#purr machine
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go kitty go :3 animated comm for @rustre ! tysm <3
comm slots for september are still open!!!
ᶜᵒᵐᵐᶦˢˢᶦᵒⁿ ˢʰᵉᵉᵗ | ᵏᵒᶠᶦ
#furry#shibarks#my art#commissions open#anthro#furry commissions#artists on tumblr#sfw furry#charr#guild wars 2#gw2#purr machine
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#purr machine#she breaks the skin#dracula - king of vampires (a 100th anniversary tribute)#goth rock
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Second time I met Oreo - a 14 year old cat my daughter's family just acquired (along with Sam the part-Bengal) she climbed onto my shoulder and my ex was able to snap this on his phone.
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my love is mine all mine
#i got a cat at the start of september#and hes become my whole world i just love him#i know this comes across as a memorial post but no hes very much alive and happy#i just love him an exhorbitant amount and take lots of comfort in his fluffy body#his name is wizard but i call him a variety of other names like:#wiz#mister man#mister magic#mister magic man#bubba/bubby#he likes to bite at my feet when im late giving him breakfast#and he purrs so loud and snuggles up with me in bed#he likes to sit in my bathroom sink for some reason#and likes to lick my kitchen sink#he watches the washing machine while its on#and has a hammock he dozes in every day#i love him excessively#and spoil him very much
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I HC WITH MY POWERFULL MIND THAT ENTRAPTA LIKES TO STUDY HORDAK ANATOMY BCUZ HE'S THE FIRST ALIEN SHE EVER SEEN (or second bcuz adora ☝️)
One more under da read more 🤭🤭🤭🤭
I ALSO HC THAT SHE GOT MORE INTO HIS ANATOMY BCUZ SHE NOTICED A WEIRD PURR LIKE SOUND AND THOUGHT THAT IT WAS THE MACHINES, BUT ALAS, ITS HORDAK (she just discovered that bcuz she was hiding on the ventilation pipes and the noise stopped)
ITS NOT AN ACTUAL ORIGINAL HC BUT HEY, FANFIC THATS EVEN BETTER 😈😈😈😈😈 (made by @solcaeruleus aka the entrapdak CEO)
#she ra and the princesses of power#spop#she ra#entrapdak#entrapta#hordak#his purr sounds like a cat purr AND a machine#AND NO#ITS NOT ORIGINAL FROM ME#And tHERES A FANFIC EXCLUSIVELY FOR THAT
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@lazitoelgato
What greater gift than the love of a cat ♡
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#ask-Sebastian#🥝🍪#Beyoncé - TEXAS HOLD 'EM#ZEE MACHINE - Fucking Myself#Kiwi wiggles too#Spotify#MDNI#or do#we are all free beans around here#I won't tell Bobby if you do#don't worry#Bobby wouldn't do anything#but Bobby would probably watch you#while you're listening and vibing#because Bobby likes to see you happy#such a Gentleman#you could give Bobby a little pat pat now and then#make him purr#make him shake#make him beg for more#but make Bobby earn it
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Love it when I innocently go to get water in the middle of the night and I glance in the window above the sink and there are FUCKING EYES there watching me and I have to not scream so as to not wake up everyone within an eleven-mile radius because it's just the little old cat that convinces me nightly to let him into my bed like nonsexually motivated Zeus and then I get to haul the furry little bustard (affectionate) inside and start up the purr machine
#cat#cats#my cat <3#funny#funny shit#funny stuff#shitpost#funny post#ha ha funny#ha ha ha#haha funny#haha#shitposting#sillyposting#i love my cat#hes just a little guy#a little purr machine if you will#lol#weird humor#tumblr humor#humour#humor#comedy
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loser thing scribbles
#ashkuyo scribble the other day made me miss drawing her#tsukuyo and the relationships i have made up for her my beloved...#the sana one is her playing a mr purrs crane machine for her btw. i didnt know how to show that#the colored one in the middle is unrelated to the three scribbles i just ended up with that#magia record#ashkuyo
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Since we’re talking cats, CAN SOLAR FLARE PURR I NEED TO KNOW
That is a good question.
HEY YO MONTY DID U GIVE SOLAR FLARE PURRING ABILITIES???
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He says maybe.
#i mean he IS a machine and technically machines do purr/whirr#ill come home later and think about it more cause the beans donntt??#but *i can use that for situations*#anon what have u done
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Went to a town's festival that is a 91 year old's thing for tractors. He calls every farmer to bring theirs. 200+ of them. God I wish I could be like that.
#Tractor be upon ye#These machines Purr#They're like 100+ years old some of them#I took a million pictures of tractor paint peeling#tractors
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" Say, Iyoghurt, what's with you and Puck ? Do you know each other ?? "
// I am... so sorry Iago...
Iyoghurt? Iyoghurt?
Iago stares at her unblinkingly for a while before they finally break, faking a small gasp and gesturing to themselves, "Oh, me? You're talking to me? Iago? Ee-Ah-Go? Apologies, Babette, I couldn't tell considering how brutally you butchered the name. Or perhaps that was a sneeze?"
They wave their hand dismissively to (hopefully) brush that little nickname into oblivion before they actually answer her. "I have never seen him before in my life," they say, deadpan, as they continue to brush the hair of their brother sitting criss-cross in front of them. His tail softly thumps against Iago's leg, content. His eyes are even closed when they lean to the side, pretending to look at him curiously, "He must be some kind of lost pup. Or maybe a leech."
They amuse themselves with the irony of such accusation, considering they are the one who decided to chase this little gaggle of adventurers across the Sword Coast all the way back to Baldur's Gate again. They're definitely more likely the leech in this scenario.
"We're twins, if you'll believe it," they answer truthfully after a moment, softening their tone, remembering they're supposed to be nicer. Friendly. Especially since Puck seems to be absolutely smitten with this seamstress. "Couldn't you tell?"
#sparing us all iagos insane era by skipping over/ignoring the . idk months (??) that they lied to everyone. something more wholesome#i have adams permission to steal puck for a moment. making him purr like cat rn#sorry theyre an asshole theyre working on it#iago and puck abusing the fuck out of the 'dont we look so alike' joke#theyre so annoying#hi babs ive heard so much about you ^-^#bloodyarn#★. *・。━━━ 🪤 stupid intruders ~ inbox#★. *・。━━━ 🎱 an extraordinary machine ~ ic
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scare the hoes more and keep yapping about ekky (& others) getting used to maffhew, it delights me. and say even more about how sasha handles this feral and sweet omega that gets dropped into his orbit. smth smth “feels like i’ve known him 10 years” or whatever vows sasha recited to the press, cameras, and god
apparently we are taking more tumblr user ratatatastic abo yap thoughts for 500 may god hear our screams up wherever he is. big man in the sky you fuckin owe me one.
i think theres so much in particular to say in concerns of 1619 and how quickly they gelled irl but even more so in an abo au
ive always enjoyed when people assign matthew stronger scents that take getting used to if you don't like it already and i know ive read a fic where his scent notes did skew towards stronger cinnamon foods/drinks
anyways on that note it wouldnt surprise me that sasha takes so easy to this spicy little omega.
Like of course he does, he smells like the pastries he used to eat back at home, the pastries he eats now because he's found an established Finnish bakery down here that makes them homemade every morning, the bakery he likes to frequent with the other Finns when he can.
Is it ever a wonder that the cute omega that sent him such a terribly sweet text when the trade news broke out (you know, after the initial excitement worn off because Sasha does chuckle at memory of the brash "Fucking, right!" that pinged on his phone the very first time from an unknown number) smells like... home... No matter all the rumours that have swirled around Matthew, the rumours Sasha has personally experienced himself playing against him...he smells nostalgic. Like Sasha could be at home right now—you know, home home—lounging outside his cottage with tea and pastries on the little table that he's set out. The warm cinnamon that wafts from the typically sterile room they've assigned for pressers smells divine, for lack of a better word. It smells indulgent. Because Sasha can't have those homely pastries all the time, what, with his training regiment.
It's why he doesn't quite believe it that Matthew's the one that's the centre of it all. He's absolutely convinced he's hallucinating because the season is about to start and he's had to cut back on all his favourite sweets as much as it pains him to but for the betterment of the team? He'd do anything. And yet despite the way he rubs at his nose to at least try to clear it, he smells that cinnamon. That cinnamon that's definitely coming from new omega they traded over who's laughing so obnoxiously at the lectern they have set up that if his scent didn't catch your attention, his loud mannerisms certainly did. His voice is practically bouncing off the walls in big loud echoes that should hurt Sasha’s ears. Emphasis on should. As it is he finds his heart melting more than it should instead.
It's been quite a long time since someone's scent has moved him this much. All the people that have, have been in his life for so long he's forgotten what it's like to feel instant scent compatibility. His nostrils are flaring and he's trying his best not to open his mouth to huff in big gulps of it because it's rather impolite to be so obviously scenting the new guy. It could be misconstrued as Sasha taking offence to the new presence in the room.
Some part of his brain is still trying to catch up to the idea that Matthew even smells at all because the first time he met him (down here for some joint offseason ice-time) he didn't particularly smell like much, if at all really. Whether it's because he put on blockers to not intrude on pack territory until he smelled more like them, or he was still on suppressants even in the summer, Sasha wasn't sure and he definitely wasn't going to ask about it.
Known him for 10 years? He feels like he's known him his whole life. But 10's a safe number, 10's a number that won't scare off this new omega, right? 10's a number that conveys "As Captain I want this to work out, I'm opening up my pack for you, I won't shun you, you're welcome here," and not "If I stick my nose in your neck right now to scent you, they're gonna have to forcibly evict me from the new home I've found in you, and it's not gonna be a pretty outcome."
It's also why he's a little nervous when Media Day is over because despite how much it dragged along in years past it practically blitzed by and now Sasha has to—
You know, properly scent the new addition. Give them the purring acceptance of their Pack leader's scent to carry with them. And it's nothing big, it's just some chaste wrist rubbing... something subtle and not too overwhelming for everyone: the pack, and the newcomer alike. It's not like Sasha is going to mouth at Matthew's neck glands. He doesn't think he can even handle that right now but that's a problem for future Sasha—for when Matthew is really part of the pack and not like a goldfish in a plastic bag being dunked into an aquarium to get used to the water temperature. He just has to rub his wrist against his, it's like basic Alpha etiquette. It'll be fine, mostly. He hopes.
And it's as anticlimactic as he thought it'd be: gentle reintroductions and reignited chatter of excitement about the new season that's about to start... maybe just with the new lingering scent of sweet and spice in the background as if someone lit up a candle without Sasha even noticing it. It's a struggle to keep his eyes from closing from how heavy they feel, from how relaxed he feels in the presence of this new omega he knows has pissed him off on several occasions as composed as he was about it.
Matthew presents his wrist in a flourish successfully managing to divert his attention back to what they're supposed to be doing all alone like this in the dressing room like this, "I'm sure you've been dying to do this huh, Cap?"
Sweat starts to break out at the back of his neck. He knows? Sasha doesn't think he's been sending off any signals that could've hinted otherwise but Sasha admits that he's well out of practise, he hasn't had to reign in his scent this much in such a long time, and maybe Matthew picked up his weird fixation—
Matthew waggles his eyebrows for extra effect an offbeat later when the joke doesn't seem to land the way he wanted it to.
Oh, thank Christ, he's just teasing him. It's a joke. He doesn't actually mean it in the way Sasha thought he meant.
"Yes. Yes, I have," Sasha chuckles in relief, shaking his head at Matthew's attempt to lighten the mood.
"10 years, or so I've heard, bud."
"You heard? Uh, listened to the..." he trails off.
"Kinda hard not to when the setup made it sound like you were in the middle of the Earth, my guy. I don't think my ears are ever gonna recover from that."
"It's the first day for everyone," Sasha lightly chastises, not particularly aggrieved at all but wanting to keep up the banter to stall for time, so he can prepare himself. Quite honestly he feels like travelled back in time to the young anxious Alpha he was breaking out into the league for the first time.
"Be gentle, I bruise easily."
"Right, gentle. I'll treat you better than my clothes on the delicate cycle."
"Is that supposed to be a line?" Matthew says in glee, his voice pitching into incredulity.
"Line like fishing?"
"Oh, come on! You know what I'm talking about! You've been in this country long enough to pick up on that!"
"Yes, yes, that."
Matthew shoves at his shoulder playfully. "Just go on and do the thing already."
"Doing the thing."
Matthew snorts but his wrist is limp in Sasha’s hold. And as much as it was a dumb joke he does feel delicate between his fingers like that. So delicate that when he rubs his own wrist against his—to transfer over their pack scent—he feels like he's going to break it if he holds onto it for too long. It's why he drops it as quick as he took it, hands scrambling to his sides in an effort to remain polite but also to get a handle on himself so his pheromones don't go haywire with the new stimulus. It's a bit of a losing battle because he knows his scent just. But he can play it off as the excitement of an Alpha being able to claim another member to his pack, it's a possessive kind of thing.
"Well, see you around! Call it a hunch but I have a feeling we'll be seeing more of each other." And the joke wasn't funny the first time, truly the equivalent of leaning on the office fax machine and going "You come here often?" to your coworkers who just want to get their work done—and just as sleazy too with the greasy grin Matthew has permanently stuck to his face but Sasha still laughs like he did the first time he heard it.
And it's only now that Matthew is gone that Sasha realises the room smells strongly of cinnamon, so potent that anyone with a working nose would be able to tell that. Like Matthew was doing his best to ease Sasha’s obvious nerves when Sasha should've been the one to calm the omega who's been uprooted from their own pack and thrown into a completely new environment, himself.
"Jesus, it reeks in here. Smells like cinnamon," Aaron wrinkles his nose, wandering back in after his own media duties were done, finding Sasha all alone in the locker rooms.
"It does?" Like he can't tell the room smells like the equivalent of someone knocking over a Yankee Candle into an open fire.
"Yeah, like an awful lot." Aaron scrunching up his nose, trying to fight off an incoming sneeze. "It's strong," he says without thinking, swallows before his eyes shift over to Sasha and then to the floor, "Not bad just... strong..." The I can get used to it is left unspoken between them.
"I like it," Sasha admits because if Aaron is confessing to things without thinking then he might as well too. They've known each other long enough.
"I can tell." Aaron snorts, "You reek too."
Sasha lets out a questioning little noise, tilts his head to the side as he silently urges Aaron to continue.
"You have no idea what cinnamon and cardamom smell like together, do you? I feel like I walked into a bakery when I should be at the gym right now."
"Is that bad?"
"For you? No, of course not," Aaron's eyes soften, and while his scent wasn't anywhere close to abrasive, it does lighten up just a tad bit in the presence of his pack Alpha. "For me? I'd rather dunk my head in a bucket of coffee beans." A bit of an exaggeration on Aaron's part but the wry grin he has on really adds to the fact he's just joking—just a little, maybe there's some truth hidden in there. He knows how Aaron is, the way he tries to downplay anytime he bristles about something. Peace and vibes, and all that.
So Sasha can joke as well, "Forsy's stall is over there," and motions his head towards it across the room.
"Oh, hilarious."
"If I was funny I would say jock."
"You know, what? I think I will hit the gym today, thanks for reminding me."
"Mmm, anytime." And when Aaron's half out the door he adds, "Ask the staff where they put the jerseys we used today!"
"I'm going! To the gym!" he echoes back, not bothering to turn around as he shuffles down the hall in a hurry, and decidedly not going in the direction of the gym. It's not surprising when he hears chatter pick up and shoes scuffing briskly into the direction of the laundry rooms.
#ask#instead of actually writing the things i wanted to get done i did this instead thanks guys#not to “controversially new hot younger girlfriend” maffhew but im gonna#timeline here doesnt make sense like quote wise so like you know#chat... matthew was not joking when he said well be seeing more of each other#he was fully intending to sit on that knot the first time he saw sasha#sasha is just dumb#god can you just imagine the ways in which maffhew would drive this nice polite alpha absolutely insane#can you imagine the way sasha accidently brushes his hand across the back of his neck because hes trying to wrap an arm around his shoulder#in camaraderie and sasha is so apologetic about it because dynamic classes in finland are intense and hes so remorseful about it#and then in the midst of all that maffhew just turns into this little purr machine and sasha is like oh i think i touched a button i should#not have touched at all oh god oh fuck#and maffhews like mmm? whyd you stop#pan to sasha silently freaking out#not to say sasha doesnt enjoy scruffing his omegas because they love it but he hasnt met one who enjoys it as much as maffhew does#and it kinda fucks him up#also speaking to ekky getting used to maffhews scent like oh boy i can see sooooo many ways that can go down like maffhew is respectful#of ekkys boundaries but also at some point ekky has had enough time to mope and for lack of a better word he does need to grow up#which is why maffhew starts off subtly you know standing on the dman side of the lockers for a few minutes. chatting up the guys over there#before ekky walks in you know leave a ghost of his scent around. its not strong and its not offensive but it certainly is there#eventually he just full on starts chucking his dirty socks at ekky after games#going oops sorry missed the bin didnt mean to snipe you (he absolutely did. he gets extra points if he hits ekkys face!)#sometimes a stray jersey too. if he really wants to make ekky mad he will just slingshot his biohazard-in-training-jock over.#i also think when ekky gets the yips when he starts pacing a little harder than usual when his chuckles turn a little too nervous#maffhew has enough and just like a worried hen of a men just manhandles ekky around in his arms and shoves at him till he puts his nose#in his neck and ekkys arguing the whole time like this isnt necessary im fine-#and matthews like right im sure thats why your teeth are chattering worse than a fucking woodchipper eh?#ekky cant really reply to that and maffhew tells him to just shut up and start sniffing#and it does help and he hates that he admits maffhew was right that he just needed to be clucked over by another omega#opening yapdoras box the lot of you. utterly awful. I HAVE THINGS TO DOOOOOOOOOOOO
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And have a Jessica, I still miss her even today, but she was around 20 years old ( and funny enough even her mother was still live when this picture was taken )
#[ OOC ] ── * MUN ( 𝘪 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘢 )#( jessica was the queen )#( the actual cat we adopted when she was a kitty. jack was found. poppy was found. strays turning up here )#( i need to find a picture of poppy. rip too. but poppy was the sweetest )#( if u ever love when cats purr then poppy would PURR PURR. the purring machine )
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My cat just died.
#i dont even have any pictures of her on my phone#cause i havent been able to get the stuff off the old one that got run over#she was 14 and i picked her out myself. the little black one#and i still have to go to work tomorrow for another 1#12 hour shift like#Zoe's gone#my little purr machine
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