#putting him in a jar & shaking him.

[christadeguchi]

i'm picking him up like he's loot dropped on the dungeon floor for being too annoying and putting him in my pocket

[mebssann]

bby girlifies your 50+ year old sad man

[hekissesme]

Nothing could've prepared me for the man Jeremy is, okay? NOTHING, with his fucking yoyo and his cardboard dog and beginner to ceramics class. Okay. No warning would've worked

[faerie-fang]

the winter king is sooo tumblr sexyman yes but can we talk about the candy queen being the best representation of your average tumblr user with Blorbo Disease — her fucking song???? “AND SO IM GONNA PUT YOU INTO A BLENDER WITH MEE, SET THE OVEN TO THREE HUNDRED AND FIFTY DEGREEES” nooo one understands love/obsession except for her and all of us

[p4nishers]

sam vimes is actually the character ever. when we meet him he's absolutely fucking WASTED in a gutter bc he's grieving a subordinate and a friend. he gets his shit together bc he's an adrenaline junkie. he told the patriarch of ankh morpork to shut up TWICE in like, five minutes (and vetinari let him). he annoyes rich people constantly and consistently. he has arrested two armies (INCLUDING his own city's). he survived being chased by werewolves. he's "vetinari's terrier". he recognizes ankh morpork streets by the feel of different COBBLES under his too thin boots. he's sober but keeps a half empty bottle in his drawer to keep himself in check. assassins have tried and FAILED to assassinate him countless times. he can make armor look rumpled. he HATES kings and gods and journalists and kings and stupid rich ppl. when he's angry he punches the wall outside of vetinari's office and vetinari LETS HIM. he's malewife. he's so so great.

[claudia-lioncourt]

JACOB ANDERSON as Louis de Pointe du Lac and ASSAD ZAMAN as Armand INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE, Season 2 Episode 5: "Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape"

[taintedcigs]

i love watching stranger things when im having a bad day cuz no matter what kind of a day im having i just know steve harrington is having a worse one.

[elalalune]

*shakes him*

(Wonderland au)

[r-aindr0p]

Sorry for the spam I thought I was done with the Rollo shitposts for a few days until I read chapter 4 of the event but no chapter 3 had shitpost material, he’s so salty and just suddenly has a burst of empathy, bro you ok ?

[lc710v]

ridicule the amazingly tiny alien

[bluebeesknees]

*squeezes suguru like a stressball*

[magspeaches]

“If you have any last words, make it quick.”

When you’ve been playing with your food and your food starts to play back.

[icras]

He has consumed me i cannot stop thinking about Him

[angelcake10023]

“You ever just wanna…” Part 2

Bonus:

He’s fine I promise

[chicinlicin]

i wanna put sholmes in a blender

[dykealloy]

wano thoughts @andaniellight