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narr-narr · 1 year ago

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Yeah.

Roulette didn't give me the cool guys. (Sans, Alphys, Asriel )

It just give me

YoUr BeST FrIEnD.

#undertale #my art #sketch #flowey #alphys #i love undertale #undertale fanart #undertale alphys #undertale frisk #frisk #chara #omega flowey #your best friend #put him in a big big blender

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lesboficfanatic · 2 months ago

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working on some Big D character studies!

I love this big silly man he’s so fun

Nearly all from screenshots I’ll color them next

#Big D #hunter the parenting #htp #htp big d #sketchs #fan art #hes so unfairly pretty #But also. Gremlin man #A middle eastern meat slab who I want to bundle in blankets tell him he’s doing a fine job with his kids #And put him in a blender idk #I’m so not normal about my favs #As one can see

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ciderjacks · 10 months ago

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fav faces I’ve drawn him

#chilchuck #chucklefuck #Chilchito #Chuck #chilcharles #Chil. Uh. Chilcharlito #Cockcheck #I love putting him in bad situations I like to see how he reacts #In that way he’s like a bug to me #Throws him in a big blender and presses GO #spinnnnnnnnnnnnn

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misterjoester · 12 days ago

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They nailed the stupid pouty lip/hip combo I'm gonna scream I need him so bad it makes me look stupid

#dio brando #i did buy him but it will be a long time before he comes home #i want to put him in the blender the microwave the oven the washer the dryer and then freeze him into a big ice cube #then melt him and put him under my pillow like a tooth for the tooth fairy #phantom blood #dio tag

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jimmyspades · 11 months ago

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#putting him a blender #sorry he’s been through so much already. but I’m turning him into a smoothie and drinking him in one big gulp #i need him like popeye needs spinach #james spader #crash 1996 #*

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slashing-bunni-farm · 1 year ago

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My pathetic wet rat who I love very much

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feliciadraws · 7 months ago

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👁️ W I T N E S S 👁️

- I've been meaning to do something with Onmyoji, the awesome @bamboorocket's Lancer AU!Waka, for a while now, but since it's Bamboo's birthday I went ahead and did a thing inspired by the current campaign she's playing him in as a birthday present!

So without further ado, Happy Birthday to the awesome @bamboorocket! Thank you so much for being one of the coolest, most awesome friends I could ever ask for 🎂🌙✨

#happy birthday bamboo!#hope you like this dark horror flavoured pic of your boi going through it #pray for him he's going through it hehe #look we both show our undying love and appreciation for this man by putting him in a blender #so it figures that I would do something like this for your birthday hehe #and yeah in the current campaign bamboo is playing him he is going through it #ugh I probably should have dialed the effects back you can't see shizz #but at least I managed to get the glowy blue moon tribe lines on his suit #and his shiny eyes too #bamboo headcanons waka to have dark brown eyes with gold eyeshine so I included that since onmyoji is based on bamboo's headcanons #also realised i forgot his reflective hair :/ *clown moment*#also the big glowing eye thing in the background was hard as well #basically the lancer campaign module that bamboo is playing has this thing called witness #it's a kind of weird telepathy thing that functions a lot like the echo in ffxiv #and because of what it's called I went for an eye motif #and now for the tags (how the frick do I even tag this)#okami #okami(?)#okami waka #waka #okami fanart #my artwork #lancer rpg #lancer ttrpg #lancer #lancer au #crossover fanart

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the-one-who-lambs · 11 months ago

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bamsara's ramble about their own au has me thinking about Risen Lamb/Fallen God Lambert and their issues but I wanna finish revising the other smutfic i went back to edit today because I'm almost done w it nyway ARGH

#hey you're trying to get Narinder to adjust + settle and trying to get him to like you?#analyze your own issues because your current approach sees his behavior as your obstacle and you need to address YOURS #hannah's rambles #Y'all remember that scene w Lamb and Clauneck in Chapter 5? Yeah.#Clauneck was basically telling them #bc their own attitude + behavior is just as much of if not MORE of an obstacle than Narinder's (fading) hostility towards them #They've messed up with him but they're gonna have a BIG fuckup that sets up the last arc #And everything is gonna crash and burn for a bit. God I can't wait to put this lamb in a FUCKING blender #And that's not even TOUCHING the absolute fuckery that happened between (“Lambert”) and Juno #<- their name in parentheses because they had a name back then and it wasn't the name Narinder gave them #I've decided what it is and when I think I'm gonna reveal it but I'm still working out the finer details of the scene #writing talk

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weewoow-20706030 · 2 years ago

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Me when someone doesn't like a character I like: that's ok, everyone is entitled to their own opinion ☺️☺️

Also me: shut up shut up shut up shut up with your bad taste, how could you not like them?? They are perfect in every way fathomable.

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busiest-bee · 7 months ago

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What if I was sad about Him

What then

#not art #new guy added to my list of characters I keep in my brain to rattle around when I’m lonley #and unfortunately for both me and the characters. I am lonley Most of the time #Mr. Sebastion Solace please be friends with me #I *WILL* get u out of there #I’m gonna put him in a blender /pos #his claw hands entice me #and his big stupid fish tail delights me

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hauntedillustrator · 7 months ago

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Currently working on a sketch of one of my ocs! His name is Francis Smith and he is VERY babygirl malewife, trust me

I adore him

#my ocs #oc #oc art #digital art #art #artists on tumblr #silly fella #I adore him #I wanna put him in a blender and then drink him #He's so sunshine #Francis let me give you a big smooch bbg #Francis gives free hugs #he's so bbg #he's so silly #PRETTY MAN!!#I am perfectly normal about him...

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turnedpalefromlackofsun · 8 months ago

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Impossible not to nut on sight

Flametoys always knows what's up

Like hot DAMN

#dude. for science id let him do anything to me #come on big boy tear me to shreds. put me in a blender

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occult-roommates · 2 years ago

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I was too embarrassed to put it in the tag of that previous post but when early on in the blog it was a running thing that Dawud hates wearing shirt it was 25% to imply he’s autistic with sensory issues, and 75% for my own personal eye candy 🥴

#elouan's rambling #weirdly enough it did start getting rarer after the chapter where audrey told him #he got diagnosed with ASD as a child and his parents just never told him #i no longer need to imply it now that it's canon #...i should put in my to do list one of those lingerie post like Dan and Ralf #i mean the Dan one was pretty much a shitpost but he slayed the big naturals still #tbh i think if u put dan ralf and dawud in a blender u'd get my perfect man

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avatarofthetired · 6 months ago

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SO THATS WHAT 161 MEANT

Hes so silly like that he wanted to be a big archivist and get professional respect

Hes just a little guy with Boss Man Goals

jonathan jarchivist sims is such a funny character bc. wdym he lied and said he was ten years older then he actually was because he wanted to seem professional. god i love him

#the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #the entirety of the birthday tapes were just so #alsjdjakdkakd #because he was so professional and really just playing the role of Big Bods #he sounded so young but wanted to be Big Boss yk #and he was so disoriented by the change in his plans and the surprise #which is #i want to put him in a blender #<- that

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warrior-of-storms · 2 months ago

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My life is one never-ending side quest when it comes to writing because tell me why I finished investigation chapter 6 (currently in editing, I'm sorry it's taking so long, I promise I'm working on it! My editor has looked it over I just need to fix it) and instead of, I don't know, editing the thing I need to edit for my editor or working on chapter 7 or starting to edit EGHMO or doing literally any other WIP, I started yet another side project?

Anyway the file name is "The arranged marriage fic that will end *editor*'s whole career". I just know he's gonna hate me for this one lol

#warrior's thoughts #this one isn't even threadverse or anything #i just had the idea and was like “welp writing time”#my editor is my best friend and i live to make him suffer <3 #he's a big history buff and if i put in too many historical anachronisms i think he'll be in my walls lol #unfortunately for him #we are putting history in a blender setting it to high and making a mess of the results #you best believe this will be more or less comic-accurate but historical accuracy can die by my blade just this once #anyway basic outline i have so far is black widow get assigned to kill bruce wayne and has to marry him for *waves hand vaguely* reasons #in order to get close enough to do that #but she slowly falls in love with him and realizes she can't go through with it #natasha ship that isn't winterwidow?? from me?? shocking i know #the crime against history

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undercover-bun-etc · 3 months ago

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Babygirl why are you so hard to draw

#said babygirl is literally starscream. he has taken my brain #he is very much my favorite little guy to draw rn but also i wish to put him in a blender #pretty boy is getting an entire spread in my sketchbook #which is a very big deal due to my dislike of filling up entire spreads #undercover speaks

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