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These little things were ready to throw paws for Fizz.
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Country music people better up their game, cuz the A.I. machines are doing it better.
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Just Precious, that's all ♡
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my beloved electric chapel queen and lord savior
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why are people romanticising adolescence.. it's such an accurate representation of new age mysgony and British schools.
#adolescence#mental health#representation#british school#school#british men#british boys#british boy#england#europe#underrated#queef#girlhood#mustwatch#watch#netflix
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diva can i call u diva? diva can i vape ur queef diva?
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She boobily walked through the door with her chest in front of her. The picture of elegance, breast’s defying gravity like the matrix. She head towards the pool. Her legs like two ham hawks gently submerging into the water. She locks eyes the towns sexy sassy gay man. He stares in gay and judges. She sasses him back with a glare and a hair flip. He retorts with scoff. Thus the battle of sass begins. The silent sassing continues until the sexy sassy gay man receives a text to go hook up in the locker room, where he gets railed by 12 men. One could almost say it’s like a never ending freight train of dick in his ass.
She swims in the pool her boobs like two buoys gently floating atop the water. The buoyancy is buoyant. She completes her last breast stroke and heads back to the locker room. “Ok girls��� talking to her tits “you can be free now” as she unleashes her flesh melons.
Her tits named alphabet and glizzy.
#so hot and sexy#smut#smut books#funny#queef#gay#breasting boobily#bouncing titts#boobylicious#booby trap#books
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Percy Jackson and the cunty queef
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apparently it doesn't recognize 'queefing' as a word 😞
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forgot to post this here oh wow twas a color palette challenge with an insta oomfie so uh yeah!
#vocaloid#matoryoshka#matryoshka#hachi#color palette challenge#art#swag and awesome#hatsune miku#i'm so cool you guys#gay#queef
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he’s at it again
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Me: “today I learned you can fart out of your vagina!”
My brother: “that’s called a queef you dumbass”
Me: “today I learned you can queef put your vagina!”
My brother: “that’s the only place you can queef.”
Me: “today I learned you can queef!”
My brother: “You can, I can’t I’m a male.”
Me: “today I learned I can queef!”
My brother: “Great! I wish we never had this conversation!”
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A haiku
Booby boob booby
Boob boobily boob booby
Boob boob boob booby
Thank you *curtseys tits*.
#breasting boobily#boobish#so hot and sexy#funny#queef#boobylicious#booby trap#poets on tumblr#poetic#poem#poetry#original poem#love poem#poems on tumblr
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