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what the dogs doin
#tf2#team fortress 2#team furtress 2#sniper tf2#medic tf2#heavy tf2#scout tf2#pyro tf2#soldier tf2#engineer tf2#spy tf2#demoman tf2#this might be controversial bc people usually make scout a terrier BUT#he is speed of course he’s gonna be a greyhound. tf. debated making him an iggy but he’s got too much personality for a dog that small.#all of the other ones should be basic tho <3#when the tf2 and the dogs and the#andy says shit#also quick edit to all the people saying sniper should be a borzoi you are WRONG he is too dirty and not nearly majestic enough
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do we have a clear reference of Logarius' model compared to the Hunter's or anyone else, I wanna try my hand at him soon and need to decide if he's taller than Ludwig
#(he probably will be. pthumerians...)#but yeah once i have a basic grasp of him + have introduced ashton it's over guys#or rather... it will begin anew ?#cool story pyro#passed out on the couch earlier and cannot sleep as a result. will get to the asks tomorrow :')
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“Not a soul assigned to their case at the Bureau could make sense of their existence. There wasn’t a single scientist, parapsychologist, doctor, or specialist with over a dozen PHD’s under the sun that could figure them out. Pyrokinesis in a human? They defy every law of nature, yet they exist amongst humanity regardless. How do you explain that?” “The truth is that there are a lot of unknown things out there in the world that mankind hasn't even begun to scratch the surface of. Everyone flocked to this case trying to find rational answers, but there aren’t any. Look at the files in your hands. By the eyes of science, Pyro should not exist. Don’t you know what happens to things mankind doesn’t understand? The Bureau has done sickening things to them in the name of research.” “That’s why I helped them escape, Conagher.”
Excerpt from the novel INCENDIARY; A TF2 Pyro origin story Read the latest chapter of 'Incendiary' on AO3 here! Artwork created by the incredible @narklos ♡
#tf2#tf2 pyro#if you're reading this hello!! I'm the author of this story!#I was basically struck with an idea one day... what if I created a whole pyro origin story with deep world building and original characters#7 years later here I am :)#the pyro origin story nobody asked for but is getting anyways!#while it is on track to be a origin-type novel it is also still very much a self-indulgent fanfic#I still have a long ways to go before this fic is done but this is by far one of the most ambitious projects Ive ever done for any fandom#and I hope you all love it too <3#also CAN I JUST SAY#NARKLOS IS A GOD#I gave him a vision and he just blew my fucking mind away with the final product that I'm still in awe about this#Narklos if you're reading this ILY and I can't wait to work with you again <3#also I should mention that the excerpt IS in the story but in a future chapter that isn’t out yet#but it was fitting for this post :)
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Thinking abt Kae’s Fatui verse,,,,
#☆ ┆ ( .ooc. );#//Him having a sort of fatal attraction vibe goin with Traveler like Came||ya’s whole thing almost hdbfb#//The whole ‘you’re interesting; I really like you; I can’t WAIT to see what makes you tick’#//Except he might actually be more of a danger to them; considering his endgame for those he ‘loves’#v; l’innamorato (fatui!kaeya)#//The love idea of him v attached to Signora; deffo got along with the kiddos of the HotH better fjhdh#//Prolly loved presenting her W|ll Sm|th style; even if the attention it drew to him too did make his skin crawl more often than not#//Love the idea of him stalking Traveler thru their journeyw lil heart eyes; interfering at key moments to hinder or help them progress#//Depends on how he’s feeling at the moment jcbcb#//In this verse would deffo butt heads with Taru in Fontaine specifically—he wants Traveler’s attention too jfbfb#//Prolly met them in Mond as part of Signora’s lil entourage—IMMEDIATELY got intrigued at first glance#//Background wise; I like to think he was a Fatuus meant to infiltrate the knights like many of Eroch’s ppl#//And in the progress of going through the knight thing got acquainted w Luc & began to have doubts abt the Fatui cause#//After visiting his home; hearing abt and meeting his father; then the day of the Heckening happens & they fight#//Bc Kae already planned to come clean & renounce the Fatui & Khaenri’ah; but the mess Crepus’s death made of him#//Tried far too hastily; far too bluntly to tell Luc the truth of his origins; swearing he knew nothing abt the Delusion#//Only to get claymore’d; which absolutely helped cemented him into the Fatui’s ranks more#//A part of him knows it wasn’t the time to say it; that he is at fault for trying to take advantage of Luc’s vulnerable state to tell him#//Only for the lad to have been far too volatile & so it turned out badly; but he still blames Luc for the break of their bond#//Anywho; I like to think as of Inazuma; he does have a certain grudge against traveler bc of Signora#//Before; encounters were more of puppy love bordering on dangerous obsession—after that; the dangerous bit became Personal#//Ohhh I’m writing a yandere here; okay<-should have realized that from the FIRST slew of Fatuiverse hcs lmao#//He genuinely does love Traveler; would like to see them breaking down in despair in his arms#//The two of them together would make a most beautiful ice sculpture indeed#//Even with his grudge; Traveler does stand a chance at swaying him to actually be helpful#//Sumeru quest wise; Co||ei is the magic word—i like to think he came along with there bc he wanted to see abt the Eleazar#//And maybe find clues to her family or even her herself; Traveler or Paimon dropping the name would make him cooperate SO fast#//Klee in Mond is basically his Teucer jffb. She is as good as fam in his eyes—I like to think he keeps up his habit of collecting pyro ppl#//Bc he never got over his broken bond with SOMEONE. Even if this verse has him more bitter abt it#//But ye jdbdbd. Is it rlly a Allie posting if it not short lol blurb and then heckin TAG SPAM lololol
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I can be normal about Random Crits in TF2.
#team fortress 2#tf2#IhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethemIhatethem#yeah I'm aware it's a janky 17 year old game#I'm aware Valve is probably never gonna turn em off and that community servers exist BUT#when I randomly crit another player I feel nothing and when I die to one I feel a Zealous rage not seen since the Crusades#Yeah I may be a Spy player. yeah I might have gotten random crit several times in one fucking game when I otherwise would maybe survive#AND how it disproportionately screws over Spy because in order to do his main gimmicks he has to be in melee range#oh yeah and did I mention melees have the ability to have upwards of 60% random crit chance?#Sure when other people insta-kill someone with a melee it's funny but when I. the Spy player. insta kill someone#Rare high moments my pasty white ASS#not to mention how dispraportionately these benefit some classes (demo#look.it's basic math#the lowest crit chance on a ranged weapon is what 6%?#so 1 out of every 20 or so shots will random crit#(don't ask me how this shit works for sustained damage classes like Heavy and Pyro)#most servers are 24 players right?#so if everyone shoots at the same time odds are at least 1 player is going to get a random crit#multiply that by how ever many hundreds of shots are fired over the course of a game and suddenly it isn't so rare#and suddenly those “rare high moments” aren't so rare any more#not to mention how it benefits classes like demo. soldier. and pyro because of their wide area of effect#jank hit reg makes you miss a stab and now the medic's aware of you? BAM random crit from an Ubersaw#trying to bait an engie away from his sentry you just sapped? BAM Random Crit from a wrench#I think there's a good reason you never see a random triple damage bonus in any other FPS game ever
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every day I thank god fans aren't in charge of making updates to games
#unless ofc you play tf2#but STILL like. ive seen so many bullshit rebalances for spies and snipers#and like. ik the current system is plain tiring to fight against but these people WOULD MAKE IT WORSE#i just saw a post about fallout 4 changes#and some of them are obvious. like changing danses dialogue after blind betrayal etc#but like. NO. some of these.....#WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO REPAIR NICKS FACE?#1 thats his charm. hes old and broken down. 2 it would NOT help his identity issues#like this is the face and hes made it his own. hes no longer an institute synth AND he's no longer the pre-war human detective valentine#also romancing him....eh. i admit i would also love to romance him#but to quote one of the disco elysium creators: the thing about desires is that theyre much stronger when theyre not fully satiated#thered for sure be still nick simpers ofc. as am i. but imo i think thered be less#and again coming back to tf2. i saw recently a post on reddit that made a concept sapper for spy to use on medics#and like please 😭😭😭you want to sap the medigun? you want to sap übercharge? you want to hurt medics EVEN MORE?#playing med well is hard enough as is normal girl. there was a comment down below saying that the spy should have sappers for each class#and WHAT. STOP. the spy ALREADY has a way to hurt all classes!#if he gets close enough he either dies immediately or backstabs! why do you want to sap too!#and spy is already SPECIFICALLY a counter to engie! and gets countered by pyro! its a good balance imo#ofc theres some tweaks to be made for each class but CMON. thatd be a HUGE rework for spy#and some other comment said that a sapped medigun should hurt teammates. FRIENDLY FIRE IS EXPLICITLY NOT A THING!!!#we should bully spy mains more btw#okay. bitching over. sorry#i have more to say but ughhhhhhhh#thatd be pretty much just repeating what i already said basically#mine#rant
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Read a fanfic where pyro doesn't know what a lesbian is and scout has internalized homophobia, I never put something down SO fucking fast
#averitext#the infantilization of pyro pisses me off so bad#they were literally a nobinary ceo and i promise you they are not stupid#scout with internalized homophobia trope is literally everywhere its just so#scout who doesn't gaf how about that#like its so basic. ofc you headcanon the lame loser which thinks he is a manly man someone with internalized homophobia
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genshin au sketches. i am very sick so they r no good
#pax art#erha#2ha#chu wanning#mo ran#xue meng#shi mei#basics: cwn is the dendro archon and doesnt know#mo ran is possessed/has a deal with an adepti called txj that acts for him when he puts on the mask#xue meng pyro.... shi mei hydro#xue zhengyong is probably part of the qixing#pax.txt#ranwan#basically xzy thought he was signing up his kids for just being mentored by an adeptus and signed them up to be trained by an archon#now they all call him shizun and mo rans adepti friend is like. obsessed with him#keeps referring to him WAY too casually and then leaves mo ran to deal with the aftermath#genshin au
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if 4Kids ever dubbed Team fortress 2, these are the names i think they would gove some of the characters-
scout, brandon
SOLDIER, KYLE
pyro, bubbles
Heavy, boulder or some shit
demo, micheal
engie, billy joe
medic, probably still ludwig
spy, leon
SNIPER, HUNTER
ms pauling, sarah or maybe suzie
administrator, bertha
zhanna, daisy
#i thought of kyle and hunter first and eveyone sevond#all mercs#tf2#team fortress 2#miss pauling#the administrator#tf2 zhanna#pyros fire is edited out and replaced entirely with rainbows and bubbles and sparkles#no one swears#spy sucks a lollipop#no one is allowed to kill#medic and heavy are offensive ethnosterotypes#demo only isnt bc hes british now and drinks 'tea' in glass bottles#miss pauling is given 4 lines an episode#scout calls people bozos#administrator also sucks lollipops#soldier punches drywall and shoots 'toy guns' and eats burgers#sniper is delegated to a borederline background character#spy is also british#is basically just a PG james bond#tf2 scout#tf2 soldier#tf2 pyro#tf2 spy#tf2 demoman#tf2 heavy#tf2 engineer#tf2 sniper#tf2 medic#4kids entertainment
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How would y'all feel about me posting about a potential TF2 OC?
I've had a Guy running rampant in my brain for a while and kind of want to draw/post about him, but I'm not 100% sure about it. So this is basically a check to see if anyone is interested in this.
Basic concept for those curious:
Plague doctor who isn't actually a doctor and just has a fascination with death and anatomy. Collects corpses and weaponry from the battlefields for disposal or reuse (depending on the damage/freshness). Extremely reclusive and skittish. He is rarely seen by anyone other than Pauling, whom he works alongside much more closely than the mercs.
There is also a non-zero chance he might actually just be 5-10 crows in a coat. No one is really sure.
#send help the Brain Worms are at it again#or more like brain crows this time#yes he does come with a lot of bird imagery as plague doctors usually do#this dude is basically if you mashed Medic and Pyro into one person and gave him social anxiety#but i still love him despite the similarities#i just get anxious about posting ocs#rambling#tf2#tf2 oc
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”shit, I think he might be dead”
#If you want context#for this lovely dumb poster I made here it is:#Basically none of them are the canon mercs they are my OCs so yeah#scout was hanging out with sniper and pyro doesn’t really care#Why are they worried Welp. Blu teams spy is stuck up bitch that takes being professional way to seriously to the point#Of thinking everyone shouldn’t fraternise with the enemy so will both complain to hell and back#and also report them to basically their bosses as they are supposed to really supposed to let red team into the base#so like scout was Trying to show off to sniper but accidentally hit a very drunk demo in the head#with a baseball. And he’s like maybe dead or just unconscious#tf2 ocs#tf2 blu team#tf2 sniper#tf2 scout#tf2 pyro#tf2 demoman
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Also I think its time for me to come clean but I know very little about k!pyros lore but wants to find out more but also don't have time or attention spam to watch
No that's so fair I'll be honest if I weren't so fucking autistic about some of the ksmp characters I would not have the attention span or capacity to pay attention to ksmp LOL
I like to think I understand k!pyro like some of the best out of everyone and Jack would probably vouch for that but I cannot for the life of me sit and explain lore
#Yes I could explain Linc's so far pretty easily LMAO but like others not rly#K!pyro's lore timeline I could not explain in full I wouldn't immediately remember everything#There are some big things I could go over briefly but smaller things I would forget#Honestly with ksmp if you know/understand general characters you can be an enjoyer enough . Imo#Like fuck knowing the lore I think it's fun if you just like the characters cause look#Ksmp is at a good time only for Americans I think . It's at 8 pm EST.#If you don't watch from the start of s1 you're fucked on lore unless you can sit through the VOD channel#There's no good guide to watching the VODs up to the current point because not all POVs are necessary to watch really#So it's hard to properly get into atp like very hard#So if people don't know lore I DON'T BLAME THEM.#And the community doesn't help I'm sorry do not listen to 90% of what people say.#Just listen to me. Honestly. Literally don't ask anyone else about lore. They'll just talk about clownzy.#I'm deadass they will find a way to make everything about Clown or the Branzy cameo (HE'S NOT COMING BACK.)#Ignore them .#Anyways all that to say. I support ksmp enjoyers who don't know the fucking lore for 90% of it#It's not easy LMAO#Stream-only lore is hard for me to stay with and that's why I adore ksmp being in relatively short sessions on a consistent schedule#Every Saturday 8 PM EST unless something comes up. It's spaced out it's consistent it's a great schedule#In principle. The time is not great for Everyone sadly#Hell it's awful for basically all of the cast it's mostly Aussies waking up at like 8 in the morning#《👾》
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starting to see a personal trend of ot3s being "male protag/canon female lover with nicely developped relationship/male narrative foil with whom sex would be less gay than what they have going on"
#lougoharu#shuakesumi#('canon' is somewhat loose for shusumi you know how it goes)#trevor/sypha/alucard idk their name#IN A GOOD TIMELINE IT'S ALSO NETMEIZAN. BTW#there is also the part where there is something deeply wrong with all three of them#usually it's more obvious with the foil#not to fall for shojo tropes on main but i like when he's significantly chiller/gentler with the girl too#while keeping the banter with the guy#'oh dear oh dear gorgeous' vs 'you fucking donkey' basically#cool story pyro
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>Thinking about how farrow makes lil snowflakes or even lil ice figures from his hand cause much as he swears he doesn’t care for his vision or the abilities that may come with it he still finds it a bit fascinating at times least to himself
#[>memory recover ; part regained;hc]#Id like to think he did the same thing with his pyro delusion trying to make mini flames in his hands when he was alone#But yeah basically just like to think about small things like these#if he had idle animations that would be one of them before getting a lil curious expression#until someone sees him do it (depending on whoever it is)#then hes just a lil embarrassed JEBCN
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Literal translation: 🏳️🌈😇😈
Original meaning: (🔝(⛅️🔥))=∞
PataData translitteration: 神( ◕_◕) = ω -> ℵ₀
Autism: (◕_◕)
write your url by only using emojis
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#4 definitions and all of them boil down to “i am naught but a good boi. and also everyone who uses a computer can fulfill that-#-“i would have bested god by age 16 but he gave me anxiety” thing“#or smth#idk i was way cooler and more mentally sane as a kid#...probably because i didnt have to basically be the irl equivalent of a paranoid tf2 pyro constantly spychecking even though the other team#-doesnt have spies#... why are my tags so long lmao
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yuta's really giving "seems lyney is saying some strange things again" here lmao
#⇢₊˚⊹ 🩷∥ruby∥yo,ide yo !!#fr tho like. yuta NEVER flirts with the producer#but hinata will toss in throwaway lines like this at the most random times#bruh omg what if#yuta anemo#hinata pyro#just throwing it out there since i'm on this train of thought#but nazuna really feels fontainian to me. i don't have an explanation. just Vibes#still thinking about whether shu is fontainian or just a big fontaine enthusiast#and ofc subaru pyro cuz he's basically bennett#idk if it would be a cop-out if tori were anemo since he and venti share a va#i don't know enough about the guy to say otherwise either tho#this feels even more of a cop-out. but i think it would be really funny if ryuseitai had elements that matched their color#with the slight exception that tetora is electro since there's no black element#(unless you count abyssal energy but i'm sticking with the seven mkay?)#(also in super nova revolu5tar the spotlight used for him was violet so there)#also come on. there's no way kanata isn't hydro#i should make this into a tier list at the risk of running my mouth in the tags like i always do and nothing making sense lmao
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