#pup doesnt know what to say

[clumsypuppy]

Its really freeing when “gender is just a construct” really sinks in and you dont see yourself identifying with any pre-existing gender that the answer is “wait I can just make my own gender lol.” So. Hello everyone. Im pupgender now

[synchlora]

something to be said abt a foster pleading for anyone to adopt their extremely sweet and playful disabled tabby cat for over a year with absolute Crickets in response vs us making one post at 8pm with a frankly very poorly taken photo of a cute no-personality fluffy white kitten we have (who's not even been here 3 days!) and we have 45 comments within the hour and three of our adoption people with their phones blowing up

[sensitivegoblin]

👉🏻👈🏻 if you like littles pls feel free to dm meeee

[zorosunwashedleftcheek]

Self Restraint

summary: Zoro’s grown a bit too content in his life after beginning to date you… too lazy. After finding an interesting magazine, he finds the perfect way to train himself in self restraint… with your help.

cw: f!reader, established relationship, edging, overstimulation, orgasm delay/denial, uhhh nsfw if you couldn’t tell

a/n: if the tense keeps changing, no it doesnt

~

Zoro prides himself on being a man with little to no wants or needs.  If he has food, a place to sleep, and of course, his swords, he can survive anyone and anything. 

And then you came along and trampled his holy trinity into the ground beneath your pretty little shoe.  As he spent more time with you, he found that he was *wanting*. Wanted to see your face.  Wanted to hear your voice.  Wanted to feel your body.

It’s only gotten worse since you had reciprocated his feelings on that fateful night on the Thousand Sunny.  That night when he cradled you so close, his breath mingling with yours and those sweet, sweet, lips of yours crying his name.

That’s when those wants turned to needs.  The gates of heaven had opened to him and he didn’t have it in himself to turn away.

He was becoming selfish, taking and taking and taking simply because he enjoyed it.

He found himself in your room when he could be training.  Whispering sweet praises into your ears when he should be meditating.

Roronoa Zoro is growing lazy and he doesn’t like it one bit. His self control is slipping and it’s all your fault.  But he had absolutely no clue how to fix the mess he’d gotten himself into. 

~

The idea only struck him when he had found himself rummaging through Sanji’s locker, in search of the sword polish he had been so sure that asshole had taken.  In his search he accidentally stumbled upon a certain kind of magazine, certainly not the one delivered by the News Coo.  The swordsman could only assume where the perv had gotten it from.  Zoro had shoved the magazine back where he found it… but not before ripping a page out and shoving it in his pocket.

~

It’s about mid afternoon when Zoro stalks into your shared quarters and strips until he’s as naked as the day he was born.  He casts his clothes to the floor and stares at you, a scowl on his lips, as if expecting something.  “Hey,” Zoro huffs, “Hey woman.”

You’re reading, or maybe writing, Zoro’s a bit too preoccupied to tell.  His mind is busy thinking of the best way to propose the ludicrous idea that has been swimming in his head the past few nights.

You lazily glance up at Zoro, giving his toned body a quick once over, before turning back to your papers.  “Mhm… you look very strong.” You hum placatingly with a firm nod.  You’ve seen Zoro naked enough times by now to no longer be fazed… that much.  You’ve grown used to him coming into your room and taking off his shirt, waiting for you to compliment his physique, or ask him how he had trained that day.  It’s a bit prideful, but you’ve come to find it endearing, and frankly flattering that he wants to hear praise from you.  Many say that he’s blunt, but it’s a trait that you’ve come to love about him-

“Tch.  I need you to jerk me off.” The swordsman makes a vague motion with his hand before stooping down to dig around in his pockets. He produces a paper, it’s torn and crumpled.  Zoro thrust it out awkwardly, waving it around as he waits for you to take it.

Now that catches your attention.  You blink once, then twice.  You drop your book and look at him with raised eyebrows.  Your boyfriend isn’t one to blush, he’s no prude, and he knows what he wants, but your eyes land on his ears, where the tips are just the slightest bit pink. Cute.  Crawling towards the end of the bed and snatching the waving paper from his hand, your lip twitches in amusement.

In big red letter it reads, ‘Train Your Pup’ and below it is a pornographic photo of a man and woman on a bed, the man with tears in his eyes as the woman has her hand wrapped around his almost inhumanly large cock.  The man has obviously cum multiple times, his entire body flushed as the woman sits behind him, her chin resting on his shoulder while her pretty manicured nails grasp the man’s flushed and abused length.  You aren’t one to judge, but this picture is rather extreme; nipple clamps, handcuffs… and is that a whip in the corner?

You try to stifle your laughter as you look back up to Zoro, his expression entirely serious as he nods his head to you.  “I won’t cum.” He says firmly, his hands balled into fists, “But you need to try your best to make me.”

“…Edging.” You supply.

“Sure.” Zoro snatches the paper from your hands and points at the man, “And I won’t cry like this fool either.  If I ever cry during sex or otherwise, I want you to stab me through the heart.”

You blink up at him, what is this about, and how did he find an erotic magazine.  He wouldn’t…

“You’re not Sanji right?  Did you guys switch bodies or something?”

Zoro’s face sours as if he had just sucked on a lemon and you wave a hand at him, “Sorry, forget I asked.  This just isn’t very… I don’t know… you.”

“It’s training, woman.” Zoro crumples the page into a ball and tosses it into a random corner. “You’ve made me lazy and content, this is your fault.”

You are completely and utterly confused, but if this is what Zoro wants… you aren’t going to deny him.

—

That’s how you end up with your back against the headboard with Zoro practically in your lap.  Your legs resting on top of his as if to keep his thighs parted.  You try to replicate the position of the woman in the photo, but Zoros’ shoulders are a bit too broad and he has to slump slightly to let you see what you’re doing.

He’s only half hard and your hand absentmindedly strokes up and down to get him fully erect. It’s training after all, Zoro idsn’t exactly preoccupied with sex. You rest your cheek against his shoulder, looking at his face in an attempt to get a glimpse of what he’s thinking.  But he simply watches your hand, as if mesmerized by the way your thumb slides against his tip, making his breath catch just slightly.  Your hand looks small compared to his cock, your thumb and middle finger just barely able to wrap around his base.

Zoro loves watching your hand work, the way your hand would slide down to cup his balls while the other eased precum out of his steadily throbbing cock.  He blinks and suddenly he’s fully erect, his tip brushing against his abdomen. Damn, that was fast.

“We should think of a safe word.” Your words lull against Zoro’s ear and he is paying just enough attention to furrow his brow in confusion.

“Hell’s that?” He gruffs, shifting his hips and parting his thighs more to give you better access, your nails run along Zoro’s length and he clicks his tongue.

“You’re dense, y’know that?  It’s for if it becomes too much, you say the word and I stop.”

“I won’t need that.  I’ve grown lazy but I still have some self control.”

“Zoro.”

“Seriously, woman, I don’t need it.”

“Zoro.”

“Gah, fine.” Zoro’s face turns into an annoyed scowl, you had pulled your hand away when he had begun to argue with you and he didn’t like it.  His thighs twitch. “Pick a word then, I don’t care.”

“Bumblebee.” Zoro can feel your amused smile against his back and he groans quietly, muttering about how stupid this was it is and how he didn’t need a damn safe word.

As you begin to stroke Zoro’s cock at a relatively controlled pace, your hand starting at the base before sliding up with a loud schlick, you’d spend a few moments taking care of his tip before grasping firmly and tugging back down.

Zoro grits his teeth and looks to the ceiling, his fingers twitching. “Today, we’ll only do 40 minutes-“

Your hand pauses and you pull back slightly, “40 minutes? You’re joking, my wrist will get tired.”

“Then use your mouth.”

—

Zoro tries to meditate at first, keep the feeling of pleasure at bay.  But he’s not used to trying to deny an orgasm before.  For Zoro, an orgasm isn’t some prolonged event, he would spend a few minutes feeling fucking great and then he would move on with his life.  Before you, self pleasure was nothing but merely rubbing a quick one out in the shower, or lying in bed and tugging at his cock as if trying to rip it off. And once he met you, not much changed, except for the fact that he had someone to picture when he touched himself. 

Zoro found that he cared much more for your pleasure, the feeling of himself orgasming is simply an added bonus.

Of course, Zoro likes fucking.  He loves it, really.  The way it feels, the intimacy, the control.  But what he liked even more was you being fucked.

Zoro feels much better about himself when he’s making you twitch and gasp as his tongue swirls your clit.  His dick never feels better than when you’re begging him to fuck you with it. His voice never sounds more attractive than when he’s whispering soft praises in your ears. It almost feels like a sin to prioritize his pleasure over your own.

On the rare occasion that Zoro would let you suck him off, he enjoyed it, sure, but he’d much rather have you ride his face. He doesn’t like the idea of him being the only one being pleasured, it makes him feel almost… humiliated.  Despite how much you would reassure him that making him feel good made you feel good, it always left a strange feeling in his stomach.

So yeah… this is a new experience for him to simply sit there… and take it.  Is this how you always feel when he takes care of you?

His abdomen spasms as your hand speeds up and he curses quietly, torn from his thoughts.  “Other hand… use it…” He pants softly, his fingers digging into the fat of your thigh as he licks his lips.

Zoro shuts his eyes again, steadying his breath as you add your second hand to the mix. You work skillfully, it’s fucking annoying. He runs through the steps of how to clean a sword.  He imagines training with his sword.  Imagines the basics of wielding a sword.

Swing, step through.

Swing, step through.

Swing, step-

Fuck, you smell good.

Your lips latch onto his neck and startle him from the half meditative state he had managed to pull himself into.  Zoro grunts, his hips bucking and his lips pursing.  

His cock aches, he’s close.

Soft grunts and huffs spill past his lips and he slips a hand behind himself, wedging his fingers between your navel and his back.  He shimmy’s his digits past your shorts and tugs on the hood of your clit.  But instead of stimulating the small bud as you were expecting, he pushes past and slides his finger along your slit.  He listens to the soft keen that escapes your lips and he nearly cums right then and there.  He jerks against your hold, sitting up straighter as that soft sound of pleasure echos in his mind.

He thought that maybe he could finger you in an attempt to distract himself.  Usually he could go hours just from simply playing with your pussy, watching it weep and tense with the smallest movement of his finger.  It’s almost therapeutic for him to sit you down in his lap after a long training session and toy with your pretty puffy pussy until you yell at him, your face as pink as your folds as you berate him for teasing you.

But toying with you would decidedly not work in his favor today, he’s already sensitive enough, and even the memory of your flushed face makes his eyes widen in panic as he realized he’s about to cum.

He tugs his hand out of your shorts as if he had been burned, his fingers are soaked, just from that one swipe.  He glances at you from over his shoulder and groans at the sight of your sheepish smile. 

Fuck, you’re so wet.

Fuck… he wants to cum.

But training…

Zoro suddenly jerks and swats at your thigh, surely leaving a red mark, “Hey- shit… Hey!” He barks and you seem to get the message, your hands slowing to a stop, only your thumb stroking back and forth.

The pirate hunter furrowed his brow as the feeling of his orgasm withdrew.  It felt… frustrating.  And he felt angry.

Raking a hand through his wet hair- when had he grown so sweaty?- and taking a few steadying breaths.  He nodded at you, “Alright… go again.”

You seem to hesitate for a moment, “Remember the safe word?” You gain a sour look in response.

Your hands begin their pace again, your soft skin working up and down his throbbing cock.  The room is filled with wet *shlicks* and muffled grunts and groans escaping from Zoro’s lips.

This time, it felt as though the orgasm came on faster, trying to take him by surprise.  Zoro doesn’t even recognize he’s about to cum at first, but you do.  Because you’ve always paid close attention to him.

Your hands slow, but just barely,  “Zoro… hey, focus.” You encourage softly.  Sure, you don’t quite understand why this supposed ‘training’ is so necessary.  But if it’s important to Zoro, then it’s important to you.

Zoro grits his teeth, one hand fisting the mattress while the other grabs at your thigh, his large fingers digging and massaging as his hips buck up against you.  He hisses, his eyes squeezed tight.

Swing, step through

Swing, step through

swing,stepthroughswing,stepthroughswing,stepthrough

His body shudders and he peers his eyes open, forcing his vision to focus until they landed on the stupid black cat clock that you love so much.  The tail waving back and forth, as if taunting him.

Zoro stares at the numbers and blinks.

And blinks again.

And maybe he even blinked a third time

It’s only been 12 minutes.

12 goddamn minutes that had stretched into an eternity yet compressed into no time at all.

40 minutes… perhaps Zoro was a bit overconfident.

“That clock’s not right…” Zoro accuses, his breath ragged and a shuddering groan escaping his lips.

“Hm? Yes it is.”

“Oh, fuck me…”

—

It was minute 23 when the world renowned pirate hunter, master of the three sword style, right hand man of the straw hat pirates, Roronoa Zoro broke.

Well… in his eyes, and maybe yours too.

It was minute 17 when he had his first orgasm, there was quite a lot of cum, more than normal for him.  His entire body had felt as though it were alight as you whispered soft words in his ears.  Zoro had no fucking clue what you said to him.

Roronoa Zoro had failed, but perhaps he could still salvage this.  When you moved to pull away, he grit his teeth and shook his head.  He didn’t trust himself to speak,

but he needed you to keep going.  He failed a rep but he would still finish this damn workout.

Since then he’s been a mess, his body shiny with sweat.  His muscles jumping from the barest brush of your arm.  Zoro’s cock aches, a dull throb that echoed through his body with each movement of your hand.

You were also growing bolder.  You seemed to like seeing Zoro like this.  Evil woman.

“You look like a watermelon, Zoro.” You giggle, nibbling on his blushing ear and making a hot spurge of cum erupt from Zoro’s flushed cock.  Damn, he really was no better than the man from the magazine.

You press a kiss to his flushed cheek, you don’t think you’ve ever seen your boyfriend as flushed as he is right now.  You press your temple to his green locks, your hand is covered, and the sheets are ruined.

“God- Fuckin-“ Zoro’s hips buck so aggressively that he nearly sends you tumbling off the bed.  

Your hand subconsciously tightens around his shaft as you steady yourself.  And you hear a sound that you don’t think has ever escaped your boyfriend’s lips before.

A quiet, shuddering whine.

He pauses, and you pause as well.  He slowly looks over his shoulder and give you an unamused look, but it doesn’t quite give the intended effect with his flushed, sweaty face and the drool that had begun to collect at the corner of his mouth.

“Don’t even- mph…” Zoro is cut off as he catches that evil glint in your eyes right before you begin to stroke him once again… hard.  Your hand feels as though it’s choking his cock, cum collecting on your fingers and dribbling down your wrist.  You move at a pace that shouldn’t be allowed and Zoro feels as though he’s transcended heaven into a realm where he couldn’t tell if he was feeling pleasure or pain.

You’re not sure if you’ve ever seen Zoro so vocal.  But you find it’s one of the best things you’ve ever seen or heard.  Sounds escape his lips that sound straight out of a porno.

Zoro never strayed from grunts and groans when he had sex, you were blessed with the occasional moan or shuddering breath every once in a while.  But never before had you heard these… whines and whimpers.

He bucks and groans beneath your diligent hand.  His eyes rolling back and his bottom lip ground down to raw flesh.

You glance at the clock, only a few minutes left.  You almost feel bad for the guy, the way his entire body twitches as thin, watery cum dribbles down his cock to join the puddle on his stomach.

“Only three more minutes, Zoro, you’re doing so good, yeah?” You try to encourage him, but the sound of your voice seems to make his sounds of pleasure louder.

“Fuck… y/n… stop talking… you’re gonna make me-“

Zoro’s head lolls to the side to look at you and his face softens at the sight of your encouraging smile.  His mouth that had been twisted into a sneer slowly relaxed and he caught your lips.  His mouth was clumsy, his mind in some far off place, but you didn’t mind.  If anything, it made your heart beat faster.

—

“Should I make you cum one more time or-“

“Fuck no.” Zoro hisses as your hand pulls away from his red, twitching cock.  He glares down at his twitching thighs and clicks his tongue, trying to get his breathing under control.  His body was nothing but a damn traitor.

You giggle, Zoro slumps back against you and can feel your back digging into the headboard.  Zoro peers up at you between squinted eyes, his lips shiny with his saliva.  He narrows his gaze, “That was humiliating.”

“You asked for it.  And I told you that forty minutes is insane.” You rest your hands on your thighs, leaning forward to hover over Zoro, your stupid, pretty, grin filling his vision.

“I need to train this.  We need to do it again… tomorrow.”

You stare at Zoro’s completely serious face,

not a hint of teasing, but then your eyes slide to his ears that have somehow grown a shade darker, “Nuh uh… you liked it, didn’t you?”

Zoro glares at you but doesn’t argue, and you huff out a laugh.  Zoro would never lie to you.  The swordsman groans and twists in your lap until he’s lying on his stomach, he shimmy’s down until he’s able to rest his chin on your thigh.  A soft, content hum escapes his lips.  Zoro grins at the sight of you licking your lips and the way your breath shudders.  

You know what? He deserves a reward for training so hard today.

“You’re still wet, yeah? Wanna say thank you.”

~

[prince-jjae]

nsfw !!! thinking about puppy hybrid gyu with a smaller puppy hybrid reader.. thinking about how hed shove your face into the pillows, snarling mean filth into your ears as he takes you. hes fast, hard, and mean. hes forcing you to take his fat dick, splitting your poor hole apart. you were in heat, desperately clawing at him for hours and begging him to help you. now your pleas die in your throat, choking out sobs and whimpers as he ruins you.

"this is what you wanted right? to take my cock like the little breeding bitch you are?" his voice is barely more than an angry growl, ripping from his chest with a snarl against your skin. you shivered, fingers pulling at the sheets with a death-grip. you couldnt breathe, you couldnt think. all you could do was take the pounding of a lifetime, sobbing into his pillows. he hisses into your ear. "thats what i fucking thought. stupid fucking pup, doesnt even know how to speak. cant even thank me for giving you the fucking of a lifetime? cant even say a simple. fucking. thank you." he accentuats every single word with a mean thrust, your eyes blowing wide as saucers at the feeling of his knot catching your rim. he chuckles, feeling your walls flutter around him.

"oh, you like that, dont you? fucking pathetic. want me to breed you, right? so desperate for my fucking pups. pathetic puppy. let me show you what you were made for."

[reddsl1mer]

SURELY he fucks like a dog. like. at least every once in a while.

freaky thoughts under the cut bc what else do you expect from me🧍

he humps your leg when he gets desperate. doesnt matter what youre doing, wether youre busy or not, hes pressing you to the nearest surface and rutting against you till you give in.

he’d drag you over to the couch and lay you down, burying his face in your neck as his hips start moving like its the only thing he knows.

“please.. im sorry, i promise i wont bother you again… just one more time and ill leave you alone..”

“Charlie you can have all you want when im done cleaning, im almost done just—” youre cut off by a loud whiny moan against your neck and you can feel the prominent bulge in his pants rubbing back and forth on your thigh. his face is flushed such a bright red he looks like he’ll cry if he cant get what he needs. god, how could you say no to such a pretty pup.. you sigh and close your eyes “..okay. quickly though, i gotta get this done...”

almost immediately hes unzipping his jeans, letting out a line of thank yous as he urgently flips you over. you get on all fours, before you can even get situated hes tugging your pants down too.

poor boy is so eager he doesnt even line himself up before trying to thrust into you full force, to which you cant help but giggle and reach a hand back to pet his thigh in silent reassurance.

when he finally has the relief of being inside you he lets out a pathetic whine and wraps his arms around your middle, kissing your shoulder blades as his hips snap into you, panting like a dog.

bleh bleh bleh bluh bluh bluhh eeerrhh okau tahts enuff big words for the day 🧍

[gothghostiie]

I am on my period and i am PLAGUED by thoughts

cw: virgin!reader, religious!reader, anal (eating out, fingering, penetration), spit as lube, shower sex, reader gets their clit rubbed, anal creampie, implied age gap, corruption kink, that whole cliche thing of "God can't see back there, it doesn't count", afab!gn!reader

John always respected your beliefs, he really did. joins you to service occasionally, prays with you sometimes, and celebrates holidays with you. he doesn't quite get it, a man who's on a first name basis with death, who feels like he shouldn't believe in any gods after the horrors he's witnessed and caused. but you're his little sweetheart, and you can do whatever you want as long as you're happy.

the only thing he wishes would change was you wanting to wait till marriage. he doesn't mind that you want to wait, he finds it quite endearing actually - fully apart from the fact that he'll get to be your first and how hard that thought alone makes him - but he has such a hard time keeping his hands off of you. he'd marry you on the spot if he could, he's been dreaming about proposing to you since he first met you. but you want to wait a little longer, despite already living with him, despite him already introducing you as his spouse. it gets harder every day to keep his hands off of you, touches linger a little too long, kisses getting a bit too heated. he'd take anything at this point, anything you're willing to give him; but he knows you won't. the idea of waiting for marriage so ingrained in your head, not letting anyone touch your little pussy, not letting anyone have anything at all. he can't help but want to ruin that innocence, he's used to corrupting beautiful things. why should you be any different?

it's another morning spent in bed with him, cuddling up to his big, burly body, nuzzling into him. his hand is petting your head gently, he's smiling down at you as your eyes are on the tv, but he isn't paying attention. his eyes are on your form curled up to him, hand sliding down your back, resting on your hip, just above your ass. "Love.." he starts, keeping his voice low, as if he's telling you a secret. "I ever tell you how gorgeous you are?" you can't help but giggle, turning on your tummy to look at him, still half om top of him.

"yea." you say in a teasing tone, smirking up at him. he grins back, fingertips grazing over the fat off your ass gently.

"cheeky lil thing." he gives your buttcheek a light slap, letting his hand linger, wanting to see your reaction, to see if you'd push him off - but you dont. you just gasp and laugh, shaking your head as he smirks down at you. his hand grips your butt a bit more firmly, your cheeks heat up. "you know.." he murmurs, "been thinking, darling.." he pauses, unsure how to say what he's wanting to say without scaring you. you tilt your head at him like an innocent pup and it makes him groan softly before he sighs. "look, I.. I know you wanna wait until marriage - and I respect that, I really do, angel. but.. what if I told you we could have some fun while you stay a Virgin, hm?" your face scrunches up in insecurity, glancing away, he frowns. "hey, hey." he whispers gently. "I'm not gonna do anything you don't want. if you don't feel okay with it, we don't have to. yea?"

"...What are you thinking..?" you ask softly, still not sure, but willing to listen to what he has to say. he smiles, giving your butt another squeeze.

"We could use your other hole." he smirks, you look confused.

"you mean my-"

"yup." you feel your face heat up, tensing up at the thought.

"t-thats dirty! and we would still have sex!" you try to argue, but he just laughs softly.

"silly little angel. you think god would look at something that dirty, hm?" he chuckles, his tone teasing. he really doesnt wanna laugh at your shocked expression, but you make it so hard. "god doesn't see what's happening back there, love. he cant see, and your cute little pussy will stay untouched and all pure. you wanna try?" you hesitate, biting your lip.

"I don't know john.." you mumble, looking away. he smiles gently, kissing your forehead gently.

"we can try it, you can stop me at any time if something doesn't feel good or if you just wanna stop. how about it, hm?" he pats your head gently, pressing a kiss to your forehead as you think.

"Won't that hurt?" you ask quietly, as if making sure no one hears. he quiets down to match your tone.

"maybe, a little. but I'll be gentle and go slow, make sure you're extra prepared, yea?" he smiles, you sigh. "let's go take a shower together to get you relaxed, hm? nothing has to happen, but maybe it'll help you." he suggests, you nod.

"okay. that sounds good." He smiles softly, nuzzling into you for a moment before standing up, offering his hand to you. he leads you into the bathroom, lifting you up on the small counter and placing a kiss on your nose while rubbing your thighs with his big hands. you can't help but relax at his touch, smiling up at him. he always had this soothing effect on you, ever since you two met. your hands wander over his torso, tugging at his shirt before pulling it off of him. he lets out a low chuckle as you stare at him, furry chest jiggling a bit. you help each other undress before he carries you to the shower, turning it on to make sure the water is warm enough for you. the shower feels intimate and tender, he washes your hair for you, soaping up the rest of your body with his strong hands. after a while he's on his knees, hands massaging the bodywash into your hips, trying hard to not stare at your gorgeous pussy. it reminds him of what started this.

"turn around for me, yea?" he hums, you turn your back to him. he briefly takes the shower head and cleans the soap off your buttcheeks and his hands. "can I.. touch you back there?" he asks lowly, gazing up at you. you hesitate for a moment before nodding; he smiles. "I'll be gentle. tell me if you wanna stop." his hands cup your cheeks, gently pulling them apart, just enough to see your clenched little hole - he almost starts drooling at the sight. he carefully spreads you open slightly with his thumbs, watching the slight stretch, the way your clench. "I'll touch it now, alright?" he warns again.

"Okay..-" you say softly, but the word almost gets stuck in your tongue when you feel a wet, warm sensation on your virgin hole. you gasp, holding onto the small rack that holds both of your product, knees almost giving in. his hands squeeze the fat of uour ass, chuckling quietly before diving back in with another gentle lick, making you shudder. when you dont protest he does it again and again, giving gentle kitten licks to your hole, feeling it twitch under his tongue.

" 'that feel good?" he asks, you can hear the grin in his voice. all you can do is nod as you pant, he chuckles again before going back, this time circling your hole with more pressure. the moans he's drawing from you make his cock hard, making him want more than he's allowed to take. "Gonna put a finger in now, alright?"

"o-okay.." you stutter, torso leaned against the shower wall. he takes one of his hands off your butt, pushing two fingers into his own mouth, coating them in spit before pushing his middle finger against your pucker carefully.

"Push out a bit.." he commands softly, letting the finger slide in way easier, allowing him to sink in all the way. you gasp out, knees buckling a bit as he wiggles it a bit with a grin plastered on his face. "You're so damn tight.." he whispers, pressing a kiss to your buttcheek before twisting and moving the finger slowly. the movement draws high pitched, almost fearful moans from you, but you don't pull away, don't stop him; the strange pleasure feels too good and he knows it. "you ready for another one?" he asks quietly, unable to hide the teasing undertone in his voice. you nod softly.

"y-yea.. I think so.." he smiles again, slowly pushing the second finger into your tight hole, the stretch burning slightly, making you whimper. he grabs your hip with his free hand, thumb gently rubbing circles into your wet skin to soothe you.

"shh, shh.. I know, it's okay.." he murmurs, slowly scissoring you open. "That's my sweetheart, so brave for me, hm?" the praise makes your sopping pussy twitch, your hole relaxing slowly but surely under the stimulation. it doesn't take long before he can add the third and final finger, slowly, gently fucking you open on his thick hand. the moans and panting comimg from your lips make his painfully hard cock twitch, dying to feel you clench around it instead of just his fingers. but he holds his promise, he makes sure that your little hole is nice and stretched, that you're well prepped for what's to come. he listens to those moans getting more desperate, more needy, feeling your hips buck back against him when he hits a good spot - until he feels like you (and him) cant take it anymore.

he slowly withdraws his fingers, staring at your gaping hole, fully mesmerised. "Jesus Christ.." he mutters, shaking his head as he spreads your cheeks once again. he can't resist, diving in to trace it with his tongue again before finally standing up, fisting his cock slowly. "you ready?" he whispers, bent down slightly, wrapping one arm around your waist, fingers digging into your flesh gently.

"y-yes.." you nod quickly, all your earlier worries and fears seemingly forgotten now. he chuckles, letting some spit drip down onto his swollen tip before rubbing it against your stretched out hole.

"deep breath, angel." he whispers, lips pressing a long kiss against your shoulder as he finally pushes into you. it takes him all his self control to not start pounding into you as he feels you stretch around his thick length, the way your insides clench, the way your mouth drops open with a choked back gasp. his fingers dig harder into the fat of your tummy, your hands frantically hold onto his strong arm as you try to keep some kind of composure right now. he keeps pushing in, slow and steady, until his hips meet your ass. both of you hold still, the sound of both of your heavy breathing echoing off the shower walls. John holds still, not only to let you get used to it, but because he knows he might just cum within a few strokes if he started moving right now. for a few moments its just the two of you, holding onto each other, feeling each other deeper than you ever have before.

"John.." you whisper softly, being the first to break the silence. your voice trembles, tinged with desperation. he nods.

"i know.. I know.." he takes another deep breath before slowly starting to move, making you whimper, tightening your grip on his arm. it makes him chuckle under his breath, setting a deep, slow pace with his thrusts, nuzzling into your neck and placing soft kisses. you can't help but push back against him, eyes closed, jaw slack, fully lost in the feeling of his cock burying itself inside you over and over again, a strange heat pooling in your tummy.

"John-" you cut yourself off with a pathetic whimper. "can- can you go f-faster?" you choke out, he chuckles. without another word, his hips start snapping against your ass faster, the sound of skin slapping against skin now mixing in with louder moaning from both of you. it doesn't take long before you start trembling, the feeling in your belly becoming unbearable; yet you're unable to get over the edge like this, no matter how good it feels to you. John notices how you tense up, whimpers mixing in with the pleasured moans; he knows this too well.

"Poor angel, can't finish just from having your pretty little butt fucked, hm?" your cheeks heat up from the sudden dirty talk, but you're in too deep to care now. "want me to help you?" he asks, his free hand trailing towards your crotch but keeping enough distance to make sure you can process what he's asking, his hips never stopping his movements. you hesitate for a moment, but the overwhelming need to cum is stronger than any insecurities. you nod quickly, he smiles as his fingers find their way to your clit. the first touches are gentle, careful to not accidentally hurt you somehow, rubbing the swollen bundle of nerves back and forth gently - but that quickly changes when he hears your frustrated whine, followed by your hips bucking into his hand. "Oh you dirty little.." he trails off, chuckling. "you want more, huh? sure, I'll give you more, darling.." he mutters, his touches growing rougher, now rubbing tight circles into it, pressing down on it just enough to make you feel it, not enough to be painful; all while he starts thrusting deeper.

"John!" you shriek in surprise, holding on tighter, but making no effort to push him off or stop him. your moans grow louder, more unashamed and hell, it sends him closer to the edge with each second.

"takin' it so good baby.." he mutters roughly, pressing another kiss to your neck. "gonna make you feel so good darling.. better than anything ever could.." his thrusts grow sloppier, he can feel the slick from your untouched, quivering cunt seep onto his fingers as he presses down harder; apparently finding your sweet spot. you gasp loudly, breathing getting shaky, body tensing up.

"john, I'm-"

"I know. let it out baby." almost as if you're listening to his command, you groan loudly, tensing a bit more before cumming. the orgasm is intense, crashing through your whole body, making you tense up so hard that you shake. John grunts at the sudden tightness, holding you a bit tighter in his grip as he tries to keep it up, chasing his own high. his fingers keep working your clit, determined to make you ride out your orgasm until he finishes too - which happens almost immediately when you cry out his name in a weak voice. the pure pleasure and desperation sends a shiver down his spine, the next few thrusts letting his hips stutter before cumming, burying himself deep inside you; movements on your clit finally coming to a halt. both of you stand there, breathing heavily, holding onto each other tightly as if either of you might vanish if you let go. it takes a good minute before John breaks the silence.

"something that feels that good can't be a sin, no?"

[lexirosewrites]

Hello, I saw you only had one submission for tomorrow and so I have come with Thoughts that I have made just for this. It's Steddie but we're going to focus on Max for context and fluff; you CANNOT have O!Steve without considering his pups, okay??

Max, with all her Family Issues, doesn't always immediately believe that people care about her, at least as much as she cares about them??? And also, she's never going to SAY she cares. You kind of just have to Figure It Out through proximity and the rare times she is willing to imply she would not say no to your company or assistance.

As such, she knows O!Steve cares about her. He got hit in the head with a fucking plate for her (and the others, but it was Billy, so it was also very for her), not to mention the rest of the UD stuff with him protecting everyone. But she doesn't really know that A!Eddie cares about her like that?? It's not like she thinks Eddie doesn't like her, they talk and joke and he gives her rides to group events because they're neighbors, but there's a difference between "I don't mind this kid" and "i care about what happens this pup," you know? She's not offended, it's just a fact of life that not everyone is going to be particularly concerned with her.

Max used to show up randomly at Steve's to spend the night when home was a bit much, but then Eddie and Steve started dating. Steve would never ask her not to come over even if Eddie is there, and Eddie might not mind her presence sometimes, but she doesn't want to impose so she just deals with it and stays home.

Maybe one day she's out on her skateboard after Hellfire (she doesnt play, but she and El hang out in the vicinity and talk), and the weather turns bad super quick. Thunder, lightning, freezing cold, pouring rain, the works. She doesn't have any change to use a payphone, so she's like tucked under an awning that shields her from about 10% of the rain.

A car comes by after about half an hour, and she gets briefly blinded by the headlights, but then they're driving away. Except then they're not. The car did a super illegal U-turn and is parked on the sidewalk, and it's not a car, it's a van. It's Eddie's van, and he's jumping out of the driver's seat and running over. He's got his leather jacket on, but as soon as he's next to Max, he's taking it off and holding it out to block her from the rain.

They run back to the van, Max still wrapped in his jacket, and Eddie cranks up the heat and starts rambling about trying to find her while he starts driving. Max is like "?? Find me??? You saw me half an hour ago???? Weren't you going to your boyfriend's????" And Eddie looks at her like she's speaking in tongues and is like "yeah?? And then it started fucking pouring so I called your house to make sure you got home okay but no one picked up. I drove over to see if you were just asleep, but no one was at your trailer so I came looking. "

Max is like. Positive she's not processing this correctly. So she's like "you were at your boyfriend's house. And you stopped your date to call me. And when I didn't pick up, you left your date. To drive all the way home, in this weather. And then drove around to find me because I wasn't there." And Eddie's just like "yeah, that's about it"

And look, Max isn't just going to Announce that this sounds like absolute nonsense, because that's a bit too much vulnerability, but it's probably written on her face, because Eddie glances over and suddenly the van is full of Reassuring Protective Alpha scent. His tone is super light and chill (probably for her benefit) but he just goes "like it or not, Red, you're one of my pups now. I might have to share you with Stevie, because he'd fight me for sole custody in a heartbeat, but that just means you're ours. Now come on, you haven't been home in ages and Stevie missed you."

Max just kind of looks at him confused, but then she looks out the windshield and they're at Steve's house, and Steve is already throwing open the door looking super relieved and he runs over with like a huge umbrella and holds it over Max specifically while he gets her inside, and he fusses over her and she allows it (just this once) and then she takes a shower to warm up and when she gets out there's a pair of Steve's shorts and Eddie's shirt waiting for her to put on while her stuff dries and their scents are super nice together and they smell like Home and Pack. Then they all drink hot chocolate and watch a movie and Max stays the night and never worries about coming over again.

The End and whatnot

-irrelevantbutembarrassing

🥲🥲🥲 she’s their pup

[i-cant-sing]

Salauddin screaming and THROWING UP because Princess reader won't stop picking up stray animals from outside and bringing them into her bedroom because "it's too hot for them outside ;( " "you said my room was the coolest soo..."

on the contrary, Salauddin himself is an animal lover. They're Allah's creations that cannot speak, that cannot ask for help, they're just vulnerable. He cares for his horses very greatly, no expenses are spared for the their stables, their caretakers and the best medicine from around the world. The pain of thirst, its one of the worst ways to dies, so Salauddin makes sure no one in his kingdom ever goes to sleep hungry or thirsty, humans or animals. He's had special water systems and pots designed practically everywhere in Egypt so birds and dogs and other animals get to drink their fill.

BUT as much as Salauddin cares for animals, he doesnt... exactly appreciate his palace turning into a zoo because of all the animals you keep bringing in. Its kinda his fault really. All Salauddin did was get a pretty white kitten that had blue eyes- it was so cute, so he gifted it to you. When you asked him why, he couldnt say that its because the cute kitten reminded him of you. So he said that it was too hot outside for small animals like Fatima (as you had named her) and he saw the realisation dawn in your eyes as you looked out at the pyramids, nodding your head along.

Salauddin sighed in irritation as he felt something furry rubbing against his legs. He looked down under his desk to see a black kitten with green eyes- Bilal. You took him in and said "but Salauddin! Fatima is all alone and she needs a playmate! Besides, Bilal is bullied by the street kids cause he's black and they think that he was a jinn!" You used such excuses to adopt 3 more cats (Mustafa, Haider, Zahra) and now you spend dressing them in cute hijabs- yes even the males.

He picked up the black cat and tickled his chin as he began making his way towards your- or what used to be your room. On his way, he passed by servants chasing after your chickens- Emir, Ahmed and Riyaan.

The doors opened as he entered, the room was in complete chaos. Feathers were falling down as birds flew around the room with the maids hot on their tails. Your cats were resting in one corner with your dogs- Shams and Talia standing guard over them. And you? You were in the center of all this chaos, sitting on the ground with a pet sheep- Mihirmah in your arms as you sheared it carefully. You had found her last night on your way home, not even bothering to ask if you could keep her along with your rest of the petting zoo.

Then again, why would his wife need to ask him? Whats his, is yours.

He walked over and sat down beside you and you finally looked up.

"I found Bilal." He stated, petting the kitten that nuzzled his face against him. You smiled sweetly at him. "Thank you! I was so busy with Mihirmah, I didnt realise he had left. I think he escaped when they took the chicks out for a walk."

He hummed before nodding his head at the sheep. "And how many that makes it now?"

"One." "Y/n." He deadpanned. "Well, one sheep. In total, 52 animals."

"Y/n." He looked at you in disbelief. "How- what- it was 45 last week." You looked at him sheepishly. "Well... its not my fault, really. You see- um, well you know how we thought Shams and Talia were just siblings? I think they were confused and um, Talia just gave birth to 6 pups." You avoided his eyes as he stared at you.

"Y/n-"

"I am not getting rid of them, Salauddin." You warned him, petting the sheep in your arms. "They need us to care for their babies! They're new parents!"

"Y/n-"

"Yes, Yusuf?" You used his name, batting your lashes at him. You know how to get to him.

Ya hayati. (My life)

He sighed, petting Bilal in his hands. "I'm going to put Bilal down for a nap."

"Yeah! Just put him with his siblings-" "No. I'm going to separate him and his brothers. They will not be giving babies to their sisters." Salauddin grumbled as you pouted and muttered about how cute new kittens are.

Maybe he can give you a litter of your own to keep you preoccupied. (Not because he likes you or anything- he just doesnt want you to fill his palace with more animals.)

Despite what Salauddin says, he still remembers each name of all your pets. All of them. He also talks to the cats, especially to Bilal about how he needs to behave for him mama and protect her and stuff.

[cringe6fail6star6]

Lads bush headcanons

I once got so pressed qbout lis being clean shaved i ranted to my irl about it before it even played the game, now ur turn

I can accept xavier having pretty light hair on his body, fuck it, ill accept theres not much of it. But this man rocks what he has. Not on the head bc finds growing it out itchy, but chest and stomach r a free game. Cozy.

Caleb pls accept that ure a pup n act like it. He should be fluffy as hell. MC once said she didnt like his face hair n the boy never even got a mustache on him. But pls i want to curl ur happy trail big boy i swear i wont blow anything up PLEASE

Zayne trims, shaves/waxes even, mostly bc its more comfortable. Having body hair under all this clothes gives him sensory hell. N scars do free up space anyway soooo. Maybe should get a beard, im curious how he will look with it. Probs like his dad

Rafayel is a fish. He doesnt have enough hair. I would say hes balding but i would be lying(rafayel girlies pls dont kill me, i know u got cockblocked by mcs suicide n im so so sorry)(wait she died after LMAO)

Sylus. Sweetie. Wheres you hair. In general. Hes a boss of mafia. He doesnt have time to shave. Why is he naked. In more sense than 1.

[all-with-angel]

Tumblr BETTER NOT DELETE THIS AGAIN.

Anyhow, here are some smut prompts that have been rotting my brain so now I'm sharing them with all of you:

MDNI. NSFW under the cut

Magical girl!Gojo x injured civilian!reader

Uh oh! After getting hit by one of the villains attacks, you're left corrupted with a brain that'll turn into mush without the proper treatment! Making you one of the villains braindead lackeys! Lucky for you, Magical Girl!Gojo will heal you right up with his super rainbow healing cum beam 😍!!

Demon King!Sukuna x Hero's Sidekick!Reader

The 'hero' left you to die after months of not ever appreciating the work you put in for the entire party, with your life in the hands of the infamous demon king, he gives your life purpose again. With all the love, respect and mindblowing sex you deserve 👍

Sold off!Gojo x Mafia boss!Reader

Now hear me out. Hear me out. The classic "I was sold off to a mafia boss to pay my fathers debts" except the roles are reversed and your Gojo is WAYYYY too into it. Maybe not as smutty and maybe more on the rom-com way of things but hes a desperate guy and will pound you into the mattress till daylight comes (as a thank you for taking such great care of him)

Kraken!Toji x Lighthouse keeper!Reader

It's lonely being stuck in a lighthouse everyday, but it's honest work to lead every kind of ship to safety. One night, you seem to lure something that isn't a ship to your lighthouse. (And yeah this one is for the tentacles. What about it.)

Ghostface!Gojo + Ghostface!Geto x Detective!Reader

You're close to finding out who the killer is, only to find out that there were two all along. And they want to pay you back for being such a good detective and finding their hideout.. In a secluded area.. with no one around for miles.. with no signal.. Did I mention your radio was broken?

Dilf!Sukuna + Milf!Yorozu x Reader

Imagine bagging a (RICH) married couple by being a broke and stressed out uni student 🤩 What a dream. Anyway, you come over to your best friend's house while they're out and spend some time getting to know their parents. Personally.

Also theres not alot of Yorozu content and I kinda want to change that

Nerdjo x Playboy/Jock!Reader

Your parents signed you up for tutoring lessons you didn't really care about, but hey, at least your tutor was cute. But the usually timid and bashful guy was getting fed up with your dismissive and lazy attitude, deciding that this session, he'd teach you a lesson you wouldn't forget.

Sentient Robot!Uraume x Creator!Reader

You demonstrate to the board of directors just how efficient your creation can be- Cooking, cleaning, fucking and laundry, they can just about do anything! (Yes, you two fuck in front of a crowd. They're very impressed after so it's fine!!)

Scientist!Shoko x Creation!Reader

She's keeping you, much to the chagrin of the board who want you gone. But how could she get rid of you? Her perfect little creation, always at her beck and call, always ready to help her relieve some stress by putting your head between her legs <3

Clones!Sukuna x Reader

Idk much about this one, all I know is that all three of them fuck you silly

Puppyboy!Toji x Kitty!Reader

Not much to say either, mostly thought about this because i KNEW what title I'd give it if I ever did write it. But I'm thinking stray pup that you took in and showed sweet love n care to, now hes big and grown thanks to you. Hes at that phase where hes just so needy and doesnt know where else to go to feel good except you, so when you finally relent and help him release all that pent up frustration, he cant get enough.

Had to rewrite this so it's way shorter than what i first wrote but thats ok 🫶 (think 2-3 paragraphs condensed into 1)

These are all nasty smh 😔 If anyone at all likes the sound of these do tell me your thoughts 👀 if any of them gives you inspiration to write something, please tag me!!

I give you all FULL permission to take these ideas and roll with them🙏

[princessbrunette]

cant stop thinking about innocent!reader who begs john b to let her suck him off once she learns what that is but he always tells her no cause he knows its gonna be too much for her :(( at the same time tho he doesnt want to deny her so he shoves his fingers inside her mouth instead, moving them in and out almost as if his finger fucking it, testing just how deep he can go before shes gagging and tears well up in her eyes. occasionally pressing down on her tongue to make her drool all over herself, all while praising her n calling her cute <3 just playing with her pretty lil mouth n getting her used to the feeling of having something inside until shes ready to take his cock down her throat :3

𝄞🤍𐙚🦢

i feel like john b with an innocent reader can be a little patronising !! because he knows he knows best n sometimes it just gets to his head a bit! we’ve seen john b get a little cocky n mean sometimes esp in season 1 (think the ‘skeeter’ slap scene….) so i can def see him being a lil cruel !!

“alright, seeing as you know everything.” his smile is warm and friendly like his voice which doesn’t match his words at all, but your brains all hazy so you don’t think too hard on it. he pries your jaw open and slides his two fingers on your tongue, pushing them further in. “say ah, pup.”

you do, and he takes that moment to stuff them in further. poor thing is putting up such a good fight too ! your eyes water n your nose even starts to run but you really wanna prove to him that you’re ready because you just wanna give his dick a little kiss ! (that’s what jj told you it was anyway…) he hums, like he’s really enjoying you taking his fingers deep in your mouth. “mmm, have you… have you been practicing? ‘cos you’re putting up a real good fight against my fingers, you know. think you might be born for this, sweetheart.” he’s grinning now !! sicko !!

when he finally pulls his fingers out, a string of saliva follows and he wipes his tanned long fingers on your cheek before pressing a kiss to your forehead. “i’ll think about it. how about that?”

𝄞🤍𐙚🦢

[bwoahtastic]

Rewriting my ask because I realist I got it slightly wrong. But driver Mark and driver Nico having lil baby Oscar and Nico gives mark full custody of the lil bubba because he’s not ready to be a momma.

Fast forward to Oscar being an f1 driver and Nico feels so bittersweet because that’s his kid, but he can’t go over and hug and praise him like he deserves because Oscar doesn’t know who he really is.

Meanwhile Oscar in his third season of f1, now championship leader and have long ago figured out that Nico is his momma, but doesn’t mention it because he doesn’t really know how to. And he honestly also want to watch his papa still stumble over his words when talking to Nico and how both adults think they are being secretive when they really aren’t.

It all comes to a head when Oscar is doing an interview and the journalist says something about how the racing genes must come from his papa. And Oscar just cheekily goes ”yeah papa was fast, but the speed really comes from my mama, he’s a champion after all :3”.

Oh plss!

Nico getting pregnant at like 18 or.smthn and either Mark is the sire or just the friend who is there for him. Mark was set to be in F1 but got an injury so doesnt make it but still works f1 related which is how he meets Nico.

Nico doesnt think he will be a good momma, loves the pup he is carrying but wants what's best for them and he knows that's not staying with him...

Mark getting full custody over Oscar and Nico doesnt feel like he has any right to be in Oscar's life after that... but oh how he cries about the ome time he got to hold his little boy in his arms when Osc was just born 🥹

Oscar in f1 as Nico is commentating and pls its so bittersweet! He always followed Oscar's career and is so so proud of his little pup but also doesnt feel like he has any right to be in Oscar's life now and doesnt tell him who he is.

But oscar isn't stupid, he has connected the dots and knows Nico is his momma because his dad isn't as secretive as he thinks and maybe he recognises Nico's scent? But he thinks maybe Nico doesnt want to be in his life so doent say anything, and likes Mark and Nico both fumbling to keep it a secret.

But pls someone asking him where he got the racing talent and he brightly tells them his dad was ofc very good, but his momma is an f1 champion!

Pls nico realising Oscar knows and he wants to hold him so so bad!!

[scumsucker]

Mech smut under the cut.

Trigger warning for snuff and intox.

Nocere's engines are already hot when Luna slams the throttle all the way forward. She's losing blood at an alarming rate, but she knows the mech will keep her going until her job is done. Her opponent is fast, maybe the fastest she's gone up against in that angular little black mech of theirs, and whatever type of sword it's wielding has already taken a few chunks out of her hull, not to mention impaling her cockpit. The engines take time to spool up, and she's going to need that power before long. Everything Nocere feels Luna feels too, and right now the engines feel like a fire in her chest.

"Careful now, I don't want my Puppy cooked, do I?" Handler's voice comes through with a click, pouring into Luna's head like honey, making her extremeties tingle and her cock twitch. "Closest support is two kilometers away, you'll be on your own for this, Pup, but I know you'll make me proud."

Luna gives an affirmative bark in reply, then fixes her muzzle when it slips a bit on her blood-slicked face.

"God, she's barking now" Someone else crackles angrily through the radio.

"I thought all the growling was bad, whats with this bitch?" Another chimes in.

"Its just gross," another manages before Handler clicks the radio to mute remotely. Luna understands, no distractions right now.

Whoever this enemy is knows they're outgunned if her allies get involved, but theyre too far to offer help and Luna is an ace on the backfoot. Thats a hard target to pass up for any self respecting pilot.

She looks around, but doesn't see her opponent, until...

There! A black reflection off an intact window. Lucky. Luna licks her chops while Nocere calculates the trajectory and offers the most likely route for her target to take. The engines are ready. Good. At almost the exact moment Luna has the impulse to move, Nocere is lunging to the right with a G-force that would put a rocket sled to shame, straight into the path of an extended sword. Shit. The blade pierces Nocere's hip, shredding away its left leg, and Luna screeches in fury as she feels the pain like it were her own.

Then the drugs hit. Combat drugs are outlawed on both sides of the war. Getting a soldier addicted to violence, pain, and suffering has just never panned out well for anyone. Luckily, thanks to Handler, Luna is special, and vats of the stuff are pumped into her mech before every mission.

Her screech turns into a howl of ecstasy when she grabs the wrist of her opponent, slowed just enough as the sword slices through her armoured hip joint, and in an instant the fight is over. Her opponent is built for speed, not strength, and the inertia tears their arm off at the shoulder. Their mech careens out of control and crashes into a ruin behind Luna, while she is voilently jerked sideways by the momentum. Her cock was already hard, but now it's throbbing unbearably. She dizzily props herself up on the sword, her new trophy, and uses it, with the arm still attached, as a crutch to hobble over to where her opponent is trying to recover. Not fast enough, maybe for the first time in their career Luna thinks.

Handler clicks her radio back on for her. She likes hearing what her opponent has to say in these situations and Handler knows it, but she only hears her allies.

"Oh my god, is this really what those drugs do?"

"This is disgusting."

"I actually think it's sort of hot, to be honest"

That last one is met with a series of groans and insults, but it helps Luna realize shes been moaning constantly since her leg came off. She doesnt care, she's too close now and nothing else matters. Its about to get to the best part and she won't let go of this euphoria.

The pointy little thing is just about to its feet when, with a rapturous wail of pleasure, she forces the blade down into its lower abdomen, severing it top from bottom. Now, the coup de gráce. Luna is throbbing already, her hips are thrusting into the air of the cockpit with only the barest hint restraint. She's done this enough times to know this is the climax. Nocere gets down on all three remaining limbs, straddling the broken thing beneath her, and opens its massive jaws. A mouth on a mech is unheard of, but Nocere is piloted by a dog and Handler had it built custom to reflect that. Blood and spittle drip from Luna's muzzle and Nocere's jagged, tungsten carbide edged teeth drip oil and coolant in thick gobs onto her prey below. A mechanical roar throatlessly bellows from deep in the machine as her opponent's head enters the maw, and then,

Crunch.

Luna cums in her suit, screaming rapturously and bucking her hips wildly into the air. Thick ropes gush through the suit's thin material, dripping onto the instruments and monitors below as she finds herself in a new type of Heaven reachable only through violence. Her tongue lolls out and her eyes roll back as Nocere lifts itself, taking the head off the ruined body beneath it, and crushing it down in its jaws. The metal groans and explosive bolts burst, sending shivers down her spine. Her hips buck with each one, the last of her cum spurting out with every thrust.

The radio clicks onto Handler's cloying voice, "Good girl! Aren't you just such a good girl for me?"

Beneath that, the coms are ablaze with warring factions of disgust and intrigue as her orgasm washes over and through her, but she can barely hear them. Nocere is pumping enough drugs into her to kill a horse, encouraging the orgasm at her Handler's command. Over the course of the next few minutes she slowly comes down, rolling her machine onto its back to lay with their annihilated prey. The binary suns of this planet both shine in through the gaping wound going clean through the cockpit and Luna slowly becomes aware of the excruciating pain of all her and her mech's wounds. A blissful smile crosses over her face and she lets out a content sigh, before Nocere lets her pass out.

[whole-circus]

can i please request nsfw headcanons with laughing jack and candy Pop ?? thanks youss 🫶🏻

Candy Pop and Laughing Jack NSWF hcs!

➥ Hiiii!! (pretty clown boys im drooling). Here you go! And again sorry that i kept you waiting!!!! >:(( Ofc please remember about safe sex always and things like that!!

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Candy Pop

Yeah he is big king, and I mean it, he is huge everywhere! Candy isnt human, so things like "average size" doesnt applicable to him, basic laws of nature doesnt exist either. Bold assumptions that he would be more than 10-12inches (25-30cm) when hard and he is thicc! Such a yummy dick and pretty too! Shape doesnt look human tho! Candy has couple of veins here and there, and is well trimmed (he just cares about his look so much, not like you can complain). Good luck with taking him - at least he can hit all your sweet spots easly. Absolute nightmare if you are virgin!

Candy is defintely a top! He just loves using his power and big posture against you! All that to make you feel completely under his control, relying only on him. Loves making absolute mess from you, the state when you cant even think properly and just moan needly his name while bouncing on his cock - he lives for that so much. There is no better view than his pet being obdient and good just for him! There is a small chance that he would let you dom him, but its one in a milion tbh - Candy just loves "taking care" for you too much!

Such a kinky and freaky beast pls!! Like bondage, spanking, BDSM, pet play, size kink, breeding, degradation!!! Sign him in, he is so willing to try anything and everything!! Boy has seen a lot so you wont suprise him anyways. When you two are having sex, he loves choosing risky places when you two could have been seen! Candy does have something from exhibicionist and get off so much from the thought that someone would see you both! Big on making you cry, he so so mean i swear! Doesn't let you cum without his persmission, says many mean things or maybe its becasue of pain? Can't wait to see you looking up at him with your teary eyes! Candy Pop is also rough partner, constantly grabbing and pulling your hair ust to look at him. Give him blowjob if you are brave enough! He knows that he is huge and wont fit into your tight throat, but will try to shove as much as he can!

VERY VOCAL!! He moans, screams, whimper,, just anything! Making so many sounds like his own life depends on it! Also great dirty talker, you are wet just from his voice! LOVES CALLING YOU HIS PET! Or things like slut, dumb fucktoy, and things like kitten or filthy dog..But he has his cutie patootie side too! Sweetie, cutie, pup, baby (tho he likes to use it when he mocks you)! HE ALSO LOVES WHEN YOU CALL HIM NAMES THAT EMPHASIZE HIS POWER OVER YOU!! Master and sir are his thing, but he is curious what can you come up with!

Loves positions like doggy, cowgirl (doesnt matter if reversed or not, he just want you do all the work!) and listen!! he is big and strong and stuff so he can actually hold you against the wall and just fuck you when he hold you (usually for quickies). Candy also loves taking you on the table/kitchen counter - anywhere like that! Will grind against your butt with his bulge, and be ready to be humped when you two sleep pacefully!

When it comes to aftercare..it is here but nothing too special. Will definitely praise you after sex, telling you how good did you do, helps you out with potential hurts you got during - otherwise he will just lay here with you, caressing your back and hair.

Laughing Jack

Another huge and inhuman cock..good luck! Jack is way more on lenght than thiccnes, but i assure that you wont complain when he will pound into you! Also, he is not a human, so we ignore there basic laws of nature - i would say he is around 8-10 inches (20-25cm) long when hard. Has cute little bush, one sensitive vein on the back and no, his dick isnt in black-white stripes.. Second virgin nightmare, but what is the worst thing that can happen?

Jack defnitely prefers to be dominant one, usually he is this sweet and soft kind of dom..but be aware of his more rougher side, just give him a bit of time! That dosnt mean that he won't be sub..gladly will become one just for you! Just keep in mind that he is bratty as hell, not obeying any of your command..looks like he needs good punishment to put him in line!

Romantic love making with all this cheesy stuff like candles and roses >> rough sex rawr. I will propably dissapoint you all freaks, but nothing too hardcore? Jack is pretty loving and sensual partner once you are together, so the thought of hurting you in any way (even if its for your pleasure) would put him off a bit. But he is open to trying new things, just nothing too kinky! Enjoys marking you in diffrent forms - biting, straching you with his sharp nails or just giving you hickeys, he loves that so much..! Please pull his hair - or let him do the same to you, it doesnt matter at this point! Huge on breeding, loves the though of getting you all full with his cum..(no worries, even if you cant be pregnant!). And when it comes to oral.. he is so amazing at giving it! Jack has such a long tongue, ready to reach all your sweet spots or wrap around your whole lenght! If you would be the one giving, he might be a bit scared because he knows well how big he is, so it might take him a bit convincing.

Much of a whimper..! Makes such a cute and needy noises i swear to god. Jack doesnt really moan, but it happens to scream your name while growling! Also dirty talking can be a bit awkward sometimes, but most of the times he is doing great job and keep you both away frm this uncomfy silence!

Doesnt really like degrading you, sex is more of love making for you both and he just want to show you his feelings! You end up being sweetheart, love, darling or little one - he is sucker for this cute petnames. When it comes to him, he is fine with being just Jack or other sweet petnames, but wont complain if you call him daddy!

Jack especially likes the positions when he can see your face and have easy access you every part of your body! So missionary (pls, you two holding hands when he slams into you!), cowgirl and pretty much enjoyes 69. Special place in his heart goes to normal sex during cuddles or to cockwarming!

AFTERCARE IS SO SWEET WITH HIM! Whatever you need, he will bring it up to you! He will glady cuddle with you to sleep after he made sure you are clean and hydrated, but is as much cool with just hugging you ad talk about small, silly things.

˚　　✦　　　. ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚. 　　　✦　　˚

[pastelpousay]

Disney Villans reaction to reader calling them little omega 💀

A/N:just so we’re all clear..this shit is clearly a joke I just thought this was funny all of this is a joke even the warnings

Warnings: fluff, some cursing..(sorry pook I’m a bit of a sailor)mentions of tough alpha zaddy, mentions of super submissive omega uwu senpapi

Jafar:

Was like actually shocked…

What tf did you just say??

“Excuse me..??”

Little Omega

Bitch wtf

Then when you repeat yourself…

He’s bewildered

“I know for a fact you didn’t just call me that”

HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL OMEGA MEANS

Im pretty sure once he does find out what that means

He’s never gonna look at you the same again

Especially with the given context and the voice you said it in

He just sort of side eyes you now

Okay but on a real note is actually wondering what the hell is wrong with you…

“It’s okay little omega” bitch what????

He just stands there in shock, trying not to cringe

Is still wondering what’s wrong with you

That was so random and it came out of no where he knows your joking and all but like…

That was unnecessary and unneeded 😐

And if you ever call him that in public….

He’s currently fighting the urge to actually kill you

What tf is wrong with you

He doesn’t want anyone getting the wrong idea about either on of you

So don’t call him that in public…or at all actually 😃

Like he knows your joking but also…be normal

“My dear…do you have to joke around like this?? It’s a bit odd my love..”

“It’s okay if you can’t handle these big alpha jokes little omega, you’ll get used to them soon”

“In what world are you the quote on quote “alpha””

“This one”

Every time you call him that be prepared to have a full blown conversation about who would be the alpha

And jafar is dead set on taking that alpha spot 💀

Hades(my man 😍):

He just gave you this super unamused look

He gets the joke, and the reference but he’s actually done with you….

How he gets the reference we’ll never know 🤷🏾‍♀️

Sometimes if he’s feeling playful he’ll play along but that’s in private…..but never do this bs in public

Or infront of pain and panic

He’d actually just end all three of you right then and there

“Hey little omega how was work??”

“…….okay you need to stop, babe..it’s getting out of hand”

“What’re you talking about, are you forgetting I’m the alpha wolf here little one???”

“….—_— get away from me..”

No but like he’s actually done with you

Why

he gets the joke but like….

Like I said before he does play along with you so remember if he gets on your ass about it remember to take note of what he says when he does play along

“Hey there my little omaga…how are you today”

“Good my big strong alpha wolf”

“…….screenshotted!!-“

“Wait what…wtf is a screenshot??”

IM THE ALPHA IM THE LEADER IM THE ONE TO TRUST

And also just like jafar, he likes to fight over which role he is

“I told you before little pup, you aren’t ready to be an alpha”

“Do I look little to you….”

yea, he also sometimes does genuinely wonder if you’re joking are not..

How would he know he’s not a mind reader

It’s like a 30-40 % chance…

He often just brushes the topic aside

I mean it’s weird yes but it’s not like he’ll love you any less

Pain and panic have definitely overheard some of those conversations

Don’t tell hades 💗

Gaston:

His reaction to that information:

No like literally he would make this exact face 💀

He didn’t get the reference or that it was even a joke in the first place

What does ‘omega’ even mean???

I’m pretty sure he’d be the only one to never question you about it and just rolling with it for the hell of it 😭😭💀

He secretly wonders if your joking or not

He sure is hoping so..

He won’t play along with you either he’ll just kinda look at you funny

Or he’ll roll his eyes and or chuckle a bit

Not even knowing what that even is

He secretly questions why he likes you

What drove him to like Such a…

Freak…

Lightheartedly of course 😙

He will still question if there’s something wrong with you

He just now registered that it’s a joke but like

Why can’t you be normal…

What was the reason???

He doesn’t understand it

No matter how many times you explain he’s still confused

Your only allowed to do this in public because he doesn’t understand what an ‘omega’ is

Once he does….

Ngl his goofy ass would probably be shellschocked 💀💀 not even upset about it 💀😭

But like…he’s still salty about it

And if you guys ever have a disagreement he’ll definitely bring that up

Like it’s fucking blackmail 😭💀

“I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT IS!!”

“…that’s why I’m the alpha bitch 🐺🤫🧏‍♂️”

Meanwhile he doesn’t even know what blackmail means probably 💀

He’s so fucking goofy bro- i love him sm

Dr. Failicer

I’m gonna be dead honest….

He knew you had to have been joking…there’s no way you just said that and now have the audacity to laugh about it in his face

“….your ass better be joking…”

He said that in more of a warning tone if anything

Like he’d loose his mind if you were actually being serious

Now that he knows you aren’t(for sure)

He can somewhat live in peace (not really)

Still thinks your a mega freak

Lowkey uses this shit as blackmail

He always gives you that look after you say some shit like that

Like it’s either that 100 yard stare or the “Ik you didn’t” ahh look

“Hello baby, my little omega-“

“Tf is wrong with you-“

He gets used to ur bullshit after a while but like and starts to laugh with you about it

But still don’t do this shit in public with him

There will be an argument about it

Everytime you do it now he just smiles and rolls his eyes choosing not respond with to you bs

“Pookie butt omega…why’re ignoring me 🥺🥺🥺”

“…chér…..just……be normal for once please”

Bro is begging 💀

Don’t get me wrong he thinks it’s funny and all but still 😭😭😭

Your lucky he loves you enough to deal with this type of buffoonery

Hook (ft jake and the neverland pirates cuz jake is his son 🤫🧏‍♂️)

Definitely had to do a double take….

The only thing he got out of that was ‘little’

But still wtf💀

“……what’re you on about dear….”he says pinching in between his brows

He doesn’t even know what that means

Nor will he get the reference

Probably ever

And even then he’s still done with you and your bs

Don’t get caught doing this shit when Peter is around either

Or his crew for that matter

If you do it in front of Mr. Smee they’ll be giving each other that look💀💀

“Are they okay??”

“I think the barnacles are starting to get to them”

💀💀💀

Ngl this shit would probably spread to jake so quick it’s not even funny💀💀

“You don’t get it dad your not an alpha wolf like the rest of us 💪🐺” 💀💀💀

By this point he’d actually just turn a blind eye to it

He’s so done with you

First Mr. smee now jake??

Wow

Might as well the rest of the crew huh??

The only person that knows what an alpha is is probably jake and that’s cause you taught him 💀💀

He gets that your joking and all (now at least)

After a while it’s probably just be such a normal occurrence to the point he just gives up

“Hey little omaga, how are you??”

“Good my…..alpha-“ he shudders at the thought of even calling you that but I digress

Still don’t do this infront of the crew 💀💀

You already got jake in on it he doesn’t need his crew knowing about what a freak you are….but hey he loves that freak right?? 😭😭

Just kidding your not a freak

Just a bit of a weirdo

And talking with you definitely doesn’t get old

Frollo (haven’t watched this movie in a while so forgive me if this isn’t accurate)

Your ass is getting crucified idk what to tell you 🧍🏾‍♀️

Jk(not really)

He’d definitely be baffled

He give you this disgusted look then shake his head before walking away

He needs at least an hour long break from you after that 😭💀

He never would have thought you would’ve done something like this

But whatever

He didn’t register it was a joke but while he’s taking his break from you he’d probably figure it out

He still thinks it’s a really weird joke

It doesn’t even make sense😭

He questions you about it later

In the end he still doesn’t get the point of the joke

“How is that funny in any way shape or form”

“It just is”

“It just isn’t”

“But it is”

“But it’s not”

“Shut the fuck up little omega daddy’s always right🤫🧏‍♂️”

Que frollo fainting

You two will usually go back and forth about this topic

After a while he won’t even care to argue about it anymore it just becomes a borderline normal occurrence

Key word borderline

He still thinks it mega weird no matter whether it’s a joke or not

It’s exasperating for him at this point

“Why must you you be this way?”

“It’s funny to see you upset 🥳”

Another one of villans whos done with you shit

Everytime you do it it gives him a migraine

But hey it’s worth it to keep his love entertained right?? 😭

Maleficent

Her actual reaction not even kidding

What’s wrong with you man??

She just looked at you

It wasn’t even worth it to her to respond 💀

Your lucky she didn’t turn you into a rat after that 💀💀

She knows you were joking

The joke just didn’t land

“…….omega…….?? I’m the omega here???”

“…….sorry pookie🧎”

She soon realizes she made a mistake by not checking you behavior

Because you kept at it

Now the only response you get is her face scrunching up in disgust

It’s so funny bro 😭😭

“How’s my little omega kitten today, mally??”

“…….I should have turned you into a salamander when I had the chance 🤦‍♀️”

There’s not really much else

There’s not really anyone else around that can catch you doing it

But if they were to shed actually just kill you both 💀💀

She’s sick of you to say the least

She knows you joking why can’t you be normal or quiet at least

Definitely questioning why she hasn’t killed you yet or why she loves you for that matters

When you do this you might doubt if she does at all but her not turning you into the rat you are should be proof enough 🥳🥳

I would have added the others but I got hella lazy and I had already spent over a week on this so enjoy little omegas of the world 🥳🥳🥳 I might add more later but who knows

I’m never writing again /j