BANGS HEAD ON WALL
making out with malleus or just being so affectionate with the fae on that damn tower when malleus KNOWS that rollo's just behind that glass window. watching and scowling as your lips pressed against the fae's jaw with your cheeks burning and eyes half-lidded. how rollo thought you were once pure and innocent from these vile creatures yet here you are completely drunk by mere words and touches alone.
malleus glancing over his shoulder as he caresses your waist and that ghost of a smirk stretching on his lips as he could practically sense the anger from the person behind the glass pane. the handkerchief crumping under rollo's grip, trying to stop himself from punching and breaking the glass. he doesn't know if he's angry at you or malleus. he's not going to lose his only.... well
we can find another way to word his sweet maria.
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genshin fans on twitter always make me feel so smart
like "arlecchino is the only competent harbinger!!!!!!" she got one gnosis that was basically free. like girl didnt do shit to get that.
signora got two and was executed before she got the third. childe successfully summoned a god, fought that fatass narwhal for who knows how long, and has the foul legacy. scara ERASED HIMSELF FROM EXISTENCE and also got the electro gnosis. capitano went against the god of war and was ready to keep fighting after getting punched in the heart (and he is definitely evenly matched with mavuika).
god i hate people on twitter and tiktok, they cant read
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okay but platonic cyno and tighnari-
cyno being sad for some unknown reason, and tighnari can't figure out what's wrong with him. and then an idea pops into his mind. a humiliating idea.
but cyno is sad, so, tighnari throws his pride down the drain, mentally prepares himself, and tells Cyno the corniest joke he can think of
"cyno, what's the fiercest kind of flower?"
".....tighnari, I don't mean to be rude but I don't really want to hear plant facts right now-"
"a- *gags* ....dande-lion"
cyno takes a moment to process what tighnari just said, as tighnari is rethinking his entire life up until now. and then, a smile creeps up on cyno's lips as he lets out a small laugh
"...I get it...."
"yeah. enjoy it, cause it's the first and last joke you'll ever hear from me"
"I'm still a little sad though..."
"......fine. I'll humor you this time"
and then tighnari just continues to tell cyno horrible plant jokes until he feels better. cyno knows how much tighnari hates his jokes, so hearing him tell them just make cyno feel better, showed just how much he cares about him🥹
I personally think tighnari despises cyno's sense of humor, but if it makes him happy, then he'll just have to put up with it :)
yeah brother cyno and tighnari for life✊
(I like to believe that tighnari is the big brother but he just lets cyno believe that HE is the older brother)
YES OMG HUEHDUEHEUEJEUETHIS IS ADORABLE OMG HAAAAAA THANK YOU ANON
BAHAHA YESSSSSS
When Tighnari feel bad or what, Cyno always want him to be okay (if you play/remember Darshan Event, when Tighnari nearly collapse because of the heat of desert, Cyno was so worried and when it was over, he went to see Tighnari and asked him if he wished to hear some of his jokes, Tighnari politely declined and thanked hiM BECAUSE HE KNEW HE WISHED MAKING HIM FEEL BETTER i swear i Love theeem 😭😭😭😭)
So yeah !!! Tighnari would. Try. To do some jokes for Cyno when he is down 😭😭😭 AND JUST SEEING TIGHNARI TRYING TO ENTERTAIN HIM WITH SOME PUN JOKE, Cyno could not be sad anymore 🙄
YES HAHAHA Tighnari is the responsible one in the family 🙄 ACTUALLY IN WINDBLUM EVENT, we learn that Tighnari don't want to admit that Cyno is the older one bahahaha 😭😭 i swear they are so goofy
Albedo : "which one is older 👁👁"
tighnari : "i prefer to not answer😐"
Cyno : "i am older than him but he doesn't want to admit it 🙄"
Nari : "you r younger than me in your head, like a little brother 🤨 even Collei could be your big sister"
And now, I am sure they are still fighting for who is the older brother one bahahaha 😭😭😭
(A bonus of cyno saying : " you will never see me admitting I am the youngest !! 😠 except when playing card, to confuse my opponent. " i love him so much 😭😭😭😭)
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