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[johnnydany]

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[prettyupsetnerd]

my last post was kind of a flop, so I'm being annoying and posting this again because!!! I want people to see it!!!!! PLS give my silly goofy capcut creation a watch!!!

[alwayshinny]

Harry and Lily Luna 🐞 - "I don't want you to save the world. I just want you to be my daddy."

It was tough leaving for his Auror missions after Ginny had finished Hogwarts, but it became even harder after his kids were born, especially his little Lily Luna.

She sensed Harry was leaving before he even told her. She became his little shadow and followed him everywhere. Lily demanded extra cuddles, waited outside the bathroom, declined to eat her meals unless she was sitting in his lap and he was feeding her, and refused to leave his side until he had to leave.

He didn't realize she was listening in on his and Ginny's conversation the other day about a dangerous mission he had been working on for months. She noticed the way her mom's hands would fidget and how she asked him to be careful in a small voice.

Lily's cousins all said Uncle Harry was saving the world, which she hated because saving the world required him to leave for missions. Everything seemed bigger and scarier when her father wasn't present.

When she noticed the patronus signaling that it was time for him to leave, she huffed and strolled over to her favorite tree, slumping down with a pout. She took a fistful of grass, yanked it out of its roots, and threw it on the ground while crossing her arms over her chest. She heard her father's footsteps as he scooped her up into his arms and tickled her, and instead of laughing, her lips trembled as tears streamed down her face. Harry immediately pulled her into a hug and wiped her tears with his thumb. "Hey, what's wrong, my little Lilybug?" She played with his collar for a few seconds before looking him in the eyes and saying "I don't want you to save the world. I just want you to be my daddy."

[hermanunworthy]

oakworthy in the outfits me and my gf wore for her bday last week bc i love drawing self indulgent shit <33

[stealthetrees]

This is based off my own experiences.

Quinlan Vos takes Commander Fox to an aquarium.

It’s supposed to be a date, but due to Fox being autistic and also aroace and also on a roof trying to pet a stray cat when Quinlan asked him, he doesn’t know.

Fox is having the time of his life. They spend a long time at every tank bc Fox wants to see every fish and read every single info card. He’s running around and looking at all the fish and talking to all the employees and he’s so exited.

Quinlan is happy Fox is having fun but quickly realizes this would not be romantic at all. Which is just fine, but very different from what he planned in his head.

They spend all day there because Fox got into a deep conversation with one of the employees about symbiotic relationships that lasted hours. The manager has to come and ask them to leave.

When Quinlan brings Fox back to the barracks, Fox says bye and runs off to show everyone the giant stuffed shark he got from the gift shop. Thorn is waiting at the door and after Fox leaves he encourages Quinlan to take him out more often, maybe somewhere more expensive. Buy him gifts and all that. Quinlan takes it as real advice and Stone tries to tell Thorn not to bully him like that but Thorn explains his plan to use their relationship to get treats and gifts he knows Fox is gonna share with everyone.

Quinlan later figures it all out but never stops doing things like that for Fox, just buys enough for him to share. Fox never finds out Quinlan was trying to date him.

[elderscrollsconceptart]

Cyrus

E3 1997 Promotional image for The Elder Scrolls Adventures: Redguard

*Art credit unclear but very likely by John Pearson*

[bunmurdock]

//hiii im that anon from before!! wrote this quick blurb for you because im too shy to actually post it but i hope you like it!!

usually, you're able to be patient while matt finishes his work. in fact, you pride yourself in it. the way he smiles at you as he slips his coat onto your shoulders, ready to take you home and away from his office, it fills you with pride.

except for tonight.

you're tired. you had a long day at work, and now matt is ignoring you. but you know that he knows how frustrated and worked up you are.

half because he's just that good at reading you, half because you're hanging all over him. your head is on his shoulder as you sit in his lap, trying to get his attention as he listens to the latest case he has to work on.

and on top of that, you're rolling your hips against him, and whining. at some point, he grabs your chin in his hand.

"quit the whining, bun." he leans in and presses a soft kiss to your lips, a sharp contrast to his sharp words. "you know i don't want to be rough with you after a long day. i'd much rather take care of you." he hums, his hands beginning on your knees, slowly inching up towards your panties.

you weigh your options.

"make me." you tell him. you see his jaw tighten, and just as quickly as his hands were on you, they're off. with ease, he picks you up off his lap and puts you on the floor, not exactly gently. you look up at him confused, before he just clicks his tongue, something he does every time the two of you start a game like this.

"i know you know better than to just sit there and look at me all dumb, baby." he says, his foot positioned perfectly for you to ride his boot. "go on, i know you can get off on my boot, dumb mutt." he hums, and then he turns his attention back to his work.

selfishly, you do just that. you begin to hump against his boot, and when you begin to let out a whine, matt's hand is in your hair. he pushes your hair back, before pulling on it with all of his pent up frustration.

when you let out a loud whine at this, he just rolls his eyes.

"gotta be quiet, bunny." he hums. "don't want daddy to think you're enjoying this, do we?"

you shake your head, and he mocks the shaking of your head with a wicked smirk. you try and hide your face in the fabric of his pants as you rutt against his boot, but he pulls your hair again.

his hand finds your chin, and he squeezes your face so that your mouth is in the shape of an 'o', before leaning down and spitting in your mouth-- you do not try and stop him, just letting out a soft whimper. before you can really react though, his hand moves from his grip on your chin, before slipping two fingers into your mouth.

you immediately latch onto them, happily sucking on his fingers, not minding so much when he toys with you, slowly pushing his fingers back to gag you, just to smell your salty tears in the air as you gag against his fingers.

every time you whine, he just shushes you gently, a stark contrast to his rough movements.

"every time you whine, i get distracted and lose my place, mutt. keep it up and i'll never finish my work, and you'll spend all night riding my boot without cumming. don't make me repeat myself, honey," he leans in and presses a soft kiss to your head, "dumb puppies know how to follow orders, right?"

putting this under read more bc i want ppl to read n reblog - pls 🙏

MEAN!MM? 😳 BOOTRIDING? 😳 "DUMB MUTT""?!?!?!?! 😵‍💫 WAIT DID YOU WRITE THIS OR DID I HOW DID YOU REACH INTO MY BRAIN AND PULL OUT ALL MY FANTASIES NONNIE SOBBBBBBBBBB

i felt a dizzying flush come over me @ "go on, i know you can get off on my boot, dumb mutt" i had to close out of this ask and go back in bc . ok. like i need to be his dumb mutt so bad. i need him to verbally degrade and bully and stand over her n tug on her hair and step on her a lil while she's crawlin aronud on all fours abd blame it on her bein dumb and an easy target *—*

"dumb puppies know how to follow orders, right?" OUGH and "you see his jaw tighten, and just as quickly as his hands were on you, they're off." SCREAM no bc what is it about this man bein unrelengting but not raising his voice that is so brain-metlingly hot i need him to beat me up while shushing me which speaking of-

"every time you whine, he just shushes you gently, a stark contrast to his rough movements." sorry but i need him to shush me the way he was doing to that dude in s1e2 before he threw him off a building . u are EVIL for putting this image in my head i need to mayhaps jump off a building.. ALSO the spitting in her mouth and finger-fucking it deeper oh nonnie i dob't feel so well i don't thibk . fuzzy brain disesase taking hold yowling really really really loud

seriosuly nonnie did you steal this from my brain because thisis eveything i want i do not deserve u thank you so much holy fkn shit i jus keep rereading this..

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[johnnydany]

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[eat-spit]

Setting the tone for the quality content you dorks can expect on this account

[f0point5]

Sorry they had Max Verstappen pointing to the Honda sign (like I almost bought a Civic off the big dick energy) and breaking every record known to man while appearing in their commercials and just being THAT guy…and they wouldn’t let RB out of having a Honda driver and then ditched them only to go to Aston and allow them to keep Lance?

Does not sit right with me.

[pinkprettycure]

That being said I'm sure the primary reason Dream Daddy doesn't get brought up as often anymore to begin with is just because it's a BL game and a lot of the weeb VN fans that are angry about Date Everything have been complaining about the art style as well, and while the art style of Dream Daddy doesn't really fit the aesthetic preference that people like this want. (tbh it's not really the style i see popular with joseimuke fans either who tend to prefer a shojo-like anime aesthetic) it doesn't matter much for cishet male weebs when none of the LIs are girls to begin with. and that more western style of art actually is one that i've seen be decently popular with gay male gamers.

[mysticaltastemakerwitch]

Viggo Mortensen, my ❤️

[johnnydany]

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[elitehanitje]

"Tell us why you decide to join the Shane Taylor Promotions?"

[catncore]

They say the guy who runs the café on Cat Street vanishes now and then...Vanishes? Sounds like laziness to me.

[lorienlady]

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Henry Oak/Darryl Wilson, Glenn Close/Henry Oak, Glenn Close/Darryl Wilson, Glenn Close/Henry Oak/Darryl Wilson, Henry Oak/Mercedes Oak-Garcia

Yes hello I'm finally posting about this fic on tumblr, it's a small town coffee shop au longfic I've been doing over on AO3 that I'm actually really proud of?