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Muzium Sultan Johor, Johor - Feb 2009.
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"Let he, who is without cringe, throw the first stone."
-Olson, D. [Folding Ideas]. (2024, June 19). I Don't Know James Rolfe.
#folding ideas#dan olson#nathan landel#i don't know james rolfe#i dont know james rolfe#james rolfe#angry video game nerd#yes i cited this in pseudo apa#it just feels right to do that considering how much of a masterpiece the film is#i used apa because thats what i used in uni#also its barely pseudo apa#i just didnt add ''[Video]. Youtube.'' with the hyperlink at the end#it looked bad aesthetically
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fellow period-piece swooners, I have a movie rec for you and I am downright flexing my hand about it. and I am sorry, so sorry, that you cannot watch it right now- because I attended the world premiere at TIFF last night and apparently it's still seeking distribution which means unfortunately there are no gifs yet for me to reblog - but this is your notice to keep a weather eye:
the movie is the Widow Clicquot. the plot is champagne!
...not the celebratory spritz and spray of it all, but the dedication and innovation and passion and knowing-your-taste-and-insisting-on-it of getting bubbles to be just the right size and fuck Napoleon's embargos actually...
also, the people expressing opinions about Napoleon are a British cast pretending to be French - which I guess appeals to the piece of my soul that is Les Mis.
it's beautifully filmed in a way I specifically associate with Pride & Prejudice 2005... which makes sense given the director, Thomas Napper, directed the second camera unit on P&P 2005 & Atonement & Anna Karenina & etc. Joe Wright, who directed those, is a producer here (and was on stage last night & I had no idea who he was whoops).
there's a scene of exploding champagne bottles that may haunt me forever the way the floating cotton in North & South 2004 does. that & the vines.
to quote Taylor Swift, "it's giving cinematography."
the Widow Clicquot herself is played by Haley Bennett (who has been in many things I haven't seen...yes I had to imdb Haley while sitting in the row right behind her but) who I have seen before in Music & Lyrics! As Cora Corman! "Way Back Into Love"! & "Buddha's Delight"- I believe in karma (la, la, la)
anyway she's great in this - the Q&A host after called her performance "transcendant", not wrong - she had a SAG-AFTRA waiver to be there, and thankfully because this was very apparently a passion project throw-everything-you-are-into-it role for her. And her post-movie quotes speaking both about the character's passion and her own- "do something that makes you feel like a goddess!"; "do what you love and let it kill you"- made me a fan.
the Widow Clicquot's dead husband? Tom Sturridge, The Sandman himself and playing just as much a dream as Dream (note: I do not promise "dreamy" I promise "dream" which can also have adjectives like "wild" and "fever" applied). You need a good voice when leaning on some voiceover from letters/memory for a character; he sure has it.
but. Sam Riley. aka Mr Darcy from Pride & Prejudice & Zombies, and Maleficent's hot raven (and looks even better in this imho)- his character is Louis Bohne, Veuve Clicquot's wine merchant, and as much as the Widow herself, his character made me go, "I need to read the book" to learn how much was history v fiction there.
the character dynamic was: damn, of course you're cool with your husband's libertine BFF/possibly-lover, you're secure and he's such fun company.... your husband's tragically gone but his friend helps you out & appreciates your true love of the vineyard without overstepping... well. get yourself a friend you can both giggle with over how hot the new foreman is (Leo Suter filling a historical-eye-candy role) ... AND hook up with yourself. you go girl, & bless your hot bisexual heart fictionalized Louis Bohne.
(hottest kiss in cinema off the top of my head is always the Timothy Olyphant & Jennifer Garner first kiss in Catch & Release. But some scenes here flirt with that level, & it was the Widow/Louis scenes for me).
the sound alone made this one worth seeing in theaters; sounds were so well used (maybe when a movie is so much about taste, & you can't convey taste through a screen, you double down on the senses you can) and it was scored by Bryce Dessner from The National (whose brother has been collaborating on Taylor Swift's recent best tunes)-
the Widow's name is Barbe-Nicole and not to make a Champagne Barbie reference but this hit in the spot Barbie also reached for, in a subtle way, with the effortlessly close relationship she has with her maid (Lizzie from Peaky Blinders! thanks imdb, knew I knew that face) and the woman in a man's world of it all - obviously one who created a successful dynasty of champagne and how did I never know how instrumental women have been in creating champagne as we know it, about to jump down a historical rabbit hole here-
+ also. grief. "you don't understand. he wasn't just someone's first love". an early line + the one that stuck with me.
anyway. not to say I think it's a perfect movie (there were a few "wait I need more information" beats that left me feeling like I *need* and not just want to read the book)... and it didn't make me think "this better be up for an Oscar" (One Life, with Johnny Flynn & Anthony Hopkins which I saw Saturday: made me cry & should be)- though I think it could be for sound!... and I don't know if I'd say it's the movie I enjoyed the most (Flora & Son, out Sept 29) or learned the most from (Paul Simon documentary, all 209 minutes of it, probably takes that of the 4 films I saw)-
But it's the one I'm writing this post about. & I'm going to get the book. It made me want a bottle of Veuve Clicquot champagne. & to go to the champagne region. & to see gifs of it on my dash, immediately. & I would read fan fic if there was some- it built the characters and its own movie world enough for that, with enough space left to wonder- and when a movie can do that, it thrills me.
anyway Tumblr, or at least the side I always land on. I think you'd like it. I think it's your kind of movie too. and it's filled with a lot of love from people who clearly loved making it. here's to independent productions and the unions fighting for fair deals to make a living doing what they love, here's to feeling like a goddess, here's to gorgeous period pieces and gif makers of scenes to come, here's to the author in the audience who got to see her book on screen- and the movie star who got it made and all of us still working on making our own art into something that can be seen someday. Here's to the passion of creativity in whatever shape it takes, pour the champagne 🍾🥂
#movies#films#widow clicquot#period pieces#movie recs#tag or no tag if you're meant to find this post I think you will#(not to sound like one of those tiktok pseudo psychics ye gods but that's just the tumblr way and why i love it here)#nowhere in this post did i manage to mention the young accountant who shows up looking like he could be one of the Les Amis#and playing a great minor role in the part#but also that#this got long but 🤷🏻♀️#sometimes you have something to say to a wider audience than your friends and family and tumblr is the place and people i choose
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Chronicle (2012, Josh Trank)
31/07/2024
#Chronicle#film#2012#josh trank#found footage#Pseudo documentary#independent film#thriller#Science fiction film#Max Landis#Richard Trank#john landis#budget#Akira#Carrie#trailer#2011#Online and offline#italian language#20th century studios#dane dehaan#united states#united kingdom#Category 2012 films#aspect ratio#Film genre#action film#Cinema fantastico#film director
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For... anyone who you think has the funniest/best pet peeve lol
answered here and I think it's Link's! :) Excerpt below.
"I don't think either of them get under my skin all that often," he says. "For River, I guess it would be when he refuses help, even from Felix. Watching it from a distance can sometimes get really upsetting, even if it's understandable." He pauses, considering. "For Felix, hmm. Maybe when I come home and he's reprogrammed the remote to all these random documentaries and weird apps that he's found."
River, arms wrapped around his legs on the sofa opposite him, says, "That can't be a pet peeve. It's funny when he does that."
"I'm not saying it's not funny," Lincoln says, only a little defensive, "but when I get home at midnight and try to watch a game and he's got it programmed to bring me to some panda live-stream in Beijing, it takes a few years off my life."
The corner of River's lips twitch, just the smallest amount.
#oc asks#i don't give pet peeves a lot of thought#i think this is a flaw of mine#in that#i think the character groups in each respective story think the absolute world of one another#which of course would still mean they have pet peeves#but i usually dedicate all my special thinking time to their very sweet tender loving moments#and very few to when they annoy each other#ITS AN AREA FOR GROWTH ITS IN THE FIVE YEAR PLAN#anyway#pseudo-pet-peeve#i think lincoln actually thinks its cute#ask game#this finished up the ask game!#i got stuck on the pet peeve asks lol#sorry#ITS 90 PERCENT CHAOS TAGS OVER HERE#did you make it this far?#if so: i hope you're having a good wednesday#what should i be writing#also this is for the anon who wants the leo scene before the one where he's filmed introducing himself:#i haven't forgotten!
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minerva and roman council portrait doodles ☀️
#invictus only let roman focus on art the way he does because they ran out of camera film a while ago and being able to draw is helpful#other members of the council also like having fancy portraits and busts of themselves so it gains Invictus and roman some favor#the flowers are chocolate daisy and sunflower btw I'm bad at drawing plants#art#my ocs#titan#my art#titan posting#sketch#minerva#roman#i need to do outfit sketches of the peeps on titan 'cause they have like pseudo greco-roman atomic style fusion fashion and it's hard to-#-properly show with just busts#also!!! the back & sides of minerva's hair are in braids. the top is styled loosely and pulled back. and the front sides are in finger coil
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Life Is Cheap... But Toilet Paper Is Expensive, 1989.
Dir. Wayne Wang | Writ. Spencer Nakasako, Amir Mokri & Wayne Wang | DOP Amir Mokri
#blood cw#life is cheap... but toilet paper is expensive#life is cheap but toilet paper is expensive#wayne wang#us film#hong kong film#1980s#cora miao#black comedy#pseudo documentary#dark drama
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Twisted Nerve (1968)
"Martin's dead. He's been bad. N- not Georgie. Bad, bad Martin. And now... I lay me down to sleep, pray the Lord my soul to keep... if I die before I wake... if I die before I... wake..."
#twisted nerve#1968#british cinema#roy boulting#leo marks#roger marshall#hywel bennett#hayley mills#billie whitelaw#phyllis calvert#frank finlay#barry foster#salmaan peerzada#gretchen franklin#timothy west#russell napier#christian roberts#brian peck#timothy bateson#bernard herrmann#a... tricky little film. that iconic whistling score has long outlived the source material‚ a troublesome but undeniably well made psycho#thriller that gently pushed boundaries for mainstream brit cinema in the late 60s. Bennett was never prettier‚ the Boulting bros never#more focused and challenging‚ but time has not been kind to some of the language and attitudes on display here. actually time isn't even#really the main issue: plenty of people were upset by this film's depiction of developmental disabilities and its pseudo scientific#exploitation plot on first release (so much so that the producers added a spoken disclaimer to the beginning of the film). it's undoubtedly#objectionable in its broader thrust and its central conceit and i quite get why that will be enough to turn most people off it and even#earn their enmity. but get past it (if you can‚ if you choose) and there are still things of value here‚ imo. the supporting cast is#particularly glittery‚ with Foster (repellent)‚ Whitelaw (complex and quietly tragic) and Peerzada (eternally patient and dignified in his#dealings with ceaseless racism and ignorance) the particular stand outs. it's handsomely shot‚ too‚ with Roy B flexing his creative muscles#a little in a rare aside from his usual comedy film projects. idk there's something here‚ i think. but watch forewarned and prepared
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Zero Day Director commentary - With actor Andre Keuck
#movies#film#cinema#Damn I wish Cal was here#Andre and Ben are really interesting to listen to#This movie is one of those movies where it needs like 3 commentaries#It needs one with just Ben Coccio by himself#then one with Cal and Andre by themselves#then another with all 3 of them#Not all movies do that but I love when studios/filmmakers have multiple commentaries to create a sense of thorough intimacy#due to the nature of how commentaries are set up they can be quite restrictive/pressing/limited with no pauses or rewinds.#so I find cast/crew don't have enough time or able to present how they would like to if they could edit/rewind or pause for fluent presenta#So I love when they have director commentaries and actor commentaries or composer commentaries#Platoon's dvd extras are so dope they got multiple commentaries and one with military adviser Dale Dye who was a RL vietnam vet#Or Hostel's commentaries where one is just Eli Roth and another is Tarantino and Eli Roth with Scott Spiegal#idk if Zero Day ever got a blu-ray release but I think it should but the DV technology of the camera is kinda at it's limit of resolution#but an AI upscaling with 20 years later retrospective with Ben Cal and Andre would be sooo dope along with updated commentaries#Every few years I always rewatch Zero Day so that time has come that last few days lol#Ever since Columbine as a lil kid I have always been into spree-murders and active shooter incidents#I remember reading a peer-reviewed paper called Pseudo-Commandos#And Eric and Dylan and Andre and Cal would be dubbed Pseudo-Commandos where they dress up in a semi-military fashion#and have a delusion of superiority mixed with perceived sense of persecution whether it's true or not#it went into the Postal shooter from the 80s as well and what he went through along#plus I read another book called Going Postal which also went into postal shootings along with school shootings#I want to make a film about spree murders or an active shooter/s but I remember just getting so tired of the subject matter#because every 3 weeks there was some new shooter in the headlines and I found myself not wanting to be exploitative#When I write/direct my film I'd like it to address and study the character of such an individual but not try to be too political#or exploitative and focus on the ambiguities that are left behind when someone does this#as a society I noticed we stopped asking the questions on why and stopped having constructive conversations#it feels like as a coping mechanism we've started treating them like tornados or natural disasters
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On June 18, 1971, Punishment Park premiered at the Melbourne Film Festival.
Here's some new art inspired by the indie classic!
#punishment park#peter watkins#mockumentary dystopian film#pseudo documentary#political thriller#splatter film#horror movies#satire#satirical film#hippie movies#never trust a hippie#grindhouse film#hippiesploitation#1970s#indie film#independent film#movie art#art#drawing#movie history#pop art#modern art#pop surrealism#cult movies#portrait#cult film#melbourne film festival#film premiere
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Muzium Sultan Johor, Johor - Feb 2009.
Shot with Nikon D70s but editing wise... I was trying to imitate film crossprocess effect.
#Johor#istana#palace#Malaysia#facade#urban#cross processed#pseudo film#Nikon#Nikon Dx#Nikon D70s#D70s#city#photographer on tumblr
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guys something really scary is happening to me and my google docs
#does it count as rpf if its about specifically a films version of real people like markwardo is this pseudo rpf#i don't know why this is happening to me its kind of a nightmare i dont know anything about american politics#i just think its a really good film and also those reporters should have fucked#sorry everyone this is probably my weirdest one yet#micah.txt#journalism yaoi tag
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she’s a 10 but she has parasocial relationships with disney characters
#was too scared to put this on my main LMAO#but anyway for one of my classes my professor is asking us over the weekend to ponder what it means to be a princess#using the disney princess films as a blueprint#and like due to all the rachel zegler snow white drama she’s creating for herself I’ve seen a lot of people#make really valid arguments in defense of the disney princesses esp the classic ones#so I am even more well equipped to argue a case for them#and there’s this one person in my class who is so annoying and seems like they would probably take on the pseudo-feminist idea of like#the classic princesses being weak bc they seek domesticity or true love#which in most cases is just blatantly not true#anyway I could write a thesis about this topic and I will be exercising some of that argumentative power on Monday if I have to
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"And then I noticed the ears. They started coming in droves. All shapes, all sizes... detached from whoever they belonged to." All of it seemed insane to him but there they were. All lined up in order smallest to largest. Somehow Landon felt as if someone was trying to send a message. Maybe just maybe they were lending an ear...
#speak of the devils on my shoulder! dash comments#!! lmaoo he's in his own weird pseudo film noir directed by d.avid l.ynch confirmed
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the fact that there aren’t more args in wrestling is baffling to me
#i'm just shooting the shit so this isn't thought through but#i feel like it gels with the fundamentally conspiratorial nature of a lot of wrestling fans#dirt sheets/the desire to see past the curtain and uncover “hidden” info#there's preexisting use of twitter for character interaction and creating pseudo-canonical narratives outside of actual products#idk man. i feel like it's much more sensical to make a companion arg to a scheduled live theater performance#that can in some way react to arg developments in real time than something like a tv show or film#but afaik the only particularly developed arg was the chikara one from a few years ago
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just finished and watched all of andersen’s resident evil films so that you don’t have to
#♱ ⁺ . ⋆ ˙ * 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙰.#oughhhhhhgeehefPUGHHHHH I FEEL DERANGED#ngl. the first one and apocalypse were decent#first one was arguably the best#everything to went to shit when the writers decided the world also needed to go to shit#i guess my questions are 1. why did the world’s climate get worse even though human interference is non-existent#like. what’s up with that#2. did the events of re4 ever take place. bc why the fuck is the plaga a thing here if none of these people went to spain#and 3. i completely forgot alice had telekinesis . whats up with that#man. i shouldve watched this high#it wouldve been infinitely more funny#maybe im just an elitist but the pacing of these films drive me insane#esp the last one#andersen truly just throws random shit in these films and completely forgets about them later on#like. what the fuck happened to jill. what happened to leon#what happened to alice’s pseudo DAUGHTER#anyways. the films couldve been better if they let michelle rodriguez’s character live#much love to alice x carlos and alice x claire but i have always been an alice x rain believer
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