#promise I'll write more soon!

[thewarriorspecial]

I was actually supposed to make a spicy fanfic playlist to work on Greenhill chapter 7 and the midpoint turn in Seeing Double.

However...

I got distracted by my own taste. Heh.

I still can't dance yet so if you like this one shake some ass and bounce some tiddy for me, okay?

Song list under the cut!

1 Give Her Some Money - Malibu Mitch

2 Another Nasty Song - Latto

3 Rodeo - City Girls

4 Asthma Pump - Tay Money, Flo Milli

5 Thot Shit - Megan Thee Stallion

6 Rose Gold Stripper Pole - KenTheMan

7 CAN'T TOUCH THIS - BIA

8 Not My N*gga - KenTheMan

9 Wifey - Rubi Rose

10 Nasty Nasty - Boosie Badazz

11 Curious - Shenseea

12 He Be Like - KenTheMan

13 Me 8 U - Cassie

14 Eat It Up - Kalii, BIA

15 Back Seat - Saweetie, Lourdiz

16 Lil Bit - Nelly, Florida Georgia Line

17 Poke It Out - Wale, J. Cole, Cool & Dre

18 Eenie Meenie - Baby Tate

19 Twerk War - Six 3, Asian Doll

20 Lick - Shenseea, Megan Thee Stallion

21 | Like - Rubi Rose

22 Flood My Wrist - LightSkinKeisha

23 Hard - Rico Nasty

24 Brand New - Six 3

25 Blick Blick - Coi Leray, Nicki Minaj

26 Girls Kissing Girls - Jucee Froot, Juicy J

27 Talk That Talk (Rich Bitch) - LightSkinKeisha

28 Backin' It Up - Pardison Fontaine, Cardi B

29 Bussin - Nicki Minaj, Lil Baby

30 Money - Rico Nasty, Flo Milli

31 lon Need - Big Boss Vette

32 Rainbow Cadillac - Baby Tate

33 Hit Yo Dance - Rubi Rose, Yella Beezy, NLE Choppa

34 Make That Cake - LunchMoney Lewis, Doja Cat

35 Psycho (Remix) - Jucee Froot, Rico Nasty

36 Yikes - Nicki Minaj

37 Jobs - City Girls

38 Simon Says - Megan Thee Stallion, Juicy J

39 Link Up - Tinashe

40 WHOLE LOTTA MONEY - BIA

41 Sip It - Iggy Azalea, Tyga

42 Three Point Stance - Juicy J, City Girls, Megan The Stallion

43 Perfect (Remix) - Cousin Stizz, Doja Cat, BIA

44 All I Need (One Mo Drank) - Juicy J, K CAMP

[mattodore]

birthday boy 🎂

[sexyzuka]

kiba really said "🐶"

[ezisregrettinglifedecisions]

Fucking long car ride home = hopefully getting a Logan fic out after I finish it while listening to Chappell Roan and Conan Gray

[miyamoratsumuu]

just got to make it to friday just got to make it to friday just got to make it to friday justgottomakeittofriday justgottomakeittofriday justgottomakeittofriday

[bcdrawsandwrites]

So uh, no cover for this yet, but I wrote this an age ago and figured now was a good time to post it.

Bindle

Fandom: Inanimate Insanity Rating: K Genre: Angst Characters: Toilet (plus references to other characters like MePhone and MePad) Fic Description: Mister Phone had told him to leave, so it was time to go. Beta Readers: @jaywings and @mephoj Notes: I know the subtitles spell it "Mistah Phone," but since he's being referred to just in prose here and not in dialogue (with Toilet's accent), it's just "Mister Phone."

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He didn't much remember what he'd packed.

Everything had happened so fast, and he could hardly think past the burning and dizziness in his tank as he hopped away to gather what little he had. The only thing to bring him out of his haze was the sudden spike of frustration at how hard it was to tie a knot without hands, especially when he wasn't focused.

Toilet found himself biting down on one corner of the red handkerchief, trying to tug at the knot with his invisible grip. It wasn't a very good knot and Mister Phone wouldn't have been terribly happy with that kind of shoddy work but he managed to secure it to the stick he'd apparently found. The bindle was not a big one, but he slung it behind his tank nonetheless.

Mister Phone had told him to leave, so it was time to go.

While his earlier actions had been performed in a furious, tear-blurred haze, he hopped through the contestant grounds with a great deal more slowness, thumping against the soft grass and feeling heavier with each step. After a moment he paused, turning around to take in the view.

By now, the area was cast in soft moonlight, and it was hard to see everything from where Toilet stood at the edge of the grounds. If any contestants were still out and about—probably celebrating their immunity and the fact that they got to spend more time with Mister Phone—he couldn't see them from here. Maybe a speck of light in the distance indicating Hotel OJ, but that was it. He didn't even get to have one last look at the people he'd been working with for the past several months.

It struck him that he didn't even get to say goodbye.

Something gave a terrible yank in his plumbing, and he jumped up into a frantic hover.

"GOODBYE EVERYBODYYYY!" he called out into the night. His voice echoed briefly, and he landed on the ground, waiting a moment. When nothing happened, he jumped into a slightly lower hover, shakily adding: "I-I love you...!"

Again he landed, waiting a moment longer for a response. Maybe someone rushing out to ask him what was going on, or where he was going. Or someone calling "goodbye" back. He'd even take Mister Phone telling him to shut up.

Nothing.

He was leaving this place for good, and no one cared.

Something tugged in his plumbing again, and he spun back around, hurrying away as his vision blurred with tears.

But no, no, maybe they didn't know yet, he argued to himself as he charged past the edges of the contestant grounds. Maybe they hadn't noticed—the last challenge hadn't ended that long ago. It had to be that, right? Maybe later they'd be looking around for him and saying "Hey, where did Toilet run off to?" They would miss him, Mister Phone would miss him, they had to, they had to, they—

His porcelain struck a rock he'd failed to notice, and he tumbled forward, splashing water on the ground and inadvertently slinging his bindle ahead of him. It clattered down softly in the grass, the handkerchief coming untied, spilling some of its contents.

"Ah!" he cried, hurrying up to the pile of items. While some were still covered by the handkerchief, several colorful cards had been scattered across the grass.

Toilet rushed to gather them up, but took a moment to stare at each one as he picked it up. The first was a cat drawn in marker and glitter on a blue card, while the next was... Microphone? He'd drawn her shouting with a bunch of sound waves coming out around her. Next was Baseball and Nickel—he'd drawn them on the same card since they seemed to like to hang out—and then there was Balloon, and Fan and that funny egg, and some more cats, and Marshmallow, and Mister Phone, and...

...Oh, right. These had been for him.

He'd nearly forgotten, after everything that had happened. He'd drawn these the other day when he'd found Mister Phone unconscious by the painting of the corn man. He'd had that weird message on his screen—something about memory—so Toilet had decided to try drawing a bunch of "memory cards" to help him jog that memory. He'd drawn all the contestants, even the eliminated ones, so Mister Phone would remember the game show and be able to get back to it. But then MePad had come along and—

Toilet paused.

On the last card, he’d drawn MePad next to Toilet himself.

I do not intend on being superior to you at all. I consider us equals. We both serve a different purpose, is all.

He stared down at the drawing, at MePad's screen colored in purple ink and shimmering glitter.

The last time he'd seen that screen, he'd been staring into it imploringly, waiting for MePad to back him up, to support him as he always had. Mister Phone was upset and not acting very rationally, but MePad could talk Mister Phone down and convince him that he didn't need to fire Toilet.

But when MePad had met Toilet's gaze, he'd only looked away.

"Equals…?" Toilet muttered, glaring down at the drawing. "Good to know that was a bunch of hogwash!" He punctuated the last word with a splash of water, soaking the card and causing the ink to run, the glitter to wash away. For a moment he felt a twinge of regret, but only for a moment, and he turned back to the fallen bindle with a huff.

As he moved part of the handkerchief aside to put the stack of cards back in, he wound up uncovering the rest of its contents: a bundle of wires in a rainbow of colors.

Oh.

That’s right… Mister Phone had asked for them so often, he'd finally gone out one day to gather a variety of them to have ready. He hadn't really asked for them since, but Toilet had hung onto them, just in case.

Maybe Mister Phone would need them again—need him again—and call him back.

Shaking himself, Toilet quickly gathered his possessions again and tied the bindle back together, making sure the knot was extra-tight this time. Slinging it behind his tank, he continued his journey, noticing the grass beneath him slowly transition into sand. Up ahead, water lapped against the otherwise-silent beach.

It struck him that he had no idea where to go from here. He'd been working here for so long, ever since Master Adam had hired him to—

...Wait, that was it!

Mister Phone had only gotten so angry after he'd mentioned Master Adam. It had to be something to do with him, right? If Mister Phone was angry at Master Adam, then Master Adam must've done something awful!

Where was Master Adam, though? Toilet had never met him in person—they'd only ever spoken over the phone. But Mister Phone had also mentioned the corn man, so maybe Master Adam was working for him? Funny he'd never seen him when they visited the Cloud, though. If he'd known, he would've stopped at his office to say hello.

Well... maybe he could give his office a visit, then, but not for a friendly chat.

Toilet strode across the sandy beach, a goal finally set in mind.

He was going to get to the bottom of this, and figure out what was bothering Mister Phone once and for all.

And… and then maybe Mister Phone would want him back.

…Maybe?

…please?

[burningcheese-merchant]

oh great burningcheese-merchant, I know you're on a craze with this couple, who are awesome btw, but I come here today with a humble request as a long time reader that maybe you could consider revisiting your "cookie run ship backstories" on AO3. There are some couples on that fic I was eagerly awaiting to read about 👀 ofc no pressure, if you don't wanna come back to it, that's totally cool, I'll read whatever you choose to write because you are that fantastic at it ☝

You read that? And you actually like it? And you actually like it enough to come ask me to continue it???

I didn't think anyone cared about that one (or any of the not BurningCheese ones tbh, those have stolen my entire show 😂)! I did it for funsies and was surprised it even got to 400 hits! I'm really touched you want more, I'm going to add another ship chapter as soon as possible (later today probably, since they're all done and old as hell) just for you! (I'm between AbyssEel or BlackCaviar. I like how I wrote those ones in particular. I hope those are some of the ones you wanted to hear about haha)

Now... Look at the camera and tell everyone that the PitayaFire chapter is your favorite :) Don't mind the gun pointed at you, please ignore the cool metal of the shotgun barrel digging between your shoulder blades, forget that it's fully loaded, just tell the world that that was the best one and you ship PitayaFire to death and think everyone one else should, too :))) (kidding, obviously. You enjoy whatever you ship you want. I'm just so alone on PitayaFire Island waaaaahhhhhhhh)

I really am grateful for all the people that enjoy my writing. It means the world to me that I'm actually good enough at something that people enjoy what I do with it. I hope I'm able to keep entertaining you all with my nonsense stories, BurningCheese-related and otherwise ❤️

[silkenedstars]

DNF/BYF

I'm going to be honest, I don't care who's reading my stuff as long as there is no harassment going on down in the comments or reblogs. I don't care for the entire proship/antiship discourse either and I honestly don't want to be involved in it.

The most I will say about it is that in no way will I write rape, incest/stepcest or anything of that nature because I'm not comfortable with those topics. While it won't result in a block (and only a light warning), kindly do not request anything with these topics. I'm fine with writing anything else.

If you're going to follow me, then all I ask for you is to stay respectful of others and to not harass others.

If you are a minor who wants to follow me or is currently following me, please keep in mind that I'm an adult. Also if you have your age stated anywhere then delete it. Trust me, you're better off with strangers not knowing how old you are.

Next, while I do write fluff here most of the time, I'm a horror writer first and foremost so there will inevitably be one-shots and headcanons featuring, horror, gore, as well as anything that can be considered dark (this is excluding). If you're uncomfortable with any of the following and would rather not risk seeing them:

Death (be it one important character to thousands of background ones)

Body Horror

Body Dysphoria

Mental Health Issues

Injury (from mild to severe)

Abuse

Obsessive/Possessive Behaviour, Yandere Content

As well as anything else that follows along the lines of what's on this list, please block me. My writing, no matter how good it may be, is not worth your mental health. I'd also advise that if there's any topic that you might not be able to hand in my writing, please do not read it. Your mental health and safety is far more important than any masterpiece I or anyone else can create.

ALWAYS check for any trigger/content warnings I put at the start of my posts and check the tags at the end.

You're free to block me whenever and you're most certainly free to do it over anything be it small or important.

Lastly, if you dislike me and hate everything I write and are only here for hate-reading whatever I write or to make fun of me: You're valid as hell, keep doing it.

[redr0sewrites]

YALLL sorry ive been so inactive lately school + mental health is lowkey kicking my ass, but i promise i'll be more active soon!!! im prob gonna get at least two things done by this weekend, so stay tuned for that ✨ and since summer is coming i'll be a lot more active then too!!!

[deeptrashwitch]

*During a insomia night, inside Witch's mind*

So, who are you again?

A fictional girl

Yeah well, it doesn't help me to understand

Start writing and you'll figure it out

...I need to sleep, I'll lead with you tomorrow

*ends up writing (and even doing the picrew) at midnight to at least keep the idea out of her mind for a while*

Yeah...the thing below just appeared while I was trying to sleep, and now I'm writing about her. It's a new OC, and she'll be Ghost's civilian girlfriend. And no, she has nothing to do with my main timeline, so there won't be anything related to her on my post about the Specters.

I'll leave this programed and then go to sleep. See ya!

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OC: Samantha "Sam" Cohen

Nationality: American

Age: 34

Date of birth: 15th january 1990 - Richmond (U.S.A.)

Residence: Washington D.C

Profession: Marketing director

Height: 1.72 m/ 5"7' ft

Weight: 70 kg

Blood type: A+

Pronouns: She/her

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Relationships

Simon "Ghost" Riley (boyfriend)

Mike Cohen (older brother)

Lily Cohen nee Dupont (sister-in-law)

Valerie Cohen (niece)

William Cohen (nephew)

David Cooper (friend)

Irene Sayre (friend)

Jayden/Cassandra Fisher (friend

Trivia

-Her main hobby is make flower arrangements, using many type of flowers. Sometimes Simon helps her, and he even has learned how to do some crowns.

-She loves cuddles and always hugs Simon when they are on their bed, she even plays with his hair when they are looking a movie. And she's the only one who'll ever see Simon all lovey-dovey and clingy, so anytime people says he's cold, scary or things like that, she cackles internally.

-When they visit her brother, she always plays with her nephew and niece while the rest talk calmly.

-She's the second oldest on the group, only Cassandra/Jayden is older than her. Irene and David always mock them because of it, but they love the little brats anyway.

-She tends to be explosive, it can be when she's excited or pissed off. Her reactions are usually effusive (read as: laughter when she's happy and ugly cry shen she's sad), except when she's furious (if she ignores you, then you really fucked it up).

Random quote

"Are you saying that Ghost is scary and cruel? That Ghost? If...you say so, I guess" -talking with a random rookie (who got punished later by said Lieutenant)

When and how met their partner?

She met Simon through a dates app, to be honest she was intrigued because his profile just said basic things (no likes, hobbies and what not) and his photo was him with the baclava. They went to the African Art National Museum and walked for a while in silence, until, when they saw an object from the expo, Ghost commented a non-classified anecdote about a mission in Africa where he learned a bit about their ancient cultures. It called Sam's attention, and they started a conversation, more like Sam asked many things and Ghost answered.

Also, she wasn't exactly stingy with the compliments, admired to find out thar her date knew such interest things. Then she found out about Simon's shyness when it comes to compliments outside of work, because he was blushed and a bit nervous down the mask he was using (he'll deny it all his life, tho). And when the date finished, she was the one to ask him for a second date the next time he had a free day, to which he happily agreed.

And from there, it's history as well.

[junowritings]

Heyya everyone long time no see!

Back with a lovely request from @werwhelmed and had the opportunity to draw these two! Adore their designs and the matching color schemes to boot! Thanks again for being so patient I hope it was worth the wait :D

[ciircex]

What if she played with a knife and gently guided your muse's face to hers with said knife... what then?

[phaedo]

there are so many bad takes about wicked on this website and i truly cannot invest the time and energy to return to my 14-year-old self and talk about it in more detail

[yasmeensh]

OCs... AGAIN. remember the old hybrid man? he’s back. he’s always been there but i’m planning more of his own story lately.

[angelxd-3303]

Moving update no one asked for:

My feet hurt, lmao.

However, I've gotten everything but my books into the house, and now I'm working on sorting through everything. I'm going from a basement room to an upstairs room, so I think the brighter surroundings will definitely help my mental health. It's nice and bright, and I've got so many ideas as to where I want to put everything.

My main goal in this move is to improve myself mentally, because I got myself stuck in a rut of go to work, hide in room, rinse and repeat. It was really bad for my anxiety and depression, and the friend I'm moving in with knows that. She's been really helpful in letting me know that I don't have to isolate myself, which is a huge thing for me.

Once I get everything sorted the way I want it, then I plan to take the summer to just relax and work on myself.

Hope everyone is doing well, and I might have some ideas for art floating around in my head for when I get situated!

[immobiliter]

if anyone needs me, i'll be in fontaine until i'm done with the archon quest ✌️