested in him romantically) and are always on Calypso’s case to make sure she doesn’t do anything to hurt him (Calypso gets very annoyed by their constant interrogations)

Sadie and Piper also fight over who gets to be Leo and Annabeth’s best friend. They make an agreement that Sadie gets complete custody of Annabeth every third week while being Leo’s best friend and Piper gets custody of Leo every other week while being Annabeth’s best friend. Leo goes along with it but Annabeth says it’s bull and constantly throws off the hangout schedule they set up

Nico and Will adopt two kids, one boy and one girl, and name them Jason Solace and Bianca di Angelo and Estelle babysits them on the weekends

random riordanverse head canons

Rachel and Will are besties and love making fun of Apollo behind his back. Will helps Rachel with her anatomy because anatomy is rough and lets her braid his hair. They have gotten matching neon highlights before.

Thalia and Rachel call Annabeth “Beth” as a nickname

At one point Reyna asks how Rachel took out a titan with a hairbrush, queue Rachel and Percy telling her about the events of the battle of the labyrinth, with Grover and Annabeth occasionally interjecting to add something

Leo hosts karaoke nights in Hephaestus cabin whenever Lester visits, everyone gets really into it

Leo also always sings What Makes You Beautiful to Calypso at said karaoke nights

Meg and Lester iris message on a weekly basis

Estelle comes to camp for a couple of weeks every summer, and stays in Poseidon cabin with Percy

Zoë’s spirit watches over Percy & Co. from her constellation

The Seven + Nico, Will, Coach Hedge, Reyna, Rachel, and the entire Apollo Cabin are hard core swiftes

Sadie and Carter randomly visit Camp Half-Blood one day and Sadie starts spewing some random Egyptian VoodooTM when Leo says Egyptian magicians don’t exist, and to get back at her he pretends to be on fire and they end up becoming besties afterward.

[demigods-posts]

i'm one hundred percent shore the way sally and poseidon met is he surfaced the water on long Island. roaming around montauk and observing the mortals that walked the beach with him. and he spots a little hut down the beach, not too far but a little ways from the cabins. and he smells the most delicious pastries and figures he'd do no harm taking a brownie to go. and with one taste, he takes two more with him. and this goes on for a week or so before he emerges from the water one late night. craving yet another brownie. and as he opens the case. sally, who is working two jobs just to cover rent. much less food. emerges from the dark with a shotgun. loosely familiar with the weapon and how to use it. but determined to catch this 'brownie stealer'.

[blitzwhore]

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