What if after Xie Lian loses his bad luck shackle, after all the years he spent trying so desperately to be a good cook, he discovers that his cooking is actually really reaaallly fantastic. As if he had cultivated the skill all those years yet couldnt express it till now. Like to the point that it causes chaos in a new way. Food so excellent it ceases Feng Xin and Mu Qing's arguments, convinces Qi Rong to stop being a fucking cannibal, makes Shi Qingxuan ascend again, and lets Ling Wen relax for ONCE. Xie Lian sends the heavens in disarray once more via good soup 👍
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Underrated book 5 moments
🦋 Hua Cheng being salty about Qi Rong copying his blood rain aesthetic with the gaudy hanging corpse foolishness.
🦋 Xie Lian fully shoving a butchers knife in Qi Rong's mouth for endangering his San Lang.
🦋 Banyue offering to put the small, sick Hua Cheng in a little pot because that made her feel better too.
🦋 Pei Ming and his "childhood friend" naming his sword after their ship name (no homo tho).
🦋 Ling Wen & Pei Ming being actual best buddies.
🦋 Everyone fighting for their lives in the stomach of a mountain spirit while Hua Cheng and Xie Lian are having quality cuddle time.
🦋 Qi Rong profiling Xie Lian as a bottom.
🦋 Xie Lian seeing Quan Yizhen's proper autistic hyperfixation on martial arts and going "same :D".
🦋 Pei Ming acting like the great⁶ uncle he is and telling his nephew to shut up and eat his dinner.
🦋 This illustration. Look at that scary little face. Look at Xie Lian having the time of his life. 10/10
(Book 2, 3, 4, 5)
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RANKING TGCF CHARACTERS BY HOW LONG I THINK THEY WOULD SURVIVE IN FNAF:
12. QI RONG: dies in night 1 at 12:30 A.M because doesn't listen to Phone Guy's instructions and wanders around the pizzeria. Probably kicked an animatronic because he's bored.
11. LANG QIANQIU: tried to be calm and serene about the situation, but gets anxious and angry and goes fight the animatronics. Leaves the security office and Foxy inmediatly kills him.
10. BEEFLEAF: if they're together they die in night 1 because sqx gets braver at hx's side and is curious, goes to explore and brings hx along. Obviously, they get killed.
9. HE XUAN: they go to the kitchen for a midnight snack at 5:00 A.M and finds Chica there. She kills them.
8. FENG XIN: survives night 1 (he didn't listen to the instructions so is a miracle), but runs out of patience in night 2 and fights the animatronics when they try to enter the office instead of closing the door. He loses.
7. SHI QINGXUAN: if they are alone, they will just panic. They talk to the animatronics and scream. Survives two nights (yeyy!!!), but the third night they're so afraid that they close the door and run out of power.
6. QUAN YIZHEN: doesn't listen to Phone Guy's instructions, falls asleep and somehow survives night 1 and 2 like that. Third night is when he can't sleep because of the noise, fights the animatronics to shut them up and ends up getting killed by the Cupcake.
5. PEI MING: so, this may seem a weird placement, but pm is actually pretty competent in his job. Plus, he makes Chica uncomfortable so he only has to fight three animatronics. But by night 4 he becomes too confident in his surviving skills and forgets to check Foxy as much as he should and dies.
4. FENGQING: they would go together, because is fengqing and they're a dynamic duo. They yell all the time, but also work great together. They die at night 4 because they're in the middle of an argument, forget about the animatronics (it's not the first time this happens) and Golden Freddy kills them because he can't deal with them yelling / making out anymore.
3. MU QING: almost survives 5 nights, but after 4 days of this he gets a bit cocky and he's killed at 5.00 A.M by Golden Freddy.
2. XIE LIAN: ok, listen. Xl is about to die every night, but somehow survives at the last minute. The animatronics are pretty confused about this. He ends the week without problem, but when he goes for his paycheck he is bitten by one of the animatronics and spends the rest of his life paying the hospital debt and dealing with ptsd, which you could argue that is worse than death.
1. LING WEN: she's lw. Job with terrible hours, with lots of multitasking where they don't pay you enough to deal with this shit? That's her territory. Survives 5 nights + the extra night + custom night 20/20 mode.
HONORABLE MENTIONS for characters that didn't make it to the ranking because they're just like that:
-HUA CHENG: he's not trapped with the animatronics, the animatronics are trapped with him. This bitch would survive the first night and come back the next day with a bat made of steel and break every animatronic. Then burns the place down. If this is after xl gets bitten, the animatronics don't survive even a day.
-HUALIAN: they fuck in the security office. The animatronics are uncomfortable and don't approach them.
-SHI WUDU: works one night, then sues the company. He's now the owner of Fazbear Enterteiment. And maybe William's next victim.
-YUSHI HUAN & PEI SU: spent one night there, don't come back because it's not worth it.
-YIN YU: is Phone Guy. He dies at night 4 but special mention anyway because Phone Guy.
-JUN WU: would be the fucking killer. Gets springlocked and makes it everyone's problem.
RANKING SVSSS
RANKING MDZS
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AFTER WORKING ON THIS FOR ALMOST A WHOLE WEEK, I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED!!!!
I know I have written a lot, so do not feel obligated to read it all, but if you want to glance through just to see what classes + subclasses I have assigned, please feel free!! Here is a taste of what you will see below the cut:
BEYOND THIS POINT, THERE WILL BE HUGE SPOILERS. READING THE MANHUA OR WATCHING THE DONGHUA WILL NOT BE ENOUGH. THIS WILL HAVE MASSIVE SPOILERS FOR MULTIPLE MAJOR VILLAINS AND SECRET TWISTS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
This has been a huge labor of love, and I am really not expecting anybody but me and maybe one or two others to have any interest in this, so if you have read them all or even half, thank you so much!!! My intimate knowledge of every single 5e subclass finally has a use, yay!!!
If you wanna talk D&D or TGCF ever, feel free to message me. If you have differing ideas of what classes these people would be, I'm happy to talk about that!!!
Also most of all, thank you @liese1015 for inspiring me to get off my ass and participate in the fandom I love for once! 💖
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Reasons why I think San Lang is bad at writing
(Keep in mind that I have only read up to book two)
Because he is blind in one eye, he may lack perception, or perhaps sees the characters like that. In other words, he writes the characters correctly, but only in his vision of them.
Considering that he is ambidextrous, with left hand dominant, perhaps he has a harder time writing the characters with his right hand, which he seems to do.
He is so gay, he can't write. I mean, if I was good everything but writing, I wouldn't complain or care. That ink isn't as thick as Xie Lian's ass.
After learning so many languages, he probably messes up sometimes in writing. (e.g. I write Latin words despite wanting Italian.)
He was never taught how to write as a kid. If a kid is left alone on a roof and falls to their near death, I don't think your parents taught you how to write.
He definitely has somebody else write down important things or someone who can translate that handwriting, so he never actually writes for periods of times.
He is an artist. Artist always have bad handwriting.
He be giving no fuck about it.
That is all I have composed so far. If anyone has any other ideas, comment please. ^-^
Bonus: Imagine if San Lang had to get contacts or a monocle to see, so E-Ming would have to get one too. <3
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