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her ass would not be wearing the Nyx black lipstick from Sephora and you goddamn know it
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bitches who put shadowheart in black lipstick to make her "actually goth" will also mod her default hair. you fools. nothing is more goth than a stupid haircut. you reject her smudgey makeup and stupid haircut in favour of instagram goth babe aesthetics. and so you destroy that which you claim to seek.
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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
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those screencaps of the Hello Neighbor guys tagging matpat like five times to try to get him to do a game theory video about their dogshit game makes me laugh every time i think about it
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Here you go *staples a $0 bill to your chest while you are talking* now fuck off
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i like how theyre all waiting patiently for the courier to finish speaking
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your 'jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol' post has me remembering how i used to be so ashamed of having any sexual desires that i only allowed myself to jack off to the mental image of an arial drone shot of a pine forest
transcendentalism
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Albert Pyun’s “Knights” (1993), with kickboxer Kathy Long.
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my fanart of what markiplier would look like if he existed only as a memory
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On top of the Yankees field cat there was a praying mantis on top of the nationals players hat tonight. Huge night in baseball
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Here you go *staples a $0 bill to your chest while you are talking* now fuck off
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I got so bugged, I turned it off and turned on another show, but there was the same old shoot ‘em up and the same old rodeo. —“Along Came Jones,” The Coasters (1959).
It Keeps Right On a-Hurtin’ #1 - Prologue I
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