#queen audrey

[dayas]

what were your favorite things from this year?

what were your not favorite things from this year?

Oh 2023 🥲 you were a doozy 💀

FAVES:

• vacations i took

• swath au

• PJO SHOW!!!!

• uni graduation 🫶🏽

LAMES:

• last minute job things (multiple)

• getting overwhelmed constantly 😭

• an endgame i did not want becoming canon

• anemia diagnosis 🥲

NOW GIVE ME YOURS 🔪

[zoe-oneesama]

Unless you have an unaccounted for brain injury, there is NO reason to be forgetting your own kids names. You even made them rhyme!

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[rotnread]

reading smut in public without showing an ounce of emotion like the lady that I am

[random-friendly-1ntrovert]

This woman is my everything!

[dizzydizney]

[aksandvks]

According to the Book Disney Descendants: Up Close! Mal was born in 1999.

She was 6 years old when she wasn’t invited to Evie’s 6th Birthday Party, which took place 10 years after all the villains were banished to the Island. Which places it in 2005. (Isle of The Lost Novel)

That means that That Auradon was created in 1995.

It also means that Rise of Red takes place in 2025.

[katydoodles]

More ✨fashion✨

Dead ass they will buy a boat next.

[deweyduck]

Queen of Mean | DESCENDANTS 3 (2019)

Red | DESCENDANTS: THE RISE OF RED (2024)

[seancexpsychotix]

[jewishjesper]

A pirate Queen and The Queen of Mean. Who could think of a better duo ?💙🩷

[dayas]

YOU ARE SO COOL IT IS NOT EVEN FATHOMABLE HOW YOU MANAGE IT 💛

YOU THINK I’M COOL????????????

🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

Back at you girl 🥹

[zoe-oneesama]

Alya you’re always so good for a distraction, bless.

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Marigold: "Of ALL the people to have hero worship for!"

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[ronance4everbrainrot]

Random Descendants Incorrect quotes

(with ships)

Queen of Hearts: Why are you drinking, Red?

Red: I don’t drink anymore, so don’t start with that.

Queen of Heart, holding an empty water bottle: So why was this under your bed?

Red: WE NEED WATER TO LIVE!

Queen of Hearts: NOT IN MY DAMN HOUSE!

(such a great mother)

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Red: If a demon possessed me, I’d just be like, “Okay, take it from here, good luck man.”

(fr)

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Dizzy: Truth or dare?

Chloe: Truth!

Dizzy : Do you-

Red: I dare you to kiss me.

Chloe: *kisses Red*

Dizzy, to Celia: They said “truth”, right?

(pretty sure it was a dare 👀)

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Chloe: So you like cats?

Red: Yeah.

Chloe: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

(Chloe is jealous of Earl getting Red's attention. Context here)

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Celia: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Maddox: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Dizzy: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.

Chloe: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Chad: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Red: I have emotional scars.

(that's Chad in college)

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Ben: Hey, what have you two been up to?

Carlos: We were helping Evie write their vows, but they kicked us out because Jay was making inappropriate suggestions.

Jay: How is "Mal, I love your sweet ass” inappropriate?

(why kick Carlos out tho 😪)

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Uma: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?

Mal: Bees?

Uma: THEY HAVE SELECTED THE BEES!

Mal: Wait-

*Harry approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

(yeah. Ouch)

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Mal, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Jay: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Jay: Here you go.

Mal:

Jay:

Ben: Why am I here?

(damn-)

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Merlin: Fay, you'll be working with Maleficent and Hades.

Fay: Alright! My fantasy threesome!

Everyone else: *blank stares*

Fay: ...Of people on a team.

(I understand lol)

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Morgie: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*

Morgie: Oh my god, is this expired?

Morgie: *Takes another sip of milk*

(Morgie why are you so relatable)

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Mal: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

Ben: That's great, Mal. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

(Canon)

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*Bridget sneezes*

Ella: Bridget, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby!

*Charming sneezes*

Ella: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

(Yuh)

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Bridget: I eat cheerios because they’re heart healthy.

Bridget: And my heart has been severely damaged, so Ella, if you’re out there—

(This makes me imagine that Bridget confessed her feelings to Ella at Castlecoming, Ella took it well but doesn't feel the same and also avoids Bridget while at the dance. Bridget was heartbroken but accepted it, then she got turned into a monster. Ella has been avoiding her and didn't go to help. I don't know how feelings work lol. You make it make sense)

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Chloe: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Red: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Chloe: That one. I want that one.

(let's hope the caterpillar wasn't smoking)

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Mal: Do you always have to attack me with your words?

Audrey: Would you prefer me to use a brick?

(oop)

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*The Squad is on the bus, and a child is crying*

Uliana: *rolls eyes to the sky*

Bridget: *makes funny faces to get them to stop*

Hades: *puts their earphones on at 100% volume*

Hook: *doesn't mind, doesn't bother*

Morgie: *is the reason they're crying*

Maleficent: *enjoys in silence*

(Morgie accidentally scared the child)

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*when a child starts crying in public*

Charming: *tries to make the child laugh*

Tiana: *tries to play a game with the child to make them calm down*

Fay: *gives detailed instructions to the parents*

Ella: *ignores the child*

Jaladdin: *is the reason why the child is crying*

(I'm the baby. And that reason is valid)

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Fay, entering Maleficent room: Hades did it again.

Maleficent: Peace disturbance?

Fay: What no-

Maleficent: Arson..?

Fay: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

Maleficent: uh....Attempted murder?

Fay: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

(Yeah they live together. So what?)

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Fay: Can I bother you for a second?

Hades: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

(Yeh. Basically)

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The end of the beginning.

I'm tired so I shall sleep 😪.

I wanted to add more but I shall post it now already.

Ok byeee

[darlingod]

When someone criticizes a book or character that I love:

[mistressvera]

Descendants | costume appreciation: 1/∞

costume design by Kara Saun

Sarah Jeffery as Audrey  | costume appreciation: 1/∞

[humaudrey]

Okay but the Queen of Hearts would've been SUCH a fan of Audrey during D3.

Gimme an AU where she hears that Auradon is under attack, and she learns that it's some pretty princess in pink who's managed to spell the majority of the kingdom to sleep, transform the king of said kingdom into a beast like his father, and turn the children of some of the most sinister villains into stone in ONE DAY.

She just poofs right next to her in Fairy Cottage, with her cute little smile and is like "you need some help?"

In a good ending, they get therapy together and Audrey has a new role model to look up to.

In a bad ending, they rule the world with an iron fist and Red has a new older sister.