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i named my blog caterpisser because caterpee was taken but ive realized i can just add more es and then ppl wont comment on my blog name. just a glimpse into my stupid reality
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5 sexiest things a woman could wear
Full suit of armor
Just an oversized teeshirt
blood of her enemies
leather jacket
Super cool sword on her back
#Putting this on my main bc it needs to be said#Also could apply to men! I’m just not applying it to men cause I’m a lesbian. But definitely a lot of gender neutral things here#wlw post#me being annoying#funny#lesbian#Chappell roan#Kinda#tho this post was written before that#Lgbt
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#ordinary photo of yeti#they made astarion in a lab for me to be obsessed with.#like hottest man in game for me is halsin truthfully. astarion is my shitty little white dog with separation anxiety who bites people.#very different things. if i say i'm doing a playthrough as astarion that's when you put me down#main factor motivating me not to is i need to hear neil newbon's voice acting at least once a minute or i die.#i've got a dark urge concept rattling around the brain but i should maybe self-impose a gaming break and take care of. responsibilities 😐#babbling
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My experience with queer media lately:
#/pos btw#Queer#LGBTQ#Hannibal#Interview With The Vampire#IWTV#What We Do In The Shadows#WWDITS#Good Omens#GOMENS#Our Flag Means Death#OFMD#Do I put the main ships?#I'm putting the main ships#Hannigram#Loustat#Nandermo#Ineffable Husbands#Aziracrow#Blackbonnet#Gentlebeard
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This is my unethical polycule. The nonmonogamy is consensual and negotiated we're just evil in other ways.
#i thought about putting this on my main bc that's where i usually put my funnyman posts#but then I'd miss the joke of this coming from user astrid-beck#this is a blumendrei post but sorry for implying they negotiate their polyamory#critical role#blumendrei
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as funny as it is to say, "there's no such thing as a fish" is not actually true
"science doesn't know what a fish is" is really not true
"fish" is not a monophyletic category. there is no common ancestor of everything that we call a "fish," and none of the things that we don't
"fish" is a paraphyletic category -- and a useful one! marine biologists use it! "fish" describes a general body plan and lifestyle. it is useful to be able to talk about coelacanths and tuna in a shared category, though coelacanths are more closely related to us than to tuna.
where this bugs me is the repetition of the idea that "scientists" are hidebound and uncreative, unable to comprehend anything that doesn't conform to a specific idea of categorization -- when this is fundamentally untrue! we know perfectly well what a "fish" is. the fact that it's a paraphyletic group is only confounding to pop science, as a funny factoid, not to anyone who actually understands what a paraphyletic group is.
#bird original#science#pop science#fish#marine biology#biology#scicomm#putting this in main tags bc it came up recently and has been itching in my brain ever since
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I Saw the TV Glow is such a uniquely, devastatingly queer story. Two queer kids trapped in suburbia. Both of them sensing something isn’t quite right with their lives. Both of them knowing that wrongness could kill them. One of them getting out, trying on new names, new places, new ways of being. Trying to claw her way to fully understanding herself, trying to grasp the true reality of her existence. Succeeding. Going back to help the other, to try so desperately to rescue an old friend, to show the path forward. Being called crazy. Because, to someone who hasn’t gotten out, even trying seems crazy. Feels crazy. Looks, on the surface, like dying.
And to have that other queer kid be so terrified of the internal revolution that is accepting himself that he inadvertently stays buried. Stays in a situation that will suffocate him. Choke the life out of him. Choke the joy out of him. Have him so terrified of possibly being crazy that he, instead, lives with a repression so extreme, it quite literally is killing him. And still, still, he apologizes for it. Apologizes over and over and over, to people who don’t see him. Who never have. Who never will. Because it’s better than being crazy. Because it’s safer than digging his way out. Killing the image everyone sees to rise again as something free and true and authentic. My god. My god, this movie. It shattered me.
#i saw the tv glow#I saw the tv glow spoilers#it is SUCH a queer story#the disassociation. the hiding in fiction to feel alive.#the horror of watching time tick by and knowing you’re not who you’re meant to be#the unique paralysis of staying put in hell because it’s safer than what might be over the horizon#the tragedy of trying to help someone who isn’t ready to be helped#god it’s so much. god. rarely do I walk out of a film and just stare soundlessly into space#anyway. please see this movie. although I sort of hope if you’re reading this post it’s cuz you already have#eta: I used he because the main character never quite vocalizes another pronoun#but this is SUCH a trans story. suuuuch a trans story. it is not even a little subtle#it’s so good and so so painful
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*Married life playing in the background
This idea was probably funnier in my head
#sansmaeda#sansmaeda wedding#undertale#danganronpa#nagito komaeda#sans undertale#meme post#I swear there's a reason why not everyone attended in nagito's side#no one wanted to go in the first place#sdr2#fanart#so for the record:#Ibuki DID attend but could't stay put for 5 minutes so she got bored and left#Teruteru is still pretty angry and bitter at Nagito#Hiyoko couldn't care less and thought it was gross#Akane saw no reason to go since her main source of food wouldn't go (Teruteru)#And spoiler alert but Chiaki's fucking dead lmao#she would've gone tho#probably#Also pretend nagito's using really good foundation on his hand cuz I totally forgot about his metal arm
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if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about
#i'd have like. five. which isn't a lot but IT KEEPS HAPPENING#stranger things#platonic stobin#steddie#steve harrington#robin buckley#eddie munson#here we go again boys#i've had this floating in my head for a Minute and i was like#nah i'm not gonna do it#maybe i'll anonymously write a fic#but no we're mombin posting on main#i think on twt we agreed it's a 'what's the worst that could happen' situation#platonic co parents can be so so so personal#also i have One more stobin wip and then bg3 again i swear#when i have a baby i Will be putting my giant black wings on beforehand#they have to know what kind of family they're coming into#cw pregnancy
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#destiel meme news#destiel meme#news#united states#us news#us politics#joe biden#president biden#2024 presidential race#2024 elections#oh no#oh god oh fuck what now#2024 presidential election#i AM tagging this one#supernatural#and#destiel#i never put my posts in the main tags but i am this time because jesus fucking christ
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being in a small fandom means that i will occasionally find a blog dedicated to that small fandom and me jumpscared by my OWN ART reblogged on their account while im scrolling on it
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Yeehaw 🐄
#hoof draws#suggestive#<-- for real . debated putting this on main#anyway .. the inherent eroticism of cattle rustling (?)
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happy 10 year anniversary to the most out of left field fucked up backstory reveal of all time (and my favorite gf episode)
#tales of the wild zeep#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#yea i'm putting this in the main tags. come at me
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
#dashboard#staff#tumblr update#comic#art#doodles#costco ceo about the price of a hot dog.png#i refuse to believe this is a real problem that site owners think people have#frankly i refuse to believe people had this issue with deviantart before eclipse#i am sorry you have to put about 15 minutes of effort into understanding a new website. feel better soon#my main blog doesn't have it yet but i logged into here to make this post and. i have it#this is fucking terrible. it would ahve been really really funny for april fools day but not as a permanent change#i hate it a Lot. i hate it so fucking much. oh . my god.#edit - guys i amnot actually sending de*th threats to staff it's the costco hot dog meme
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"it feels like just yesterday you wanted to kick me in the throat..."
"that WAS yesterday! good times..."
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#“warm laugh of fond reminiscence” really cracked me up i just had to#this is actually from a while ago but i forgotto post it#sometimes theyre like a skecth comedy group to me..........#this isnt really#chilaios#but ill tag it anyways#chilchuck#laios#thats all the tags ill put i suppose#actually. should i risk it and main tag. sure#dungeon meshi
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the hand that drops his helm fists gently in her locs, holding her to him as she drags him closer by his cloak, closer, closer, never close enough
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A rainy kiss for all you lovely people. I know we're having A Time right now but this fandom has been so invigorating to me as an artist and it's full of the coolest and most talented people and I'm happy to be part of it.
(sign the petition if you haven't already!)
#getting mushy on main don't WORRY about it#oshamir#my art#the acolyte#in this specific scenario they just killed heeeeeella people and she got really scared for the first time of losing him; hence kiss#I always put him screen right why do I do that#renew the acolyte
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