#sleepy stuff

[sleepyowlwrites]

working today but I'm one of the sorcerers from the House of Favors. not the immortal sorceress because I didn't feel like painting my face red.

do we think I should give contacts another chance? my glasses are starting to drive me crazy. they're triggering my facial sensory issues. at the very least I oughta order new frames. these are three years old and the lenses have so many micro scratches.

anyway you lot should make yourselves into your characters too.

[sailorsleepyhead]

DUDE I JUST WOKE UP WHATS GOING ON??😭😭

[moshieee]

Ok ok

Floffis time ❤️

Sleepy

[sleepyowlwrites]

the best part of soup, that's me

[sleepyowlwrites]

achievement unlocked

[sailorsleepyhead]

AHAHHDURBTODJEIRBTIZNSIRV OMG TYTYTTYTYTYTYTYTYY TO EVERYONE THAT GOT ME TO 500 NOTES!!!! THIS IS SO CRAZYY BUT THANKK YOUUUU!!!!

[boneapple-tea]

I've done it I've reached a beautiful point of being asked if I ever sleep. Why? Cause one of my family members stays up till like 3 to 4 am cause they can't sleep they always see me at that time in the kitchen drinking water or snacking every night so far that I've been here. And not once have the seen me sleep or really have any issues due to sleep issues so it's really funny to me because I do sleep I just have weird waking hours that line up weirdly with when they leave there room so to them it seemed as tho I have literally just not slept at all

[sleepyowlwrites]

*glances sidelong at my resource post blog that I never look at* what do you mean I don't relate to this at all

Everyone always talks about adhd and 100+ tabs in a browser, but no one talks about all the saved posts on tumblr we save for future reference that we never look at either

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanessa's first impression on Mike in the FNAF movie

[xxplastic-cubexx]

something about first impressions idk

bonus:

[sleepyowlwrites]

yes

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

[sleepy-writes-stuff]

DP X DC PROMPT #27

(Time for something a little more lighthearted/found family. Could probably also make this a crack prompt instead.)

(#) = Notes at the end of post

(*) = Just me building off of other ideas.

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Visitation Rights

When Danny went to list Dani/Ellie as his heir after she'd come back from her years of traveling the world, he was quickly informed that he already had one in line for the thrown.

"What? Since when?!"

The pretentious, floating eyeball looked like he wanted to be anywhere else other than here, providing information to King Phantom, but explained anyway.

"The day you officially achieved royal status, you permanently linked your being to the Infinite Realms. When this happened, however, a child was in the process of being created with the assistance of ectoplasmic runoff that's been leaking into the mortal world for centuries. As a result of your power being incorporated into the Realms at such a time, this human child retained an imprint of your core signature. The Infinite Realms itself has recognized this child as your offspring. Your... other offspring has yet to be recognized in such a way and would therefore be considered your second heir once claimed."

Danny stared at the Observant with wide, blank eyes that were slowly filling with dread and panic.

"Why are you just telling me this now?? My coronation was over a decade ago!" He held his face in his hands and gave a horrified groan at what he just learned.

"If you really wanted that clone as your heir, I'm afraid it's too late to change it-"

Danny's head shot back up with a snarl and furious green eyes.

"That's not what I'm upset about you walking cataracts! Eleven years! I've missed eleven years of this kid's life!! How could you think I-"

At a loss for words, he growled deep in his chest. Deep enough that it echoed throughout the halls and rattled the floors.

"Who is this kid, and where can I find them?"

Once given the information and learning of the child's other parental figures, he gets to work. A few weeks later, he appears in the home office of a well-known billionaire with a stack of papers that he promptly slams onto the desk in front of the startled man. (1)

"I demand visitation rights to our son, Damian Wayne."

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(1) Danny actually visited Talia first to get visitation rights. Needless to say, that didn't go very well. He's still got a couple knives floating around in his chest cavity because of it.

(*) ALSO! I'm not sure how this lines up with the DC/Batman timeline. All I figured out is that if Danny waited to be crowned until after he graduated college as an astrophysicist, which take 5 to 7 years, he'd be about 36 years old when he finds out about Damian. Bruce would be about 41, so the age gap is only 5 years. If y'all wanna make this Danny/Bruce, go ahead!

[sleepyowlwrites]

me and the boys threatening to love you

right? @kaiusvnoir

[meegan420]

The Wee Fuzzy Baby Kali

[sleepyowlwrites]

everybody else liked it, I think it's just okay