#propane

[godshideouscreation]

[ask-hank]

The only stove in the hotel exploded and it'll be two weeks before anyone can come look at it. Do you have any propane grills you could recommend in the meantime? ...Preferably that sell to... Well... Hell...

@ask-vaggie

Heh heh, Why sure, what you need is the Vogner Charking Imperial. Not only will it cook a steak or burger to perfection, but propane is a clean burning fuel so you'll taste the meat and not the heat. Now let me know if Lucifer needs some propane to run the flames down there. It'll be a clean burning Hell, I tell you h'what.

[hydropyro]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Why is propane flammable?

Propane has always been troublesome.

Since it was born in the 1850s, it has been prone to bouts of flatulence and arson. Attempts to control Propane have been mixed at best, with many able to capture it but few able to tame its criminal nature. Other gasses such as Methane, Butane, and even Hydrogen are also flammable and have committed acts of vandalism and fire-starting on their own, but as Propane is the most infamous of such gasses, they are merely considered Propane's criminal accessories.

Notably, though Oxygen is also key to most earthly combustion, it has received favorable treatment because humans are forced to rely on it. Unrelated, but guess why gas companies don't get prosecuted?

[kozy4stuff]

So @gabriel-grumbletoon drew Hank Hill like. Once. And I immediately came up with this.

So here's some gift art. Gift art? It's kind of cursed. Curse art. You've been cursed.

[TRANSCRIPT:

First image: Hank Hill from King of the Hill addresses Gabriel Grumbletoon, Dilly's Toontown monkey OC, who hangs on his arm like, well, a monkey.

HANK: Gabriel, I may not know what a "Grumbletoon" is, but I think there ain't nothing to grumble about you, son.

Second image: Hank puts on a fierce look and grabs a propane tank. A large one.

HANK: Now let's teach these Gear-Heads about propane and propane accessories.

Third image: Hank hurls the propane tank at one of the cog head robot things from Toontown idk what they're called I don't play Toontown but it EXPLODES with a POOM and lights up the whole room.

Fourth image: Gabriel smiles as he watches the flames.

[beardedmrbean]

[psycho-claw-blog]

Propane and propane accessories

[sportsandlaughs]

[covecampfire]

Hank Hill is autistic and nothing can convince me otherwise.

[kipsbat]

lil wonky kip doodle :3

[letsallgotothelobby]

I tell you what

[ask-hank]

These beachgoers are asinine, not a single propane grill anywhere. All charcoal and...ugh... electric. Good thing I brought some pamphlets! Heh heh heh.

@ask-daria-morgendorffer

[mostlythemarsh]

Pressure

[pizzzaburrp]

KING OF THE HILL COMICS #11 (1997)

“Hell Burns Cleaner With Propane!”

[magnetic-maverick]

[give-a-rating]