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[kooldewd123]

actually i don't think i've ever put my thoughts out there about why i'm on team sequel for plza so i might as well throw them out into the ether before it all becomes moot in less than 24 hours:

i feel like people generally agree that pokemon z never coming meant that gen 6 never really got to reach its full potential. obviously, plza isn't going to fix those games, but i would love to see them take another crack at that setting to see if they can't learn from their mistakes and elevate the characters and plot concepts from xy that people have been lukewarm on in the past. like, i don't really care in the slightest about trevor, tierno, and shauna, and i know i am absolutely not alone in that. i would love it if this game could make me care about them. or with zygarde, it'd be cool to see how it actually winds up tying into the present-day story, since i assume whatever plotline they spin with it will be in some way inspired by the scrapped plans from z. and on a more selfish note, a sequel set entirely in lumiose city sounds like the perfect opportunity to do more with emma, one of the most underappreciated characters in the franchise.

so, like, mechanically, how is this game gonna work? how are they gonna fit an entire pokedex into a city environment? what seems like the most logical option to me is that over the course of the game, as we help develop lumiose city, we're gonna be doing stuff that brings pokemon in, like building parks and such, so that by the end of the game, we'll have created a city that wild pokemon of all shapes and sizes can comfortably live in. that... doesn't really sound like present-day lumiose city to me. sure, humans and pokemon live together, but it's not notably more well integrated than any other city in the pokemon world. i think it may feel a bit discongruent if the lumiose city we create in the past doesn't line up with the lumiose city of the present. (again, this is all based on my assumption of how the gameplay progression will function with basically no evidence as of yet, but it feels like a fairly safe bet to me?)

with what little information we have, it's generally assumed that this game will be based on the haussmann renovation, a public works project from the history of paris. one of the neatest connections we have that ties this together is the fact that the haussmann renovation was roughly contemporaneous with the start of the meiji restoration over in japan (which is what pla was based on). which is actually pretty cool! it means that a plza set in the past will be taking place at either the same time as, or slightly before, pla (depending on how much game freak wants to smudge the years around). and honestly, i don't have a problem with this on its own. i think tying the games together like that through real-world history is a lot of fun. my main concern is that i don't entirely like setting the precedent of legends games taking place specifically in the mid-to-late 19th century. one of the big things that immediately made pla stand out was how novel and unique its setting was, and i would like to see future legends games continue to try new things like that rather than settle into a specific era.

with all that said, i will still be excited for this game no matter which time period it chooses. i'll welcome a new cast, i'm sure they'll find a way for the progression to make sense for the time period it's in, and two's not a pattern when it comes to things like this. it's just super fun to engage in this sort of speculation when we have so little known for certain and so much excitement for more.

[unknownanomoly]

Ok ya'll: Send me clothing for the sprunkis

Send me any type of clothes for the sprunkis, masculine, feminine, androgynous, etc. Then tell me which sprunki ya'll want said clothing to be put on and Ima draw it, send either with asks or reblogs; If you send in comments I'll just make a post with said character in outfit and tag you then :3 You can also send asks either on this blog or my @ask-sprunkitown-citizens blog Btw you can ask for a outfit to be on phase 2 sprunkis also :3

[artist-izzy]

New pearl designs!!!

[bmpmp3]

and theres also the scrolling format manhwa i so desperately want physically. they did it with raeliana PLEASE do it with a wicked tale of cinderellas stepmom PLEASE please

[ardensregias]

my gf is finally home ٩( ᐛ )و no decent boots for her yet but i'm working on it (╯﹏╰）

[butchviking]

they still got nanana to go right? nd then kids perhaps ?

[sreppub]

Selkie Jason :( please? Pwetty pweas?

the majestic weddell seal :3

[n0tamused]

Congratulations on reaching 1500 followers!

Could I get action prompt 19. with Anaxa pwetty pwease? 🥺🫶 Anaxa being person A in this scenario

˖ ࣪⊹Anaxa x Reader

Prompt: 19.A tries to hide their blush from B by turning their head away, but the latter doesn’t let them

A/n: Thank you! <3 I hope you enjoy this! And for anyone wishing to make a request like this for my 1.5k event, please let me know which section the prompt is from! This anon sent another ask after this one to let me know about the prompt :)

Contents: GN, reader, fluff, Anaxa may be a little ooc </3, lemme know what you think!

Words: 434

Ko-fi

Anaxagoras sensed sensed it coming before he even knew it, he knew he was in trouble when you let that line slide past your lips, eyes glimmering with mischievous intrigue as your eyes found their way up to his face soon after.  Watching for a reaction.

He would not have been so alarmed had they been in public, oddly enough he has lesser control of his plain face in private, as if his own body was succumbing to your every whim. He scowled, setting a deep expression on his face as he rolled his eyes at you. “How uncouth, even for you, to even think of saying that so boldly” he threw at you, still able to hold onto your eye contact, but the heat fighting to rise to his cheeks was undeniably there. His collar suddenly felt too suffocating, like a pair of two hands wrapping around his pale throat, and he had his fingers rising to pull the cloth ajar to let air lick at his skin. 

Your hand reached for his wrist before sinking lower, fitting your fingers through his. “Why, Anaxa, I have expected a more eloquent response from a scholar like yourself” the lilt in your voice let him know all he had to know, the sound akin to a fox that got away with one fat chicken. 

“Rule number one-” it was him who couldn’t end up finishing his own sentence as you drew closer, almost chest-to-chest with him, your hand giving him a healthy squeeze and he felt the warmth of your breath up his chin. “Hmph-” he turned his head to the side, wondering what had made his genius mind suddenly give out like a trapdoor, he felt glued to his spot. His eyepatch faced you now, and perhaps in some hasty attempt he believed that you wouldn't be able to see his cheeks that were now dusted with red. His pale complexion gave him no chance of denial either. 

“Hmm? What’s this?” you mused, head tilting to the side to hope and catch his gaze. “A scholar caught red-faced and embarrassed?” 

“I don’t understand why you’re so adamant at seeing whether I blush or not” he said in a low voice, all bark but no bite with the way his tone darkened. 

“I only want to gather sustainable proof for my theory” That got his attention, enough to make him peer at you although he did not turn his head to face you directly. “A theory? And what could that be?”

“That you’re more human than you’d like to admit”

Anaxagoras’ hand squeezed yours tighter. 

Ⓒ n0tamused/jarttavia_. Do not repost, translate, edit, and/or copy any of my works. Likes, comments, and reblogs are appreciated.

[chuluoyi]

A suggestion: a drunk Satoru! Maybe in the middle of his slurring he delulu seeing Suguru, the rest is up to you! <3

wasted

- gojo satoru x reader

your boyfriend is a very uncooperative drunk, and chaos (read: innuendo) caused by it ensues.

genre/warnings: a crack fic, takes place during gojo's past arc because i just love that setting so much, slight profanity, mildly suggestive

notes: okay nonnie, i have some ideas regarding this *wink*

series masterlist | oneshot masterlist

Gojo Satoru is straight up a bad drunk. He even said so himself, and everyone could attest to that.

So why did you let him drink at this godforsaken bar?

"Shokooo!" Satoru flailed his glass, wobbling on his feet. He sounded so unhinged that made the people next table gave him stink eyes. "Give me anoth-er! Anotheeeer!"

"Hells," Shoko winced at the sight, her hands moving the beer bottle away from his reach. "No, you're positively wasted."

You plucked the glass out of his hands. "Cut it out, Gojo. You're making a scene!"

"Anooo—" he hiccupped, his weight dangerously leaning on you in an attempt to get his glass back as well as forcing Shoko to grant him another cup. "—theerrr! Anotherrr! Shokooo! C'mon!"

"Do something about him! Or else we're going to be stuck here."

"I'm trying!"

This whole night was a total mishap. None of you are of age, and therefore neither of you should have gone out for drinks by falsifying your IDs. Shoko initially just invited you and Nanami, until the latter promptly declined when Satoru sprung out of nowhere and declared himself going.

He whipped his head so suddenly when the bell in the entrance of the bar jingled. A customer walked in, and he was a total stranger—neither you or Shoko recognized him.

“Oh my… isn’t that…”

But Satoru, teary-eyed in his drunken haze, seemed to see far beyond you did. "...Suguru? Suguruuuu!"

"Oh God, no!" You kept your hands on his waist tightly as he almost leapt out to barrel towards the poor stranger. "Shoko! Help!"

"Gojo, you shithead! He is not! Stop it!"

"But he is! Suguruuuu~!"

And so his thrashing and the ruckus he caused got the three of you kicked out of the bar. Shoko immediately washed her hands off him by saying that she was hopping to the next bar and left you struggling to keep your balance, with Satoru heavily leaning on you as the two of you trek across the road to Jujutsu High compound.

"Gojo—don't do that! Keep walking!"

"Mmmmm~" he slurred, swaying to the left and right as he pleased and you swore, one more time and you would fling him to the asphalt. "Why Gojo? It's Satoru! Sa-to-ru!"

"Come on you ass, we need to go back!" you hissed.

"Say my name first!"

And when he deliberately swayed dangerously to the side, you really let him go—and then he hit the sidewalk.

You wanted to scream. Satoru merely burst into a fit of giggles though.

Somehow, you managed to get him back. But this whole disaster didn't end there as right after you unlocked his door, he suddenly pushed his whole weight on you, making you bump into the counter.

"It hurts! Satoru, you idiot!" You scowled, rubbing your stinging shoulder—it would probably leave a nasty bruise. And it caught his attention. Satoru turned to you, his sparkly eyes boring right into yours.

"You're pwetty," he jabbed a finger at your face, slurring. You flinched at how close his finger to your eye socket was.

"Thank you." You swat his finger away, not in favor of the possibility of being blind tonight. "Now we must get you to the bed. Come—"

You apparently didn't know that alcohol could mess his system so much that it came as a total surprise when he crashed his lips onto yours without warning. "Mmfh!"

Satoru grabbed the back of your head and entangled his fingers in your hair, deepening the kiss. It was searing, his tongue attacking your mouth and sometimes bit your lips and he was so good—

He then led you to his bed, and tore your shirt open, his deft hands caressing and fondling everything your body had to offer, and for a moment even you felt drunk too. It was intoxicating how quickly he rendered you putty, how the blue in his eyes darkened with desire, and it was all for you—

"Sweetheart," he whispered in a low, scratchy voice. "Now, open up for me, yeah?"

You barely caught the meaning of his words when a finger inside you made you see stars. Your eyes widened, and your moans were muffled when he shoved his mouth again against yours. It was dizzying, and you felt lost in his arms, as he kept twisting his finger inside.

This certainly wasn't what you imagined it was going to be. You two were a couple, and couples fuck. But this... you had half a mind to push him away, and you were really going to, when he suddenly pulled away from the kiss, gazing at you with half-lidded, unfocusing eyes and sloppy grin.

"... really... you are..."

And to your horror, he suddenly collapsed, his full weight squashing you.

You blinked in disbelief. What just happened? You felt like a starfish pinned under a rock.

And all you could fathom now was that this grown-ass man child had left you aroused and wet down there.

When Satoru woke up the next morning, he was in a shocking amount of hangover. There was this dull ache in the back of his head and forefront of his temples, and he felt nauseous. He braced himself against the headboard, willing it to pass.

He had been drinking. He took a mental note not to ever drink again. He always feels so miserable afterwards. What possessed him to go for it last night? Darn him and his impulsivity.

He remembered thinking the world had became such a happy place. He remembered seeing Suguru and thinking he had come to give him a hug. He remembered you sulking against him, and you looked so freaking cute that he couldn't help but pounce on you altogether.

And that's where his memory blanked out. What happened afterwards?

Then he realized that you were beside him on this very bed. He looked at you, who had barely cocooned yourself in the blanket. Your hair was in disarray, a few buttons of your shirt loosened—missing, even? And is that what he thinks it is on your neck?

Did he bite you so hard that you bled?

Dread pooled at his gut at the possibility of what he had done.

"Hey," he muttered, shaking you, in a state of half-panic. "Hey—wake up, please."

You whined at the rude awakening, cracking one eye open. "Satoru..." your voice was still thick with sleep and a deep frown creased on your face. "...what is it?"

And Satoru shuddered. The way his name rolled from your lips so languidly seemed to ignite something feral within him, but he ignored it.

"Hey, uh—are you... are you okay?"

"Huh?" you shot him an annoyed grunt. "It's still early, Satoru. Please, I need sleep. I'm tired after the shit you pulled on me last night."

"What shit?" he tried to sound unconcerned with the way you referred it, but he still gulped.

"...you don't remember?"

"Sorry," he muttered.

"Gods..." now you were frustrated. You buried your face in the pillow. "You put me through hell, Satoru. And not to mention—"

"Did I force myself on you?" he asked with a lower tone. "If I did, I'm... sorry. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to."

"Hu—what?"

Satoru felt another wave of nausea at his gut, and he tried to suppress it. "I didn't mean to wreck you. I know I'm lousy, but that definitely wasn't what I planned."

Confusion was palpable on your face, even though you were still half-asleep. "Sure... it's okay..."

"I..." Satoru was at a loss of words. You were all but confirming that he did rail you in the worst way. He wasn't exactly the type who would make the first time memorable or such, but he certainly didn't want it to be a forceful act on a spur of a drunken night. What could he say to that?

"Satoru? You don't seem well," you furrowed your brows, noticing how restless and pale he was. "Are you having hangover? Do you want some water?"

He wanted to kick himself as his sanity eaten away by the sheer guilt and shame. He pressed both hands to cover his face. "I'm so uncool..."

"Finally you're realizing it. Would be better if you do it during the day and not—" You checked your phone. "—at freaking five in the morning. But seriously, are you doing okay? You drank quite a lot last night."

No, he wasn't. The urge to puke was still there and his head was still pounding.

"What's gotten into you?" now worry was present in your tone. "Satoru, please. You're acting strange. It's still to early for whatever it is that you're plotting. Just tell me if you're not feeling well."

He stayed quiet for a while, trying to remember to what extend the damage he had done. But you seemed to translate it as him not feeling well as you let out a sigh and begrudgingly sat up to get him a glass of water. Poor you, he thought. Should he take an advantage of you fully and unashamedly just like he usually did?

You handed him the glass. "Here, drink this." He took it, but just stared at it. His crestfallen expression made you twitch in irritation. "Drink already. What are you thinking anyway?"

"Don't you... resent me?" Satoru mumbled with resignation, finally having the courage to look at you.

"For what? Last night?"

"What else? Why are you still worrying about me?"

"That's..." you faltered, bewildered. "You feel that bad about it? Satoru, you were a pain but it's your everyday thing already so be grateful that I'm not holding it against you."

"Everyday thing?" he asked incredulously. "Hey, it's—that's not something I do everyday!"

"It sure is! You are always whining, being dramatic and causing trouble!"

"Hey, but it's not about that! I'm talking about how I almost did you with violence!"

"Do... me?"

"That!" he pointed at your bruised neck, then looked away with guilt. "I... don't know how it escalated to that, but I'm truly sorry."

You reached to the bruise, somewhere between your neck and shoulder, and winced a bit. "Ah this. You pushed me and I crashed into that cupboard."

"Oh?" Satoru blinked in surprise. "And that, your shirt? Your missing buttons?"

"You tore it, but then you fell on me, you idiot."

"So... I didn't rape you?"

Your face immediately burst into the shades of red. You scrunched up your face in exasperation. "I'll blast you if you did it without my consent, Gojo Satoru. But thankfully no."

A whole load of self-blame dissipated from him and he almost laughed had the urge to throw up not this overwhelming.

"Apparently you're decent enough to think if you've wronged me. It's a surprise," you mused with a smug grin.

"Of course I am!" he scowled. But suddenly his queasiness shot up, and his vision blurred. And what came next was the contents of his stomach.

"Satoru! What the hell!? Don't vomit on me!"

Epilogue

"And that's what happened," you explained with contempt. Satoru puckered his lips in indignation, meanwhile Shoko threw her head back, wheezing in a fit of laughter.

"Gojo, you're such a baby," she cackled with satisfaction. "Losing against mere alcohol. Not the strongest, after all, huh?"

He rolled his eyes. "I hope your liver rots from drinking and smoking so much."

[sissy-tyler]

It’s okay, sissy, you’ll get used to your new clitty eventually. The surgeons did such a wonderful job of turning that silly, widdle willy of your’s into the cutest clitty. A pussy just suits you so much better. I love how they also made it physically impossible for you to ever achieve an orgasm, again!. Playing with your little button will only result in an uncomfortable, tingly feeling, and you can forget feeling anything we stick in that sissy-pussy of yours. The surgeons numbed everything up there. My new boyfriend could fuck you silly and you wouldn’t even know it! Which means if he’s in the mood and I’m not, you’re gonna be the one pleasing him; you pwetty, widdle cum-dumpster. I find it so funny how you’ve been simultaneously turned into an overgrown baby AND the perfect slut. It’s like if they combined a blowup-doll with a Betsy Wets-alot!

Hey Everybody! Sorry for the lack of Tumblr posts last week, just a little busy with life things. Should be posting quite alot this week, though. Also, I will be beginning a brand new Patreon series, this week, where you’ll be able to vote weekly to decide what happens next!

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[kayhi808]

Hai i’m happy to see that you’re back! i also hope life is treating you well and you are staying healthy! I was wondering if like there was a dress as your favorite person day at school and abby has reader help paint her arm to match buckeys and gets one of those fake beards or mustache thingies lol. but bucky doesn’t know so when he picks her up he’s surprised??? then they take a picture and it’s framed in the house somewhere. 🧹

Thank you, anon! I'm feeling much better than before. 💕 You want Abby dressed up as her Papa? You got it !

Abby comes walking into your room, "Mama, can I ask yous sumting?"

"Of course, baby! What's up?" Placing the last of you laundry away & sitting on your bed.

Rubbing her cheeks and chin, "How can I grow hairs on my face? Like Papa?"

"Excuse me?"

"Ya knows, he gets a furry face. I need that, too."

"Can I ask why you need a furry face?"

Abby lets out a big sigh and climbs up onto the bed, "Cos at scoon we have, dwess as your favorite people day, right? I needs to dwess like Papa."

You smile at her, "Why is Papa your favorite person?"

Abby counts the reasons off on her chubby fingers, "Cos he loves me so much. He so smart in his brain. He read me storybooks & teach me Wussian. He brave and fights the bad people to keep everybody safe. He has pwetty arm." She drops her hand on her lap, "So many tings." Then Abby reaches over to squish your face, "And he makes my Mama so happy and smiley."

Your smile grows, "Maybe I can help you by drawing in your scruff. Like your goatee at Halloween."

"Hanoween! Oh please, Mama!" Abby claps her hands. "And I need to cuts my hairs off. So it's short like Papa's."

"Oh! Umm." Not wanting to cut her hair. You enjoy making her pigtails and braids. Her ribbons and barrettes. "Let's think about that one. I can put it in a little bun so it looks short? And maybe give you some bangs so we can make it a lil spikey in the front like Bucky's?"

Abby looks skeptical. "Lemme tinks 'bout it."

"Ok, but if that's what you really want we can cut it." It's her hair, if she wants to cut it, we can do that.

Waving her arms, "Cans you paint my arm like Papa's?"

"Definitely! Or, we can ask Uncle Steve. He's really good."

"Oh yea!" Jumping up and down, "He's make it so pwetty!"

*******

Bucky came back early from his mission so you both make your way to Abby's pre-school to pick her up. "She's going to be so happy to see you!'

Walking up to the classroom door, Bucky looks inside expecting to easily pick out Abby, but all the kids are dressed up. "What's going on?"

He hears a familiar shriek and a black blur attaches itself to his leg, "Papa!!"

Bucky's frown quickly turns into a smile, "Wh...what is all this?" He squats down to take a better look at Abby.

She obliges by giving him a dainty little twirl, "I's you!" Her hair is pulled back into a tight bun. Just enough smudged 5 o'clock shadow. New bangs nicely spiked. And her gloved arm painted to match his.

"But why?"

"It dwess as your favorite peoples day." She gives little hops, "Yous my favorite, Papa! Comes look!" She takes his hand and leads him to the wall posted with all the children's drawings. She searches until she finds hers. "See?? I dids it!" It's a picture of Bucky & 3 things that makes him her favorite person. He can tell Ms. Grace helped her with the words.

1. He's smart & brave.

2. He has a pretty arm.

3. He makes me and my Mama very happy.

Bucky scoops her up in a big hug. "Now that was the best thing that happened to me all day. All week! Thank you, Abigail Rose."

She blushes under her scruff, "You melcome, Papa."

[yaoiepisode]

Draw me some Tweek x Craig pwetty please

south parks most yaoiful couple celebrate their first valentines day <3 look at tweek. look at him. he deserves to win cmonnnn

[kitcatcourt]

Hiya!! Could you pwetty please make a Julia from tdi agre mood board?!? And can it also be pwincess theme?:3 -👑

Here you go!! I hope you like it!! :3 I don't know a whole lot about her but I've seen a bit of her so yeah lol

[elementcattos]

can I have tennesine please please please she's so cutesies I wanna squish her face and get irradiated

i love these "can I have this catto with a maximum half-life of Fifty Milliseconds pwetty pwease I don't mind a tiny little bit of cancer :3" type of asks fksdlgjd

[kneelingshadowsalome]

okay but WHAT IF

engel asks for a custom dildo specifically molded after his cock. könig gets it, he understands, she gets lonely when he’s not around, and as a gift he does allow her that one thing.

but suddenly, one day, while getting freaky, she pops the question, “what if i used your own cock on you?” and something like, “will you let me fuck you if i had a strap with your dick on it? will you take it like i did?” and she’s not even being dominant about it, she just babbles it out all cutesy and needy just how he likes it cause she knows that he could never say no to her when she’s like that.

and könig is just so conflicted. he wants to say no and abide by traditional norms of sex, but it’s his engel and not only that, but… you can’t tell me he wasn’t even remotely curious about exploring that particular side of sex, a woman lovingly fucking another man with a strap, something about being able to be completely and utterly vulnerable with her on that level, and feel pleasure from it all too… it’s like she’s reawakening something in him that he’s been shoving down for years because… issues…

what will könig do?

YES YES YESSS!! ❤️

I was thinking about this exact scenario and you're so lovely to send me such poetry about this because König getting pegged with his own dick?!??! I'm biting the dry wall, the screen, the bars of my enclosure because this would make his brain tick and itch and *explode*. Because:

1. Engel is a freaky girl and would def suggest something like this and in such a cute, adorable, innocent way too that König nearly melts on the spot.

2. And you're so right: he can't say no to her. He can't deny his sweet angel anything so of course she gets what she wants.

3. The thought of trying his own dick also does things to him. He doesn't know what it is and why the fuck would he even want to try it, but hey, it is what it is and he's going to take it like a man. (We already know it's his suppressed homoerotic tendencies having a ball here but would he ever acknowledge them in any way? Haha nope. Also even the thought of trying his own cock gives him some sort of sick satisfaction 👀)

4. "Will you take it like I did?" combined with Engel's *innocent angel blinking* would be the last straw. He can fucking take it, no problem.

5. König looks all but confident when the time comes though. Nu-uh, this was a big mistake, a huge mistake, what the hell, how can Engel take all of this—

Meanwhile Engel is like "Baby, are you okay? 😥"

König: "Ja ja ja, keep going, all good..."

6. Even with the proper prepping, the abundant encouragement and soft giggles he receives from his sweet angel, it's an arduous business! Most extreme things he has ever done, and that's saying something...

But because Engel is a sweet little thing, she makes love to him very gently and he ends up cumming in record time, all over himself, after sweating a bucket and gritting his teeth and shedding a few tears of love and frustration and pleasure ❤️

Engel looks a bit disappointed because "Already...?" :(( Does this mean no more pegging...?

(And also: did she do well? ❤️ Will she get treats and praises and kisses now? Maybe some fingering and tongue, pwetty please?)

[peachy-wolfhard]

Dating Leo II

a/n: I wanted to add more after I posted part one so here it is Bone Apple Teeth, I love leo sm so its LONG

Let me know if you would like to be on my tmnt taglist!

Warnings: swearing, grandchildren mention (splinter is gonna splinter), illness mention, insomnia, mentions of slapping leos bald head

Word count: 738 -woof

Insomnia gang

This turtle physically cannot sleep

When you don't spend the night he is CONSTANTLY texting you everything that comes to mind

“y/n…why is pizza a circle?” “idk lee can i come over :3” “yeth pls HURRY IM DYING HERE WITHOUT U”

Lying in his bed, cuddling, matching eyemasks ON, fan ON

Even with all of that, nothing works

The nights that the both of you are actually able to sleep he has a grasp on you

Holds you so close to him all the time, you guys are joined at the hip

Everyone besides Mikey and Splinter thinks you guys are gross

“You can't even say their names apart now it's ALWAYS Leo and y/n. You can't separate them they will DIE without each other”

“Calm down Mikey please you're scaring Shelldon”

Splinter is…well Splinter. He stays in your guys' relationship, with how dramatic you guys are he doesn't need his soaps

He loves to show you baby pictures of the boys esp the ones of Leo

((cough cough he definitely mentions grandchildren like the old man he is))

Bites all the time like anytime anywhere

Making breakfast peacefully listening to music- CHOMP

Getting ready for work- CHOMP

Dr. Delicate Touch has to intervene

Play fights with you in slow-motion

(slow motion voice) “yyy/nnn iiiimm goooinggg tooo kick your aaaasssss”

(also slow motion voice) “im gooonnnaaa kick yours firrrst”

HAND! HOLDING!

Initially, it started as a way to keep Leo from running off when exploring places, but then it turned into a regular thing

“My love, light of my life, future spouse eHEM!”

“What Leo”

“WHERE’S YOUR HAND I AM GOING TO DIE WITHOUT YOUR HAND IN MINE!! I ALREADY FEEL WEAK PLEASE I AM SUFFERING”

Absolute drama queen and don't get me started when he’s sick

Picture those old paintings of the sick children in bed, he’s that but dialed up to eleven

All he wants is cuddles and daytime television and don't you DARE come in between him and his Maury

Giving him medicine is surprisingly easy maybe it’s because he’s so out of it or maybe he’s just in love he’d let you do anything to him

But if you’re ever sick he does the exact same for you

If you fight medicine (just like me fr) he’s NOT afraid to use those ninja moves to get you to take your meds

Loves it when you read to him no matter what you are reading

Manga? Sign him up! Horror book? Let's get spooky! Sad book? I'll get the tissues! He just loves to hear your voice especially if you do different voices for the characters but not overly comedic voices, he’s here for the story!

Falls asleep listening to your voice with his head on your lap 99% of the time

Going to the Hidden City for date nights and getting up to absolute mischief

(having to then call Raph to come get you guys because you pissed someone off and just kicked their butt)

Speaking of the Hidden City! During their break in the Hidden City (when everyone gets arrested) you join Leo at the spa

After he gets kicked out he BEGS you to go to the creepy spa across the street with him

“Sorry sweetheart I too am in DIRE need of some relaxation plus it’s not often I’m in an exclusive club”

The moment he shows up with that gorgeous hair you’re suspicious

Texts you a selfie of his new hair with the creepy ass background

“Whatcha think? Even more handsome than normal? ;)” “go back to being bald i miss slapping ur bald head :(“

Anyway when he starts “sleepwalking” your immediate reaction is “Maybe it's the wig” but quickly forget all about it due to relaxation

“Um… yyyy/nnnn could you please help me out with one teeny tiny situation…? Please?”

Now you and Leo are on the case!

“Ooo lala finally some privacy ;)”

“Don't touch me until you’re bald AND we figure this out”

“Pwetty pwease? JUST ONE!”

“Fine, ONE kiss”

After the evil hair reveal and fighting with your boyfriend’s hair he's finally bald again

Leo explains the massage guy’s deal but it falls on deaf ears

“Hey, who’s that guy?” “He'sthe non-member we kicked out earlier!”

“I bet he and that human are the thieves. Call the cops”

After a quick stay in jail, you’re now peacefully back home