#and raccoons are decently heavy man. especially one as chubby as ruddiger | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

keithbutgay · 2 years ago

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I find it funny when people say that Hugo is the stronger of the two. Like, I know Donella trained him and all but have you looked at that man?? He's a freaking TWIG. Varian "grew up on a farm" Ruddiger could snap him in half without even trying

Hugo: Do you trust me?

Varian: Not as far as I could throw you.

Hugo: *looks at Varian's biceps* So pretty far then

#like man carried two people and was barely struggling #and raccoons are decently heavy man. especially one as chubby as ruddiger #HE'S PRETTY FREAKING STRONG #whereas hugo has negative muscles #look at that puny man #i cant stand these guys /j #vat7k #varian and the seven kingdoms #hugo the human #hugo vat7k #varian vat7k #varigo

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