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[deeptrashwitch]

*Alicia was talking with Kanoa about him boxing against other competitors for training*

Kanoa: So Alejandro was here too?

Alicia: Yeah, he just wanted to see of how you did in the ring. And don’t be surprised but he was betting on this as well.

Kanoa: Oh? Who did he bet-

Alejandro: KANOA!

Kanoa: Hm? Oh, Hola Ale. Who did you bet-

Alejandro, suddenly pulled Kanoa’s face and kissed his lips: MMMMMMMWAH!

Kanoa: !!!

Alejandro, smiled widely: I want to THANK you for winning most of the rounds! And now I’m filthy RICH! HAHAHA!

Kanao, was too stunned to listen: U-Uh-

Alejandro, pat his shoulder: I owe you a drink tonight, hermano! Meet us outside after! *walked outside*

Kanoa: 😳

Alicia, looked at Kanoa: Noa? You okay?

Kanoa: ……please tell me that was just a homie’s kiss.

Alicia, snickered: Pffft! It’s nothing PERSONAL, Noa. Ale is just happy that you gave him cash.

Kanoa: BETTER be! Because that felt REALLY weird since you two are TOGETHER and here I am being SINGLE! Getting KISSED by your man!

Alicia, started laughing: HAHAHAHA!

Kanoa: Like…BRUH!

Alicia, still laughing: I have GOT to tell Tiala about this!

Kanoa: NO YOU WON’T!

Alicia: ... *sprints to get Tiala* TIAAAAAA!!!

Tiala: What is it? *looking up from some documents*

Alicia: I HAVE GOSSIP ABOUT NO-!

Kanoa: *tackles her* DON'T!

Alicia: Oof-

Tiala: *watching the argue and fight* ...I was wondering why this place was so quiet *sighs* here we go again

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*If Alicia and Kanoa playing DND*

Alicia, being the DM for this game: You see a dog.

Kanoa, gasped as his eyes sparkles: Can I roll to pet it? 🤩

Alicia: Um…sure?

Kanoa: *rolls a critical miss*

Alicia: You slap the dog.

Kanoa:

Alicia: *patting his back* It's a game, Noa...

Kanoa: I feel like a monster *against a corner feeling bad*

Alicia: There there, you're not a monster

Kanoa: But it was a dog!

Alicia: Still, you're not a monster

[deeptrashwitch]

THIS. I could see this is Alicia getting hit by an arrow and Luke was sitting next to him with a bow. And that nurse is Jackson standing there looking disappointed.

Don't blame Alicia, Wraith. The Captain just wanted to teach her Lieutenant how to use that weapon.

Jackson: ...What the fuck did I miss?

Alicia: Luke wanted to use a bow and I taught him

Jackson: And why do you know how to use one?

Alicia: That's not the point here, can you take off this thing? *points at the arrow*

Jackson: *looks at Luke* You aimless fucker

Luke: I tried to shoot the apple, not her! And it's difficult using a bow!

Alicia: I should've moved aside too, tho

Jackson: *dissapointed* How are you my superiors?

[deeptrashwitch]

*Kanoa had made a really funny joke that Alicia find it stupid* Alicia, rolling her eyes as she was crossing her arms and smiled a little: You're an idiot. Kanoa, chuckled a bit before leaning in: I'm YOUR idiot. *showing the BFF bracelet that Alicia made for him* Kanoa: FOREVER. Alicia, wheezing: NOA! NO! NOT THAT REFERENCE FROM BIG BANG THEORY! 🤣 Kanoa: I did! And I will use it AGAIN! Alicia: HAHAHAHAHA!

I can imagine Alicia just hugging Kanoa by the shoulder like: "yeah, you're my idiot and I can't get rid of you". These two speaking with references all the time 🤣 I bet Tiala it's fed up with them because of that HAHAHAHA

[deeptrashwitch]

*the WTF and the Specters team were outside of the Los Vaqueros base as everyone were settling in for the countdown for New Years*

Alicia, gave a beer to Kanoa: Enjoying yourself, Noa?

Kanoa: Yup! Everything seems so nice. Thanks for inviting us, Licia.

Alicia: Of course! Alejandro WAS hoping for you and your team to come. Since he does need Agnes for something.

Kanoa: Huh? Like what?

Alicia: Don’t know. He also needed Noah to help him with something as well.

Kanoa: Huh. That’s weird. *started sipping his drink*

*until realization hit them as Kanoa spat his drink and looked at Alicia*

Kanoa/Alicia: THE FIREWORKS!!!

*then the two quickly went to stop them before it goes BAD*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣 that will be a chaotic new year, huh? I love that they had to process for a second before remembering the chaos incarnate that Agnes and Noah are 🤣

Alejandro definitely will get an scolding for this. 😅

Sorry I took too long to answer, Taro! I love you, bestie 🥰🥰

[deeptrashwitch]

M!!! I missed you, dear!!!

[deeptrashwitch]

send this to all your favourite moots and roll a snowball! KEEP THE SNOWBALL ROLLING!❄️🤍❄️🤍❄️

Shaniiiiiiiii 🥰

[deeptrashwitch]

send this to all your favourite moots and roll a snowball! KEEP THE SNOWBALL ROLLING!❄️🤍❄️🤍❄️

🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️

[deeptrashwitch]

send this to all your favourite moots and roll a snowball! KEEP THE SNOWBALL ROLLING!❄️🤍❄️🤍❄️

SNOWBALL WAR!!! Love you lots, Milk ^^ 😍😘🥰🤩

[deeptrashwitch]

send this to all your favourite moots and roll a snowball! KEEP THE SNOWBALL ROLLING!❄️🤍❄️🤍❄️

MOPSI!!!! Hi dear! Sorry I took so long to answer, I love you 🥰😘😘

[deeptrashwitch]

A wonderful concept: Rares “stealing” Camila away to take her on a surprise trip to Bucharest where he takes her to his favorite places & shows her around where he used to be a menace 😌

That's a lovely concept ^^ Camila simply grabbing her bag and filling it with some clothes before looking at Rares and say: "I'm ready! Let's go!". I know she'll tale her camera, taking pictures of everything around her and especially pictures of Rares and Val if he's going with them. Also she'd love to hear anecdotes about Rares' childhood, maybe even pestering him about it a bit hehe :3

[deeptrashwitch]

*Sami is playing dolls with his daughters while Serah was video chatting with Alicia and is showing the camera to Sami*

Sami, was holding the doll: Uh…how you doing?

Penny: ……dad. Say it in your girl voice!

Sami, sigh and looked at his wife: Pepe, look away. *cleared his throat*

Sami, smiling: ✨How you doing?💅✨

Serah: *snickered*

Alicia: *was wheezing through the camera*

Sami, heard Alicia laughing: IS THAT KANOA’S BITCH FRIEND?!?

Serah: SAMI! LANGUAGE!

Alicia: *laughed even HARDER*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Poor Sami, he'll have to lead with Alicia's mocking forever now 🤣🤣 aww, I love he's playing with his daugther, he's adorable :3 I can imagine the arguing between the two of them the next time they find each other 🤣

[deeptrashwitch]

LA’U PELE! MY BESTIE! MY LOVELY MOOTS!

Since you have given me SUCH wonderful and positive message! I want to send you back! SO HERE IT IS!

LOVE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!😘😘😘💖💖💖

BESTIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 😍😘🥰💖❤️💖💕😍😘

[deeptrashwitch]

Little thing from this post! I seriously love holidays prompts, it's nice to write about them :3 (even if it's late as hell 🤣)

• "If you steal my blanket one more time, I’m throwing you outside."

Alicia was sitting on the sofa with a blanket around her, the third of that night. Why the third? Because Alejandro has been stealing the two prior blankets.

And now he was covered and wrapped on the two blankets.

"Amor..." Alejandro called her softly, smirking.

"Yes?"

"We have more blankets, right?"

Alicia looked at him and grabbed her blanket, narrowing her eyes. "I swear, Alejandro, if you steal my blanket one more time, I'm throwing you outside."

"You wouldn't be that cruel with your husband."

"Then let me have my own blanket."

"...No."

Alicia sighed again, then the twins entered back. They were laughing and covered with some snow over them. Leo and Olivia ran to refuge under the blankets that Alejandro had, accidentally letting snow fall over him.

Alicia couldn't stop a chuckle when Alejandro jolted at the cold and escaped, leaving the blankets for the kids.

He was huffing annoyed, but didn't do anything to take back the blankets.

"So? Will you try to steal the blankets from the kids?" Alicia joked, poking his cheek.

"No, but this isn't fair. Hmm, can I steal yours instead?"

"I'll throw you outside if you try."

Alejandro laughed. "Hey! That isn't fair!"

Soon Alicia simply covered him with half of the blanket, using his arm as backrest while she watched a movie. Meanwhile Alejandro chuckled and kissed her forehead gently. Then the twins popped up from the two other blankets, smiling happily.

Olivia looked at Leo, and Leo looked at Olivia. They nodded and grabbed their blankets, laughing and running towards their parents.

"Cuddle pile!" They screamed and threw themselves over Alejandro.

"Oof!" Alejandro exclaimed when he got his breath knocked out.

"Kids, be gentle, also, go to change clothes." Alicia said with a chuckle, poking their foreheads.

Olivia huffed and pouted. "But mom! We want cuddles!"

"Your clothes are wet thanks to the snow, go."

Leo simply grabbed his twin and dragged her away, whispering something. Soon Olivia was also calm, and they went to change. Not much later, the two of them came already in their onsies.

Without a word, they threw themselves to hug their parents, who laughed and hugged them.

"There we go, a little shark and a baby jaguar." Alejandro joked, covering them with the blankets with a laugh.

"Well, now we can have a cuddle pile." Alicia said with a soft hum, as the twins cheered happily and snuggled into the blankets.

Like that they stayed in the sofa, just cuddling until the twins fell asleep exhausted by their playing afternoon. Meanwhile Alejandro and Alicia were watching a classic christmas movie. They both laughed softly when they noticed the kids already sleeping soundly.

"Seems like I can't steal the blankets anymore, huh?" Alejandro commented with a soft smile when he noticed Olivia and Leo clinging onto the blankets.

"Yep, they'll be really upset if you do." Alicia said with a soft chuckle.

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Hi y'all!! Sorry I've been kinda missing on here 😅 I've been taking a break since I didn't feel interested in posting anything for some reason (it ended up being exhaustion hehe 🥲) and inspiration was running low. To be honest I forgot to post something here to tell you, sorry of I worried y'all!

By now inspiration is coming back and honestly, I'm relieved for that hehe I'll be back as soon as possible to answer all the ask I have in my inbox, some posts and some other things ^^

Love y'all!!

[deeptrashwitch]

Secret santa's gift!

Alright, in Discord we made a secret santa event and I was assigned... *drumrolls* @revnah1406!!! I made this little one-shot about Abby and Woods during christmas, I hope you like it. Merry chirstmas, darling 🎆✨🎉🎁

December 24th, The Vault

Abby was looking at the snow in silence, just thinking while she stared at the starry sky of december. Her eyes followed the movements of the stars and she murmured the names of some of them to herself. At some point a voice startled her from behind, making her jolt in her place with a yelp.

“What’s with you?” Frank Woods asked, raising an eyebrow.

“Goddamnit, old man, you’ll give me a heart attack!” She exclaimed, then looked at him and huffed. “Where’s the nurse?”

“Nurse Batshit? Who cares? Probably somewhere around here” He said, moving his wheelchair nearer to the window. “You didn’t answer the question, kid.”

She sighed softly and stayed silent for a second. “Just thinking…”

“About?”

“Many things. Do you think my parents…well, my mom, will make it on time?”

Woods just glanced at the clock on the wall in silence, noticing that it was almost past midnight. He sighed softly and simply went to get something from a nearby drawer.

“I’m not sure if Alice will make it, but you know David would like to be here.” 

“But he can’t because of his missions, I know, I know.”

For a second, Woods noticed Abby’s expression saddened before she went back to look out the window. 

“Listen, I’m not supposed to give you this before tomorrow, but screw that.” He murmured, giving her a package neatly decorated and wrapped. “Here, merry christmas, Abs.”

“Thanks, old man.” Abby smiled softly and opened the package. 

Inside, a neatly folded map of the stars and constellations awaited her along with many pairs of socks, each one with sillier patterns than the ones before. She laughed softly and started to look closely at the pattern.

“Oh, this is amazing! But, why plain brown ones? I don’t get it.” She asked, curiously.

“Unfold them, I know you’ll like them.” Woods said with a knowing smile.

Once she unfolded the pair of socks, she couldn’t avoid a laugh when she saw them right. The pattern made them look like hoofs, with the details and everything. It made her face light up with a huge smile, still giggling at the socks.

“These are great. I’ll go put them on now.” She said with a bright smile. “I’ll be a fucking faunus! Hell yeah!”

“If you will, do it quickly, I need your help in the kitchen.”

“Oh? What for?”

“What else for? Cooking, kid.” Woods said, rolling his eyes with a smile. “Move your ass, we’ll make your favorite for tonight.”

“Really?! Like, for real for real?! Then I’ll leave the socks for later, hehehe.”

“Yeah, now move it or I’ll change my mind.”

Abby laughed and cheered, but nodded and jumped off the window ledge to follow Woods to the kitchen.

“Will you ask the nurse for help?”

“Fuck no.” Woods said almost immediately, making Abby snicker and smirk. “Oh, look at that, are you mocking me, kid? Really?”

“Nooo, of course not.” She said, holding back her laughter. “What kind of granddaughter do you think I am?”

“Haha. Yeah right, and that smirk means nothing. Suure thing.”

“Exactly!”

Woods chuckled and shook his head softly. “You little troublemaker…”

“I learnt from the best, don’t you think?” She asked with a soft hum, proud of herself as she walked.

“Maybe too well.”

She just smiled in silence, but Woods kept smiling as well. Once they reached the kitchen, Woods started to read out loud the recipe, with him making some parts of the food while Abby made the others, sometimes adding her own touch of flavors when Woods wasn’t looking. It was a moment where they joked sarcastically with each other, also with Woods retelling for the nth time one of his stories, which Abby loved to hear, simply paying attention while she cooked.

When the food was ready, Woods just could chuckle at Abby’s happiness at the sight of the dish. He turned his face away since it smelled strongly.

“Dammnit kid, this is like a nuke itself. Why do you like it so much?”

Abby shrugged and poked out her tongue mockingly. “It's delicious. It’s not my fault you can handle it, so more for me.”

“How funny…you know I’m an elder, I can’t even try to think of eating that.” Woods said dramatically, huffing softly.

“Sooo, should I make you some bland-ass chicken with broccoli and some oatmeal?” She asked mockingly.

“Don’t you fucking dare, Abigail.”

Abyy laughed loudly, but nodded calmly. “Alright, alright, stop the drama, old man. I made you some more normal, ehem bland, food so you can eat without problem.”

After a while, they went to eat together while the snow kept falling outside, with Abby humming Christmas carols while she ate. Woods chuckled softly when he noticed Abby’s face was all red because of the spice, but when he offered her some water, she shook her head and kept eating despite the hellish spice. 

And when they finished and Woods sent Abby to sleep, she just huffed but nodded. She smiled a bit and sat beside the wheelchair instead, that was near the fireplace. 

“Seriously?” Woods asked.

“I’ll go to sleep, don’t worry, buuut not yet!”

Woods shook his head and put his hand over her hair with a huff, simply hearing her ramble about everything and anything. He made noises of surprise and commented sometimes, smiling at Abby’s happiness as she spoke, and like that the minutes ticked away. Slowly, Abby started to doze off a bit lulled by the heat of the fireplace, resting her head against Woods’ knee.

“Hey Abs.”

“Hmm?”

“Don’t tell your parents I gave you your gift early, alright?”

Abby chuckled a bit, mumbling softly. “I promise, merry christmas. G’night gramps…”

She sighed softly and fell asleep next to Woods, who only caressed her hair gently before he looked at the fireplace in silence.

“Goodnight Abby, rest well, I’ll be here when you wake up.” He said with a soft smile, grabbing a book from the nearby table to pass the time until sleep got him as well.

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BIIIG HUG!!