#puny people

[esc-is-holding-me-hostage]

after checking the reactions to Ziferblat winning, i now conclude that Eurovision fans don't deserve rights

[keithbutgay]

I find it funny when people say that Hugo is the stronger of the two. Like, I know Donella trained him and all but have you looked at that man?? He's a freaking TWIG. Varian "grew up on a farm" Ruddiger could snap him in half without even trying

Hugo: Do you trust me?

Varian: Not as far as I could throw you.

Hugo: *looks at Varian's biceps* So pretty far then

[soft-girl-musings]

it's been 11 years and i don't think many (if any) mcu projects are nearly as quotable as the avengers

like they've been trying for a decade but you just can't replicate that

[dollopheadedmerlin]

Ever since I noticed that Merlin does not, in fact, have big round eyes, I've felt really nice about my own eyes. I always used to wish they were bigger, more animated. I like that my favorite character also has smallish eyes like mine.

[mischiefmodig]

the takes may question my sanity, but do not diminish my enjoyment <3 I'm going to make s'mores from this particular trash heap

fun fact: both Loki and Thor are both allowed to have suffered through their childhoods. Was it different for each of them? well DUH. They are two different people with different perspectives and different reactions to things thrown at them.

It is unfair and wrong to invalidate one persons truama over another, and that is the end of it. I cannot stress this enough, S T O P D O I N G T H A T.

Anyways I'm off to bed LOL may come back though ... hmmm

[lotusarchon]

No because what would everyone else's reaction be to mk getting the reader pregnant with twins be? 🤣🤣 probably loose their minds. Two miny mk's to cause even more chaos, I can't imagine the jade emperor's reaction.

I could barely handle the grandfather now I get the son plus two more brats to cause havoc!! To hell with them!!!

Bro advocating the throne and getting the hell outta there 😂

wukong boutta tell them to create more just so he can fuck with the jade emperor, be like " here's my grandbabies, they're even worse than yours truly and they're my new little army of gremlins 🥺)

I mean, in hindsight the Jade Emperor most likely didn't know MK existed at all. At the very least aside from Nezha, I don't think any other celestial knew the existence of MK till s5, and even he most likely didn't see him as much of a threat since he was still, y'know, a human child and not much compared to his mentor. I uh, don't really understand why everyone assumes the Jade Emperor (in Lego Monkie Kid, specifically), would actually be concerned about MK. Cause I feel like Nezha most definitely reported about him to the celestial realm, but they kinda just...don't care. And for good reason, because it isn't till s4 (where my man JE dies) that Mk's nonsense about harbinger of chaos is revealed, and if the Ten Kings of Hell didn't know MK was the harbinger, then less for the celestial realm.

And also just. Mk's not very threatening, if you ask me. The villains in the show are more scared of his mentor than they are of him, to be frank, and ignoring minor demons like Yin and Jin aside, they pick Mk as a target because everyone knows you can't bully Wukong. Jade Emperor would've taken one look at MK and go, "Huh. Wukong, why couldn't you be more like this sweet, gentle, angel?" And you have Wukong giving JE the bombastic side eye cause wdym he's not an angel??

But MK having twins with Reader would give everyone else a heart attack. Especially Pigsy I imagine because he takes one look at MK then grabs you and shrieks, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING!???" (For good reason MK has like one brain cells and Wukong holds it).

I mean this lovingly but I imagine everyone believes MK shouldn't be allowed to copulate because he's insane and if he has mini hims it's gonna end the world 😭😭😭 they're all giving you sympathetic looks cause yeah...no you're doomed/lh

Giving birth hurts (I've seen my sister give birth in our living room), if Wukong had the balls to ask Reader to have anymore children after giving birth to TWINS WITH BIG ASS HEADS LIKE THEIR DAD (lovingly) she would grab him by the collar and castrate him for life. 💀 Reader is nawt trusting Wukong with her babies tbh she doesn't want him to start crying on the spot and faint while holding her kids

Also no offense but. If the demons in LMK took one look at MK and thought he was an easy target to vent their frustrations about Wukong onto him, then imagine beings like the Jade Emperor. He's not even going to bat an eye if Wukong shows up with his grandbabies because he's gonna go, "Huh, neat. Your cute little student made them? They have his eyes."

Dunno why everyone is obsessed with believing every demon and god are terrified of MK because he's Wukong's student. Everyone is mad pissy at Wukong in canon but especially the demons, can't do anything about it, so their source of frustration is his student, y'know, MK?

Just because he's Wukong's student doesn't automatically make him scary or threatening. And if you're someone powerful at best you're gonna look at MK and think exactly what Macaque says: some kid with a heavy stick. Because till s5, that's what he is. A kid. With a heavy stick. The most threatening thing about MK is that he most likely has rabies and has no remorse in biting your arm off. People just don't know that from first glance because he's sweet.

[ai-higurashi]

Dropping my Undergu Empire OC before tomorrow, when it's revealed the whole empire was just those five weirdoes all along or something.

Anyways, her name is Caprikon and she's a recruiter and an instructor for the Undergu Empire's army.

She doesn't usually directly attack weaklings but, unlike Minoton, it's not out of some sense of honor or anything like that. She simply doesn't feel like they're worth going all out if they can't put up an interesting challenge.

Regardless, she finds amusing to humour them, pretending to be more on par with their abilities, just so she can watch them build themselves up and then inevitably crash once they get way too over their heads. This makes her appear kind and friendly, especially to younger recruits, even though she's usually condescending and deep down doesn't really respect them much.

When she finds strong opponents she's more than thrilled to actually throw hands herself though, and you know she actually respects someone when she doesn't hold herself back.

[nevesmose]

It's a big kinda Web versus Slaughter rammy.

My attempt to describe the overarching plot of CSM Part 1 to my wife who has no interest in anime/manga but loves TMA. She understood.

Just in case you're wondering:

[wanderingandfound]

After having a lot of trouble falling asleep, then a lot of trouble staying asleep, I have woken up earlier than I would like with a sore throat and a worryingly precarious mental state for first thing in the morning.

[anarkhebringer]

There's a wild part of my mind that just knows deep inside that if Zenos were in Stardew Valley, somehow Elliott would woo him despite him not being a fighter at all. They both talk like Shakespeare and grew up as literature lovers.

Zenos would talk about the thrill of one's life being on the line and the urge to rip in and drink deep of the enemy's essence after going to the mines, and Elliott would just reply with "terrifying, hun, I love you."

[girlboss2k1]

the problem with succession fans is sometimes the characters just lie for funsies and people will wholly believe it. like no that 60 year old lawyer was not doing phone sex with her boss’s son as a top G business move sometimes women are just silly

[faragonreblogs]

Man.

I'd like a roleplay where the other oc character isn't some super powerful, millenia-old primordial being who's so insanely strong they could kill me in an instant (and are ready to kill on site), while I'm just a lil friendly guy tryin to get by.

I'd like to stop running into those constantly, please.

[oh-meow-swirls]

Yokai watch 1, 4, and Y-Academy are all on sale for dirt cheap in Japan rn! I bought yokai watch 1 for like 9 dollars (1,400 yen)

nice. makes me hope we get something soon-

[finallygaycoldones]

Ted (unprovoked) : “yeah so I get compared to Ed Kemper a lot” 😭😭😭

THE CO-ED KILLER????!?!

[thoughtsbeewild]

it hasn’t gotten better, orange president n it’s supreme leaders, with white press secretary is selling marketing preaching broadcasting lies. I think they think one citie is great, n projecting that nationwide the United States is great. It’s only gotten worst , this is not a fucking lie.

I think they are only praising republicans states but not helping the blue states. So it’s a lie, things have gotten worst..

I’m so broke I’m shopping at the dollar tree, a tel down to Walmart, I’ve stayed away from target, Amazon,,and shopping made in china..trump n his stupid aminststion, his white press secretary are spreading false information. It hasn’t gotten better, just worst.

on the good news, everyone hates Elon. People are stupidly to buy Teslas after firing workers, n trump helping him. Like hey fuckers I fired you, now buy my telsa. What an evil douche, he not a leader, he not for the people, you can project carry son on shoulder like your a good person, I had that stupid bitch projected Facebook family bullshit like she a good person, when actuality they are not. Elon musk is not, n bashing Tesla worldwide , you should blame yourself, n our orange president for that. You get what you give, that is called karma. Orange continues this destructive path to self revenge n saying people voted. That is a lie, you can’t keep using people voted, cause we didn’t vote for Elon musk.

[bellflowergarden]

genuinely how stupid can a person be