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This remains one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in my life

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the woman who holds the moon

prints available here. my cover for this month's issue of baffling magazine.

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Disco Elysium try not to become emotionally dependent on kim kitsuragi challenge [impossible]

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We need the obnoxious atheists back. I know they engineered their own destruction by being annoying and pretentious, but it has become apparent how essential to the ecosystem they were. The religious fanatics have become too bold without their natural predators. Jesus wojaks would have been torn to shreds in 2011.

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This is the dumbest thing to point out but why is every Davekat fankid red JDJSJDJ its so funny

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A manatee rescue that I follow responded to a call about a female manatee with two calves because one of her babies had been injured by a boat strike. The entire family was temporarily relocated from the wild into a wildlife rehab facility for the injured male calf to undergo treatment. While there, vets noted the female calf was significantly larger than the little injured male. They did genetic testing and determined that big sister calf actually wasn’t related to the other two manatees at all! She was in fact an orphan calf that the adult manatee had found and taken in to care for right alongside her own little one.

Wild to think this manatee calf was literally adopted and nobody would have ever known if it weren’t for random coincidence and human curiosity. Every animal that you cross paths with in life has a fascinating personal story that you’ll only ever catch a glimpse of (if you’re lucky).

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i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

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Bad idea: continuous presidential election.

The polls never close, you can always go change your vote to any of the currently eligible candidates.

The president is in power as long as they have the most votes, but that could change at any time, not just every 4 years.

If enough people get out and vote you could end up going through 5 presidents in one month.

No term limits of any kind, maximums or minimums. You're in power for exactly as long as you're #1 in the never ending popularity poll.

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never separate a lesbian and her gay man best friend/brother of the love of her life

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The post I just reblogged made me think about "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" and how, now, in our time of dramatically reduced infant and child mortality and increased abundance, the more statistically likely interpretation of that six-word story is this:

"Extended family and friends have gifted us too much stuff for our kid. They didn't even get a chance to wear these shoes before they outgrew them." And if that's not an indication of amazing progress, I don't know what is.

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all sports: this barely alive man in his old age of 34 is still very good and is aiming for the next olympics

shooting: this 57 year old youngster is just starting his career

skateboarding: look at this 19 year old ancient veteran fuck, shes been here for 12 years, got 3 olympic medals and is retiring next year