#puppy!patton

[bon-pack-5]

Patton being too rough with Virgil and the condom breaks but Patton is so close, Virgil tells him to pull out but too late, he breeds Virgil and knots him

Virgil is obviously upset but also loves the feeling of being bred, Patton can't help but keep cumming too and whining and apologizing.

Virgil is like "huff, whatever I guess it's fine, just cuddle me you mutt" and Patton is more than happy too

[loganslowdown4]

This past week my dad got my mom a Scottish Terrier puppy—

So, me being a huge nerd, I took the logical next step…

‘YOU CAN CONJURE PUPPIES????’

[lots-of-janus]

guess who’s back, back again

Back with Sno Day

And my favorite

bonus a literal orange

[exsqueezememacaroni]

ahhhh, finally - i present to you Joe Giron's floofiest Mike Patton

photos, of course, by Joe Giron, 11/17/1994

[prodigal-explorer]

multiple people on this app are calling patton "a puppy of a man" and it's making me want to tear off all my skin

[doodledaf]

WIP of one section of a sanders sides piece I'm working on (for the past 2 months) ! ヽ(*⌒▽⌒*)ﾉ

Y'all, I got 20 hours on this and I just started line-art

[darkboysroadtrip]

I just got a new puppy and that's making me wonder if any of the boys have pets? (Has this been asked) -Bubble

"Puppy!" Patton almost yells the word before remembering that they're still in the library.

"We have a dog" Roman says, "she's a cute russet Snickerdoodle! I wish we could have brought her with us."

"She is doing better with her sitter than she would have on this trip" Logan says, "we had no idea what would happen it was a sound idea to leave her."

Roman juts out his bottom lip, "I know but, counter point: I love her."

"Counter counter point: that is precisely why she's not here"

"Doesn't mean I have to like it" Roman mutters.

Dee answers before there's time for Roman to start whining, "I used to have a snake, I'm thinking about getting another when this is all done."

"That was a nice snake... I wonder where it went" Remus thinks.

Dee glares, "yes, dear I wonder."

"Whoa hey now" Remus puts his hands up defensively, "I didn't notice that the top was left open, I said I was sorry!"

Dee's expression softens to a pout, "I know, but that snake was my first pet."

Remus squishes Dee's face to his chest "I will get you all the snakes you want!"

Dee says something but it's muffled by Remus chest.

Remus pats Dee's back, "no, no don't thank me you can just soak in my generosity."

Dee visibly laughs, he tries to tickle Remus to make his grip loosen but it doesn't work - if anything Remus' grip gets a little tighter.

Dee lets his arms dangle and then he goes limp - Remus has has to move fast to not let him fall to the ground which has him now holding Dee bridal style (and still limp).

Remus looks down at his boyfriend playing dead, kisses his cheek and continues on with the question like nothing even happened.

"I've had a lot of rodents growing up, I think my parents thought it would help me calm down or learn responsibility or something" he shrugs, "a lotta good that did them."

"Don't forget that dog we hid for months" Roman interjects.

"I can never forget Ol Scroungy."

"Hieronymus."

"Uh huuuuuh, whatever you say broboob."

Roman does that little offended Roman noise he does - you know the one.

"Wait a second" Virgil straightens up from his usual slouching stance like he's just remembered something, "I... I guess I technically have a pet tarantula now" he starts to look worried, "oh man I hope she's alright wherever she is."

"She seemed more aware than any regular animal, I'm sure she's fine" Dee responds.

Remus gasps "you're alive!"

"I am, good to know you'd just hold my corpse like nothing's happened."

Remus licks Dee's nose, "you don't weigh anything to me, I didn't even notice you were there."

"Charming" Dee smirks.

"Shut up you love me."

"Irrelevant."

"Anyway, moving on from that sickeningly sweet display" Virgil mutters.

"Nuh uhn" Dee says, he grabs hold of Virgil's shirt and yanks him towards him and Remus, "you get in on this too mister!"

[Asks are always wanted! Shoot em here (⁠ﾉﾟ⁠0ﾟ⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠→ ]

[psychedelic-charm]

This came from a Flash game, didn't it? You Take Blue to School? I must have missed that one.

I never knew I needed rapping Joe (Donovan Patton ) in my life until now!

[loganslowdown4]

Logan: Did you get the eggs like I asked?

Patton: Even better!

Logan: Wha-?

Patton: *reveals a live chicken* Her name is Fluffy!

Logan: No not- nO NOT AGAIN PATTON THE DOGS WILL EAT HER-

[exsqueezememacaroni]

Oh you know, it just took me 3 months+ to be able to face the fact that I was there. Gonna listen out for two small people screaming from the front. (@seattlesfinest I'll listen for you too if there's a time you think I could hear ya!)

[eyeexe]

i agree with this post to an extent, but i feel the need to mention that acting as though patton is canonically ‘unsympathetic’ is doing the exact same thing that people who infantilize patton are doing; watering down his character. patton made a bunch of mistakes and hurt people with his actions, and so has every other character in the series. it does not mean he or any of them are completely irredeemable. youre right in saying that treating patton as an angel who can do no wrong is uncreative and boring, but so is completely characterizing him as evil. patton is a very interesting character, one that i don’t particularly like personality wise, but he is interesting and well written none the less, and it is very disappointing to see him being so mischaracterized on both aspects of his character, the good and the bad.

i strongly believe that patton sanders, fans of patton sanders, and the general attitude towards patton sanders says A LOT about modern fandom “culture” and how toxic and uncreative it is becoming.

just to preface this post is absolutely no hate to thomas sanders. he’s an amazing creator and he can’t control how his fans interpret his work. moving right along!

in many fandoms, there are archetypes (typical roles that characters in media play), and there is nothing wrong with an archetype until the fandom prioritizes archetypes over characterization. a surface level example would be something like “prince charming from cinderella is a kind, sensitive man who doesn’t have the most common sense, but he’s got a big heart and a lot of love to share. but instead of creating fan work or headcanons or “kinning” that character with/because of those traits, the fandom just sees him as the one who saves cinderella. the savior. and that’s it.”

the big, number one archetype that modern fandoms have developed is “the uwu, smol, soft bean who is so innocent and can do no wrong.” an amplified and much more annoying version of the professional term “ingenue”. an ingenue (or ingenu) is a character in media who is very young and innocent, and tends to make big mistakes as a result of their youth and innocence. romeo and juliet are ingénus. anne shirley cuthburt is an ingénue. i like to argue that roman sanders is an ingenu but that’s a story for another time.

the difference between the “smol soft bean” and the ingenue is that it is clearly established in media that the ingenues are in the wrong, and despite their youth and innocence, their mistakes are present, front and center, and it is obvious to all that they’re in the wrong. of course, it isn’t always black and white. ingenues have been coerced by outside forces, or they’ve had turbulent pasts that have caused them to not know any better, but it is generally understood that these things are explanations. not excuses.

when fans talk about their “smol soft beans”, there is generally an attitude of superiority when it comes to them. “no no, that’s my wittle cinnamon role, they could never be a bully/abuser! they’re so clearly innocent and sweet!” when that character has indeed said and done awful things to others repeatedly. “my smol soft bean is always the victim and everyone else is always mean to them!” when that character clearly is not always the victim and is being mistreated by other characters as a form of retaliation or breach of trust. oftentimes, the modern fandom’s perception of a character overrides the actual actions of the character in the canon and i will explain why that’s problematic in the next paragraph.

this worlds generation has a huge, giant, collective victim complex. but it’s only natural. that’s just what happens when people go on the internet and see all of these “smol soft beans” being protected and adored, and their mistakes are being ignored. everybody wants that. deep down, everybody wants their mistakes to be erased, and for only the very best parts of them to be on display at all times. so they infantilize themselves, trying to make themselves act and look sweet and innocent and cute, so that way, they can never admit to being wrong. it’s a very imitatable behavior. one that people can emulate easily. and people do.

by now, you all may be like “but ez, what does this have to do with patton?” well, everything. patton is generally seen as the “smol soft bean” archetype in the sanders sides fandom, even though he has done an array of terrible things. here are just a few:

- he regularly ignores and teases logan, endlessly taunting the one singular vocabulary mistake logan made because he thinks it’s funny to make logan look stupid when intelligence is his entire livelihood.

- he guilt trips roman relentlessly and coerced him into making a huge mistake (choosing the wedding), and then when they all faced the consequences of roman’s mistake, patton distanced himself from it, and pretended like it was all roman’s fault that it even happened.

- he was one of remus’ biggest haters, insisting constantly on pressing him down and pretending he doesn’t exist. while all the sides essentially were remus haters (except eventually logan), patton was clearly the most prominent one.

- he infantilized virgil, even when virgil told him he was uncomfortable. he gave a false apology that he didn’t actually act upon, and he made virgil feel small.

again, that’s only a few, but those are some of the biggest ones. oftentimes, the fandom just IGNORES that these things ever happened, or gloss over them, even though they’re some of the most important lessons in the entire sanders sides storyline. people refuse to acknowledge such important truths because they want patton to be a “smol soft bean who does no wrong and is so innocent”.

and patton kinnies tend to take it a whole new level because they’re seeing this character that is being infantilized and reduced to nothing but the sweetest little gumdrop and deciding “i want to be that.” so they say that they kin patton without accepting the mistakes he’s made, or his controlling and abusive tendencies. they want to distance themselves from his mistakes, but capitalize on his innocence, which is an unhealthy way to look at things.

everyone makes mistakes. everyone is in the wrong. nobody is perfectly innocent.

and that’s why i hate patton sanders, the fandom’s attitude towards patton sanders, and pretty much all patton kinnies (unless they’re open about the completeness of pattons character).

please don’t dox me. thanks.

[babybluebex]

Try not to imagine being Joseph’s wife, when you guys are at a red carpet. It gets slightly crowded and he lost you (somehow because he always put his hand on your back, arms around your waist) but somehow he lost you this one time. Everyone can see Joe looking all lost trying to find you, some fans/press asked him who he is looking for and he replies “my wife” while still trying to find you. When he does find you, he looks like a happy puppy

it's a repeat of the patton oswald video, where you see him wander thru the background, obviously looking confused and not really knowing where to go or what to do

and he slips behind pedro while he's on camera giving an interview, and pedro turns and is like "dude what are you doing?" and joe says in a tiny voice "i lost my wife and i'm trying to find her" "you lost her?" "i said hello to chris evans and people started taking pictures, and she slipped out of my arms, and now i can't find her"

he eventually does find you, sitting down and sipping a drink, and he's like "thank god, darling, i didn't know where you went" and you're just like "i've been sitting here the whole time" and he just kisses your cheek "glad i found you"

🥺

[kieraelieson]

An idea I’ve had while half awake

What if Janus is a werewolf. And gets caught by a witch/wizard/warlock. He’s chained up outside their house, and the chain has silver coating the outside, so if he ever tries to remove it it will burn him. The wizard is planning on getting a magically loyal pet. The safest way to do that is to spike Janus’s food with herbs that will over time build up and force him to obey the wizard.

Patton comes by the wizard’s house every day. He’s paying off a magical favor the wizard did in his town by working for the wizard. He cleans up, does the laundry, chops wood, etc. The wizard strictly warns Patton about Janus, saying how he’s wild and cannot control himself, especially in wolf form, and would tear Patton to pieces.

But Patton is a sucker for puppy eyes.

At first Janus is just hoping he’ll be able to convince Patton to let him go, but the wizard is smarter than that and never lets them be near each other while Janus is in human form. Maybe he’s also using magic to make Janus be almost always in wolf form, as dogs are easier to manipulate and gain control over.

Patton is gradually stopping by in between every chore he works on to give Janus a little petting and sneak him a snack. Over time, knowing Janus can hear him and understand him more than just a wolf, but not sure about the details of it, Patton begins staying longer periods on time in reach of the chain, even laying against Janus’s side, and he tells Janus everything.

There should be some big showdown where the wizard releases janus and tries to command him, or there’s a special full moon and he breaks free, or maybe the wizard does something mean to Patton and Janus gets furious and protective. Whichever way, Janus chooses Patton so strongly that it beats the magic. Their genuine bond grown up over time being far stronger than an artificial magical bond.

[moondeew]

Cooldown time! Was rewatching sanders sides and the episode where Patton distracts everyone with things they like came up which gave me this idea

yes this is the first time I draw Roman- and I didn’t feel like drawing his whole fit lol

still figuring out my design for him but we’ll get there eventually

Hardest part about this was deciding whether c!Thomas should be colored pink or rainbow

Virgil has a fidget cube, Logan has rubix cube, Roman has a coloring book, Patton has a puppy, and c!Thomas is rewatching parks and recs

[psychedelic-charm]

I think the captions meant "how to be kind and how to stand up for ourselves".

Angela Santomero on her Instagram reels, speaking about Green Puppy's gender. The video has its own subtitles, transcribed below:

“So Steve texted me today, because there's a conversation about whether Green Puppy is a boy or a girl. And I have to say, shout out to Donovan Patton because Green Puppy is in fact a girl, based on . . . here's the tea, ready? Based on my nemesis bully. Bully, middle school bully. Um, and the truth is, right? Blue had to figure out how to stick up for herself with, uh, the block tower that Green Puppy kept knocking over. And, um, it's something that we need to learn in life, right? How to be kind and how to stay up for ourselves. But the big news, right, is that there are no boy puppies in the Blue-niverse. It's true. Green Puppy, Magenta, Blue, all girls. I mean, we had three guys. Steve, Joe, and Josh. So of course we needed girls! Girls unite! Yay!”

[theeerealpunkin]

Patton, somewhere to the side: *incredibly distressed puppy sounds*

Janus: *vaguely intrigued, knowing this is a bad idea but too curious about the outcome to stop them* no no, don't mind him. Go on