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so it seems the D&D cartoon has been getting alot of love lately. which is great because I enjoy the cartoon but I remember some folks saying it was lame which got me thinking.
Will the 2000 movie ever see any long?
I'm sure honor among thieves will be a beloved film but do you think Snails will be in idle champions? Profion might show on a few products because of internet fame. I could see " feed me your rage! het tet tet tet!" being on a t-shirt.
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griddlehark is profidar!!
Magic user who doesn't has a good grip on reality and a warrior who is loyal to the ends of the earth. One of them becomes immortal due to the others death.
watch the 2000 dnd movie i beg you
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This weeks theme is fantasy villains! Which of these malevolent magical monsters will be written up next? Will it be the classic Disney villain? David Bowie and his impressive bulge? A Shrek villain, perhaps? Or am I going to have to talk about a Harry Potter character? You decide!
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finally watched d&d: honor among thieves! the acting is great, the story’s solid, and it actually feels like a d&d movie!
in terms of comparing the one made in 2000 vs this one, i like this one infinitely better; the first movie just feels like a generic high fantasy film about people defeating an evil force, whereas this one actually makes references to the source material of the game (like alluding to saving throws, “you don’t see anything”, and others). however, the one thing that the predecessor has over this one is the homoerotic tension between the main antagonist (profion) and his underling (damodar); the remake lacks this, but that doesn’t make it any less enjoyable. 10/10, would watch again.
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The Dungeons & Dragons (2000) Project pt.2
there is where I tell you a bunch of out of context reactions from rewatching this movie.
Profion is a little in love with that scepter I think
what does "power of the immortals" mean? there are no immortals mentioned ever again!
you couldn't even afford real fake blood, really?
ah yes, the mages, aka the 1%ers, very subtle
"young people think with the heart" are you sure you're trying to defend her right now?
I'm gonna get dizzy from these pan up a building transitions
oh old guy does have a name. but I'm not gonna call him that
I wanna see the deleted scenes. oh wait I own the dvd. maybe "the scroll of which nobody spoke" is in there
"you gonna catch me?" stop it please
exposition! is it even helpful tho
man if this scroll can't be decoded, how will our heroes know what to do?
Snails how did you ever steal anything before if this is how you act
oh the banter. oh it's bad. mmmmmm.
pretty sure that's not how you snap somebody's neck but okay
why did you run into that trash heap
it's daytime! where'd they get those cloaks
ugh the plant ears thing
oh yeah, this is a great start for enemies to lovers except for the part where like. there should be chemistry and stuff
"yeah but I'm the protagonist so I'll be taking over the plot now"
I know it's just a thing that dwarves and elves don't like each other but. why like this
"bar fight!"
"oh yeah, she got us into a host of trouble! we're still gonna help her tho 'cause she's pretty"
foreshadowing but not really it's just bad
questing time! next stop, a new city!
oh we're there. okay.
what exactly tips Riddley off that purple dude is how to get to the thieves guild, huh?
but also it works
but also it doesn't
but also it does and it's discount indiana jones time
yeah. nobody else was smart enough to BREAK THE MECHANISM WITH A SWORD
Riddley you've gotta stop trusting random people my guy
guild fight!
oh no, Damodar got Marina! how. he's so slow about everything
it's 'cause she's useless unless Riddley is filling that spot
oh no, got captured by an elf lady! no it's fine, we're gonna go rescue Marina
eep eep eep torture? scene eep eep eep
okay I hate Snails 'cause he makes trouble and weird noises and is generally annoying but Damodar is worse
daytime! let's go get our helpless female companion
"they gots to do it by themselves because destiny or something" okay sure
Snails why
Damodar do you even know what thieves do
if I cared about Snails I'd be sad but I don't so I'm not
Riddley is stupid!
man, fairy dust can just do anything in this world
empress stop talking. I know we're going for the american dream but you suck at public speaking
where even are we. elf forest? why is Tom Baker here? did he also need to renovate his castle?
"don't finish your quest it'll throw the universe out of whack and cause destruction"
"sorry about snails but not all mages are bad"
"yeah well okay I guess we can kiss"
that sword looks very plastic
oh right, Riddley has to go alone. protagonist.
dumbass.
"hey don't finish your quest it comes with dire consequences"
oh no Damodar has Marina again!
Riddley. Riddley no.
dumbass.
through the portal!
these dragons are. something.
hammy Jeremy Irons, we love to see it
Riddley come on, stab him!
or don't
mm power
or not
yeah yeah just change a classed society to a classless one with one sentence, great job
i cannot believe they gave us sequel bait
if snails is alive I'm gonna become an evil mage
join me next time when I go through this movie in great detail!
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PROFION WAS SO FINE, IDC IF WAS THE VILLAIN, HE WAS SO FINE😩😩😩😩😩
^^^^^^ JEREMY IRONS SLAY WITH THIS ROLE
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Im great. Profion is the greatest, yes. Ah hah hah hah.
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lowkey salty that everyone at uni is jetting off and having a blast or getting some work experience this summer while i’m sat here tryna stop the house falling apart on mam and i can’t even do that properly
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Top 10 Best Fantasy Villains AEsthetically Live Action(Male )
For me a cool design can make a villain even better .So these for me are the coolest looking male fantays villains
10.Profion and Damadar from Dungeons and Dragons
9. Nome King - Return to Oz
8.Saruman from Lord of the Rings
7.Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China
6. Thulsa Doom from Conan the Barbarian
5 Evil Genius from Time Bandits
4.The Ritual Master from Dark Chrystal
3.Captain Hook -Peter Pan
2. Mordred -Excalibur
1.Lord of Darkness from Legend
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feed me your Rage! het tet tet tet
Lord Profion
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honest to God. The dnd movie was underrated. People on tumbler should enjoy profions glory for what it is.
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