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Due to a warehouse incident we regret to inform you that this quart of ice cream may taste very good
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just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential
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Miike Snow is such a funny music group to think about because you remember "Genghis Khan" and it's like, oh, yeah, a one-hit wonder, literally just a band with one really big song who fly under the radar otherwise. But "Genghis Khan:" wasn't even "a really big song." One of their most popular, yeah, but its chart performance wasn't actually that impressive, especially internationally, compared to most other one-hit wonders. But that gay james bond shit absolutely charted at #1 with all of us on tumblr dot com exclusively
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This is single handedly the funniest Pokemon clip of all time.
The Pokémon company, sitting at a round table reviewing the episode before it airs:
“You know what, fuck it. I don’t give a shit anymore.”
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this is how you know Twitter is officially cooked
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If you start seriously looking into the history of railroads in the global south it's really not hard to become Literally The Joker. The vast majority of them were colonial enterprises, built to bring minerals to ports. Most of the decolonial, and/or vaugely left-wing Developmentalist governments that nationalized their networks ended up facing coups, having those networks run into the ground, and then eventually being privatized when Democracy Won Again (read: the amount of people thrown out of helicopters became a domestic liability.) If it wasn't that, the World Bank mandated privatization, or "open-access" pseudo-privitization, in order to get monetary aid. Since then, over the past ~30 years, many of these networks have come under control of various post-colonial bourgeoisie figures, or western companies primarily associated with mining, and returned to their effective colonial purpose, with most of the goals of running them as a public service completely disregarded.
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settings > my shower > manage my shower
water 🟩
soap 🟩
corner spider ⬜️
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my theory is dragons kidnap princesses for the same reason they hoard gold and other treasure, which is the perceived value and the bragging rights thereof. however, unlike precious metals and gems, human attractiveness is way more subjective, so you end up with dragons calculating the most valuable princess to nab and getting frustrated when their math doesn't check out...
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This is badass: Medieval Nubian Fashion Brought to Life. Click through to the link because there’s more replica clothing and it is all stunning!
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